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Show Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Ill, Issue 2 20 November 1996 ee AE ORIEN -( ee Ski Sturr ANNOUNCING... ON Oi EON Gt BIST Cd: SRL aT Effective medical weight loss nl AR La Aa SNC acs AEN arta Ca Sr S27 ° © ° °¢ * ® * hn a Bie Ron's Astrotocy ~( $32,000 Yard Sate eae om Uy Vass CLASSIFIED a Tae aT For your free consultation call: i -( BACK PAGE 323-9200 | Cover Photographer: Craig Dillon Macc Scott Oda & Tony Calvert chat during simul-solo of the north ridge of the Pfeifferhorn. _ Publisher A. ALEXANDER JACOBY MLD. John Bresee (76761.205@compuserve.com) Editor Medical Director David Baker (dcbaker@sprynet.com) The Mystic G35 Ronny “TheLips” Pinner (TheMysticajuno.com) Real Estate Editor Alexander “Alex” Miller (AlexanderMiller@juno.com) SnowMan Craig “AvalancheAvenger” Gordon k _ Sports Editor David “MountainMan” Environmental Editor Contributors Peck {(peckdave@aol.com) Creighton “Grandmama’sBoy” Hart Jill “Mrs.Mayer’” Adler (mtnmediaexmission.com) J. Daniel Hall | Marta “DruJellyfinger” Heilbrun Photographers Craig “Matt” Dillon , | Lee “TheVictim” Cohen Jack “CoverBoy’Popowich Brian “FStop” Millenbach Jon “HandlesOfLove” Atencio (JonAtenciogjuno.com) Steve “” Mayer (mayer@utw.com) R.J. “EyeShade” Penner (TheMystic@juno.com) Carolyn D. U. “Julie” Baker i Sales Manager Sales Whirlwind Accountant Peanut interior Designer WCR Legal Squad Geoff “Goofy” Arend [ GeoffArend@juno.com). Brady “Tort” Toensing, ESQ (KBSAG@aol.com) Eddy “l'llSueYourArse” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ Taking applications... ws Copy Editor The Finest Plumber Johnny “Goombah’” Olsen THE FINE PRINT: Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible athletes in top p ee condition and are oe trained in the activities described jand depicted ed inin.the pages of this newspaper. Unless you rain like a bantam weight 74 risk gatastrophic injury or death. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers and photographers. We do_not unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read information below if interested. If still interested after that, call 486.1388. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We ee one we get if it has your name and address and you go nee on your enemies. e’ll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone yeu ibel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporeris a SOE ane published once or Sometimes twice a month all ear. The next issue comes ouf in about a month. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ Thomas Jefferson) - puneee we usually have plenty of both. The WCRis the medium altitude altemative published by another bunch of people with some computers and a laser printer. This paper ts staffed exclusively with volunteers. 12,000 issues are mailed or handdelivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around ourscanyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to ay We can’t afford that subscription verification service] yet, so trust us. All material ©1 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of David or John. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and sendit to us. We welcome art, photos, 35 word manifestos and ifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink, but remember: We do not pay money for Unsolicited material, your reward is the incredible fame accorded WCR contributors. Be sure to include a photo release if you’re sending a photo. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress & many other programs for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy. If you enclose a selfaddressed Stamped ebvelope we'll appreciate it but we still won't return your stuff. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a a 1000 fora lifetime subscription; to: WCR 1104 ASHTON AVE, STE 204, SLC UT 84106-2374. Special offer: BUY 5 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $100 prepaid, GET 1 FREE. Order them for all your friends. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a member of the Utah Press Association and the Sandy Chamber of Commerce.If you have Peer ae ae we can help. The best printer in Utah also happens to be the least expensive - call -1388 for information. ; Wasatch Canyon Prropuct | VWorlid 1104 Salt City 801-486-1388 our Reporter Headquarters Ashton Lake LOSE WEIGHT & KEEP IT OFF! 97-99% EFFECTIVE SAFE | PHYSIAN SUPERVISED UTILIZING THE LATEST MEDICATIONS COMPREHENSIVE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAMS beautiful Avenue, UT Suite 204 - located at 84106-2374 @ Facsimile website: 485-2735 Ittp://Www ws s-wcr.com — SOUTH 1300 EAST, | SANDY ag |