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Show ri Canyon Reporter 5 po r — J. Stuart Bresee David Baker a oe onny “TheLips” Pinner po or | E y ial oe avid TES ee “MountainMan” Pec —_ Wa: : ate me en) Neckar Health & Fi Editor Kristen “862436” Ulmer _ Photographers Lee "TheVietim” Cohen wed ack wpladioatin Ore-gone Bureau i: “CoverBoy” ee ea Popowic ava | ie tT s DITOR | CB 2 Be ae Bie | oe ee a P&L Statement?” Penner Eddie” Ss a : Johnny “Ola” Olsen Ron's 7 ALPine ASTROLOGY COTTONWOOD CANYONS ~ ca To Trang £90 aie HW TY PAGE DINING Review: CHucKARAMA CATE | , 3 ry THE Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible athletes in top physical condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight, you risk catastrophic injury or death. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers and photographers. We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read information below if interested. If still interested after that, call 486.1388. Letters| 7 — | and address and you go easy on your enemies. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we al 1a eee TIN pas to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We publish every one we get if it has your name a A ONan Aa AU ae tt LS a4 A eC Tae VON have Se COVER PHOTOS aa << | BY: Uae Bob SUBJECTS: Allen twain) Mountain & Dan Campbelt Bikers oun ain <- LOCATION: gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper) published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in about a month. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ (Thomas Jefferson)- although we usually have|_ plenty of both. The WCRis the medium altitude altemative published by another bunch of people with some computers and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We Te SOL SATET TERE Carolyn D. U. Baker hen Eau ee | Our Fine Plumber Xam STMT RH PALIN LM. “ThePoet” Midleton Peanut PAGE J. Daniel Hall Marta “Druellyfinger” Heilbrun Accountant A VOIREV LH Van aan PT Kathleen “Clipless” Leopardi bide tad” Wihern Etaceee Contributors ay R — 3 996 S Real eeaeeien eee BPD “Publisher Edi Managing a Staff i a= nd ~ Volume Il, Issue nA Wasatch cnt ntt 1996 linsert) < | Bikers Deer Valley (main) g& Moab (insert) eo can't afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material ©1996 and all} that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written - |permission of David or John. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of __jthe writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours. Until you see a “Fact Checker” listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you |don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t - |stink, but remember: We do not pay money for unsolicited material, your reward is the __ jineredible fame accorded WCR contributors. Be sure and include a photo release if you're} sending a photo. None of that Apple stuff, please- we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress & many other programs for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll appreciate it but we still won't return your stuff. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $1000 for a lifetime subscription; to: WCR SUBS, 1104 ASHTON AVE, STE 204, SLC UT 84106-2374. Special offer: BUY 5 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $100 prepaid, GET 1 FREE. jOrder them for all your friends. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a member of the Utah Press Association and the Sandy Chamber of Commerce. If you have printing needs we can help. The best printer in Utah also happens to be the least expensive - call 486.1388 for information. Wasatch Canyon Reporter ‘World Headquarters — located at 1104 Ashton Avenue, Suite 204 ‘Salt Lake City UT 84106-2374 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 E-Mail to "76761.205@compuserve.com” Our ever-expanding website: nttp.//Www.wer.com | * you ch aie ee 1 BensSe ace S oei hil y LS y y \- u os e. J. |