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Show 13-31 Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Il, Issue 4 January 1996 Publisher John Bresee inal 1996 © Oar READING ~ Editor David Baker Production Director Balog Staff Mystic Ron Pinner Data Janitor zoned Real Estate Editor AlexAnder ‘Alex’ Miller Advertising Sales Tad Turgeon Creighton Hart Intern Now taking applications Marta Marta ‘Marta’ Heilbrun Contributors Craig “PorkyPine” Gordon Creighton (he does it all) Hart David “Protein Window” Peck EDITORIAL As gas matinee SD bat 2 VARIOUS TROUBLED PEOPLE PARA GLipING SNOWBIRD EMT ax Lit CoTTONWoOD GANYON PAGE 75a aa Kris Severson & DAVE Peck Lee Cohen Jack Popowich Chris “BigHair” Murray | Mark Anderson Cover Boy Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock WCR Legal Squad Brady “Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing Eddy “Dog Bite” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ Bie CorroNwoop CANYON PAGE Bic RON’ ALPINE PSTN) CALENDAR MRSS Tas AU AAW ALS 45 ae TSS23928 Se de UNABOMBER MANIFESTO Adam “WeddingBlues” Chase Footwarmer Pre Carolyn Uhle Mrs David Baker Max Balog _ TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime subscription®; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric interview from “Dr.” Baker. . {Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and youse don’t call anyone a *@$%#&!” or discuss bathroom activities. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a monih all year. The next issue comes out in a few weeks. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers & we'll take anyone - we even let Creighton write. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand_ {delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of someone who works here. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, _{type an article and send it to us on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. We wel- come art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and if it doesn’t stink - but most stuff stinks. Be sure and of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, QuarkXpress for Windows. Submissions will not {self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use it to some ads please! gifts of food. We might run it include a photo release. None WordPerfect, Photoshop & be returned. If you enclose a pay a bill or es Buy Wasatch Canyon Reporter PO Box 8118 | Alta UT 84092-8118 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail to 76761 ,205” America On Line E-Mail to “ WasatchCR” ] incredible website: http.//WWW.Wer.comt rt Sara Lindeman Contributing Photographers vTr Tad Turgeon | THe SNOW PAGE COVER PHOTO BY: Mark Anderson + SUBJECT: Mount Patsy — LOCATION: Unhh... Patsy Marly?? |