Show ’ ' k - a ' - ! - A' 7 - ' T-ITSTrr z rT ' -aS' 1 Vi 7 S' C ‘ 4 ’g IKr4 I I 7s R fi Ms Em t x -i‘ 'n - -a ’ KmMI BjEK ' nl Kf9 ' V1 w bg- 'A - - —" : -i’- -U- ' 4 ' — ” - XV - ' 1 - - ' - I x ft V 1 t I - - t"--' v a'i ’ ' i ROSPECTS UNJUST NEAR TO MR xA WILSON ow wi'ni'iw nw K i X eeiee wwr— wro “ t f or Everybody’s Doin’ — r -w-r-ie-r-r-T- s’- i A' It ’ - - S'" r f - i S - : -2 T Maurice By fl WNHHMMBHIIBMMBMMBMMMaaMaMaanMMKaMaMBaMBaWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (Copyright 1914 by th rews lnbllshlrir Co) - -q 4- -’’T-1' -- ABi A -hw L w - 4 e r M ’ ' SR? ‘ - r-1 i - vigorous and successful PLREVALENT belief that President Wilson smoko eliminationcampaign seem morefpromstands with Great Britain insteadof his own isihg than’ at any time since the necessity country in the Panama canal controversy for’ such a movement vas first recognized Public does that high-minded executivea grave injustice opinion unmistakably demands prompt action and Even were he so unpatriotiche could not well support the city government the British- contention since he is appears in a responsivemood solemnly Measures are pending beforethe commission which pledged and bound to the American view “We if 'approved should get results Based as they favor tHe exemption from tolls of American ships and tested in other are methods uon regulations engaged in coastwise trade passing through the cities they are neither experimentalnor of doubtful Panama canal’-’ reads the national platform upon advisability which Mr Wilson was elected Minute survey of the situation uncovers The President is entitled to the courtesy of why the proposed ordinancesshpuldnot be assuming that he will as scrupulouslyrespect this adopted They will impose no hardships and provisionin his platfqrm as Tie has some others no exactionsthat are rigorouson unreasonable He has frequentlydeclared that not his but his Tho suggested restrictions as to engineers party’s opinions govern him in the conduct of and firemen are even less confining than his exalted office Even if that statement be are observed elsewhere and shpuld meet no active those he made to the proponents of equal antagonism except from them that ’opposeregula-i suffrage were specific and definite he informed-them tion of any sort The proposal to establish a he cpuld not recommend the franchisefor smoke inspectionbureau is in harmony with what women since it was not incorporatedin the platform experiencehas taught other communities to do made for him by the nominating convention It is manifest the campaign should begin at Therefore despite the published reports that either with these once instrumentsor others that Mr Wilson will seek to repeal that provisionof afford hope of equal The success people of Salt ‘the canal act which exempts American coastwise Lake are not greatly concerned with the methods vessels from tolls we shall continueto repose to be used they Ask only that there be immediate in the pledge given for him Many of these action or years thfe discussionhas proceeded reports are circulatedwith the hallmarks of without apparent advance until now and the by that are friendly to him newspapers is a weight of public sentimentthat will not’ although we doubt whether they quite realize the be denied of which Jhey easily be guilty Such wrong may Enactmentof the pending or other ordinances rumors if untrue encourage Great Britainto by the city commission shoifid be followed by an even more advanced-and unwarranted obedienceto tbm by every citizen That upon an issue that is provocativeof complibody is loth to annoy prominent taxpayers of Spit cations if true they constitute a reflectionupon Lake who are save in this one particular excel- the President that would better his come from Jeht citizens rnor dp thp leaders of the movement enemies than his friends desire to harass anybody Every justifiable The well-known patriotismand admitted in tel the be met by ligence new regulationspresent can of the great Seetetarv of that neowners of heating plants and we are confident gotiated the treaty presuppose tho city commission will present no demands that that it could contain nothingour American Anglomaniacs are not Warranted would read into it And since the language iiThis question must be solved through the of the compact is capable'of two diverse of a pommon understanding a mutual inten-? constructionseven in the particularprovisionupon tion to reduce the nuisance to a minimum at the which Great Britain wholly rests its the I case earliest possible moment Every good citizen will President can have no defensiblereason for signify this quality by the British view respectingthe public wish We shall1 not until he I rind the prpvisions of the law publicly declares his intention of doing so believe he will repudiatehis platform pledgeor forget his SOURCE COLLECTION patriotism 4 I l ? ------ ' - SEEMS r 1 6 f ±±g- j i SUCCESS Ketten - I ' Il 11 ' 1 III " MUST DEARIE HME sotte VERY 1 7':" “ - ’ LL r-Z-k--: J I- -i -A 1 ” : r ' ) I — m 7 -'I - ' noreason l - a rr-trv'p - in-trodide' ambiguous 1 Anow'oi-') (3 confidence X J ' --X' x D1P j: ! r ‘c’ A‘ x j " 'I authenticity I re-nlt 1 W occupy immediate position demand -State SI 1 " ' Hay-Pauncefote r-’ 5 I - efforts OJohn Dislocated whip Sharpenimq Pencil i J MHAT'S HAPPENED? — Qdc? J ' supporting X 'i I AT income tax attacked is bitterly at the Penciu — oneqf Noother the UNIONIST i DISSENSION KN X be i gauged by Mine Workers I AZ J HIS ( 7 nli-U Z x—X Ka A XI If G 1 ' J ’ ? Lr ' ! ! ' i ? V I wJl z) i1 circumstance that the United have hitherto HI given evidences of taxes are baid by those least able to do so of unswerviiJLg loyalty to J j President Gompers have ! Tho valuable property of the wealthy citizen is even cheered his — — — accusers secreted easily while the home from the Assessor As to the characterof the accusationsmade by 3— — of the individualm moderate circumstances is the secretary pf the Illinois miners the public —T 1 never overli&oked Those of the Wealthy who are shouldT)e slow to condemn Mr Gorripers That sufficiently unpati otic as to wish evasion of all astute leader of labor has demonstrated unusual aneasily do by their taxes can so converting property intelligence on too fields to ( be BY ALMA WOODWARD Copyright 1914 by the Press Publishing Co) many hard-fought into securities of The-Grouch whose actual existence the taxquickly adjudged guilty now of acts that would collector may even be ignorant him little short of a fool have O in felt prove Men who THE BUGABOO OLD AGE extra came who! owed myselfsome luxury All Thousands shouldpay an income tax would attained the age of sixty-five the extras have been spent in luxuries hours older than after years of occupying By Robert G M twenty-four always with Wekh sst the fond faith that there was for collection at the Source By was have twenty-four more where that came yesterday escapewere it from important positions rarely prove themselves hours less of allotted my this it is 'lf provided that ndne shall evade publicly the means time in I have Worried and fretted over an which to make good consummate ass Duncan McDonald unprovidedfor the law and it is well "that it ailure planned a lot for those twenty-four age and he next minute my wallet bulging with shouldbe so W’ould have HE was such a tall and imposing us believe Mr Gompers is A brain hours little Yesterday morninfe a I’ve creature unexpected currency bunch to make return to the collector proffer that the Manrwith-the-Grouch luck or a lying in bed of the moment worked out the to celebrate the sodden with liquor could not have exerted the was impressedand over of misleading information foundationof a business campaign inconsistent That’s the are both punishableto-)& ability the I’m backbone of the5 powered that led to big things and federationpresidenthas repeatedly an Al trouble He strove to hide his real feelings Under the intoxication of my own mental rating degree that is most unpleasant The' next displayed we are inclined to think Mr GomIt eloquence pump- confidenceinto myself? iJ however never do I had it all fine point would down to a the false stimulus Whatever may be one’s opinioqof the fundamental pets has conservedhis brain for to let a" removed I'm' "flat and mere for there woman suppose Everything dovetailed s thinkingpurposes as a deflated balloon soar to the heights moment that she could put it over wasn’t a breach anywhere arose feeling — wonderfully righteousnessof an income tax it is cer-tain of arid him improbability promptly sink to the depths of None the less the importance of this incident energetic and ambitious Before had finished that if all My feet touch the level of imposed at hopelessness never ample precautions does not hinge So he looked at her with outward dressing the new-found enthusiasmwaned a bit arid Iimoan over an almshouse future and at upon the degree of public credence calm he was quaking after breakfast it had flickered although so long that instead should be taken to prevent its avoidance by anybody the same time Ignore the preventives that are right A mi inside Her of great height was the office and the day’s work within lq Liicbt?ciiares in© iact tnut tiTCV cpuld er immediatelyseeking cAvuuueu my grasp it It is bit increased by her hair dressed the who should pay a encouragingbe publicly made and heard with high dawdled over morning papers glad of any I’ve noticed apparent approval and surmounted by an upright to put off the inevitable grind — and that’s what most people do An A tq observe at least one tax law that reducesto the like an elongated found a when It’s tooIate when the door Is already-creaking by unionists that have hitherto blindly followed Rhavlnc Before reached my downtown station She fairly towered above the diminished its hinges in minimum the possibility of eScape by those who him they call “the brush hundred flaws in the campaign had planned The welcome “ate" Is blamed'for the' old of labor” is of finale' grand vital business-bound disastrous man rushing absorbed every have and crowd evaded rill others who most need the profound significance bit of ?V1?en she Passed on he heaved a eigh of relief faith in my own ability I must get awake must prod myself Into the reached the office induced the forces of creation to the same drab that “Whatever drudge had left it the evening race If go willingly feel like protectionof that government which taxes are make won’t Every time such an enormous creature?”he mustered "She’s before down like just sliding and lettlng’the "future to maintain too big for dally life And that’s what do every day In the morning take care of Itself’ must shout Into O my own ears:‘ti HIS ACE LINT “Living in the same housSp with her must make a refreshed by a night’s rest with the warm soft 'Now’s your time! down-and-outer You've got strength You’ve feel of the bedclothesto soothe my as if he were on intimate with the Every old New York World which may lay better rnpn imaginings got Ideas everydecreplt-old A PATHETIC PICTURE Venus de Milo or any of those women terms of heroic size build careers: and at first touch of the outside air every outcast of whom Is said fel-’ sponge claim to being the President ’s mouthpiece than who first contact with are immortalized In at people who are trying to reaqh low they just didn’t run for him that’s all’ marble waited picture of Gen rancisco Villa diligently to her the objective point and spirit until It late It’s too' How awkward meet in an ugly my my was too coming to you There'll declares modern are same assurance perhaps any journalin the United States all way or her climbing up a prosaic carpeted from me be a time sapped when your successfulfriends W1J1 Spend thumbing “a little book dealing with ''stairway Qne I have passed the day Wilson “has set his face like flint” against One immediately feels sorry for her and when my people Of their audible) pity upon you and then have a Mr speak sudden? of international warfare it takes think a touch Is' procured from the plans of the spoilsmen to to put her back me as a “young husband" I’m not old — longs engagement when they coming' remove assistant hours to get from Get yourself together and on the isolated pedestal so few twenty-four young to old ’Where’s your pride? calculatedto United States 'army officials” is And the when m old I’ll be in the business discard 1’11 place a nucleus no matter’ how small in postmasterships from competitiveclassified where she be be brushed unnoticedto the wall while the hungry best place o£ safekeepingto guard against the old wring tears from the least impressionable uture list longs This is interestingespecially to those who quest for “young blood" goes on If can’t readh age j ’f bugaboo’ federal ’are to “I prisoners escape death as the result have observed that flint-like suppose her even the halfway goal when I’m young what chance thought puts a sort of calm and the Why thein vfery heart appearance in great height really will have at the starting post when I’m old? restfulness The Tve of study of the geptle art of warfare by this mild myI’ll use energy wasted President’sphotographs and desire their own isolates I’ve as as the average man glum feathers to line the her madeJlttle much Maybe prophecies' seeking slaughterhouse When The butcher: has made I’ve bit But tlmri little of old That’s what’ murderer who a made a more every a nest my age 1’11- do she is confirmed feeling of northern Mexico has ben transformed by and lonesome However the World should explain why Mr no mere a simplelittle book whose possibilities apparently man failed “to set his face like flint against” Wilson would to slip venture were his arm Beatrice Sparerib’s Column never heretoforesuspeetted prior raids upon the civil service that Ode to the Buzz Cart aroundher receivedhis waist pet her Lest sensitive readersbe overcome by this in-i official hand approval These differed not one whit in and whisper Comforting spiring spectacle it should be explained that the in this latest which has called forth nothings Miss Sparerib keep husbarid (With profuse apologies to A character from Dear How can my Tennyson and the icila — of the arive-like Villa have ner ears murderous propensities from lying to me about where he spendshis evenings? the latent obstinacythat is indicatedby his rjcnr “No indeed! Any square ANXIOUS up to now deterredPresident Wilson from removBreak break break poor chin human Don’t ask him any questions about it man All tired old bonfes O gee my ing the embargo upoq shipmentsof arms into Mexico would as soon make I wish that I It dared utter the winged Dear Miss Sparerib wash my hair I can’t seems conclusive either that the President — After The The thoughts that arise in me 'J President woyld long since have permit- has ictory Please advise me So the poor do a thing with it PHYLLIS repented of his former surrender of his supposed ted the to obtain munitions Hang it out on the clothesline until it dries constitutionalists The little woman sails nI1 woman remains isofor the Alas that the of protest jeommon gazabe convictions or storm tecV 1fir Sreat around hcr and captures the length Dear Miss Sparerib — My affinity is baldheaded How or the Ipnesome pedestrian jay from across our border but for the cruel n rises Whatever make him more beautiful? LOVELORN Who has woqed fortune in vain Villa habit of xnuidering defenseless prisoners?has at last made its impressionUpon him "Men are better can And the Paint a water color landscapeon his bald spot whor:travels way the God to have off made tall men and short men but the cause it would be entertaining Dear Miss Sparerib Do you think oughtto marry And since Huerta’s enemies badly need these supplies the ventor of revolver No That made all men equal ribbon clerk who — is getting $7 a week? Can ho for the-man World’s opinion on the subject newspaper’s a two iSing who can cross-?' Villa’s lachrymose or has done result in covery as as that for the On repentance may much live on that salary? foot o’er' town' thoroughfare DORIS in excusing and condoning daughters of Eve persons famed cleverness keep an automobile Without a thirty good bump-and toss this long-ilesjred boon a 'j “Ad while the tall woman stands around'In statuesque pL Not if they Sparerib in those it feet in the a'ir About admires offenses it vehemently she has the bitter Miss you are welL versed repose Events bf the forthcoming few weeks will doubtless knowledge tnat the in Dear — Knowing history to ask SB in them that have would like you who Caln’s wife incurredits displeasure little woman sails all around-her and capture's 'the vj hospital rcorps was? Sing ho tor the develop whether General Villa’s conversion gives prizes READER rnedical clinic 'that meets that the r or the ample warrant explanation would £ “The tall is like the great ships of the Adam’s daughter-in-law is permanefft woman After the embargo has been re-: not be To patch up he victims galore The Miss Sparerib literary interest Spanish Armada little woman is like the jauhty have a large’ wart on the eiid without Dear Whohadlno right on streets T?' forces supplied’ — little English ships that the day! m(ved and the constitutionalist of my nose What shall do with it? CYNTHIA "Met for the little womanwonevery time!” with willg Use it for a hat rack astonishnobody should he backslide krHonkJionk honk 44 arms it The Thaw case like a good —many other things V? Dear Miss Sparerib whiskers tell Speed up for'alHyouyare '7 — Can a man With'DOUBTUL Emulation is a Stimulant— but well auto chauffeurs-'' Envy needs an aybarefaced’Ue? seems not to improve with age cari Eliminant! iptes'my any'raan You owiiieveryblt-'of-this earth? It notoriously true is that the greater proportion the - Xn YvvJf-' f - 1 $ I J fl ZfecK rOflj Briwll x Vai f w : ) v7 RECEIVER? XZA 1 ' ! ? 7 WAZ x ElBOIaI HAHGrlHG UPJS?H0Ne y $ A 1 I (EVERTB3B ' ) i a ! I 1 -TT ZA 1 most 1 all taxes HIS u I 7 I aJXJl BASKET — Broke ahd Hine Shapehing hip 7 ( M AsVeTAPER I f ! “" I John DISLOCATED ' r collecting to DAN&EPOud VERY D6AR6 husbahd my although source I admirable featuresof the law method CURIOUS observers’of the increasingwarfare equid so assureinclusion withinthe law’s purview between capital and labor will be less interested ? of all that should pay the tax It is so thoroughly in the nature of the charges against Samuel the systemsin aq improvement upon vogue of Goinpers than in the lack of harmony between I I property taxs and especially personal unionists these disclose Bitter oppositionto the the property that it should ultimatelylead to presidentof the ederationof Labor long smoldering adoption of some such procedure with reference has at last burst into flame Its intensity can J OICE THE — 1 xv ? A ( I of COLLECTION This NIG'HT Wopk') at the office is ) ( I I cr-C-V who — t — — — J - : ! ' i- - M I I With IVE ’ 1 IGHTS MINUTE ATE WITH ri ’ ’ 'i v I'li- - I I I I I I I I -not i I : - l -s’ I -old 4 "blown"--the I i executive I -moment -crumpled I a ’ I I ‘ I prac-tkfabllity ? M 7 ft 1 I 1 1 V ' " I x excuse ornament I I Man-with-the-Grouch -on I I I I collected i I I -letting ' : I I protection THE j I -'Poor THE li theethics j -see -but TO-'-DAY ‘'the4-: I i r impressions iw I 7 -in' -1 depressed "r ' " i v I k j ' I I ? V 7 ' ofwarfare ’ I i i ' -fickle ' ' old-fashioned in-the J‘ i I dls-invention tf ‘ 1 S- : ' excoriates I ' ' I t’ ' - t ' j : ' ' - I -the I - LUtv’ -k i L - 4 f j4‘ worthRemember ' - ' -boys' 7 ' - - ' ' -dear 7 - 1 |