Show 1? 1 1 'Editorial SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2 Page The Herald-RepubliGaii SALT 1913 CITY LAKE UTAH I ' THE CITY CAMPAIGN NE READY BUT W OR EPOCH " j" i- iii ii UTAH two days of this extraordinary municipal and convenient means of transportation In has various campaign remain communities'is a between its many respects been the most It is social as well as unusual Salt Lake ever experienced prime Utah need a Outside the groups of immediate supporters a commercial necessity and Community jealousies of each respectivecandidate there has been an lack of unity between the different sections of the The citizens have apparent indifferenceto results state too often obtain when there is not frequent their with of the residents of these scattered pursued private concerns an unceasing commingling vigilance never before exemplified duringa contest towns cities and hamlets State-wide movements' for city offices for cOTnmonwealth bettermentinvariably falter Although hitherto excited in the struggle of insular exist as deeply interested as prejudices that because eVen the The electric railroads that i candidates themselves the electors this rarely explainedaway bear they the distances year demeanor of curious detachment annihilate which a separate the centers they have been wont to of the of the are mere population broaden outlook spectatorswhere be in the thick of the fray of each by the promotion of that understanding that inevitably follows meeting Existing conditionsoffer spleudfd opportunity for the student of governmental'economics between the amazing apathy now Enthusiastic appreciation of the possibilities tand the feverish struggles of former by the electric line into the valley years opened new Utah is not merely by chance there is a deep-seated is not to the prejudiceof the steam railroads They Lake The citizens of Salt cause for it are doing for Utah what interrurbentransportation are assuredly no Jess interestedin their government for hope years to accomplish cannot many than they for example two years ago The the state were great railroad systems that traverse when a virulent contest continuedto the dosing are our links with the outside world and will of the polls nothing certainly has occurred to so performing ?s between ourselves and the lessen their feeling of responsibility to their civic great states of the east an'd west the service the obligations The method of government is the hew interurban system will ’compass as between the election of the last the same as that under whichdifference neighboring towns of the fertile Utah valley lies in neither biennium was held The the first train The day passes along this bond of these phases of steel is the beginningof a new social and commercial It should be significant to the direct government in Utah epoch What Simon Bamberger reflect sole for idealists to that the reason as the pioneer of interurban enterprisehas done this singular apathy on the part of the electors for Salt Lake and Ogden with their intervening is the absence of principle There is a lack this hamlets and the line into Box Elder has accomplished of that only of contention that will year bone for that the Orem ! and Weber counties of a city a state or frenzied road arouse the citizenship will achievefor this city and its neighbors Individualismdoes to the nation to political battle be such south" There should formal i soil Anglo-Saxon some not thrive in the American recognitionof appreciationas will be furnished strain in polyglot blood endows us with a by our the and celebration proposed upon this city and a cheerful indifference hearty fealty to principle the duty of that this must rest insuring recognition in towards individuals governmental matters is extended than But few men have arisen in the more by choice or compulsionis not Isolation a century and a quarterof our national existence for man-— in in the mass the individual or that could I contend with a definite principle trusting The loyalty to definite unwrought corners of character take shape to personality to a overcome only through communion with one’s neighbors The course of action rule that runs four squarewith the unit of society The high characterof each of these four nominees is of as true of communities of states and for two commissionerships and the two intercourse The influence that promotes such for the auditors hip the contributes to is a benefactor who reaches heights widespread torpor of the body politic The voters of him who replaces of their city is one blade grass feel that safe from dishonesty or electric The introductionof transportation malevolent blundering whoever is chosen The with two marks the beginningof the end of community harmony between the individualplatforms of the isolation 4 candidates and the similarityof the pledges they have made have also entered the equation By a combination of circumstances that rarely find THE PATH TO LIBERTY themselves in juxtaposition the issue has become MEXICO be safely can abandoned to the task clash solely one of personality untouched by any of findingfor herself the way of salvation of ideas orof politics Righteousness cannot be taught at the cannon’s Herald-Republican has The always firmly the mouth or a contrite mind be developedwith that is best VYe party government sword Nations like individualscome forth as that party responsibility the' public gold from' the crucible of experienceand the encourages pure that it fosters also to his best ’’efforts and only the road of valuable along progress proper careful fecriitiny of the acts of public servants -it Then Now and CHAPERONS :: By Eleanor Schorer I " 4 l Copyright 1913 by the Press PublishingCo I - because participants i citizenship - oft-repeated Thevariance ’ exhibited underlying 4: remain ' WWs 1 i - i A I A r 1 c m i v 1 iJ HlH ' i AAA 4P u Ww X A i M i i ’ Ji A : r -either g-ood nations candidates j undreamed I i i - I Back in the old days Jonathan courted Lucinda through her chaperon kissing being always very thoughtful of that stately lady and very very attentive Bess IN Lucy sat eyes downeast demurely resignedto his better judgment inhide-and-seek I auntie’s hand SPITE while O with instead her her of hers Now chaperon and they between the palms of in revel the the gay present Bob in the jolly lark of I Yet But Soon of Signs I the Man- Times With fj I f The-Grouch I Now does the young ambitiousturk ill up on golden corn the finest that HisHe’smenus are since he was known born struts aboutin conscious pride in his And glories he’s the victim of Not knowing A sad and cruel fate l believed ’ t his destiny fidelity him The to duty will give of the best that is law of is that dictated that holds from within The divine t for his sins every person responsible commission logically presupposes be a free agentto the point where that he shall I 1 i i By Robert G t W When I The frost is on the pumpkin now As Whitcomb Riley sang cider soon will take The apple delicious tang A most The leaflets turn from greento gold And float upon the breeze zephyrs from the north As Aregentle frisking through the trees I t I artistic Therebaseball seems tostarsbe as much those temperament of as along grand opera among and it pays jus as well too who possess good There are many men sense in other regards but insist upon wearing their straw until snow flies hats J one mentions W B nowadays there is some doubt as to whether he refers to Mr Bryanor Mr Burns that he Is friend o' President Huerta announces the Mexican people The Mexican peopl ecannotbe very particular in heir selection of friends Swedish scientist has produceda new fertilizer in the electric furnace by treating felspar or suitable mineral base of potassium with a and Iron amount ofhandcarbon operated dish washing machine invented In by a the dishes are stationary and New Yorker water Is forced through them with paddles thereby preventingrisk of breakage -weight omission and 1 1 He official The official who representsin office a party whose future and his depends upon I ? Not 1 great I i i more courts playing conservatory a 1 iCw — Welsh j J T— —4 HEN the Great Man walked down the street people nudged each other whispered among themselves looked over their shoulders at him and even followed his footsteps hopingto hear some pearl of wisdom from those tightly compressed clash of parties arouses every voter infringementupon the rights of others begins citizenship responsibilities the blessings A Mexico must ner right to lips campaign like this would be impossibleif of liberty and herprove watched enforced compliance with rules The the field stood the candidatesin upon platforms of right living the little comedy with an ironic would but postpone the final day for which not they alone but a great section of grin of In of the earth freedom reckoning nation lighted the over a the voting population were every up coal stove and "What a fuss to make answerable Contests Dad’s of speech and is blood-encrusted he thought a Has started in to kick poor human being” grunted between political organizationsalong definite lines trophy of a bitter struggle e? Has he discovered that new It is plant of slow high V cure a He says that everything's so 1U iiixo lC doil' of cleavage attract for cancer an afflicted world is eagerly asking more peopleinto active participation growth that sufferingreally him sick which with makes in their women have watered for? No! government than is possible in their tears and Ma’s pickin’ out a winter suit have the encouraged with he the vital force back of life? men The best that she can buy "Has discovered other any way 4 sacrifice of their No! And judging by the family jar Notwithstanding our lack of confidencein "He has simply made a few little reforms for Thanksgiving time is nigh What Are We Coming To? nonpartisan government we have steadfastly As athe Garibaldi arose in Italy a Kosciusko I which public opinion has been clamoring That’s all Poles and a insisted that the spirit and the letter of the law Washington in America And you call him Great!’ among "Great men are few and far between There is be observed The Republican party wrote the commission Mexico’s deliverer will be developedby the needs only one Abraham lincoln in a century if indeed the and The in this state and conditionsthat surround him darkest statute our unswerving really Great Man comes on the scene as frequently Chaperons abolished hour must and he that this belief in the superior usefulnessof that partyin ever precede the brightest as Skirts that are transparent requires that has endured ar4 "And n g affairs of government we support never Don’t the Animals all very suggestive a sorrow cannot know happiness I Blame ! Dances that with one Lincoln its other acts Bathing suits that would not be allowed on the this We have not interfered Mexico is passing through the valley of the shadow who is a veritable among stage from which she will in the campaign because the law forbids: v giant we have emerge into the Promised Land we have that to be stuck with library paste G6wns seem on of a national greatness based little been active only in attempting to get fair upon honor But the Joy rides and champagne dinners that last until A Tv's AAA innumerable task is hers alone In existence who was Mants small men There never was a bunny for each of the candidates the sun rises vho think themselves enough to dance the bunny-hug right out in those Easy marriagemills where no questions are asked We have sought to ‘discourage who would public great or courts that are open for business day and Divorce their claim f oi’ whom importance he some nominee a fictitious The grizzly bear fnay be a fierce beast but there night TALK AND ACTIONS mag-ilfy does not is possess because it was solpalpable an nothing to show that he ever went through the to What Is going happen? into momentary Only in the interest of a DRESIDENT WILSON doubtless meant to conof the grizzly bear as noted at some of our thing that has been going to happen foiinjustice to the others movements same The greatness effete and popular summer resorts the last two since the vey in his Philadelphiaspeech that he is taking hundred years d "Everyb y square deal have we ventured an opinion f r is a dignified bird and when he w The it turkey Nothing deep down In his no thought of “The Presidentwho moves beginning of the contest and we have sufficient with a stately tread is He does not tie himself heart consld believe that the elimination of false is too intent on he said “is era seldom about up in a bow knot and dance aroTind with one foot 7 f f himself a possible assurance tohas been largely ” As platitude that through worth accomplished a phraseis behind his left ear and throw his partner half way 4 great man In his pretenses well-turned but in the light of the mind Blinks the efforts we have President’sacross the barnyard He wouldn'trecognize a Turkey ! own made Trot If he saw one considers himself actions one may doubt whether it will withstand I Somebody as usual has been nature faking Mo superiorto the analysis of CURRENCY IN POLITICS common run mortals With due deferenceto the President’ssingleness 7 legislation IT IS unfortunate that currency of "And w h a A howling blizzard from the north purpose it may be fairly assumed that What a fuss to make over a poor Blinks thinks of should have become the football of politics The he is thinking blinding snow of do most Accompanied by freezing being as much as human Is possibility of securinga really helpful is East Blinks exactly And zero weather measure Personal what Jinks thinks of Jinks The trouble is that what Presidentsin the first year of their initial term of folks Would suit a lot1 knowbreathe thereby greasy xeduced and the probability of His Blinks thinks Jinks and what Jinks attitude that he is An air that one about thinks doing so good fresh can proves Some coincidentallyincreased By unyielding about Blinks Is quite another story error is And never wheeze or gasp a bit who cared little whether he was satisfying "Poor little mannikins! Probably they will never obstinacy Senators O’Gorman and Hitchcock have the politicians The fat folks Mr Weather Man of his part7 would have go out in search of gallant adventure Probably they vetoedthe tell us that you want to get Into the J W H — You doubt succeeded in reducing from twelve to four Withoutthea frost would relish it want to will never appropriationbill with its offensiverider vaudevilleand know what you ought to do and sleet and hall make any world startling discovery Probably on of regional banks which the urgency Turn they number reserve will never he would have the prior that What you ought to do is to get a first-class act one let the thin folks freeze a while frame any new law that will disapproved And establish the of measure — revolutionize and uplift society Outside bankers that will a great hit and then act it That’s once partiality measure would and labor Cut out for unions what they make all "Of course not! But they will continueto live life the country few have afiy clear iflea whether this exempted farmers’ organizations oughtto do — Let us folks have a cause to smile thejr find it and discover from the provisions of the Sherman anti-trust law You that bites her finger as that they are more Interesting Mother — say Maggie nails Insert some ozone In the air reductionis likely to help or to hurt and the to he themselves than any of Homer’s warriors would have curbed his postmaster generalin just terribly and that you don’t know how to cure only Shut off the humid stuff and give is therefore interesting because of the his vicious Shakespeare’s kings or That’s easy Tie arms Laura Jean Llbbey’s heroines!” raids the civil service he would her around a telephone We thick upholsteredones a chance that actuated these two upon Democratic sen pole To fill lungs and really live motives our have demanded the resignationof the attorney ators general slavers 4 sought to 'protect two-white Both Hitchcock and O ’Gorman are apparently and who who I hounded from the service a district Al 1 1 1 ready to embarrass the President wherever possible Subway that demanded their punishment he would The latter’s vote against one of Mr Wilson’s I an iias havex rebuked the secretaryof the treasury that pet ideas on the bill and his public currency pledged-the 4 bankers he would do his utmost to I ! announcement that he Krill support the Tammany Wrill Silence All the currency vzishes of his chief RY EUGENE GEARY candidate for mayor of New York as against the thwart (Copyright 1313 by the Press PublishingCo) Mr Wilson may care nothing about a President’s candidate John Purroy Mitchell but if for it he 4toiled down deep 'neath the passing show The very earnest curiously enough on the same day city’s loud fanfaro And the than he has done Special to The discerningwill doubtlessfind in this circumstance could not have acted differently Lights somehow gleamedin the dark below Boston Mass Oct 25 —of Hiram proof that Tammany has at last decided itcamiot inventor And gave it a ghostly air Percy Maxim the He stood in the vestibule all bedight avoida finish fight with the President Hitchcock Maxim that V'l'VL announces CONTENTMENT As only can in less than he will hush trainman one year once Mr Bryan’s friend and now his enemy-with-oflt T’Ll Tis said in poetic flight C3OSS Summer” the little trade thou has every noise which unpleasant no matter question has decided that ho will attempt to T' OVE “I dunno” said the Subway Man where it comes from orwhat it is and be tho content therewith” Only from the trains will go on wrest control of his home state Nebraska-from The ears and lips of him that stood Bryan grip upon the pinnacle of earthly thundering of course whistles will Ito- MBSu 'Uli? x weren’t so rpoxeor tningsthe uiai perhaps Ixnhloa I referenceto the achievement could that surprisingsentiment have chrinlz 4 iti neep cbilvl Vaio mentioned The political situation with game ofhe life still do their best to WTH JpSA the distance in all sincerity make night paer to had to go “Were not Alexander I Referred measure is thus clearly defined By a come be hideous but you sitting in NEW ’’SILE’AJTCI? all of this daily strife currency your And strict party vote of the Republicanson the Senate would Diogenes” declared another conqueror office in your home in a railway I on flowers in Jersey lanes touchedlife is hadhe not had all things as Alexander he would train or elsewhere will hear none Where more than a span finance committee assisted by these two of this The cars will neither rattle i And of baby faces at window panes — Democrats tho Presidenthas experiencedhave chosen to despise all things as Diogenes' nr nor thunder The streets will ai "I dunno” said the Subway Man of Romo in her heyday be no doubt that the contest Marcus Aurelius chock There can emperor bear only dead silence a to you’ of world dominion preached the’ initial is thereforeto be conducted along strictly political quotation This is no dream says Mr MaxI talked of smiles and and sorrows and tears lines above as the gospel of contentment possible He says he has carefully tried III In the news of a passing day the mos device and ‘found"that It to humble from the dizzy height' will tho But his thoughts were sunk in the absent years do all that he claims for it aasainruMsaioriiiiin With where he surveyed a universe that obeyed his This little instrumentis never a welcome ray the for wife a says An eastern man advertising slightest nod he saw that life is not’ what we get mlnatlon of years of A dame stepped in ’neath a great big hat painstaking But he can’t years of- research he wants one with ideas a dainty fan go wrong from it but what effort in investigation to as of the silencer we put into it ” a whereby a deaf he gets Then ventured "What do you think of that?” there pressure of an electric button any person will no longer suffer the slightest no mat ter’ whom By the mere sectionSupremo power taugh him that man ’s influence single "I of his ailment dunno” said the Subway Man room or a room can be made abso-he’H except when the sounderIs is greatest at its' point of contact with his fellows lutcly proof against noise Inaccessible to him for instance — — Maxim says provo as when out walk girls 'of by shaving love one’s installing his ing Cincinnati punishes its unruly work and' contentment therewith this absolutelywithin-ten rmonths by’ hospital To solve the problem of disposing of the dead a invention In the ward of a The the first has been tested their heads the cheerfulness that is but an outward New York second device like Mr famods German architect proposes to erect in the Now an English suffragistwith her encourage In connection with the ’silencer- Mr Maxim' has with repeated success" Maxim and will the chief cities immense pyramids each of which would symbol of the inward sweetness hea— but it’s too horriblp to contemplate perfected hold the ashes of another marvelous device which he refers Inventor declares soon be placed in general use 1000000 cremated bodies in I to his - I ’ A t I another I I I Man-with-the-Grouch a I I I -It I I I life-current so-called 1 o -treatment immodest v contemporaries i o u 1 re-election- re-election” re-electing I 1 1 ' Wanted r I t re-election I executive action -her - ' I I attorney I £ iyiuauh ? 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