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MISTAKEN A USEUL AMBITION multiplythat the 'Department of EVIDENCES of the of steadily SIDENT WILSON S pleasure over the final History achiev-its enactment of his tariff legislation is unquestionably University Utah is genuine It arises partly from personal ambition It was hoped when establishedAthat this branch of universitywork would-ultimately pride in having successfullybended his party to his be the recognizedas proper source of accurate will largely it is inspired by his sincere belief that as to Utah history It was foreseen that he has the done country a great service None can such recognitionwould enablethe department to cor doubt the President’s fervent wish to benefit the rect many of the false impressionsthat have gotten abroad concerning this state The constant applications people whose servant he is nor his confidence in the it from inquirers individualsand efficacyof the policyhe has legis-1 now convertedinto attest that its labors are succeeding 'L lation The country hopes that he will never have of the The Cyclopedia American Government cause to mourn the day he attached his potent signature standard work on the scienceof governmental economy to its provisions disproof of its efficacyto improve as appliedin the United States has just accepted industrialconditionsor maintain them at their from the department an article on the civic history present standard will injure the people as greatly as of Utah Hiis descriptionof the development of himself in this state outlines the early form of The character of the President’sfelicitous address government detailed administration with account of the adaptation to those who witnessedthe final actionthat makes this of the Teutonic town government similarto that Underwood bill a law proves he has been unaffectedin New England the with exception that in Utah by the storm of criticism that has beaten upon him and the child of his brain women shared equally with men the privilegesand He continuesto regard a of managing civic and responsibilities commonwealth protectiveduty as an artificial unnatural and unnecessary affairs stimulationto business he honestly feels that A better understanding of Utah in the world at its removal will improve the conditionof the working large only waits classes upon more knowledge of its people — men and women whose only capital is their and their history Critics who wish a basis for strictures ability to work There lies the very citadel of his no longer occupy themselves with' present day economic policy and by this will he be judged and zealous conditions because industry in the search punished or rewarded has the of suitable absence material The proven ollowing his initial fallacy to its logical conclusion necessity confronts them of delvingin the past for the President feels that die that ethers some must supposed circumstances that will support the censure live ho inaugurates what he regards the may as they wish to voice They can be met only with an survivalof the fittest Unhappily in his scheme of collected and collated array of facts dispassionately wool and are not included pursuing the sugar under intelligent supervisionand none is better quali ignes fatui of low prices for these commodities he fied for the task than the University department of calmly sacrificesthem upon the industrialaltar of history Every resident of the commonwealth is the nation He does not share the delusion of some of his friends that the will get cheap wool eager that this shall be done consumer The Utah of today looks to the future there is and the producer will sell only high-priced wool Mr no longer even isolated belief that of one section Wilson has smitten these mighty industriesin calm the population can better its condition by finding clear-eyed intent He expects them to suffer that fault with another whether criticism be based upon others may gain the present or the long successionof yesterdays The We hope the result justifies his anticipations but misconception that reignedso long has been discarded we have no faith in it The historyof the American Utah marches forward with a high resolve to achieve people proves Mr Wilson’s theory impossibleof suc her great destiny and frowns upon factional effort cess to dissipate individualenergiesin disagreements that get nowhere and yield no profit MR WILSON’S DILEMMA ItjL A f PICKING Copyright 1913 By LOWERS by Eleanor CITY UTAH Schorer Preps PublishingCo the - information a-— institutions -receives ’ n 4 i 1- — X x i v x — ’ a ) ! — 1 progression 9 1 ! "D RESIDENT WILSON’S antipathy A GREAT AIR loading legislation with riders that have only NJOT a few visitors to the state fair expressedtheir an indistinctconnection with the subject matter of that the entire regret exposition could not be the itself has impressed his Senate followers measure taken upon a triumphant tour of the county These but little When he signed the sundry civil bill with appreciativeUtahs realized that the prevalent opinion its notorious rider months ago he condemned of millionsof untravelledAmericans is that this state some the practice doubtless however his friends recognized is embraced by the great desert and that its products that his repugnance was not 30 great as to be are mostlycacti and dissensions They recognizethe insuperablesince he approved with his signaturewhat of ever wholly erasing that mistaken impossibility he by his disapproved words Acting upon that from the public mind except by some such they have equipped the urgency deficiency object lesson as this fair furnishes They lamented appropriation bill with a rider exempting deputy the physicpllimitationsthat preventit United States marshals and deputy revenue collectors there But is much that may be done even if the fair from the civil service in can influence only those that attendance Thus there will come to Mr Wilson a bit of legislation Thousands of enthusiasticcitizenswereof' the state know that completely repudiates two nrinciulesto oaKi’qvpTnnrp nf itR ypQnnrppa nrvnn’riiiTiitfa which he has heretofore expressedhis unfalteringadmentgj than hpnflHSA nt Ka AVAi’ firo herence He has objectedter the rider habit becausebetter equipped to sing its praises their of song it compels an executive either to approve what he Utah has salient facts added to its rhyme and loathes or seriously to hamper government business its rhythmmore The exhibits of live stock of the fruits by refusing a badly needed appropriation merely of field and orchard of products of the ground and it carries with it a principle to which he of the mill flow into an attractive story of what the And throughout his public career Mr Wilson peopleof the state can do and what they will continue has steadfastlyaffirmed his enmity to the spoils A t i - - - - -U D ESS why don’t you and your chum take a ramble today and gather up great armfuls of goldenrod and red and purpleasters The quest for them will make you happy Race to see who reachesthe pretty flowersfirst If you do stumble and scrape your shjns that’s nothing! It only makes the feeling of being about twelve years old the more realistic is legs It healthy to swing your in long strides to stoop knees taut feet closp together with back and head bent over downy-headed Here’s Buy I W How J New His B Came Velvety of the pickingflowers when youth Bessies haunches” on tiptoe girls in bush a while you breaths of deep t pictureis YOU at some time while thingsthat are done so spontaneously with nature are powerfully good for the And all these in communion is in front of inhaling long air September I I I 1 — HOME TRAINING Scene: The dining room of the Joneses’ flat at breakfast time (Mr and Mrs Jones between bites gaze admiringlyon William (aged whose face has been scrubbed to the brilliancy of a lamp reflector William also sports a spotless Buster Brown collar and damply slick head) Mrs J (heavinga sigh) — Do you know it makes me feel so funny to think that OUR Willie is really goingto school for the first time! Somehow think a mother loses her closest hold on her child when she sends him to a school to be Influencedby the teacher and other children (amid Mr scrambled eggs)— Nonsense! The best thing in the world that can He’s always been too much of a mama’s boy happen to him J (severely) Mrs on that topic Hiram What — We’ll never agree affectionate child-spirit you think is babyishnessis really the sweet that naturally craves its mother Mr J (grimly) — Maybe Well was sent to school when eix was and went to work by gosh don’t see chat it's when was fourteen and hurt me much Of course you can expect a mere father Mrs (tremulously) — never But going even to approximatea mother’s feeling know am anyway a - BuzJyl 1 w I hobby' Cost f f vjk (tA J ifcfe -fair GfetrfW I because system and his loyalty the to civil service idea President signs the appropriationbill with attached he will have stultified himself and if he vetoesit he will precipitatean inter-party fight with his strength pitted against the men with whom he has been closely associated It therefore remains to be learned whether Mr Wilson will be true to his views of the past or whether he can find specious reasonsto justify this civil service raid UTAH POSTMASTERS to I HE I do --r V --STyC - (Specialto The Herald 4—William J Bryan state has bought a new hat -Republican) ASHINGTON Oct j advocate Chautauqualecturer and secThe old black one the sort handed out to the old clothes Mr Bryan’s friends have pointed out that he really buy the hat it was sold to him Mr Bryan feeling that a new hat — though nob a green one — would be well at this season of the year entered hat store a Mr had just returned from Bryan Charlottesville where he had been lecturing and he was in a rather amiable mood The clerk put the fuzzy green hat on Mr Bryan and when the Honorable W J protested the clerk assured him that he was merely trying it for size But the clerk who had been selling hats for years took quite a fancy to the green hat on Mr Bryan and grew voluble in enthusiastically eulogizingthe "tout Mr Bryan was impressedand told him to wrap up the old black He then paid the clerk $8 one and throughout the land today people are reading about Mr Bryan’s new green hat t character of men who handle the mails Utah may be accurately judged by the nature A DISCREDITED JUDGE of the subjects they have been discussingat their IDROVIDENCE apparently designed Judge Humconvention They are more concerned it is evident phries of Seattle for baseball a umpire his readiness with improving to the highest possible degreeof to balance unjust decisionby a second in the efficiencythe service they perform than in speculating opposite directionone him of the stuff of which concerning their personalfate at the hands of the umpires are made proves Demonstrating one day that a new administration It is this gratifying condition court can lose its temper and its discretionjust like that has brought the government postal utility to ordinary mortal he proves the next that it can an to of the privately-owned standard second great none also maudlin decliningat the outset enterprisesthat plead efficiencyand wise economy as of hisgrow hopelessly dealingswith the ree Speech leagueto temper their capitalization excuse for justice with he finishes by abandoning justice The addresses and papers to which the Utah postmasters and becomingmercy sickly a sentimental It is unfortunate have listened wholly as to the details that were a judge long regarded as courageously impartial of their duties They might have been pardoned had his by proving the Treat should destroy usefulness with own they advised another as to means of raising one of choler beyond hie control their official classificationupon which depends an possession Judge 'Humphries comes no nearer justice in increasein remuneration But they have been devoting with jests than he defiant prisoners clumsy their meeting to exchange of views of 6U5MIMG on matters did earlier in throwing them into jail and refusing duty that would enable them to better serve the people AbMiees’ the right of appeal Had he adhered to his original of their respectivecommunities They have adhered of sternly those guilty of contempt punishing they course firmly to the purpose for which organized them but the right of a to admitting higher court review selves into an association and they are to be conhis actions he would have emerged from the incident gratulated upon it least with his at dignity unimpaired But he has erred in the one directionas greatlyas in the other THE SCOT ANDREW However he is not the first man to lose his temper has been the time and he CARNEGIE’S at probably will not be the wrong too much for the paragraphers This canny Scot last who wrested from the world one of the greatest of tickled the risibilities modern fortunes of the SALT LAKE’S UTURE a dozen years ago by affirming his intention (CONGRESSMAN HENRY of Texas told the people to die poor “To die rich is to die disgraced” of Los Angeles a few days ago that “with the wrote the ironmaster and the jokesmiths ever since completion and full development of the Panama have turned to this particularbon mot for inspiration canal” their city will have “more than (Specialto The HeraJd-RepubliCan) whenever the usual sources grew unproductive people” It is not difficult to believe this a willmillionCONCORD N H Oct But little impression have their jibes come CONOORD — riends of President Wilson have painted out to so made upon to pass and Salt Lake shouldfind in this agreeable him thal if he likes to receive the plaudits of the that multitudehe will stay Mr Carnegie that in a current article on “The Use of the from indication this city New Hampshire and his summer home for the present at least prediction an growth away of may As Surplus Wealth” he reaffirms his allegianceto long- as Harry Thaw is in the state Mr Wilson would have to take a back this abstract of theory with just a hint that it may take expect seat which course be humiliatingto the greatest ruler in the would Los Angeles now enjoys perhaps three times the world into came The concrete form with him Concord like a conquering hero Canadianswith population that is included within Salt Lake City all Thaw their could Mr Carnegie is rather a rara avis among owners limits enthusiasm and sentimentality not show him the homage that the territory Considering tributary to of unwieldy paid The called the erstwhile on fortunes Except in a few sporadic cases Salt Lake is yet to be developedand that Los Angeles Concordand mayor Inmate of Matteawan him he has been asylum to able to begged make a speech to the clamoring crowd that escapevirulent criticism to a cannot expect so much help from any similar source waited outside the hotel Thaw being overtakenfor the moment with a fit equalledby none of his opulent compeers Many the day that finds Los of Then the Angeles with a million modesty declined have mayor asked for Thaw’s autograph and laughed at and with the Scotchman and none will discover Salt Lake to have at least wished him godspeed has the hope that his hereafter ever expressed enthusiastic three Thaw has spent a lot of money since he left Matteawan but he doesn’t hundred thousand will be uncomfortable Conversely public mind that publicity Because he has had a great deal of fun and He employs by the cans? will The transient population fostered for John D and Rockefellerhas long deterred the lawyersin wholesale lots their fees so far have run well into largely in the coast cities the permanent residents oil king the thousands from appearing often in public although he remain will go inland and there we fondly hope If should gain his liberty he could not do better than is of the most gregarious alive may Thaw eventually one men will score come to New Hampshire to live They might send him to Congress Andrew is so Scotch that he could not avoid being Utah canny and clever and therefore early comprehended Tlie that president of the waterworks board of Hartford mankind rarely dislikes those that amuse it TO Harry Lauder owes his supremacy as the Conn has resigned because he’ considers his UNCLE Scotch 1 comedian only because Andrew Carnegie decided to salary too large Which may prompt Harry Thaw 4 make good steel ratherthan poor jokes Had Andrew to inquire: I have heered of think that a “Who’s looney now?” many economicalpeople but woman to the he have been that her taken stage would without a borrows neighbor’srat is goin’ it a little too strong' rival $7 he mewl kin kick just as hard at a $17 one although he may not would have put his heart into his work San rancisco has fixed thirty-five A years as the so have also seen a feller with a $9 suit because he loves nothing so well as an appreciative'age limit for its women police beauteous or fair to see That makes every be that had more money’in the bank than the feller that paid $50 for hls’n audience and the privilege to talk to it woman eligible So you can’t always tell annual ensemble’’ a top-heavy Like Conquering New Hero Does Hampshire Thaw dismissing self-sufficiency impecunious I I Mr (slapping (hastily) J J Mrs him — off Mr (shifting J gets ways Sirs Mr jaw a names If any one calls you — don’t you forget it J and Aw it’s — ticket good an old " ABNER ACCORDING I - start to kid custom Every a al- may names Hear? you give him a good swat the in (gasping) Why the child’s never punched — Punch in the jaw! his life What ideas are you putting into his head? (rebelliously) Ideas that should have been there long ago if going to be any kind— of a boy instead of sissy How about it Will J Mrs anyone inJ Mr he’s a iam? Willie (tersely) — Eh-huh Mrs J (smoothing William’s He just you forehead) See! Mr J (interrupting) — Yah off! Respect you and child’s dumfounded mother’s precious you every one’ll be fond of The — doesn’t know what to answer Never you mind keep on being sweet and mild and loving- and and respect you punch your blooming head Mrs J (highly indignant) Really this is' too much can't — Hiram! have you corruptingthe care and faithful training that I’ve given this child What would YOU do if our William became like the little rowdiesyou see on the streets? What would YOU do if he played the coarse unmanly tricks in school that same boys do such as putty blowing and spitballs? don’t Mr J — That isn’t necessary recommend spitballs myself Airs (intensely) — or course I’m exaggerating when mentionthose things Because the innate refinementof our William would make those gross things to him His home training simply impossible wouldn’t countenance it Willie (in shrill torture)—Oh! Oh! Somethin’sstickin’ into me! H stiCKing into you Willie? ins vupseiung ner coaee)— w nai Tell mother precious Where is it Willie? I I J I ? v j x £ T-rri x - s Mr J (trying to be calm)) — Now don’t twineeof somethingthat the boy’s got (William continues the Comanche yell) is it pin Willie? Mrs J (wildly)— a pin Willie? get excited Tell mama Julie do it’s you just a think little it’s a ' (inally William tossing both parents to one side draws from pocketthe bent remnantsof a putty blower) Willie (serene again) — It must ’a’ got bent an' th’ end stuck in his back trousers’ It wuz Mr sharp too! and Mrs J Without light lot A putty blower! (simultaneously) — Mr J investigates the other ado more of this club J THE We Of MAX have the How heard the man behind he’s made our BEHIND ringing praises the gun nation mighty With an aim A No have heard in song and story All the flattery that goes the job of fighting With blazes behind the hose To the man 1 We there But Who Is is anotherhero never lauded high Though he has a job of climbing Ever upward toward the sky Both the other two we’ve mentioned He In has beaten the building It’s the by of a rod the nation — hod man behind the me Gee WILLIAM! bringingto a number of small pockets a newspaper scraps incipient spitballs and also ammunition Willie (explaining) — Aw th’ gjing said yuh couldn’t be a unless you swatted the teacher twict on th’ first day! to Mrs J) Mr (scathingly — There’s no doubt that home deeply rooted! beans I 4 a have I fine way a to to sadly at William) William's an awfullysensitive child— his little soulll be hurt by the rough sallies of the the they call him rm other back) on! — You’re That’s Bribery! See? something for afraid children and Hiram him on the There! responsibility) (looking J inhabitants antipathy Glad sent I degree r I day J a didn all Mr (addressingWilliam)— How do you feel about it make the break? Willie (suddenly disturbed) — Eh-huh (butting in) Mrs maintain he should have been — still private school bring home good Willie (eagerly) — Say pa If a ticket c’n nickel? J gauge VV rotary of unanimous belief that Utah could have no better that the cartoonists So loved to diraw has been anywhere than this great exposition If some Hercules of fable could gather it into his vigorous monger and It is replaced with new green one a lovely fuzzy velvety velour and it the of such as thrust under observation is often seen in the hat shop arms every windows with the card attached city in the union the state and problem of more xne siaia seaate oxa Democratic nomineehas become a giddy slave of fashion home-seekers and investors in this state be would In defending- him in ANDREW be blue to this renewal of Utah faith the directors of the fair should enjoy the comforting reflection that their work has been well worth while They may the efficiencywith which they buildedby the xy solved I J Because of the I I objects If the this rider DIALOGUES Woodward Alma six) j - By Velour N f axxv I DOMESTIC to Ou?x b ’i t i to rest “on your clean to stand it Each oft-expressed assumption A strip fresh to discovery 'T flowers ? member training uv becomes |
