Eureka Reporter | 1916-12-29 | Page 8 | "Story of the Spring Lock."

STORY OF SPRING LOCK if you were alone at home and if you got up out of a warm bed and attired only in your nightie step ped out on the back porch to bring in a bottle of milk which had been deposited there a few minutes earl ler ter by the milkman and it you round found that the spring lock had slipped quietly into place leaving you out in the cold wouldn t it make you mad there Is no question about it making ou mad even the most angelic temper would be ruffled and then it if you made your wa way y through the snow banks to a neighbor neighbors s homo home for clothes and assistance and found that he wore a 36 and you wore a 44 and that his overcoat only made you a fairly good vest what you would say would probably not look well in ii the columns of the great moral weekly if you question the truth of 0 this story we ask that you consult with one of the church street physic physicians lanci perhaps he will teas fess up and IP tp ou all about it it if nit nt perhaps some of 0 bis his neighbors can be indue ed to tell the story of the spring lock