Show little bits of wisdom it a e no dit disgrace grace to be poor unless you were once rich A little woman sometimes gets a man into big trouble discords exist to make symphonies more beautiful money may get tight occasionally 1 but it never stutters an arm sprained in loving is soon able to be around when praying for ram rain be cons s tent carry an umbrella one vay ay to live without work ork is to work somebody else A fellow fello always feels hii his oats just after taking his rye usually when a man finds his para dise tie the gate is locked too many women omen tell a joke the same way ay they throw a brick our dreams carry us in carriages our realities force us to walk when a iman oman la is on the water wagon every body wants to treat she who aho sauces the cook should be prepared to cook the sauce A dentist ought to be a good poker player he is so good at a when hen a holdup hold up ainan nan with a gun asks for assistance be he usually gets it the bald headed man is to thankful that the fly doean t have feathers fea there on hie his feet thank goodness the sleigh ridin rule of driving with one hand holds good for carr age rides on moon moonlight liht the bomher a man Is the more anxious he seems to be to prove it by having hie his picture taken every time h gets a chance A diplomat la is one who can kid hia his wit ift into keeping the garden free from weeds by braggin about what a fine agriculturist she is when a young man begins to bana han around a grocery store and ask what thing cost it is a safe conclusion that some girl is goin going to get married it is a sort of self applied insult when the man who lets his wife take in washing asks the man who wants to marry his daughter if lf he can sup port her A michigan editor is complaining because an undertaker is hauling wood in the hearse I 1 suppose the editor is sore because he is not haul ing delinquent subscribers abbe told him she t marry him until he had done something him until he had done something brave he started in to court the girl next door and she sent word the second n that he was the bravest man she had ever met |