Show ' IPIP Non-Playi- i mm ng Seven - year old Mortimer swung his eye from his baseball bat to a spinet piano which had just been delivered and stood resplendent in the living WAVE "Aren't yon thrilled?" Aunt Sara gushed "Here Is a brand bow piano for yon to learn to play Why Mortimer can yon think of anything more wonderful than this beautiful piano with those shiny keys?" ' "Sure" Mortimer answered continuing to look at bis bat "a piano without any keys St all" HEN mdeh THp P&PTH OF WlfJeTY FEET 11 Riddles l Why is the letter W like scandalous gossip? 2 Why is a gun like a jury? 3 Why does man think ha is superior to woman? 4 What Is it which a cat but no other animal ever has? 5 Wfcyis4 S like re- - :¥:f 1 JOKES illm BY ROY L WARREN p INDOOR HANO LAtMCH£t fra m A Mmt Aorm: TH& m vvs Ta 4m CUT I TH PAXALLtl at any aodd do luxe building straight edges ao'if yi your dimensions and tak cars ovciji thing wilt line Tail-Ende- rs 1— TSSO ballplayer needs the reminder that the first week in April is National Baseball Week Somehow baseball and fit April together like ham and eggs This great American game does more than entertain It can teach much about living too One season when Connie Mack had won nine American League corner-l- ot niistakei" and the sixth ail abbreviation §0B"rupees" PROVERB COCpNUT CBOP$ manner toastmaster WE ONLY 1?OMESTiCT£t?1 in- INSECTS? MAM to Plan Your Egg Party for an Hovy the THERE'S Ian idea egg col- Bunnies cut from marshmailow troduced- him Easter sea- candy can also be used for the oring party The flowery speech ended and son Here are the recipes for candy Top! it off with a simple Connie Mack rose to his gaunt six lunch a the "fruits" nests and Easter bunnes and display feet four and a half Inches of the aft sr no on and there's a lot Chocolate Nests "The toastmaster has spoken of of fun foil everyone c-- i my pennants" he began ''Nothing If the guests are small the Has said about my actual coloring may need super- -' Connie Mack paused then and his vision but bigger boys and girls blue eyes twinkled reminiscently can do everything themselves as he added: "I've had a lot of The guests caii bring their own eggs- or they can be r Wjcourse any man who man-JM- P the host or hostess supplied by ball team mutt learn to Hold thje party in the kitchen rs as he accepts CCfgrt nook Put all the his pennants Win or lose he or breakfast I looks enthusiastically ahead to the next game That Is a good rule for all of us fb keep in mind Never waste time failure or in gloating 'fjpaWli'ig over a victory Nobody loves a Whiner And certainly no one ever wants to pin an orchid on a boaster Look ahead to the next effort Wtm up Swing into action Play 1 tail-ender- tail-ender- s" s" - tail-ende- MB ounces chocolate bits 4 cups wheat flakes Colored jelly beans Melt the chocolate in a large double boiler over hot but not boiling water Add the wheat flakes mixing until well coated with chocolate Drop tablespoons-f- ul of the mixture on waxed paper and mould into nests then allow the cholocate to harden Fill the nests with the jelly beans or sugar-coatalmonds to represent eggs The recipe will make six to nine nests depending on size Easter Bunnies cup shortening j pound marshm allows (about 14 semi-swe- et ed 30) teaspoon vanilla 1 package rice cereal (5 4 ounces) Cook the shortening (butter or and marshtnallows margarine) over hot water till thick and syrupy Add vanilla and beat thoroughly Put the cereal in a large greased bowl and pour in the marshmailow mixture stirring briskly Press into shallow pans so that the mixture is about an eighth of an inch thick When cool cut into shape with a bunny cookie cutter oven-popp- Teen Time I Bess (titter TO make pretty suede' By 2tT' VB - Jssi £o£ and ths Watch a i ARE grand old man A Short Story R —f ed Name Rebus BY LEE PRIESTLEY Into the swamp and shook the out names the three Figure rice into it The boys' JUi dipped the paddle P"113 or hidden in! our rebus The words JL ill the brown honked with gooe pleasure and water The aie nal1 a pictures will eive vou the sum Pecit at a time! u GetUn to t v 'f F v notional She nipped Big Joe's tapering Of the cypress trees which ankles She wouldn't let Mr An- towered to featherv crowns drus land deliver a letter from of green-blac- k leaves The the mail boat- - She chased the ana Hogged the cat: swamp wag so still Tp Ia Jier found himself I1U1U1UK— IMS rrr'mro Pnt bqw ulcau Tee Joe she made little kiing wnen a white bird plunged into sounds with her beak and tried the weter ahead of him his star- - to climb into his anna! tied leap almost capsized the boat Tha bird is a pure nuisance" The big Canadian goose beet Gran'mere said crossly the water with oho wing her neck "Nobody could come prowlin' or strained forward in a vain attempt carry anything away" Tee Joe 10 roe xne otner wing trailed said useless DroKen By a hunter's gun "Maybe she thinks she's a watch "Poor thingpuwr petttef" Tee dog" Big Joe grumbled looking o sireicnea ms nana to the at the black and blue mark on his smooth feathers ankle "She bites like one" m - - 'M TV - t -f-in ones a waicn goose n-lee 8w uucu in ingnienea joe tuuics ungni eyes watcnuag the said laugnmg --- ee oam Keep acum so uppity" said """i-ii- ai joe iiroKea -mere snes goin' to be a Bern uam uia not wan to Scrambler escape Tee Joe knew he could gone goose!" Scramble "a title" and have do nothing for the broken wfing e e 'horse's) jieck hairs7 scramble am u ne could get her home to rI HAT tha fish boat was night l nee mere ahd have "to intend' rr ee oe ui Gran'mere :a a empty ruuot-iouna nejs aga in and have "a prayer next morning -m er e stared "lYfY land!" Fine watch goose sho Is Gran'mere said "Somebody steals white seeing and wings rossword Puzzle the bobbing Tee Joe's a fine red fish right under bar shoulder as he carried the bird nose" FT t "Tee Joe you Tee Joe looked carefully for turnin' into a tracks but likely the thief had like that boy in the school come by water Why hadn't the "fix her" Tee Joe said in reply Watch Goose made a racket? In Gran'mere set the wing gad the daytime you could hear her bound it into place The goose ell over the Channel if anyone ait nissea wnn pain but lay still on the kitchen table "Gran'mere" tee Joe said "she ' knows you're heipin' her!" "Course she flees" agreed "Goosed is smart" She tied strips of cloth around to 1 i bird's wing "Von fasten her la Metal fastener the shade Shell get ell right new Mali beverage but shell need plenty 'feHaty Verbal feedin'" First man Gran'mere wis right too big Parent goose ate end ete Tee Joe nearly ran his legs off catching little tings Upp limb V ftdtis and bugs He took the piroque Negative reply Mi ! I ! Companion word for "either" PUZZLE ANSWERS Grand ladies RIDDLES: Because it makes 1P Compass point ill will 2— Because it goes off Transpose (ab) Near being Adam's rib Babylonian god of the sky wWo only a side issue Because it begins rptti rtirXT ij — 1 s ! H- ! m J wardly she flew over ttve Channti climbing slowly into the sky Ttrn Joe turned Oway He couldn't watch because the tens bUnded him She'd left him at the first chance with never a back-ward look GrattW said the goose loved him only because he fed her It was only ' cupboard love" m 4 -i tn- : ui tli- ctiiii uvw u:p ping down through the graen- black cypress trees the Watch Goose sailed back to the float She can to Tee Jo with little kissing sounds just as eeetljr as before Halt climbing half flying into his arms she tried to Ml him how wonderful it was to fly again nigb Tee Joe heard racket A hissing like the lea- kcttlC boiling over! A churning in tne water l:ke a steamboat: yueer grunts and squeeks! Loud angry fHAT e:? Viih at 4 rww !' m i " ste 1 1 I 1 ra3 ! ey Add-a-Left- er thMbfU£SkuttMB! T Billy Walter rV 1 1 tS-i-- m M mUt mm except where the wing b glued Leave that flat Give it of dope sanding lightly one Cut out the wing in Sand the wing with leading edge and on tapers to a thin edge atltho That gives U a regular arfotti t ! 1 T tioa place a y g I B s 1 trs:? It might be well to sixteenth of an inch s two lonfc and under each side of the it joins the give By model ran be wide c ircle It if in-h- "Come quick! The Watch Goose caught the fish thief :! TJee Now i ilay on Launch the glider by MvSuf visad wUh the es tost the sj the float en top the wing up evenly a"usWR Next night the flsh box wes robbed agate It was CROSSWORD ANSWER: very puzzling Rubbing the big bird's soft throat Tee Joe felt the little clucking sounds she made With gentle fingers he flexed the broken wing It had healed welL Tee Joe began to untie the long string that kept her on the float then his fingers slowed Suppose He loved the b:g bird And no other boy on the Channel had a Watch Goose! Be finally untied the cord For ADD - A - LETTER Ar car char a moment the Watch Goose didnt chart realize she was free Then she TRIANGLE: strutted flapping and folding her )VERB big wings Suddenly she stretched her long node and honked loudly From high in the air came a faint XER echo A flock of wild geese had ERR answered! The Watch Goose ran Emm a few steps then her WlUjjtS BS Hiflir Slowly mean amen R B g A ? 1 -- ' sauclnaM M Turn the wlrg MtOMlil it With the ruler and ralor whieh you've used to cut out the and wing score ac honks! tor toe ancles test doa't exit ail Gran'mero lit the lamp wtm the way through C trembling fingers as Kg Joe ran carefully upward at outside Tee Joe was so excited glet mm me crack he put both of his feet into one dry with the angii m tvn :e nen mey leg 01 n:s Diue jeans blocked UP to obtain heard Big Joe dihc-ira- l OT Uplift OB "Come quick! The Watch Goose cf the wing When the caught the fish thief!" dry give it two coats But it waa hard to ten whether yif-iafter HSrh the Watch Goose had caught tha e e O thief or the lOdef had caught her! CUT out the stabilizer The goose and a big otter splashed and fought in the water near the atop the fusslaga at the fish box The otter hed stolen the out the two rudder pieces fish before but tha Watch Goose them ortn the tied on tha float hadn't bottom Give dopSfe too but better th:n so the ton wood won't With the right glue the wi-- g innn ors BS I buving ma Serial remem- bet the drawing is cnly one third of the actual sre Been a tube of glue soma fine 00 sandparer a bottle of thittj war model dope raarr blade Oifllifl brush like those used for Perhaps a bottle of dope thinner a httle modeling clay arjd a 10 wor I 'L'i! a 1 accesYOU cam put lotp op calab IM AM tATER sories sport a new gleam and PAEtTV- rub dry baking powder glitter Into the nap Finish by brushing equipmen where it is handy This it out thoroughly equipmen will include cups of dye into hich the eggs can be A stumper that puzzles lots of dipped ers water colors and toys is when it is proper for the brushes crayon modern girl to pay her own way When guests are assembled The answer's easy to remember: Letter Writer work and that's the go they Only if! it's a prearranged date afternoon' entertainment Mrs Charles Ambrose of BirAt all other fmes-- no matter The lu: ch must be if simple mingham England for 39 years whether it's a show a Juke box the kitches is to be the wrote a a day to each of her letter workshop session or a coke the young lady Creamed feggs on toast buttered two sisters and other members of should go Dutch The considerate peas and cocoa can be planned her family She sent 73000 let--tgirl wants to After all the aver- and made ahead of time The des representing about 36 milage schoolboy just hasn't got sert Can be a lion cake words at a cost of $1500 in with plain enough cash on hand to take care frosting aid decorated with '1014 and stamps candy large bottle of of every unexpected movie-lobb- y chickens This can also be made ink Her letters were never less testing! early Chcfcolate Easter nests filled than five pages long Mrs Amwith eggs around a center- - brose produced as much wordage the next piece candy Play Walkie-Talk- ie n be favors as 500 average novels of time you hostess a party Elect yourself director and choose three persons to act out a scene Now rJo-i- T Things to Make elect three others to do the talk-la- g tor them! The vocalists should Materials Hand By pole Gets aatnd directly behind the "hams" and attftvpt to interpret the actCut out bird and ctfO Pasta ing quickly enough to say the apMake bird bo left side of paper wtth propriate thing Absurd hut enNapol eonic marshal center inch from fold-pac age tertaining DOWN I Mark center of end of SHOE BOX 00 right side Ki'tbcentsr i'from fold water uaa Kg By 'mag" an ordinary lump Cui2essk holes i inch across nJ 4 Persia of sugar can float in your coffee inches apart t ont North America (ab) cup At least you can make this end atotkrend Paid notice appear to be true Just drink 2wmmIows 1 cut down about a third of the way 2 Inches long and —J—f German river and secretly drop a lump into the riih inches Musical note i cup Then offer to do the trick In center of "to bar Part 2 errs Lay the second lump right on top : fasten a strip t the one of already concealed beTHIN loea low the surface Everyone will t He Pf tain think It is mysteriously floating :ape' into HeavenlT body e e tKelenotk end of box and paste t Speed rjntast I L:UL Replace lid r A special storage place for tools Mimic Rbos with ADHESIVE TAPE safe from Little Brother's inquisitive fingers Is a sturdy orange 28 crate aailad on a wall of your 25 Pigpen SasUceoF close t Hinge a lid made of ply2T Internal rWERtoTt (ab) wood on one side A hook-and-of in$(de epS clasp on the other side will box keep it shut Place this cabinet LOOK INTO THE Bah until m half-high enough to be out of the litI Add a letter to "area measure" tle one's reach Or add a padlock and have "a vehicle" add another Shelves can be nailed inside the Next eek yeall need a brightly colored and have "to scorch" add another boa if you like paste eome toothpicks and have "a map" J one-sixtee- nth KHtAW R JAVA ARE TRAlNEO TO HARVEST UJ 1° fW v o It was designed by d cf 28 Battle Creek Ai Creek Mich who has signing and buHdinphiB els since he was years old VLtM sxunmex with an cr:g:rsl design he wan a fourth place free-flig-ht gasoline aaodrfftrirc The wing and faselage are madn of balsa wood inch thick Try to net hlurd for the fuselage and soft jbalsji flli the wmkJShm tail should be cut tnm aUt balsa one thirty ecorl of an inch fibJck horsemen" the third "inere tinusual" the fourth "to ttrn asidej" the fifth "to make a the of baseball was given a dinner In the usual 5 AtAJO word i championships and five World Series 19 Word Triangle Here's a word triangle suspend- 110m MMfMM mhu tna ML ine second And Pennants bu:!i This muppr Ittfto tfli costs ahoot 30 cents for l M youM like to a rrocel fcr ry:rg In a grr a barn or in an atpisna if there k one in your ten haps on a eahn day It can HAS sert A CRAFTS Indoor Glider Plane Takes Care and Patience s TAKEWPNflSH HOOKS AT GAM GiRLSjHj&E H033ES ' X W BOYS PUZZLES IIP ' f trig silent rascsL What if the otter's sharp teeth damped around the bird's leg? Tea Jen had heard that an otter would drown an enemy like that But Big Joe stopped toe unequal fight by smacking the paddle on the surface of th at the loud SPLAT the tth- otter turned t other In an instant toe otter became only a wavering ripple in the dark waterThe Watch Goose half stood to shake her wings dry Then she swsm to the float and ran to Tee Joe making her little loving sounds "What yon say now?" Tm Joe demanded proudly "Ain't She a Goose of the vary Ml as the big bird laid her long neck on his shoulder be add ed "And it ain't modstwJi the thumb holdins : : rrw rw it between ax the Wing 5ce her zoom! I - - - you a eSStANDPAStSWift U(PHUR AMD H&OK vAS84 Bag kx Hi MB4 j I ' i li |