Show 10A OSDtN jUTAHl THE STANDARD-EXAMINE- the president knowledged " t "vrt noc the Barclay Deyo corporation "butby a uetrou r dealer for $750 to "Yeah?" said the new secretary ithe Wayne ord county Republican fiof defense "Well it's leaking al- nance committee ready And that's why I'm leal Lcf? a contribution by the Park Cross-examin- ed f Motor Sales company a Lined ing town" Q Why do we call April 1 dealer in Detroit for 1750 "April-FoolMichigan Scandals 's Day?" —G S W If th justice department ever oh Feb 11 1948 to the Wayne A The of April-Fool- 's origin county committee Republican quits sitting on its hand and takes Alio $953 to the same commit- -' Day or Day is lost In a real look at the Michigan politiobscurity but it apparently is a cal contributions it will uncover tee on March 12 1948 by the survival of the ancient celebration Floyd RicO Sales and Service Co j By Drew Pearson agreed on the date when John some of the juiciest scandals in the another of the ending on April 1 of the Ford dealer in Detroit Furthermore it will get WASHINGTON— rNow (hit James son's appointment would be an USA Not only are these contributions vernal equinox rorresvu is out as sccreiary oi nounced and Johnson declared to the bottom of the manner in In India the Feast of Hull March which a lot of political money has by corporations a violation of the until that time he was going oeen raised in tots- country corrupt practices act but senate in- - SI is noted for the custom of playtali of one of his last sessions with that a i interested in ascer ing widespread practical jokes The vJ vestfkators areconnecuon kl i—n j Truman and the man who was to to leave town xnere was ui xoois nas oeen oDservea I take his place — Louis Johnson around with —a semi iTf1 don't want to be accused of -r ! i r a rnr port llr'ic in S'HMIaiiil larTiMn niHr U S but disi the SVVi' Though Forrestal had put up a leaking this news" he said "And investigation ve nam! oi lOOlS B WUM Iliacililie ana ine HOTl- ctwuilattnrnpvt in Mirhisn tough fight against th appear- it's already begun to leak" He triot half of sales taxes by certain hunting the gowk (cuckoo)" In payment scared of the big Michi- auto ance of being ousted from! his job looked meaningly at the other two been Michigan raised i France the one befooled is called "There's been no leak from me" gan auto interests while higher-up- s telrrificdealers he saw the handwriting on the wad of dough for the G O twApril fish (poisson d'avril)'' in the justice department have wall and asked only i hat there declared Truman P What did the Michigan auto and In Germany he is known as - from "May one be a gradual change-ove- l: the pres- been busy chasing spies and run- people get in return for their aer Apninarr ' off in ether directions him to his successor tie wanted ident of the United States?" asked ning money? Troy: In the hymn what does this to take place May ll but at Johnson Meanwhile Senator Francis Myi( rue my coenezer mean: a luncheon with the president The president smiled and John- ers of Pennsylvania chairman of Capital News Capsules Mrs C W W Tito wants help— This may be — and Louis Johnson he bowed to son proceeded to do so then senate campaign investigating 'o Av The line occurs in the old Truman's wish that it hi April 1 "Didn't you tell General Eisen- committee has had some efficient denied but Marshall Tito of Yugo "Come Thou Fount of Every hymn Furthermore Forrest! 1 volun- hower about this?" he asked has slavia app in Michigan and they probers busy It is in allusion to I teered to help Johnson in taking "Oh yes" admitted Truman "but have dug up evidence of wide-- States for American artillery com- Blessing" Samuel 7:12: "Then Samuel took over the defense ' job aid imme- he won't tell a soul" munications and spare equipment violation of spread thefcorrupf parti for his air force Tito lias a stone and set it between Mizpah in"And did you tell Senator diately placed important secret practices act Among other thing told Shen and called the name of 1 at his the American embassy in Bel- - and asked Forestal disposal telligence have found: " Eben-ezit Eben-ezfrom ne At this luncheon meetings it was "Yes I forgot about that" ac they xears a soviet pincers me neorew A cashier's check Feb 24 1948 gTaae on means attack Albania from Vugaslavia stone "the of In the Bible ana woere tne ihdnb verse it meanshelp" a memorial stone are nuJgarta concentrating military foro In the hymn Ebenezer signifies a The U S embassy has pass commemoration of divine assisalong' Tito's urgent request — with tance Ebenezer Of course is also the postscript that it has ironclad meanname and its evidence that an average of two aingmasculine " is "a stone of help" Russian ships each day have un ry Ogdeni-a-stpabout a transloaded military equipment at the port plane because syhich Albanian port of Durazzo for the of engine trouble crashed the radio oppast three Weeks erator kept calling "Mayday! " Temperamental Monty — Field and followed with the ship's Marshal Montgomery will not re position Why "Mayday"?— B W G main in command of allied troops A According to international defense under the North Atlantic pact The French w and some others — don't like nia Also tie as the Dutch attack on Indonesia joint chiefs of staff or the western communists have been 'nations have already signed a sec- away at the theme thathammering the white N ret agreement that the chairman- men from the west ar trvincr tr ' ship of their military Staff will be keep them in a backward state in SVV Ache-so- n TRIMMED WITH rotated as long as war doesn't order to exploit them ' wants American d inlomats to threaten an American will be named to head the combined chiefs expose ine Kussian propaganda MATCHED in place of Montgomery in it? w its'ii inaav curt tiiit a rtr7f a i Diminishing communists — the to be careful in all behavior Labor-leadAmerican ambassador to Italy ambassadors — The James Dunn has just sent a con- state department has decided to fidential cable to the state depart- shake up the diplomatic corps by ment reporting that thanks to the naming some U S labor leaders Friendship train the Marshall plan to riinlnniatir nnt flno nf tho etc Italian communist membership first to be considered is Clint Golden canable C I O official now has dropped from more than to less than 1500000 working as adviser to the econom- administration ic cooperation gecret Instructions ooiaen neaas t ne list oi canaicrates I Far eastern tinderbox — Secretary for the ioh' of American ambassa in Of State Aches on has sent secret ' i dor to Norway colored blouses that to all American' instructions diplomats in the far east telling them j jl ' are as smar" or dates as they to be extra careful to avoid any V flBEL action which might be interpreted for days The lace is fine ' as an insult to the yellow race J I Conditions throughout the far east HJ 4 M so tense that Acheson fears omd delicate are to the 4 dyed Kg some isolated incident might touch The a disastrous race riot SUCH CONVENIENCE exact tone of the soft rayon ' jJ off i tense situation is partly because iPj of communist propaganda partly :'' I crepe Aqua pink turquoise be cause of i western blunders such ' II mauve beige green jgfPgS FRIDAY EVENING APRIL R 1949 1 Take My Word For It by Colby President About Leak by Forrestal All-Foo- l's j - N — i-- — — — r (1 cross-exami- 1 1 I i - - I 1 v - I radio regulations Mayday" la ttjaA youth who bore mid snow and ice radio telephonic distress signal used by ships and planes It is A banner with the strange device FOR RENT Excelsior: equivalent to the S O S of the — Long fell The Weber Central Milk telegraph Code Mayday" la adaptis that the inventor of ed from 'the French m'aidez "help excelsiorlikely Plant XSSI Ofden Processing (whoever he was) took me" pronounced: meh-da- y almost: the word in a figurative sense of Avenue now vacant and may-da- y "superior better than the others win be rented as a wareWebster Groves: Why is it that mora excellent" house or distributing plant the wood shavings used in packm 1 JrtSSy haHding With apetc dishes are Mr called cites ing Colby's leaflet A B on the correct! proximately : 0 0 square feet highest authority A For years Fve sought the an- ness of the end-o- f sentence prepoan each fleer' swer but to no avail Excelsior is sition For a copy send 5c in coin en-- ! 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