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Turnover in Top Jobs Terrific With Pay $10000 or Belter By Westbrook Peeler (Copyright 1947 by King Features Syndicate Inc) f most important jobs in Washington to Act of Congress By Peter Edson NEW YORK Aug 15—The gall 1500 pat TW month today Congress created them but of Elliott Roosevelt and Howard NEA Washington Correspondent Republican senators let the word art tit led to tne uao iui was 15 (NEA) out that they are on trial barely equaled by the j Hughes Who WASHINGTON Aug colossal stupidity and clumsiness — There are now about 180 jobs in could do a good job if there were of Senators Brewster and Fergulocal i the government which are worth a possibility that he would be son who permitted this bumptious bounced out of it five months from 15 AUGUST having— if you exclude the PresiFRIDAY EVENING in congress the now for purely political reasons? pair to put the US senate on the dency membership defense For nine months the United federal judges the generals the The subcommittee permitted admirals and the ambassadors States was without a solicitor genRoosevelt to get away with a Some people may even feel that eral because the senate held up confirmation on President Tru- of heroism these iobs aren't wortn nviS display fasci — some mans nomination of Philip B This recalls the conduct of his vem v 180 too "v Annnmv thP f - positions at " upon India i'm a i i of self-rul- e v umi Perlman for that iob maternal granduncle Theodore are the the For about half that time memlong who m reign neaos including with actually campaigned the spots held by - bers of the atomic Cabot a adminmrain nating aspects of English history energy commisHenry commissions and Lodge siege sion most of in e their day in review spent the White House and the sixry-iivare against tive agencies passing of Queen Victoria senate chambers n war to hearing themget and undeare cabinet or little - caomei v1"" - selves because her great--ndso- serveddepartment abused while they assistantrecalled personally and particularly is undermedal of —secretaries Victoria congressional were up for confirmation In lesser T for the as skirmish honor R's in Cuba Vsecretaries was Mf -0 f obsignated degree Gordon Clapp of TVA Lord Louis Mountbatten His purpose frankly stated was to The secretaries now gets ?15oou went through the same grilling ex use the award in hjs political cauv a year The chairman of the Cause for Resignation British dignitary who formally turnea reer bank wuiiam bewill Mountbatten L Warren of the concilianew Edgar X its regime Confidential Sport Martin Jr gets ?JwJ WW f"""7 tion service of Moslem India to had the experience of more official nai" gets MVfi ft WW Theodore was the brother of that Yi India Hindu of consider refusal to congress tne having of E HWJ" Lilienthal come governor general vl appropriate money Elliott Roosevelt who was the $17500 for his salary was who gets commission India of father of Eleanor the Great Theocommission When the appropriation was conhis of It was in Victoria's name that the empire a was man of pots as one firmed Warren promptly resigned the the statesmanship dore ipt i ooo Of might say But drinking was a more and nobody could blame him man created 70 years ago principally through less rank jobs vA" used or less confidential sport in those That Earl The only other type that can Disraeli $10000 The get Benjamin minister majority of England's Jewish prime days and so when G H Newett the of money though to- stick out a government job is the a lot to be some mention in editor of a trade paper called him about what $7500 independently wealthy like Deday it will buywar of Beaconsfield who assuredly deserves a atew in print T R was able to fense Secretary James Forrestal the did before Britain from stand him down for a of 10000-a-yever- -' withdrawal 180 as Secretary of Commerce Averell the event only takes if it Still such a significant diet in a libel suit where testimony Assistant Secretary of Harriman federal vast the men to run J was heard that he sometimes took the Navy John Nicholas Brown or might you the at domination of India top machinery Assistant Secretary of State Wilin his milk This his a shot of brandy the wouia De u F there himself think by found pressed of ruler Egypt lower amused orders In 1875 the that many jobs liam Benton greatly infilling problem shares If anybody in government has 177000 sal in the those had who for these jobs is in offered impudence But the turnover creditors to such an extent he a beating these past two taken to to a t the par large up cherrybelly after days day to terrific Day pro- wood and ask for a is Benton who has had to be must rUt1 Disraeli seized the opportunity it years time little milk in of the president's to men fight salvage something for the authority their brandy smirkingtoenormously in trying to find good spent U S tect England's gateway to India Without any information program foreign a no We FBI then lay peasfor his official family four ant had the heels for lese cabinet of the comes a time" he says name "There in the borrowed he majeste whatever by Bill Would Raise Pay like myself have "when transients stock of the was full and the air gamey little ire&mnBn served their useful purpose and congress last the In million pounds from the Rothchilds and purchased anecdotes concerning Uncle Joe Senators Ralph E should resign" Yet he is sticking it action Cannon Republican Vermont and Teddy and the rest of Then he waited for parliament to ratify his audacious and Raymond out Most men would have given Flanders of a robust crowd of stags in their teamed up and gone home long ago The Connecticut did of E Baldwin which of course parliament time on Chesapeake bay and the spare raise pay of wonder is that more don't to bill a on had Disraeli up the Potomac to salaries The queen had been greatly pleased when administrators these top However though he undoubtedly and keep the of Empress of India and title that would attract her about expanded s a brought drammed of executives of portion best grade lost a gentleTTianrfprs is a businessman him she was further gratified by the prime minister's bold action grog and probably of off share skin fair man's the Suez the at Baldwin a good governor from self that provided England with a dominant position of his nose bouncing off business state Both know bridge a big Suez Disraeli's that to and floors doors Theodore saloon brains to run anything was later takes proclaim that it canaL All Britain same was not the with in therefore proposed raising league career of his SALT LAKE CITY Aug 15 ( AP) They to deal was the greatest single contribution $15000 from his brother Lushwell the Dipso salaries cabinet the Adrian W Hatch of Logan Is the The Elliott Old Lushwell was $20000 Events now make certain that Victoria as she was the achristened ¥ to new president of the Utah Associa falling-dow- n drunk who develsolicitor general the assistant also the was India of e be to Heads Empress of $17500 first England's queens tion of Insurance Agents and of national defense to be the attorney general oped a fine personal herd of pink retary 0 $17500 housed in the war department's of agencies wouldasgetthe C Eubank of Ogden is its new elephants and spent the last 10 last England may have another queen some day in the per- years be he president or So his life insisted under of $12500 glass nd building They national director for Utah Merry-Go-Rouson of Elizabeth but the Empire of India is no more when his namesake the current antiquated and might designate Baldwin estimated relegated to the state The two officers were among Flanders and Elliott or Lushwell Minor came department grotesque former the total cost of the increases those chosen at concluding sessions up with his memoirs of great days Bv Robert S Allen ambassador was doubly embarrass building opposite tne wnue —nouse that a little under $700000 a of the organization's annual conto me and nights at Cairo and Teheran counsel Drevailed aided would run aaauion in ralmpr ing ot volumes The Total bepresent payroll for vention here at which several leadWASHINGTON— ofyear when he got "uncertainly" to his aspect of the situation relationswere by Secretary of War Royall He now runs about ers of the insurance industry spoke made men too pubthese Lincoln recently office to Stalin mouth his papers and off shot his and feet Spain - Dis- fered to relinguish tween Britain plush were a 36 per cent of American around It's congress the when people lic the at a $1900000 suue library at the time time There was Other officers elected were: to and Churchill "trying to think fast strained the return pentagon and a lot quite sounds like it If the documentary increase enriched lead could as under incident Francis B Goeltz Salt Lake City bubbles" greatly of the the champagne closures he previously occupied gave vice emancipacalled "economic illiterates" but it hardly is possible to through was mag- bear in mind that congress repercus- secretary international those loyal and servile subjects of history of the martyred tnis While serious to president Merrill K Davis of a 50 per Salt Xake one is the itself there intriguing tor But equivalent — he save City executive secretary on Royall's part their document in the the royal family gawd fmt increase last year and the Sherman Hunter make that charge today Salt Lake City capital that still sions to help tie nanimous too much Seward suffer won't promised bloody majesties — who had read remains nav ni teoerai uukl-wa unveiled be to and the followHouse secretary-treasurWhite to became the back of the the the intimate history lastened dynasty difference between In the depression years nearly everybody The only raised the executive com of of hard the still members Lincoln archives ing It is in the is where he found rose waveringly from their bar two offices is that the formerone isn't the thing only But Holmes money on William Ogden J upper mittee: British learned who on the embassy problems they sloshed at work desperate amateur economists and those stools with cries of "well stately smaller It is only £r thought makes it difficult for the gov- J Edwin Stein Provo Earl B that avenue war Seward ex- slightly of Massachusetts out the two to lie 'im the "leave and old as crock arising block" long compared ernment to hire good brains It's Jones Ogden Lee Paxton Salt had learned something about the bread and butter science w ere 'e felL" The document records an un- plained what had happened office of the secretary's the public whipping these people Lake City Henry Johnson Logan Lincoln's usual incident during We've got to do something obLee as Streams war Two have to take — particularly from Ray Carr Richfield and Lavon E the was retained their interest through they Rushing years unique paper am- mrii-- " Lincoln said "but the keys presidency The conMediterranean is congress itself— that makes these Payne Provo retiring president British Minor the the White late from The Lushwell the Flash discovered by to the park aren't here served the effects of the stimulation of all kinds of industry fluence of two rushing living who streams of bassador Sir Ronald Lindsay jobs hard to fill House gardener has them and hes theatre! Gento the was Lushe told g Congress went home wunoux occasion not hours commanding For take old on one mellow only home It would The fact that there are so many amateur economists well gone Lee confirming the new the Soak bis maternal gramp late President Roosevelt the story get them as he lives way out in eral John S U national labor relations board and now probably accounts for the mixed emotions with which but on to the return automobile his mother's side Eleanor This is it: will shortly (By Georgetown its new general counsel among the the minthe Great was the niece of Uncles Popular Rendezvous preparatory to retiring from ttporcetown is now only ten the people have greeted Attorney General Clark's statement Eddie White were the Hall distance from and Vallie army incumbency ntps's During Lincoln's illliillil'iitiffllllliiW"' beat deposits by farmers in country and ElHniistO that he is undertaking a sweeping investigation of prices in brothers of her motherThey In returning home Lee will comthe faces which Lafayette park on You do vou T get were what SALT LAKE CITY Aug 15 (AP) you tell a liott's to the kept banks totaled $58 billion in March congressional They gun greatuncles House Pennsylvania the White House the United States ehas on who the E Thompson Utah departbil Glen to check was total $214 under padlock in the family skele- White the up janitor of this year was enclosed by a tall iron a room in the basement Have him mittee planning in commander of the Veterans Conwhile ment a hole avenue and Massachusetts theatre It seems to us that while the people generally applaud ton closetdoorand fed through lion of Mediterranean a dense hedge fence flanked by to the over this states in of two a ladder park As sometimes hid are the in the Foreign Wars announced today necticut only reported Europe shrubberv The Dark was a popular carry the undertaking of an investigation there are not very Uncle Vallie inThey he has been invited by National a leafy glade down rendezvous for couples But there and thev can get out max way mi column yesterday numerous com- that still outlaw birth control ine plaints have been received by con- Fifty-si- x That s what Seward am women are among the Commander Louis E Starr to bewhere he stoked a boiler was one drawback The gates were many who expect that a reduction in the cost of living will anothollow athletics and sliDDed the was e laHHpr through to still however but locked at ten o'clock every night gressmen from GI's enumerating 800 lobbyists registered on capitol come chairman atof the national V ambassador British activities emerge from tjhat inquiry a to male the living listed hill to pump water for the house And junior hedge by Highest salary One summer night after working who nlaced it aeainst the fence on many grievances regardingm uec W F woman a encampment A little knowledge is said to be a dangerous thing In he was so let us say unpredictable late with Lincoln in the White and disciplinary conditions lobbyist is $40000 by a World War II vetinside His companion ciamoerea command the Thompson never a Nell $7000 Little bewara after time of State that lobbyist House eleSecretary the matter of the little knowledge we have about the said the she eran encampment is set then Bell and to the top jumped War deDartment officials warily (Copyright 1947 by The invited "any girl to stay at Tivoli" passed by the park en route to his The O Cleveland re Seward of Lee's on for arms comment early next month to the into down refused we Syndicate Inc) ments and angles that go into the making of prices and seldom asked any young man home near by He was suddenly same the a the did turn They offered prepared nobody could anticipate startled by a whispered cry from ambassador know just enough to make us pessimistic If we were more because a long biog what Uncle Vallie might do There behind the thick hedge "Mr Sec- ladder was retrieved and all went handout containing would their ways raphical sketch of him but is an irritating reticence here The retary Mr Secretary!" ignorant we would be more hopeful midsummer is that on he ended Thus even giving was why say nothing Approaching Seward imagination toys with Uncle Vallie It is observed that retailers generally are patting Clark popping up his lush post out from spooky shadows more startled to discover the caller night's dream Roosevelt Gets Laugh the British ambassador Supreme Court Clerk on the back and urging him on with his inquiry This atti- behind great leather chairs in the was"Lord I'm glad you came along" or from haunted house Roosevelt uproariously laughed Throughout its history the U Sa springing tude is easy to understand Most of the merchants we know the bushes and yelling the Englishman exclaimed "I'm in at the story supreme court has always been at a deuce of a fix" "How in the world did you ever stauncn toe oi racial ana reugious are unhappy about the price situation They are unhappy and making pinching motionseven "What's wrong?" find out about it?" he asked discrimination Its young ladies and "Well it's this way" said the because they inust listen to so much grumbling from their virginal archives of the embassy" tion decisions are among the the "In young gentlemen too On what ground does the New ambassador and then amid much Sir Ronald explained "It seems my brightest gems of world juriscustomers with whom they sympathize without being able York was a prudence Times presume to call this hemming and hawing explained predecessor wrote was in the park with an- distinguished a He to give concrete help of the meticulous chap fellow a "brave and distinguished that heambassador's very Today one member The wife and other incident lady not the of is account tribunal full preach- only soldier"? Says who? Surely there was the wife of the August Spanish am- the document turned up recently ing this doctrine but practicing it has been enough evidence in other while we were going through the Justice Frank Murphy has a i matters to justify the reservation bassador The predicament of the British embassy's archives" of a doubt in these two particulars young Negro as his law clerk He is Emerson Parker talented graduate it was tacitly admitted Forrestal's Office Howard univerThousands of Utahns were reared in homes surrounded Certainly a war contractor Elliott let that Dickens or Scott alone all day A mighty problem of state has of Washington's That doesn't seem so bad finally been settled The office of sity pay $1400 of the expenses of his In addition to his law work by enough ground to provide space for a few fruit trees of wedding a stroke of moochery be- long James V Forrestal recently ap- Parker though do you think? also is an authority dn" man neath of the of national Times York of whose New The any dignity first secretary a pointed several varieties As youngsters they were accustomed to pride whoever jazz Every Sunday he conducts the donor might ponderous stateliness sometimes defense will be in the giant pentaon of on the history jazz have been A gentleman just does- seems to camouflage other editorial gon building up till now the ex- program climbing trees to eat cherries apricots plums peaches apples n't let strangers pay his wedding intentions remarked that "it is not clusive purlieus of the war depart- a Washington radio station or pears It was fun to do this but not so much fun to be expenses or let some crude barfly edifying when a brave and distin ment While no formal press state- Potpourri ALLOWANCE of the type of Johnny Meyer hand guished soldier has to admit that ment has yet been released on the Hoover rooming-hous- e Herbert trees for to the family "putting his betrothed a $20 bill because she he accepted lavish hospitality how momentous decision it will be as operator is running for mayor in assigned by parents strip Both Presihas been "charming" or slip her ever innocently — Columbus Ohio soon as the overworked of fruit up" Wallace a on and of pile $132 worth at Truman Henry huge catch dent time up nylons any These family orchards were accepted as part of the but still less when all women re- He Gypped Champs lines (25) of same number handouts used the Now listen to that will you? The of Ifwaiting new of the Who selection Who's biographical in their think Utah scene not to be viewed as out of the ordinary and garded nylons as treasure On what New you York Times never ran a cabinet Robert M La Follette member's office was a sketches ground does the Times dare suggest to live and comment old of editorial word one left had the until gone place precious matter you are sorely mis- Jr former Wisconsin senator is a that this Elliott accepted this hos- single trivial when the fact was revealed that taken It was practically a "consultant" for the United Fruit in another region And then how the fruit trees around the pitality "innocently" man conspired Admiral William Elliott and his old bureaucrats the PHIL-C- O among issue company Press Agent Flunky chief of staff to trim a select list of saps notably Sacrilege for Secretary house were missed Leahy naval there is the rec- John Hartford and finally gypped ?nmA vehemently insisted It to the president is the oldest Dr Arthur J Haskell an expert on plant disease for ordAsofforhisHughes In 1940 agent his press agent the chumps out of their collateral would be a sacrilege for the sec- - officer on active duty that in as well as their capital by invoking the Department of Agriculture paying a visit to Logan his flunkynamewhohe insistedwomen to the powers of Jesse Jones the Hughes' paid commented thajt one of the things that impress the visitor to attend parties as guests and bought chairman of the Reconstruction Fias them his stateofficial duty nance corporation the biggest bank presents Utah is the large number of family sized orchards a in the employ of Hughes' company in the world Not a word did the ment that causes those who still live in homes surrounded The record shows that the gov- Times have to say about that deernment with trees o $40000000 spent reflect upon their good fortune bauchery of the presidential office by fruit and the president Not a word about Hughes got 9? absolutely nothing Dr Haskell however has a word of caution Owners for the money some of which was by this conduct of an army officer notof just a few fruit trees are likely to neglect to combat dis- spent by Meyer to buy drinks and withstanding the fact that the 95th meals Elliott and his friends article of war plainly says dishoneases that strike their trees feeling they do not have a UncleforEddie Br v himself proved "just orable neglect to pay debts constias offias Juit slide fa weak an his tutes Vallie" conduct but brother to orchard or unbecoming cost of warrant Thrive the on MOR-PE- P large enough prevention what he did his niece doesn't tell cer and a gentleman for which he a record treatment The plant pathologist warns that this neglect us except that he sometimes read may be canned in disgrace DOG FOOD t the T7krnn 8 17 Umb Utah M OC Tal MCOBO C1MB AMOda p7 Victoria and Disraeli r mock-mode- st Mowd i fl00OO-a-year-anu-- uc ts uh--men- 1 X u F"7" it rv M lot! at port-impo- Wt rt S fJ four-membe- rs non-cabin- six-ce- et nt ar qo he-m- an Insurance Group Names Officers under-secretari- es ' - — Car-lyl- $15-00- Washington Investigation of Prices o i er : "God-Almight- y" k red-ey- Pomp-lovin- "God-Almight- i Utahn Asked to Head Activities five-memb- er y" i corn-juic- t FOR TOMORROW "ya-yi-y- SATURDAY i" anti-discrimi- na S Tomorrow Only Utah's Family Orchards 2H $ mimeo-graphe- life-and-dea- rs s E V0ffS of a small orchard may cause the spread of plant diseases to the larger commercial orchards with dire results you know it th feed for dogs and meat protein abound in MOt irotvin Seizing Slot Machines fair-to-middli- PHILCO "1201 III and it pfayH - NATURAL Sheriff Wade reports he has seized three slot machine which were being operated in Weber county against our law peace and dignity Having demonstrated his ability to seize the gambling devices the question now is: Can he manage to keep them in his grasp until they are disposed of according to law? 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