Show I 1 w t th they y say As f 4 that an exchange asks 0 what has become of the old fash toned boy who t talk back to hie his pat pa and what baa has come of thi th girl such a joy lot W nho ho t know more than her rual they have wandered away they have gone hand in hand with the parents who mounted the skids those old fashioned parents who used to demand A little respect 0 from their kide kids 1 A levan in man an w who o is 13 a candidate for the of ice lee ol 01 0 postmaster has penned the following lines wh ch eh will accompany his applicator on I 1 ve lived in this here town emee since adam was a kid I 1 ve raised a family juat just as is big as adam ever did ive I 1 ve wor worked ka ed as hard as any man that ever swung an ix and paid my full proportion to state and district tax and on election days I 1 ve just dismissed all doubts and feare fears and howled damoc racy straight for forty seven years in all these years I 1 ive ve never had a place of public trust but now win the tight fight or bust I 1 want to be postmaster and it if wilson don t make haste may his blamed administration be entirely disgraced that when money talk talks everybody Is willing to listen i that march went out like a lion with 9 a sore ear that this is the fourth month of the year that sunday will be easter and ev elyone is hoping that the weather man will do the right thing that it is about time there was a boom in tintic gintic stocks as many of the other camps of the west have had an inning or two in recent years that business has been quiet with the local merchants but all of them are anticipating better times during the present month that there is talk ot of an election on the liquor question in june that if the drys have such a thing in mind they should forget it that there is little or no chance of the vote being in their favor and there is no reason why the taxpayers should have the expense of a special election saddled on them at this time that every pu business siness man has his ear to the ground listen ng rig for the approach of better times that tha the tintic gintic baseball fans are willing illing that bait salt lake shall win the pennant in the coast league that more of them would have been present at the opening game had the weather been more decent that it la Is all right to grasp an op cp port unity when it is presented but the man who gets ahead goes out looking for opportunity that the act in which charlie and andy were the star performers was as worth the money and then some that it put new life into the or der with which they have become af ciliated tilia ted that they are two live ones that it is too bad the photographer was not on hand to get a picture that tt it la is a bad plan to put too much con in conversation that while mother and the ginial are knitting for the belgians father and the boys are buying new socks at the local dry goods store that even the min at the corner grocery or the barber shop will now admit that he does not understand the mexican situation that we know of men who are so tight that they will not buy a cal andar for tear fear they will not live to get the full use of it that the b agest fish like the big gest opportune opp ties ot of making money always slip the hook and get away labout that some folks arc are so exclusive about their acquaintances that they never get fully acquainted with s el ve g them that ha t g good 0 od roads stimulate business that we are never too old to learn which means that every day should add something to our store of know ledge that our rights are about as ser xer ious a matter with ue us as our wrongs i that sometimes a blooming ailt idiot 1 makes the mistake of thinking that he is a budding genius that the county road commission er colin mcmurphy phy has been dong do ng some good work on the roads near that some folks run out of conver as soon as they tell everything they know about themselves that when a person sits down to wait for what is coming to him one cannot help but tell fell that he is pro teching that part of his anatomy up on which he should receive what he deserves that when a girl s face is red just after emerging from one of the tun nela els on the gintic tintic branch of the rio grande we should never make the mistake of inquiring of the young man beside her if she has been chok ing that war is bell and a few other things mixed up together |