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Show ji 'iiiK i'i tiiiit H ,l.rv.r.rr,n1,rn)n.,.(M,r,r,.Vr,-.),.1,rrr-t..- , g The Salt I lh T"" Last summer when 1 was away on vacation he sent me a telegtam saying he was ,111 the hospital wry ill so 1 rushed home. He met me at Me airport and shouted. "April Fool! (The daM was actually Aug 16 ) In June he grew half a moustache It looked ridiculous. I refused to kiss him until he sha ed it off. He kept the blamed thing for nearly a month Last night he tried to the restaurant bill with He had it funny money printed with HIS picture instead of Alexander Hamilton's The restaurant manager nearly punched him in the mouth They got into a fight and 1 was so embarrassed I left without him pay ' m afraid to niai ry him because he s such a loon Id like your advice Otfagain Onagam Dear Offa: He sounds too flaky for the long haul. If you Is theie something wiong with me Are my standards Am I looking lor too high something that doesn't exist Should I keep looking Whats Have But your advice Have Not 1 Deep down lies a eery sweet guy and hed do anything m the world for me but - Dear II B II. Y: The girl you are looking for won't Ann lump into bed with you on the lust date, so go back and chei k some of the dollies w ho Miss Right said no might be among them And while you're at it, give some s to YOUR thought They're about as high as a bees knee Landers Liberated oman w stan-jtard- Magic key for instant aloneness do marry him, bettor buy some rubber-solegym shoes and prepare for a liletime of d Dear Ann Landers: My wile has a teinnnal illness The doctors say she can't live longer than another two or three weeks Our son is 12 Our daughter is 13 We are trying to keep each others spirits up and it's awtully hard Mom is only 38 My has been sister-in-la- wiles belongings and take whatever she wants? Maybe she wouldn't care to have any By il ft. Mary McGrath certain words have always had the power to clear out an area as Jr. McGrath effectively as chlorine removes a stain. shout of FIRE! can empty a hall m record time Cheea the it, cops' worked magic on entire neighborhoods w hen 1 was a kid A its double-dut- a y works cleans even empties BLST! . It net out a room, U only ashtrays! For those who lack the imagination to think up a few ot their own, herein are several suggestions, including likely situations 111 which they aie most appropriate Key Words Scene. crowded kitchen people getting in one anothers way and contributing nothing For instant aloneness just jump to your feet, grab a sponge and- - proclaim: Okay, everybody! Lets get these dishes out of the way! A A Scene: backyard lined whose yvith boys general noise level is upsetting the equilibn-uof the entire neighborhood. To settle everyone down, and clear a space lor reasonable adults, wluspei to just one member of the crowd: We might as well put this manpower to work. Get the lawn mower and clippers out of the gaiage. Talk about the rapid spread of rumors They'll Scatter Scene. Entire family tying up the living room when you would love to stretch out on the couch. Match purposetully across the room announcing that theres a groovy documentary on the Middle Ages on educational television this evening as you reach for the dial a Of course, sometimes crowd can be only one. You are about to Sceneleave the house for a pleasant trip browsing and buying through the local shops Your husband decides that hell do you a favor and tag along Your saving grace can include - (1) Oh, good. hope you don't mind if my mother 10111s us 1 Dear Ann Landers: Dear H.B.H.: does one find love again 1 ve been divorced 10 yc.ms and during that time I've had se with hundreds of women. Ive been hopping trom bed to bed hoping to find someone I can really care about So far, it hasn't happened. Dunng this time three women have fallen in love with me, including the girl I am going with now But I just cant return her love I feci lonely and empty. She wants to get married I'd like to marry again, but I don't feel that shes the one I want to spend the rest of my life with Il s simple to know how one may lose pounds of unsightly fat right in your own home Just go to the drug store and ask for the X 1 1 Reducing Plan II s that wonderful kind of plan that offers you a way to help get rid of 5, tO, 25 or more pounds of unsightly tat Not hy starvation dieting Not by sticking to boring reducing diets Not hy extra tiring evercLses You eat 3 sensible nieaLs a and slim down as vou day follow tlics eating program You can satisfy your appetite and - (2) 1 m planning to stop at the church rummage sale on the way. (3) Why dont we pick up the kids and 'heir fnends and all go together' staying with us oft and on for the past tour months She has a famiy ot her own, so its been very hard on her She has been an angel Would it be proper for me to tell my sister-in-la(after the funeral) to go through niv like any of hoi mothers things. 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