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Show y nyii w yf y TfVWF r y y 'Ip 1) V V 1 v T b,r The Salt Lake Tribune, Friday, June A 2 15, 1973 1 James Reslon Television Plays Increasing Role In Americas Political Scene New York Times Service WASHINGTON For the last couple of years, the Nixon administration, with Vice President the Agnew leading charge, has been against protesting what it calls presidential speeches by television commentators, and now the Columbia Broadcasting anhas System nounced that it w ill abandon this prac- tice. White House calling! The timing and reasoning of the CBS decision are a little puzzling. If anything, CBS has been even more insistent than NBC or ABC in demanding that all the rights and obligations of the press under the first amendment should apply equally to broadcasting. Im the new man on this route. Mike Royko Oh Chicago Daily News Service CHICAGO Here is some panting prose from an ad that appeared in a newspaper. As you read it, try to guess the kind of company that would advertise this way. And then some. It may not put more women into your life. But it will probably put more life into your women. So, Get It On Mt.i, r address? provoca- A boutique? A outfit with a P.0 box for an A porno shop? This may come as a shock, especially to the more mature reader, but it is a Montgomery Ward ad. scent that tive instinctively calms and yet arouses your basic animal desires. Not only that the musk oil is being pushed as a Fathers Day item. hers. In an aftershave lotion to take you a long way to where its at. To the most I would have never thought that the sexual revolution would have reached Montgomery Wards That is like seeing Lawrence Welk doing a nude scene And pleasurable of conclusions. Because it is powerful. Stimulating. Unbelievable. And yet, legal. Just splash this natural lotion on your face, neck, chest. After shaving. Before anything else. Its unmistakable male. A no-- r nonsense scent all your own. With Unger-- g ing powers that wUl last as long as you tio- - mwQ physical exa- Dr. Van Dellen in mimation is order to determine whether a medical This cause exists for her drowsiness woman may have a sluggish thyroid, anemia, or a hidden infection. The checkup also will give the physician an opportunity to obtain more details. Perhaps she will tell the doctor why she cannot stay awake. The Iasi pau?n! I saw with this problem was taking a sedative for nervousness. It had been prescubed years before by a physician who had since died. Refilled Prescription She kept getting the prescription refilled, preferring the drowsiness to the nervousness. Some people are able to doze off at the drop of a hat. The catnap is uninte If you wanted something that would take you a long way to where its at then you would buy a sturdy stepladder. Boots, snow shovels, mackinaw jackets, linoleums, curtain stretchers, aprons those were the producls you bought at Wards. d Senator Soaper The CIA complains that it has too many old spies on its payroll. They keep ferreting out the same tired, old secrets. You would think older spies would retire. There must be an age when getting picked up by a beautiful, mysterious counterspy wouldnt be worth it. mosquito repellent. Until I spotted that ad, I didn't even know what musk oil was. Comes From Gland booking it up, I find that musk oil comes from a gland found only in the musk, an animal that lives in the mountains of Asia and China. It is a very shy, wary creature that comes out only at night, which is understandable. You would be shy and wary, too, if somebody named Jovan was out to put one of your glands in a bottle. Abnormal Desire to Sleep Calls for Physical Exam A You went to Wards to buy paint to put on your walls. Not for something hat would put more life into your woman. If you wanted to buy something to put more Me into your woman, it would be a new potato grater. Not musk oil tp splash on your chest. If they sold anything to splash on your chest, it would have been l)r. T. P. Van Dellrn Please explain why a J. S. writes woman falls asleep while out with company and when every person at the table is chatting? She dozes ZZ off at the dinner then table and sleeps all the way home in the car. Isnt this some kind of sickness? Should she hav e a checkup to find out what is wrong?" It was the place to go for a new pair of long underwear but not to get your basic animal desires aroused. Try Potato Grater What's your guess? .mail-orde- cisely when the public was learning from Staid, sensible, sturdy, reasonable those are the words I always attached to Montgomery Ward. Because it's the message lotion. Get it on! Introducing Jovan Musk Oil Aftershave Cologne for The Yet, just when the broadcasting industry was beginning to get strong public support for this principle of equal protection under the first amendment, and pre- You 'Tiger You, She Panted . . . riate times. The attacks of sleep frequently occur under circumstances conducive to normal slumber, such as after a heavy meal or while the individual is sitting m a relaxed position. But the urge may also overtake him while driving a car or painting the side of a barn. He 'may even fall asleep while walking. It is not unusual for narcoleptics to have from six to 20 catnaps a during the day. This is m addition to e full night's sleep. Dexedrine and s the best (Ritalin) are methyl-phemdat- rem-ede- The fat boy m Charles Dickens Pickwick Papers also comes to mind. Modern versions of this character are 230 extremely fat. varying in weight from woman in the with as and. to 400 pounds of a hat. the at fall drop asleep question, The skm is livid and they are short of breath because the chest is crowded with fat. This condition is called the Pickw syndrome. lck-ia- n Get those whores out of there. North vulnerable. NORTH J92 852 0 9632 753 EAST WEST -- AM A 10 8 5 3 10 6 A S 974 3 OK 10 84 AQW9 OJ75 A 62 SOUTH IAKQ7 J The bidding: North East South 1 ! f r realized that he was in the North hand for the last time, and he led a small club. East followed with the nine and South played the jack. declarer Observe that if West takes his ace, he can establish the spades with one more lead; however, he has no card of West 3 NT Pass Pass pass Pass .Pass j Opening lead: Five of A 1 Altho a nearly valueless dummy did net offer much comfort to South, the de3jar-- ' t West opened the five of spades and South put up the jack from dummy. When this card held the first trick, reentry left to run the suit. In the meantime, South can clear the clubs by playing the king and another club. East is in with the queen, but he is unable to reach his paitner and declartj1 has Mr. Avery would have thought of a FaDay ad that pushed a product that could lead to the most pleasurable of conclusions. He would have suggested a wool night cap. two spades, four hearts, one diamond and two clubs. When South played the jack of clubs from his hand, West realized that it would not be profitable to release his only entry too soon, so he followed to the trick with the deuce of clubs. Wests play was made without undue hesitation so as not to alert the declarer, and South .reasoned, therefore, that the outstanding strength Li the suit was held by East. Declarer accordingly continued with a small club and East was in with the ten. A spade return enabled West to clear that suit, and when he subsequently gained the lead with the ace of West cashed enough spade tricks to de- South could have circum-vente- d his opponents shrewd holdup in clubs, by continuing with the king instead of a low club after his jack held. West is obliged to release his ace on the second round and his spades never come into play as declarer still has a stopper in that suit. When the queen of clubs is driven out subse-- q u e n 1 1 y , South has nine nine tricks clubs, feat the contract. (Copyright) once by Wdliam F. Buckley Jr. in his Firing Line telecasts. There can be no doubt that sneaked is the regular past tense of sneak and that snuck is dialectal and unacceptable. Word oddities. You wouldn't expect that there would be a special word to denote the act of jumping out of a window, but there is. Its defenestration. The word is based on the Latin root fenestra, window. 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Goren Both But meanwhde, we need all the analysis we can get of presidential power and television power, for if the President can use all the power of his office and command instant access to the TV networks, without instant analysis of what he says, the American political system will be even more unbalanced that it was at the beginning of the Watergate scandals. can only imagine what the late Goren on Todays Bridge Hand deals. television will play an increasingly powerful role in political campaigns and in the education of the voters. PERSON'S IS QUALITY Somebody once tried to slip some real pictures into the catalog. They were quite proper looking ladies, modeling coats or aprons something respectable. But when Avery saw the proposed layout, he roared: This is a devilish dilemma that needs careful study for the days ahead, when irreg-ulariz- hfe-lik- We If the White House announces in advance that the President will make a major announcement on Monday night on prices, Vietnam, or Watergate he is assured of a vast TV audience. But even if the commentators or Democrats are given equal time on Wednesday, the audience will not be the same or "equal and the debate will certainly not be therefore fair." last-minu- ap- Mr. Avery once ran the Wards merchandising empire, and he was so conservative and prudish that he would not e mannequins in the stores, permit or the pictures of real female models in the catalog. Wants to Limit Hearing Archibald Cox, the Watergate prosecutor, wants the Senate television hearings limited lest they interfere with the prosecution and conviction of people who may have broken the law. Sen. Sam Ervin of North Carolina wants the televised hearings to go on in order to educate the public and provide a basis for now corrective laws. This issue of fairness and instant analysis, of course, is only one illustration of the much larger problem of the role of television in American political life. under the Equal time fairness doctrine that now exists under law is neither equal nor fair." chd-dre- Not Averys Lotion have about the What to do about all this right of witnesses to testify without undue television pressure, and the right of the public to know what is going on is an unresolved question, which the Watergate scandals have brought to the fore. Bernstein on Words I have never tried splashing the oil of a musk deer's gland on my face and chest. But it is hard to believe that doing so would make me more attractive to anyone, with the possible exception of a female musk deer. And I dont think that is where its at, yet. Sewell Avery would not proved of this sort of business. Makes Statements Every Day The President makes statements every day, and the CBS White House correspondent reports on them and comments on them. Is Mr. Paley going to tell his White House correspondent merely to report what the President says every day and not analyze what the President said untd later? If so, John Chancellor and David Brinkley at NBC. and Howard K. Smith and Harry Reasoner at ABC are going to have a field day. Presumably, this decision was made by William Paley of CBS in order to be fair to the President, ana he has a point. To have a carefully prepared presidential address on the complicated, ambiguous and even dangerous problems of the day Create Tense Atmosphere subjected to the immediate impressions Actually, the problem of instant analof the CBS stars obviously troubles the of presidential speeches is much ysis man in the White House. They would than the problem of televisions simpler rather have either Cronkite. Sevareid. or role in the courts and in the Watergate Mudd wait. hearings. All Seems Fair Enough In general, judges have banned the This all seems fair enough, until you think about just how fair it is. The problem of avoiding sudden or reactions to presidential speeches is not Tense situation. The created by the hroadcasters, but by the regular President. Whenever the President form of the past tense of a verb merely decides to make a major speech, it is adds d or ed to the present tense: add, constructed with the greatest care, after added; glide, glided; enjoy, enjoyed. A small days and even weeks of preparation and tendency, especially among is to regularize" verbs in the past calculation and is ready, subject to tense. They say, for instance, I doed accidents, long before it is delivit, and I goed to my grandmas yesterered. day. But sometimes, among grownups, e It wants to create a carefully calculthere is an opposite tendency, to ated public reaction from the American the past tense. Thus, as Jim people, without any yes buts" from the Johnson of Philadelphia points out, we commentators. In short, it blames the encounter snuck as the past tense of networks for reacting too quickly to sneak. He notes that the word appears in best-sellThe David Halberstams presidential speeches and being unfair, used was and and the Best it has denied the them Brightest though unfairly males to wild passions. Help for Narcolepsy Victims of narcolepsy (not epilepsy) also have an uncontrollable desire to sleep and doze off at the most inapprop- er at three no trump, he did in fact have a legitimate play for his contract. the Watergate scandals that maybe presidential statements needed the most searching analysis, instant and otherwise, CBS announces that it will adopt a policy of delayed reaction." The only other distinction of the musk deer is that it is the only deer known to possess a gland bladder. But the gall bladder is of no value m stirring fe- ntional and m time becomes a habit. In many instances, the individual is bored: occasionally the person Is hard of hearing and fails asleep because the conversation is not coming through. Except on special occasions, such as the Presidents State of the Union address, before the Congress, television has been kept out of the heart and the House, but the Senate has permitted many of its hearings to be televised, while the House has not. anahsis instant of television cameras from the courtrooms on the ground that they put unnecessary and unfair pressure on sensitive witnesses and create and atmosphere of tension and theater. texts in time to make the careful and thoughtful analysis it says it wants. 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