Show r T A J they say that in eureka there are several married men who are quite ausy picking the fruit from vines and fig trees of ol their neighbors 0 that the mayor inay or g elect let and the nw n w councilmen council raen are softy sorry that they have only a small number of jobs to pass around on the first of the year that the rapid manner in which witch applications are pouring in leads them to believe that it wo would id take several h indred plums to got go around that the applause the show man likes best is the clink of the dollars 0 in the box office f I 1 that some of the local merchants are quick to ask the home newspaper to help fight their battles aid ai d then they reciprocate by sending away for ai j their printing that fhe the woman who never cries chasn t the feces ary ons 0 a good wife that you cannot judge a woman s grief over the 1039 1 of her husland by the fhe amount of blade black cloth bhe he has draped over her person 4 that every father asp res to make his son a shin nt n light 4 that nothing makes a man grow like putting him into a big job that grouchiness will go out the same way you let sunshine in that forgetfulness is excusable w m hen it is the unpleasant things that are overlooked that exercise is a good thing e es s specially PeC ally Lally when you are running away from trouble that a cusa cuss i la 0 quite quite often die dis cussed that patience is usually a virtue but there are times when it requires too much humility for us that some people seem to think that getting married is simply tab tak ing out a license to quarrel that main street will be greatly improved by the removal af one ro v of the telephone poles Is that it is easy to find something to kick about that the sucker list of almost almos t every faker contains the names of some eureka people that it is just as veil well to pass up the fly by night faker who drops in to to along about pay day time with a fe v trunks full of shoddy clothing 4 that a ladylike lady like game of football is due to arrive about the same time that the high cost of living goes do down n 0 that thanksgiving is one week from thursday 0 that this is the time of the year when it is b at st to be on friendly terms with the coal man that every young mother has an ambition to sho v the world how children should be brought up but it usually jurns out that the child ren are such exceptional ones that the plan won t work 0 0 that according to abe martin it is 00 too oo much work and no five can theatres that causes the boy to leave the faim that you cannot expect a woman to get the best out of a sermon when she is wearing her last winter winters s hat thai that you can some times tell the kind of a road a man is traveling by the map on his face that the man who always goes his own way will spend many lonesome hours but he will be in no danger of getting into bad company that all eureka needs to make it the b st little town in the state is more boosting and less knocking that the treasury department is going to recall its 1000 b its but this order isn t worrying the newa news paper men to any extent that a missouri newspaper man is said to have dropped dead when one of his subscribers paid an account that had bad been running for twenty years that our delinquent subscribers need not be afraid of paying up as it does noc affect us that way 6 that grease id 19 supposed to make the wheels turn easily but when properly applied it has been known td arrest the progress of legislation that the world oes us all aliv ing and is usually as prompt in settling up as we are in giving the world what we 0 ve it that people like water usually find their own level 8 that the world is not against any one the world is too busy look ook ing out for itself 0 6 that mr wood the new tor has been brightening up the front of the crystal car bar that the soccer players are having a hard time getting games e that if it s a boy there will be a champaign dinner for a few of the boys that the diamond queen is get ting the money that cureka people will fall for almost any kind of graft 4 that it chasn t been so very long since the bemb ra rs of one of the local lodges put up three boi ea es per in order to get their photos in a direce toxy which was never issued that a sucker is born every time the clock ticks and they never die excell excel t from old age thit the high school pupils went on a strike last monday eel brating them their football bictory with a and general beneral jollification th thit it there was as nothing do 40 ng ih the school that afternoon th thit it the mayberry berry alker rabbit hunt will be a great drawing card that it is your fault if the re porter do s not publish your person al at and society items that the newspaper man is alvas al vas anxious to hear from his friends and in most cases that is how he gets the news NO v that it is only six weeks un latil t I 1 I 1 christmas |