Show PUNCHBOWL CHARLI E RICE'S C') 'end 11 v' of d its-ovoi- Migiclithek 1 U11-- Lag IfjvitosP The 1 (Don't ask why we want the labels and we our plans for the dollar) 1 W t on'lask-- This may be the best offer you get all day Just gather up two cans of Hidden Magic Giant ( 13 oz) OR three cans of Hidden Magic Large (6 oz) Cut out the words "Hidden Magic Hair Spray" from the front of each label Slip them In an envelope along with your name and address (print plainly please) and zip it along to Hidden Magic P O Box 577 Maple Plain Minnesota 55359 We'll put a check for $100 in the mail to you a little bonus for solving your hair spray problems with Hidden Magic (Offer expires Dec 11967 Limit one $1 offer Iper family I : 'COod- a- HI I ' - Y : f t t t: k t - 11 ' ' - IL i 't o- i Ito ' tii t I 1 I fi k f r 4 " ° c 11 Ati i 1 1 I it:- 1 ' t I 1 i t t t'Il! 1 k1 - 1 ' ' f' f: 4'''-' 3 ) ''" t 1 f i i 1 r i ''''''' a t Ii i a t4 2 : t 4 7 i s '4- tt ' 1 ' -- I t ( )ils ( 1 0! i 1 it I ' ::' ( L 0 No 0 L If you found n 20 public telephone the you with an explanation? phone Yes company 0 0 No L If you found a waiter had under- charged you Si on a $20 check would you call it to his attention? Vu D No 0 L There is a legend that the was a storekeeper overcharged a customer walked so miles to return find this story inspirational? Yes 0 Vas name 0 and No 0 at the wouldynou station? 0 No 7?4'"t be a whole week's Score one point for "NO" It is almost inconceivable that a person who lost a Ito bill in a city street would report it to the police Score one point for "NO" You paid for your trip — you got your trip Nobody's cheated Returning the ticket would "! : P11: only got the conductor in trouble I f 00 you mast do rdwoething with the ticketty 7 L IE i So ' frame it i AZI 1:: 1 I t: it 1zciaI'S 1 is:: al Sothclert one point basic One fioir3ics"YESof Anglo-Americ- an common law is that a man any name he pleases as long as it's not for dishonest purposes 1 may liallinbe a I You buy a railroad ticket and board the train When you get off at your destination you realize the conductor failed to collect your ticket Would you return the ticket to the railroad? Yoe 0 No S j "YES" A quarter doem't I from mail 9111 L If you found a St° bill on a turn it in ‘I city street for I Score one point for "YES" Signing your spouse's name to a small check in order to buy food is clearly not an attempt to defraud The crime of forgery must entail "attempt to defraud" 0 L Your husband or wife is away home A check for S20 arrives in the made out to your spouse You find you are short of cash and - must buy food Would you en States you but it might allowance for some little kid 0 No United Score one point tmean much to when Abe Linin Illinois he two cents and them Do you coln t I cents in the box of a mail it to L Score one point for "NO" Even in Abe Lincoln's time when two cents were worth more than they are today it would have been poor judgment to waste so much time and energy to return such a small sum Abe could have waited for the next time the customer came in — or he could have sent a message Fortunately this Lincoln story has no factual basis Otherwise one would wonder about his judgment as Pmident of - 0 ' s t -- -- ::::zo o Liti 1- 1 - Yes L Score one point for "YES" In most restaurants a waiter must pay for an undercharge out of his own pocket and a dollar could be important to him ' -- -- ber "Where ignorance is bliss 'tis folly to be wise" cash the check? 1 1 I j tt - I 1 ' II 1 I I - 1 11 k I hworrying spouse's i ( 1 It 1 done right? Score one point for "NO" Twenty cents is too trivial a sum to bother yourself about I doubt that even the phone company would want to bother with the red tape and cost of handling it human qual- - 0 i small seaside tight-fistedne- 4 If you found a quarter on the sidewalk next to a children's playground would you No try to find out who lost it? Yet e'" lir'' r ' : - fre a As we've said before this is not a quiz to test or honesty Actually it is a your quiz to test your common sense Though honesty is a prime human virtue it can be carriedto the point of absurdity Better to be known as stalibly honest than Pacifically honest! A )7) would irk 4 a : tti "t ' lie feels the need ANSWERS arcnlmn emn coin-retur- ‘i - ' I 1 1434r' & It 1 4 has he know enough to answer: "Never" prove he's a good husband The only personality quiz that's worth much is a Mystery Quiz You don't know what you're being quizzed about so you Can't guess how you're supposed to answer Now when you look at the questions below your first thought may be that you're being quizzed about "how Much of a Cheapskate Are You?" Or perhaps "How Honest Are You?" Actually the quiz has lit( tle or nothing to do with cheap- (-2t It's designed your — ) t( social pressures so he goes to hotel and registersas" Edward Jones'' would — and oy a and to escape "How often do you throw your mother-in-laout of the house?" Anybody but an idiot winteYissthoSrit t ness l w 1 'fr trouble with most personality is that they signal what you answer A quiz titled "How Hiliband-AreVan?" might ask: John Williams has a great many busi- - SCORI NO! If you checked four or fewer correct answers you're too idealistic If you checked more than four correct answers you're level-head- Ifyou checked all the correct a lawyer — but an honest atra-t- answers mud be 4 1100b you one! e dee I |