Show :'T :7' - t e - 0 t ‘ - - ow 'rio 4a-- q- 'a '' a i °oo' 'ao w W 'g P ""v '4 4 'ill I 4' 10 0: - vi- 4- ?1 - - - t f - ' 1 ' ' ' ' f t - -- James L KtrIpatrick- The Salt Lake Tribune 197 10 July Monday 13 - Grin and Bear It Mama Papa Keep Telling Us What to Do in 'Great Society' --- If there is one asOf the federal government more pect maddening Ithan any other it lies in the ' WASIILNGTON ) r of cer- - assumption tail) regulatory agencies that they bare been appointand :name ed -- --- -- j i 4 1 ' ! i MI mama and papa Kilpatrick will make them be good i This officious paternalism crops up constantly These days it can be seen in Its most overbearing form in the pronouncements of the FCC and the Frc relative to cigarette smoking The two agencies have embarked upon a course of Comstockery that is unauthorized as a matter of Ilaw and unwarranted as a matter of fact 'n On June 2 act1ng-6the complaint of ‘ - I 1 t gr--- 4t47e doo4Mtit 1 CO -P 1 7 1 i:t - '- f '' q s f '941 -' r's-- :- e ) l''' 11 Z' t 4 1 - - ' ' :- - - 1 1 IV: ' -- ' ": 4 6 r: 't I 1 ' 04 - New York lawyer the Impractical Illogical Commission Federal Communications As CBS pointed out in an exasperated in New Yorkserved notice on WCBS-Treply to this commandment from on and by extension upon all other radio high such a ruling is both impractical and TV licensees that the "fairness docand illogical To demand say one mintrine" hereafter will apply to cigarette ute of propaganda "each Stations commercials that carry cigaweek" for every three 'minutes of cigarette advertising will be required from rette commercials is to put the stations to provide - a - "significant now on In a straitjacket They can escape only amount" of free time to spot announce- by drastically reducing cigarette advertising or by banning it altogether But tobacco is 'a lawful commodity sold and consumed everywhere and even supportHelp by Nason ed by federal subsidy What of other "hazardous" products? The FCC stressed that its ruling was limited to cigarette advertising alone on the grounds that governmental and private reports had asserted that cigarettes may be hazardous What about automobiles? Congress has legislated far more stringently as to automobiles than it has legislated as to cigarettes So has the Federal Trade Commission On June 30' the FTC sent up a The day of turtling youngsters over to report to the Congress full of vivid rhetoric and burn statistics recteachers for the entire learning process is past Parents are beginning to share ommending the "mandatory labeling of tar and nicotine content on cigarette the responsibility That Is the thinking of Dr Leslie J packages and in cigarette advertisements" Nason educator and a regular columnist for The Salt Lake Tribune Wants Outlawing flutes l 1 - am t s-k7-0- "- Iwo' 1 - me:- - those 6 11 :s74!? !"44:11fAO Ki II Amkwim ''14("'-r41- - ' 1114(' r - - Doug lam Welch Special Booklet ! 4 i Can Improve Child's Chances long-winde- d well-know- n 1 Offers Positive Help Dr Nason has positive suggestions for home training of youngsters that will irn- prove a child's chances for classroom success ' These suggestions are compiled in Dr Nason's latest booklet "Help Your Child Succeed in School" The book costs $1 and will be available from The Salt Lake Tribune by I 4 — y It will be available and at The Tribune ) td mid-Jul- - Orders Taken Now Orders are being taken now and will e be filled on a basis For a copy as soon as they are avail-able fill out the accompanying coupon and mail it along with the proper amount of money to Nason The Salt Lake Tribune Box 867 Salt Lake City first-com- Utah The books also will be available at The Tribune library Room 212 Tribune Bldg 143 S Main This office is open daily from 9 am to midnight Commissioner Philip Elman wanted to go still further he wanted legislation that would ban cigarette advertising on radio and TV absolutely and would outlaw cigarettes as "too d Oddly enough the FTC has not even completed its own laboratory studies of tar and nicotine content No evidence has cigabeen taken on the rettes The data to support such legislation does not exist But mama and papa can't wait upon evidence Do as we say! Meanwhile Americans keep right on smoking Consumption 'came to 545 billion cigarettes in the past fiscal year up nine billion from the year before By this time every smoker knows that smoking "may be hazardous" So is driving So is crossing the street So is taking a bathe So is drinking a highball So is living in city smog In a free society men must be left free to take some risks But not if mama and papa have their way agption" i A Send me as soon as available copies of "Help Your Child Succeed in School" for $1 per copy Enclosed is ‘e zeI(ii 1 -- -- Address State city ‘ ftCPPEsT - - Zil- e- - f Mail coupons to Nason Booklet The Salt Lake Tribune Box 867 Salt Lake City Utah Make checks payable to The Salt Lake Tribune ' ) Cratis I t prk Id tvse 0 ------ '''' i I I AVD66 IJASSCP-- —------- 1 lour taQ - &AfrAAL k asocl keep ':: (" 1 Name Is wildly mascu line fiercely corn- bellig- plex and erentiy clean and which ''' s women crazy cording to the 'k - label" (2 ' i t4 i 1 ' she said: "Where is he? Don't let him get 1 away!" Douglms Welch And said: "It's me No I mean it's I" And she said: "It smells like lemon What is so wildly masculine and belligerently clean about THAT!" And I say: "The only thing that is really sexy about it is the package It is one of the new cosmetics for men and I have brought home quite a bundle here They were sent to me at the office" a Frefers Good Old Man Smell hi i r- C 1 "You will notice that I a drop or two on my : p i 4 i4 i riq I ht j tolt1 - have sprinkled handkerchief too" And she said: "I was afraid of that" And I said: "I hope you notice that I have tanned since I left home this morning" And she said: 'Did you jet to the South Seas for lunch and forget to take me?" And I said: "I am wearing a new gel It is very simple to apply You rub it on as you are galloping down the beach to throw yourself into the breast-pock- f let:44w I'l'' r - j- 4111111111110111111111' r By C IL Goren 1 1 tlk Pass unbalanced nature W your holding It ta advisable to probe for s suit contract first If North returns to three no trump you can relax but If he bids three species you will go on to four bide 2 V rasa rise What do you bid now? A — Three spades The atmosphere has cleared e bit since the first round and It has been determined from North's two heart bid that South's mediocre holding packs considerable power The three spade bid le of course not forcino and In view of the first round pass may be made with distinct confidence Q 2 — Neither vulnerable as South you hold: V84 Alit 4K643 The bidding has proceeded: West South East North ' Q4 hold: 3 V Dble ram ? What do you bid now? 1 l V 3 4 - A— Pass Your distribution is hot et ell ettrecthm tor your short suit will almost surely duplicate pertnere short suit Allowance shoPid be made for a "'lightly aggressive move by partner in en effort to contest the adverse part score effort it Is true that I gm me might be missed by such caution but we consider It the best lone run procedure — As South Q vulnerable you AAK1071 V53 The bidding has 4 North East Pass 1 A 2 NT 10071 452 North 1 IP 14 rasp South West 1 A Pass 7 Pans What do you hid now? A b - diamonds You hove outticiont values accept portnors invitation but duo to the slightly Throw East rasp 2t What do you bid now? Double This is the approved method for rle opening the bidding with a strong band The douis ble superior to a heart rebid because it offers the additional chance for finding a club fits if part- ner has something In that suit A — Q 5 —Neither vulnerable as South you hold: "ABIOS AQ65 4KI075 932 The bidding has proceeded: North South East 1 V Pass 14 3 4 Pass West A 1 ti What do you bid now? A — Five clubs North opened the bidding and lumped and you have the equivalent of in coen- Ind bid which places your side In the slam range A lump raise describes your values PerfecilY and will alert partner' to bid six clubs It he has the necmsary controls In spades and diamonds Q6— As South not vulnerable you hold: A76! proeAed: 97 4AJ109 West hold: r 11AQ10872 South 4A753 : —Both vulnerable as South you AM VKQ10973 4 S AQ53 The bidding has proceeded: South North East S Foss NT ? What action do you take? Six hoer's Ocoogit a hand containing points you could hardly miss making a slant A !tit ei i rl ri t ' 4 i 1 ) t I ith:1 L I f 646 FREEZER - titan :ffr ' no eet I Wei lialitl!' t 1111 i i F'ull-lengt- see esting" And she said: "I've noticed you have rings around them since this morning how many martinis did you have for : — SIDE SI sing-son- up" $ 3itt700 SOME MODELS ARE ONE OF A KIND 4 '‘' 1 - C-- t' r --11 rLIIi J''' :1) I 7 01966-G- of "What said: is 0'"e7! 14' 1 1 111111 p e- II If -r eeeee ilti i t 41 : rlVeit W kr - ! se l'oi r - :jj -- i ad 1DELS f :: our S''''--'7 i ' I ' I 11 FAMILY SIZE i I t REFRIGERATOR t friezer Sub-zer- o white or ( 1 i copper (''' ) ri i 00 rl i v ) 24's wide Holds 352 Ibis Three large shelves Four deep door shelves 11 I qV 1 ill i 1 0c only LI ad e e 1 — r 00 - 0 t fl I ' MaerreeellanillaMMILLL1172:2-er--'---- MAGIt CHEF : ' NORGE 154 WASHER '28900 Value push button $222°' MAGIC CHEF GAS RANGE IIORGE 1571b WASHER 4 water temps 23900 Vatut 141770g $ broiler t owing-ou- 22900 Value GAS RANGE 3011 36's took and hold chrome lined even 24900 l 0300 Viatus 186" g i 2900 Value NORGE DRYER f $8750 ' MAGIC CHEF ROOM GAS RANGE this in tilmolmeinommommomml sommononnommemonund ' CORGE DRYER ' push button hoot ieloctor bottle?" Ahd I said: "I thought ynu would never ask It is a new scent by one of the cleverest perfumers in the world It's Japanese and it gives a hint of high fitTed mountain air It is a woodsy smell to bring out my masculinity and the latent hunter in me" And she said: "Oh pooh Some hunter you are A hunter who chases a girl and Is afraid he will catch her" And I said: "Would you rather have me smell like leather? Here is a little bottle that will make me smell like an old saddle" And she said: "So what's new?" And I said: "And here is a lime rubdown that is guaranteed to exuberate 18900 Value $1 3 7oo cook I RANGE 30" oven $1950 4e---- - -- - ' $91000 29900 italuo MAGIC 'CHEF - 7nV:1stt chrome Ain COOLERS - - - - 14700 Value t : ‘: 11 - NOW OPEN ' LI ‘ t 3 e Ie i Af A tf s 4 ! L TO THE r---- A i - PUBLIC -- 1 t 4 A 1 s e e1 el- ) 4 t 0 ': t t ) : : - tele - —-- -- -- ' me" - ( ' !i S -- ------ : ' ' - As - 0 e 4 1 0 OK I 'A 4 " A it 1 tl ' o si sonso - : f7 r i - --- -- rl r— 1 '‘ r f - IIdeal I t t -- UPRIGHT FREEZER - - I 'ff71 VIA Rotises Latent Hunter she 'sue -- - °mot PRICE M 4 - t 4iii - 711 1 " iiii i - — i 'li 11111 4t1 Eye-Shado- w devastating" And she said: "It isn't doing a thing to me It just looks as if you need twelve hours in bed and a good laxative" And Isaid: "It is supposed to give me the Inscrutable Look of the Mysterious Enigmatic East" And she said: "Hello there you Inscrutable Mysterious Enigmatic White Devil You like little Chinee girl?" And I said: "Any time I try to improve my image you have to laugh it And 40000 ''' ' ' s ' -- 1'111 Tr 61- i ' iptilltlihi ' 114 NA niso i iTtit am- PRIM'S l 33 inches refrigerator Only "Bookcase" wide door shelves Colors ifirallable t 1 i 11 ' - )1 ft i ti-- t ii!ili! I 1411111 R cu-- 1 $ n750 h 0356 ' ' ii l'' r-- 1 leeL33----e40- 1 FREEZER-REFRIGERATO- à BY A "20" ' 1 ' - 41 44" - DUPLEX s —ADIAIRAL— I LIIIII i II BTU hr cop Fits 23 to 36 window SIDE 1 '1 ----- I Ili 4200 RATED 41 la e 111mill ri 4 1 AL COOL-ADMIR- t Top 1 peal - LI iL9 "42" AIR CONDITIONV 4 mai 1' I II' ft"'1:1 REFRIGERATOR '1 1111IIK -1- I z' f 1 -di ( 1 I 1a ' s i e it 1 - cu No Defrosting r r 1 ! : L-- I 1 ' - '' t ' 13:: - r-- w r--- A ri A L (t j ' tj-- tii I 1 ii I 1 e -ei ti '' - 1 PRINCESS It AllWitt i ' Ordinary wooden crutches are popular when weight on only one ltmnsct ity must be lessened They should adjusted so that there is at least fingers distance between the upper and the armpit In this way the weight is supported by the hands and the arms sbar on the armpit Leaning on the crossbar presses upon the nerves and induces muscle weakness and paralysis of the arm Padding does not prevent this comp: pl 'ration ' r-- i 1 ET "1- it 'i' ' rt t - -- ft cu ) 1 1 'J 11 -- i''''I ")" -- e el Les f- FY witek11 r II And I said: "I guess you thought that hah? only girls could wear for us felWell there is an lows too It is going to be sold only to men of good character because the effect upon persons of the opposite Sex IS - As South vulnerable you hold: 416K10743 910872 oll93 VQ6 The bidding has proceeded: West East South North 1 1 -- lunch?" Goren Bridge Quiz Answers - q Li V j r '- -'1 '1 —1 i Lei e - f I - w Q1-- r- k I surf" Masculine weereeeeet ' '1 i Lope never" And I said: "I hope you have also noliced that my eyes are more inter- ifou) - ' ' Crutches Still Popular Suburbanite of the week is the Glencoe man who came home from a cocktail party ran over his wife's prize rose bush rammed into the garage and ripped off the overhanging door Can you picture the damage he'd have done had he been driving his car? with them I - four-legge- d yet" to overpower anybody" And she said: "Let me put it this way Pretty smells like pretty does" Oh I don't know Sometimes wives are so obtuse You can't communicate - Only 20 to 25 per cent of the body weight can be comfortable supported by the simple cane The height of the hand grip should be such that during use the elbow is flexed about 15 to 30 degrees: Additional stability can be obtained with cane These however are '‘ a useful only when the person must walk slowly because of paralysis or infirmity One of the March blizzards In New York reports Caskie Stinnett proved too much for a commuter His car became hopelessly stalled in a snow drift and he was compelled to spend the night In a motel just north of the George Washington Bridge Came morning and be called his secretary to report ruefully "I won't be in today In fact I'm not home yesterday And I said: "Naw I don't wanna" And she said: "Oh don't be chicken Try it and then overpower me" I And I said: "I had a hard day at the office They were mean to me again They don't love me Just because I bring home a few samples of glamor cosmetics for men it doesn't mean I have to become a satyr you know I am too tired man" I said: is high And she said: "Put on a few drops Go ahead Let's see you exuberate" And she said: "Oh I don't want you to change yourself I would just as soon have you go right on smelling like a And character who obviously had barely survived a hard hard night stepped up to the bar at the Regency and told the bartender "First a couple of aspirins And don't slam the lid of the box!" spirits" - 1 - - drives 'Exuberance I said: And I '' - ! selecuse of Proper 1 ' I By Bennett Ceti Exuberate Go Ahead ' The device is held in the hand oppo- site to the lame or injured limb because' in walking the opposite arm and Ig move together Better balance is provid- ed when the crutch is used in this way In addition the center of gravity does not shift from side to side when walking that does - Held Oppositely A p ac- - And 'What said: she " And she said: "Let me try picturing you galloping down a beach Or throwing yourself into the surf No I can't make it I haven't enough imagination The way I see you is lying on the beach with a newspaper over your face" And I said: "With this tanning lotion on I will lope to the surf You will see" And she said: "Crawl I might buy 01111 1173® 8 Order Nason Booklet 'f And 1 ' and DrVanDellen these devices is important for maximum benefits A sin- gle aluminum forearm crutch for ex' ample can efficiently support 40 to 50 per cent of the body wieght It Is more stable than the cane because it not only makes contact with the hand but also with the forearm And Stop Me mean?" Picture Doesn't Focus - - So I said to Green Eyes: "I guess you didn't notice the young man who just walked in here wearing a new scent that - - - ton Just Try Sexy Male Scent Tours It On' g ) ktre' e "My husband works so hard on his vatation I Just don't look forward to his retirement!" 13 11' disor- - hips and legs eewe de i I i1 "L stto 1" with ' ders of the bones joints muscle s and nerves of the -- Jt $ ''' - - - - amputees and est : 1- And It's been proven gentlemen that rhe still offers the only alternative to world conflict by talking a crisis to death!" lower limbs Various ambulatory props help 11 i nal jI pt- 41 - ! i - Canes and crutches are as old is mankind These extensions improve bal ance help support the upper extremities and protect the t 1 — e 141( 1114 'I tool) yy :1t slob oe- -' ' j ) ---- z ' 4 4 X''''''' 1 4':-'- r e I I 6 le a (1411 tri"tt : 0 4 ) - J '111's 0 o 1 'IN 74 4' tielD 1 V i Is O ' " a S r 144"' 14 "vr----' le r!t?"1 "A Jc224 5 ‘N Help Infirm To Keep Erect 1 4:::) N 0 - ro--- ‘$1 4 °' 4 0t I e ' -1 - '6 I tttAL005 ' 2eC 1 At f ''''''' Canes Crutches 4" an - 7- 0 I - p- The FCC's mandate is remarkable on several counts While the fairness doctrine itself is well established for politics and public affairs the commission's order of June 2 marked the first time that the doctrine ever has been applied to product advertising Until this moment the FCC has been careful to lay down broad policy guidelines and to leave their implementation to the editorial judgement of the radio and TV stations But in its mandate of June 2 the FCC suggested precisely how its novel requirement should be met: "A station might for example reasonably determine that the above noted responsiNifty would be discharged by presenting each week in addition to appropriate news reports or other programming dealing with the subject a number of the public service announcements of the American Cancer Society or the Department of Health Education and Welfare in this field" ! 1 - 1 I s 1 papa to mankind In this hypothesis the people are re- - r duced to erring f If they children won't be good of their own accord — - Dr T R Van De lien 1- Precedent No By George Clark M merits warning of the hazards of smok Ras The 'Neighbors By Lichty M - " Ms I 4t tit "A 0 4" " 1 " " 01 A 40 41411p "1kk4W ow e |