Show - - ir — I lo r4- - - - -- - — -- s — - - — - - - - 14-06- - '4 kiiiia4giip14 :'4" i 'v - ''''''OP"' ''' ''''' ''' '4"'t' - ''''''-''''''-'''' ' '' ' '''''''''''''' ""'ile"4- ' 41Nfl'O'''' ' - 0 Monday May The Salt Lake Tribune Grin and Bear It The Neicrel hbors By Lichty 111 1 ' 0 1r - A ay t 14 rgaol" 't ' to ‘ 4 - 1 - A' C ‘ t 'é -- k I II i ' - ?I i 1 S:---' '0 i 5 ) -- 1 0” ill A 40 i -- 1 g 4 i' li ':' 4:' 1 11 '- '- 4 ii nr t - ') -- kIt's 0 '''' II' it el Vb Symitt itamovel 3 4 ''' 'll i ha 5'24 cioPis Junior" ion Douglass Welch Diet for Mrs McMurty—Starling Idea - the rth the A good day to you all and particular Iy to people who have starlings sitting on their roofs as permanent unwelcome les lied Like my T guests across neighbor 'l 1 'i''''‘: Mrs the street !' l M c M urty whg comes up severan k times a day in her ' i husbands old --r huntand trousers and E ing jacket beats on a dishpan with a wooden I Lspoon to frighten Mr Welch the starlings awy —They don't frighten much Sometimes the younger ones take oft not so much because of the noise as because of the P 'ars hey to Tes i 140To tore - yose now ut11 - L2:11 iwer )ng- - — the eral :: - my World of Heraldry 4 time ated or Don't Ask Why— But Radford 000 they Spelling Varies Ting cries ohn i hit s RADFORD — Arms: Argent fret end canton Crest: An escutcheon per pale argent and sable between two laurel branches irt role vett Motto: "Possunt cute posse videntur" sable - Lbing ome Ls of The Radford family take their name town of Radford also spelled Radforth Redford Redeford and Retford from the mint times at M county of Nottinghamshire England Don't ask me why they spelled it so many different ways I have trouble with "kat" The name stems according to Smith because the original site of the town was at a "red ford" in the river How about a blue Stutz Bearcat? Anyhow as all of we geologists know this red appearance of the river crossing came from the deposit of ferrous material in the composition of the soil thereabouts Chemical symbol Fe And I know what H20 is too It's what you add to bourbon ?d in the : that pir Irate just St in their lanes over 644 het- t Bit of Poetic Justice The presence of starlings on Mrs McMurty's roof is in a way a superb bit of poetic justice You see a few years back during a snowstorm Mrs McMurty wrote to the newspaper and radio stations urging people to feed the birds But she suggested that they fell only DESERVING birds Starlings were notably absent from her list of deserving birds and a day or two later several hundred of them settled on her roof They do leave for a brief spell in the summer when they fly into Canada for the nesting season but inevitably they come back — to her roof but not to the roofs of the rest - four for - find costs Per Information on the cost shield or for the research reproduction of the availability If any other family Coat of Arms sand a self addressed "LONG' envelope end 11 fur each name requested which will be Polled to an) order to Joe T 'oyes North Hollywood Calif PO lox td:k of on This ' WO The peoples of Southern Europe have eaten small birds for generations untold fried In Spain indeed they are deep-fa- t and sold on the streets as snacks At Harrison Hot Springs Chef Wuest grinds them up for use with veal in pate and if you give him a little notice he will serve them to you in a pie It is quite possible the chef thinks that the four and twenty blackbirds which were baked in a pie in the familiar nursery rhyme were starlings rather than true blackbirds Starlings are configurated like miniature turkeys with plump breasts and thighs whereas blackbirds are pretty much skin and bones Could Scarcely Walt Well as soon as I read this publicity I could scarcely wait to tell Mrs McMurty I met her at the Fullers' house at a PTA orgy to raise money for PTA missions overseas and I said: "You are luckier than you know You have an unlimited gourmet food supply on the roof of your house and you don't realize It" And she said: "Big funny man All right big funny man What kind of a funny are you going to make now? Everybody listen to the big funny man Invents Starling Dish The reason I am thinking about Mrs McMurty and her starling problem today Is that I have just received a publicity story from Harrison Hot Springs Hotel in British Columbia that says Chef de Cul tR) 53tIS freelom or speed is sireet Jr- - 117:51-71-1)7'L' : e E 70?-ft-4- i: VIAY - deci-i-11-1-- A sident" lge to By C IL Goren ideast Lsrael Q 1 — Neither vulnerable You hold: in- - an AK ' eon- - I ur in Pass Pam Pass or 110752 4Q1011 sollus- - rthern a South Pass Pass 1 4 3 V Dble Pass ? 2 I Five thamonds True this a minimum a partner who paswd orioinaliv but armee to have the cards to molt' a larna a reasonabie undertakints Menlo' Wino You ved in hold: the n 4A5 VKI vulnerable tic )n and I 1 A Itereet ram 2 NT Pass 3 e nor ? hie Is 4Q64 that should 1011 as South YA10832 Q3 The bidding has proceeded: West North East 4 4 rams Dlile What do you bid? that &W' — Both vulnerable you hold: A Still — Pam 4A106 South ? this high level though If partner optional Is primarily for penalties has Me note bend but with YOU mar miss I slam en almost certain trick in your hand you trump wilt probably defeat the bidder enough to corn tor 'what you could have scored natter 1 S Q inter- - V3763 MVO AKIN The bidding has proceeded: North South West Eaxt 1 V Pass Pass 14 rams 3 V 3 l'ass What do you bid now? vs MOM and lom of ded an! 413 as South ? — Fly diamonds Partner rparentil has an Unbalanced holding that may render three no trump a touchy ccraract Even oPposite a weak hand we want to reach game which should be a good shot with his distribution If he has I good hrind we now be In position to contratt tor a y cone not Much by the Is East Pass Pass Q 5 — Neither vulnerable you hold: ipossts A double of Your club opening followed by the him0 raise hearts has no doubt given partner the Ins presslon of ad unbalanced hand A bid of three no trump now Is the best way to Indicate your truo If his heart suit Is distribution the no trump A — In you hold: as South V1108173 K103 42 The bidding has proceeded: North West South East I 3 4 1)ble 1:ass bble Pass nowr?"41 What do you bid 410513 4 — Four hearts Partner by repeating his takeout double at a much highor level has promised a very 900d hand Since he might be forcintl You actually have subYou to bid with a bust stantial values and a bid of lust three hearts will almost Surety be passed ed A t ' vie - 2- ' 1 ' Mrraft -ii- 1 t - 4 4 1 r: George Wallace IS against "theoreti and we must admit that tut makes them sound almost as sinister to have under one's bed as a Communist clans" The Seattle supersonics indicate that have may professional paskethall expanded too fast for the supply of suitable team nicknames The old home town doesn't have the worlds tallest buildings but gets the same effect by having the world's slow est elevators - Dr T R Van Dellen Itching's Sign of Internal Ills Itching (pruritus) is a feature of many skin eruptions and of several nal diseases At any age but especially in middle life or tr-7 i1 scaly and tiny cracks develop in a criscross pattern It is most noticeable in winter and among those who bathe daily and use strong soaps Bathe less fre quently and substitute a few drops of detergent for soap Bath oils also are helpfut Apply a good cream or petrolatum ointment after the bath : Clothing Irritates inter-prese- nt later the sensa- - tion may be the initial manifesta- - ton liver of- - 4- ' - di- it diabetes ease a malt gnancy -- - skin is easily irritated by the trio- tion of clothing and many sufferers ob tam n relief from wearing long cotton underpants Sex hormones also help especially when the dryness is noted in the pelvic organs There are many ways to alleviate Itching regardless of cause One of the simplest is cooling the skin A sedative or aspirin dulls the sensation Certain 4 This is why the physician suggests a thorough exam- 'nation when itchiness begins for no Dr Van Dellen apparent reason When the sensation develops in certam n areas of the body most people think of parasites including those of scabies or pediculosis Such infestations are a possiNifty regardless of the individual's status or background It is surprising how itchy a few para - sites can be end how quickly the distress subsides with specific remedies ' 0 r:'17:111TL17-- - antihistamine tablets are recommended corticosteroids occasionally internally and locally are more effective but they are potent and must not be used over long periods of time It is easy to confuse senile pruritus for the internal conditions mentioned previously because oldster's are more likely to have diabetes liver trouble uremia -- - - f or a malignancy 7 2 ' - ' ' ' ' - - iii4a-?--- -- r : - r ' 0 0 1)1 t ' :7 s ' tiii - ' ' '1471' ' 'A : ' ' '" lat S tit° BUNK BEDS I - t epNc--r-t- - I — -:- ::::'3'-:' )''' 95 ' ? 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I :' tip - styles J' " : - a wide selection of chairs sofas and sectionals in the most wanted fabrics ' and finishes mfit Ai i' 1 - - Choose 888 :diu a zi - - ' FURNITURE PIEC es 1 i - - lit' i'its40 I- -- ki- i finish with rails— springs complete BASSETT with cotton mattress - ladder guard ' ' ' - ' 4 ? 41i Just Try and Stop Me 4' ' 4:'-:- - 0 1 ""------I s s 7 tr: tr 1---- —7' A' : 1 y'"') I $ 7- --- - CPRINI S CIAN WaviAtotRoomtaurea riii J :::s: A I utol— - r I - - i 7 In it didn't get a laugh" Ati: Senator Soaper " u 207rs ' '''':' ir I may have made some progress Mrs MeMurty asked Green Eyes later if I still had the Harrison Hot Springs Hotel news release around and if I was serious and Green Eyes assured her I was Well the starlings will be leaving for Canada now almost any day and summer will be upon us and then Mrs MeMurty will be working around her It's worse actualyyard in a muu-muly than her husband's old hunting Jacket and pants And the hat with the fishhooks By Bennett Cert ' -- Senile pruritus is an itching in the aged due to drying of the skin The outer layers or the epidermis are sometimes r f I There remains In both cases the common denominator of great power contention The Soviet Union has corn- - rify - 1'':1 By underlining these points the presentcilsis can I think have the salutary effect of imparting more stability to American opinion For It teaches both the difficulty of slipping commitments and the peril of getting off balance on any one issue Can't Back Donn The American position seems to me parallel The United States has commit-al- l ments to allies friends and clients For a good political reason namely that it is fatal to hand to the opposition the charge of "sell-outno administration can easi- on these commitments back ly go But that does not mean that American -rr -dual war in t areas Itching In Aged i 111i 1' 4 1e?w ce - 'vital interests are at stake On the contrary this country will also get along nicely no matter what happens in the Middle East or Southeast Asia And as with the Soviet Union it is the American interest to limit the use of force in these mitments 'to other Communist countries and to friends and clients around the world Soviet leaders can renege on these commitments only at their peril — the more so now that Communist China is bidding for leadership of the bloc Thus the Soviet Union has been drawn to support North Vietnam because it can- not allow a Communist state to be sul- merged by American military action And Soviet support for Egypt in the rent Middle East crisis seems to be more of the same The point evidently is to embarrass the United States in the Middle East using it in effect as a sec ond front But in the sense that the Soviet Union will survive no matter what happens in Southeast- Asia or the Middle East the Russian interest in both cases is less than vital And all signs are that the Russians are handling both trouble spots in ways 'designed to avoid entanglement China Competing ir Hobby's Good Thing And McMurty said: "I want to think about it It is good for a woman to have a hobby and frightening away starlings Is my dear wife's hobby as well as a wonderful release for her pent-u- p hostillI contract 6 — Both vulnerable Q : 4 4- - conflict Three hearts This hand is worth at !most ono more aggressive memo If partner holds the right hand with I singleton heart or king and ono Mete Is a probable slam It he foils to take any octIon you still hove time tor the constructive modest protect of game — What do you bid now? Lid d you 4A53 AQ11073 The bidding has proceeded: South West North public or 2 — As South you What do you bid now? — Q vulnerable VA364 82 AQII093 47 The bidding has proceeded: North East West South 1 1 Pass Pass Pam 4 A What do you bid now? Issia's 4 — As South Q hold: The bidding has proceeded: IVegt North East rip or la VAIS3 as South s Standing Cloudy Neither is the international standing of South Vietnam crystal clear Its char ter is the Geneva agreement of Mt But an implicit assumption of those who drew that agreement was that South Vietnam would not long exist as an inde-pendent sovereign entity In these circumstances the concepts of territorial integrity and aggression are highly ambiguous The chief requirement for Saigon is and has lopg been a gov- ernment that can comAand local sup-port It is a questioulto put it mildly whether that goal is well served by a massive military effort steadily working to expand both the area and intensity of L Answers to Weekly Bridge Quiz k r-i‘) - are seriously strained These states have boundaries Within these bounds the local governments have full control over affairs In that sense at least they are all legitimate is international community' The Involved in no ambiguous way Outsicle states have important economic interests at stake The nations within the area are members of the United Nations with common responsibilities to its charter That body has been continuously con- cemed with disputes in the area some Relevance In these circumstances the traditional tools of international law and order clumsy as they may be have at least some relevance Concepts of "territorial integrity" and "aggression" backed up by limited application of force at precise points halve been applied in the past with u results It makes sense to try again Vietnam presents a much more unusual case murky obscure and shot through with internal considerations The government of Saigon is a dubi- ous proposition at best A large fraction of the local population is hostile to the point of insurrection pants reducing my property values" She said: PH I am going to have to stand here and listen to you the least you could do would be to bring me another daiquiri" So I got her a double shot and she said: "Who prepares the birds for "I am sure if you cookIngrAnd I said:-will trap them Mr McMurty will be only too happy to prepare them for cooking nbut ' - Itseon tast oan afaammiolniagr i I said: "The Wild Life Service says you bait the trap with apples and you put a few decoy starlings inside the cage to attract other starlings And I am not trying to be funny this is the truth This Is the solution of your problem And you won't be running out of your house in your husband's old hunting jacket and still life t'''''" But intrinsical- ly they are as far make a funny" And I said: "It is no funny The chef at Harrison Hot Springs finds that star lings are delicious when ground into pate with veal or baked In a pie or flamed with brandy at the table I have checked with the United States Wild Life Service and they tell me it is entirely legal to trap starlings in cages" And she said: "When does it start getting funny?" Bait Trap With Apples Mr McMurty says what attracts the starlings probably is that his house is not insulated and that the roof is warm but I think there is a greater design in their infestation Anyway it serves her right Does she think she is divine or something deciding herself what birds are deserving and which are not? the Ridford family name may have started out in Nottinghamshire the name seems to have grown more in Derbyshire and Devonshire So who wants to stay home all the time gaso- sine Joseph Wuest has invented a tasty dish using starlings Now there is really nothing new about this us talorb !airly t the in low-bor- n of By Joe T Boyes -4 McMurty looks But the older starlings are 'used to this sight and they merely say to one another: "There is the old broad again" Mrs McMurty is 40440 straight up and down like a cask and in her garden clothes she is a monster I figure my property values go down at least $5000 every time she appears in her front yard But to be fair when she is dressed up for a meeting of the Daughters of the Frozen North and is wearing her new $105 corset she is a great lady with much dignity and lesser people instinctively defer to her way Mrs 1 - er d "I'm ready to go dear This young couple is sitting with - the other it is use-ful to get the dif- ference straight The crisis in the Middle East repre- 11 -' WASHINGTON — The troubles in Vietnam and the Middle East are con- nected in the way that beauty lies in the ' eye of the behold- - s e apart in character as they are in dis- tance And since t h e polemically are using one case to argue — 'A WM Pismo owe Low 1 i e' -A :::" IS - 14'91 : :''') "What makes the distingulshed Senator think talks In 30 years of my marriage It only led to more trouble!" rice h ' will lead to peace? ion 4 '' t 4 14 1 --- --' 'Ill'Z' ''' 41 0:4''-'1- lat ' U r z V m- - t r Iiii:4:77 tr-- - - Crises Can Stabilize U S Opinions 41 '1" r n ' - i4 ng PAh“ - t ' p) ) I :r r'::'-- 4 w' V" al '3- ' rag i ---- - At 4 t 11P0) esirt)i - 4 Fl 1 Joseph Kraft 4e I VAL& e“th 4 Alr-144- e - Allo LI - -- 1 ) 13 - By Gorge Clark 1 CO 1967' 29 b IN |