| Show t they say that a wave of reform seems to have settled over the city since jan nary 1st the new judge has had but bul two cases since ashimi g his office A an that the lopez lope man hunt cost the tax taxpayers pars of salt lake courty ov r 25 that february bebr keb uary iab is lincoln Lincol ns a b I 1 abr ary st vilen valen tine tines s day and I 1 february wah ington a birthday that buying cheap and buying eco no are two different things that every rose has its thorn and the worst part of it is that the thorn remains after the roie a has fad d that usually a girl cannot g ve a s agle reason why she prefers to re main that way that the last league basket ball game of the season will be played at the pavil this evenin that it is getting so that it is bet ter to go to jul jill than to be elected to office because in many states the earn of a prisoner are taken care of and t riled over to him at the erid end of his term and he has some thing with which to begin life anew that tell n one I 1 atle lie would not be so go had bad but usually this calls for telling several others to bolster up the he first one 0 0 that this is a rais ng n ge genel at on the farmer ra s s the croo the wholesaler and retailer raise the price and the consumer is confronted w th the propos t on of raisin raising the co n 0 that things that have happened do not seem of such importance as they did before hand that the man who is on the joo all the time never loses out that half the pe people ole you envy are not satisfied with their positions in life that one reason for the h gh cost luxuries a few years ago are row of living ie is that thing things chat that were necessia essit es I 1 that tell n ng about your troubles does not hel help you and it merely bur dens bome u one else that moat most of the ne ir v year resola t ons have been forgotten air ady that a denver boman sacs that her husband has thrashed hr once a month for seven years there s nothing a woman appreciates in a husband like regularity 0 that a lot of folks who th th kno v a good th ng when u hen they see it spend too much time in front of the looking glass 0 that the tintic gintic sportsmen will have a cpr ap seison season for duck g after all that the bounty money has been secured and there is plenty of it for a ng good dance that you make a mistake aou ou think the boss cannot get along witheat it yoi but if you are wise ou vill make yourself Nour self go indispensable that he will not riot th of doing it that man isn t as as he s painted and moman islat isn t as white as she s powdered that the teachers at the e schools will welcome the ia increase crease in wages ages N that the horse has its laugh while hahl ng a dead auto into toa town ri that the man who tries not to earn more than he is getting is usually getting more than he is earn ng that a I 1 e no matter ho v far do and 0 it can al at come back that speech is a great g ft but sometimes it becomes a great nuis ance that a man will put alp ilp o 0 with many tn in conven ances in his 0 home that he N not tolerate it 11 a rented house O 0 that money bp spent t in putting a son through college in be in vested to good advantage in buying the boy a cornel grocery store that a man with horse sense does not act ike 1 ke a mile 0 that the ground hog was on the job all day lilo iday and that const cons we can expect bad weather during the next SIT six weeks that there are a few leonle to whom one should tell tk truth and among them are your doctor and lawyer 0 that there is some satis fac on in contemplating pa ps as the mode of travel for the future the corn com mon ordinary mortal who walks will not have to dodge them 0 that a rheumatic has a kick corn com ing but usually he is in such condi t on that be he can t deliver the goods 0 0 that there seems to be some quality in human nature that makes us revel in the mistakes of others that some folks act as if it i t were a favor to them to be able to do one tor for you but then there are so many of the other kind that chicken thip es arc arl oi oo crating in the southeast part of to selex several complaints having been made diring d ieng the past fe v weeks I 1 that in the ee eyes at 0 f th law there is nothing quite so as a ch cb acken ilef knief and a justice ot of the I 1 peace is always pi a d to meet oi 01 e c he ile bo led his milk ilk for breakfast and he be bo led his water too he tilted filled other liquids from a meat broth I 1 to a ste v used a s eve to test h s I 1 I 1 be it early be it laic but I 1 3 ou bet your happy conse ence that he took his wh sky straight lx |
