Show - 1- 4 - t -- 7 4 1 ' Ar 744 - 7 - 1 i - 4 I i 6 - --- — - - -- 3letrory DIary i I- : it4 OW t - White House Good 7 ' af- - ternoon ladies Miss McGrory I and gentlemen don't suppose any of you have noticed but I am pleased to report that spring is in the air You will remember in a previ°Its press conference I predicted it was coming I have talked with the Secretary of State Mr Rusk and the Secretary of Defense Mr McNarrfara and they agree that the first robin flew over the Capitol this morning I have a brief announcement We are going to make a major change in the beautification program It is not an escalation It is ian intensification of what we are already doing in our war against th' Home By Joe T Boyes 4 STEVENSON — Arms: Argent chevron be tween three fleurs-de-li- s gules on a chief sable three mullets or Crest: A dexter band holding a wreath of laurel proper Motto: "Sic curre Lit 0171 prenclas0 The family name of Stevenson means "the son of Stephen or Steven" Some days this guy is positively brilliant The name of Steven or Stephen originally meant a wreath a cre5 crown or a gar land a fact brought out by the 4A1 Daddy Question: Mr President a change of subject Mr James B Reston of The New York Times has written that there Is a decline in humor in Washington a Would you comment Dufferin The name of Stevenson is well known lit the fields of literature and politics Did you know that Adlai E Stevenson was a Vice President? He was trio In 189310 1897 It was his grandson Adlai who was the unsuccessful candidate for President in 1952 Robert Louis Stevenson was the famous British author of such all "Let's-Be-Joyfu- (1850-190- time favorites as Treasure Island Kidnaped A Child's Garden of Verses and The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde His declining years were spent in the South Seas and I wouldn't mind doing my declining there either : palm-card- For Information on the cost of reproductions of this shield or for the research on any other family name Coat of Arms send a stamped $ t for each name requested Which may be applied to any Order to Joe T Boyes Calif North Hollywood PO BoX 930 Dept 34 'LONG' envelope and Trial's Answer - No not as the law reads The statuto ry definition of disorderly conduct used the term "In any place" which Connecticut's Circuit Court construed to be "in any PUBLIC place" Therefore since misuse of a private telephone was not Included in that provision as a specific offense Huckleberry's indecent language over the phone to Mrs Brown wasn't a ptinishable misdemeanor under it "It has been settled that disorderly conduct must be public in character and as such actually tends to disturb the public peace and quiet" the court said "We are not unmindful of the reprehensible conduct of the defendant but only the parties immediately concerned were disturbed by ' ' on this droll flow sir? Do you feel that people in the Capital are laughing less than they should? Planting Smiles LIU: Yes I do and I don't know what ails them We are doing everything we can in the Executive Department to combat this depression The White House has its own program Mr Marvin Watson has been doing a check of the staff and hands "Smile" s to those he feels are not contributing as they might We have turned up the Muzak The Vice President will initiate an interdepartmental "Grin and Bear it Week" We now open the National Security Council Meetings with a song Mr Rostow led us last week in "La Paloma" We have sketches and imitations at the Cabinet meetings Mr Rusk initially had some trouble with his punchlines but is now Making steady progress Call In Bob Hope? - ' '4141"'1 v By c f 1 1 vulnerable you 2 — As South Q bold: AAK10 'e vulnerable you AJ95 lit3 AK3101 Your right-han- d opponent has opened with one ispade What do you bid? 8 7 1 you hold: K (15 AKQJ72 K(15 The bidding has proceeded: South North West 1 Pass 24 s 3 n ? 1 ' I j to 3— Neither vulnerable as South 44'1 -- 17 - no sate course of action Peas There available to you A double would probably elicit a heart response which could be very embarrassing A trap pass is recommended and If the opponents Pootood loollUtiouslY you may have a subsequent opportunity to lower the ex A Pass 3 East MSS Pass - What do you bid now? It — Four no trump This is the type of hand on which a Blackwood mil Is in order The limit of the hand Is to be decided entirely by the number of Pertner's aces In view of his two level response If le sate to mum that he has at least Dre q 4 — Neither vulnerable as lou holdi ti--- 3't 14'42' -- i - ASS bees IOW 14 to low South vulnerable order and were Pass — Five diamonds his opening no trump bid pects for slam Sr bright Up with another torward hearth six species should ''' 4 - 1 ' A ''' ' i 40c :) :4:':L ' ': I i' i ' : much longer Writes Scripts — I came to Vancouver actually to interview this dog because like I keep telling you I suspect that he not only acted the principal part in this series but also directed it and wrote the scripts The dog is the hero and is the only character that appears in each episode the people change from story to story You see this dog bums around Canada doing Good Deeds He rides into town on a train or he hustles a hitch with some truckdriver and he goes immediately to the scene of some trouble and sets it right I saw him once for instance restore a marriage which was falling to pieces because the wife was rnaking sheep's eyes at a character next door when her husband was downtown having a hard day at the office 10 :sci:paevj1 I :7"L": 7 :1 i- an N e 4 01 t' ' 220 )i 1 i : - z:: 471 t-:-:--- :$ -- --- ii ' 1 : P disorderly conduct Miss Pahner blush to repeat Huckleberry's words of abuse" the prosecutor said in court "Such offensive language in any place is deemed by law to be disorderly "I conduct and punishable" "Back up Since this law is to protect public peace and order the statutory phrase 'any place' implies one that's public like a street or cafe" counsel for Huckleberry retorted "Therefore we're making too' much ado about my client's misuse of a home telephone which by its very nature is not the disorderly conduct that state law forbids" A O M writes: Can the prostate gland grow again after successful removal a few years previously? 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And Mr Bryant said: "A dog? You are inviting a dog to lunch?" And I said: "ThiS is a very special dog a television star Maybe you saw the story on televi sion where he walks into a bank and senses that the cashier a lady is taking dollar bills home in her capacious bosom about a hundred and fifty at a crack? And he exposes her and saves the bank and the econorriy of the town and they elect him honorary mayor?"' And Mr Bryant said: "Do you feel all South i ii 411'1°171 -- public relations department at Panorama Studios and I was going to have this dog up to the Bayshore Inn for an interview and lunch eon I know they have some silly rule about not letting German shepherds above stairs and I asked Mr Bill Bry ant the manager where I could take The Littlest Hobo for lunch At Trader Vic's or in the Terrace Grill or maybe in the bar? Where? Or would I have to have him up in the room and call Room 4104 :i trstst It g rass ' t : Nittooistoserimol t In nd time this dog demonstrated to the police that the character next door was wanted in nine states and two provinces for crimes that haven't even been Invented yet And when the wife saw this wretch being led away in handcuffs and an Oregon boot and tied up with 50 feet of hawser shouting coarse imprecations why she repented She said to The Littlest Hobo: "How did you KNOW all this you nice big doggy?" and he Just shrugged his shoulders He didn't care to be called a "doggy" that much was clear And then she wanted him to settle down and live with her and her husband to keep her straight if she were tempted smile again but he gave her a wise-doand hopped a train out of town Had a drawing room all to himself like a regu lar tycoon I mean this story sounds simple but it gets you right HERE when you see it on television—right in the pit of the stomach East -- Children have a sixth sense when !t comes to illness They remain quiet when sick but never hesitate to get up when they feel better It p is difficult to keep them in bed and ' ) ' I parents are dis- - f' i turbed when the I i c :''':' tyke fails to follow p '''''''"'' i 2 doctor's orders oi The "Honestly Mom! Did people laugh at that sort of comedy back in the forties?" right? Would you like to have the house physician look you over?" And I said: "Gee If you never saw The Littlest Hobo you never saw the finest flowering of television" And Mr Bryant said: "All right you can bring him up the stairs to your room and r will have Room Service lay in some dog biscuits" But it turned out I never had the lunch A fellow named Mr Vaclavek at Panorama Studios said there wasn't just one Littlest Hobo there were FOUR! People couldn't tell the difference And they were not Canadian dogs they were from Hollywood And the series was made here in Canada only to balance international quotas I asked him if one of the dogs dhected and he said what kind of a question was that? And I asked if one of the dogs wrote the script and he said: "Say is this some joker in the office here?" So Mr Bryant saw rile walking through the lobby with Green Eyes a little later and he said: "What about your dog friend?" and I said bitterly: "There wasn't just one there were four" and he said: "One d6g I could dogs All I need around here is a dog make an exception for but not four fight in one of the rooms" Well I am going to go right on believing that there is somewhere in this world a superior dog called The Littlest Hobo who sets us humans right when we stray and who has a much more highly developed sense of justice than most of the people who call him "doggy" Shrugs Shoulders 44' : - - — 7 I - 9 Ill 4' r st)i) -: 7 r 4 : Ilmfwillb 4 you hold: A182 The bidding has proceeded: West North East 1 NT Pass Pass Pass Pass 44 What do you bid now? ' English-speakin- A — Two spades With only Three spedee a heart rebid would be clearly Indicated But holding four of partner's trumps the raise Is preferable even with minimum high card values Your hand will make very convenient dummy since the heart suit will most likely prove available for discards Q 6 — Both vulnerable as South VI ! N Take "The Littlest Hobo" for instance Now here is a dog a German shepherd who is smarter than most of the people I know He is the hero of a television series which was Made here in Vancouver some 92 episodes which are currently being shown all over the g world and will be reshown and reshown probably as long as television lasts Which may not be What do you bid now? 4AQ10883 de- - 1 11 Oulet Bedfast k - Trials and prived of the edu- Mr Welch cation that people get and have not been taught Our Sense of Values you 6Q North 1 ó economic Well The bidding has proceeded: 1 ) 10044f?7qiw hold: West people are because they were born into a — Three clubs It Is a cinch we don't ilk no trump and some further action Is indicated The most expedient choice is the dub rebid for dolt:lite Th mild spade fit a raise In that suit at this level would be ter too drastic on this minimum holding South where -- 1 -- X4'r I' ii'l IA '1 :' k-L- j "of which" I am very fond but I think of dogs as p e rsons really who haven't been able to make it up k) driMr:7 i 16 Douglass Welch A 4Q198 -- "Is keeping sharp eye on visiting US track team comrade cop! Is rumored many of them here on CIA scholarships!" ' VAK87582 '""ii e1' ir— ' wiii11 f 11414:4 r e "1" ' if - ' - t- ''' I k rA 11 ViV 1 Z I -) 111:- I - '- :4 ' - 5 — As South 0--p (71''''' gp 1 rjt (I t r'") — Allen to Star ' ‘ ' '''mivib 0 14 ' ' t- - NA)!(ii) f : 4:: ' k 410- -- - 1 17 Children Know v44 i 0 6 0 ) DC 20 Dr T R Van Delkn :' Pc II1 848 A9862 4AK851 The bidding has proceeded: East South West North Pass 1 Pass 1 Pass Pass NT 24 Pass ? What do you bid nowt Q 8 ft 7 1 lip ' I A Call Room Service? H Goren A — Double While the double of one motor suit usually Invites partmr to compete In the other you have no alternative bid available since the lump overcall Is now employed es a preemptive bid If partner responds with two hearts you can try Iwo no trump Inviting him to go on with smattering of values 3 -- -'''''' - Vi i' i Ill i'' 401117711' - ' N-t- a2 ''4: r'o ' r) :' ‘ Thank you Mr President You're welcome ladies and gentle-Me- n And remember "Look for the ver Lining" hold: 46A6 VKS fK73 stAKQ9817 Your right-han- d opponent opens with one spade What do you bid? 1 s (2-)-- 111 - Iti ' Answers to Weekly Bridge Quiz 1 — As South 11 1': ' A Frankly we have found the hard-cor- e of poverty of spirits in the Press Lobby Reporters write gloomy stories and people read them and get to feeling bad It's hard to know where to break into the cycle We' have given some thought to having Bob Hope give the morning briefing and we are trying to bring a lighter touch to the news releases Next week the Marine Band will play at the press conference and we will have general dancing You can ask more questions during the slow numbers it" Q oloP ifrov:: Wr kr-c-- it: f - tv) (0 p 1 hf relkm- - w''"al - March Monday Q ?-:(10:- 1 'Littlest Hobo'—Now Here's a Dog Question: Do you have any travel piens Mr President beyond your garden tour of Guam? IX: Why yes as a matter of fact do I May make a journey to Switzer- land I hope to have the pleasure of visiting with Miss Svetlana Stalin I believe she might have some valuable information about consensus-cultivatio- n which was the great horticulture secret of her emblem oft family Crest - The Stevenson name is found in most all of the Etturnsan shires of England well as Iin Scotland and in County Down Ireland where a branch became Lord Dufferin later - 40 t xil'tN4t '- - Approval"? LBJ: They are both weeds and must be rooted out of our national life I get suggestions from Capitol Bill and other greenhouses urging me to agree to a per manent cessation of spraying I just wish these amateurs had available to them all the information which I as Head Gar dener have alienable to me I do not wish to quarrel with anyone I believe everyone loves flowers as I do Some read different seed catalogues Atiy Travel Plans? 'Calk British of st Sr' 7 4- Lake Tribune - k ti(L- '- 'il - By George Clark ‘q41-°T1-4('''l Now I'll be happy as I always am to take any questions you may have Question: Mr President what is your VANCOUVER BC — A good day to opinion of the effect of the creeping you all and particularly to dogs of whom "Lust for Popularity"? Is it more noxbous than the perennial 'Passion for" I am very fond I suppose I should say :Stevenson Clan the Earl t Any Questions? World of Heraldry Isles - — Beginning in fiscal '67 we will replace all blue hyacinths with daffodils In keeping with otn State of the Union pledge to review constantly all programs in operation we have conducted a survey and found that yellow is a more 'cheerful color We are also opening a window-bo- x project at the State Department Mr Harriman will be in charge They will try to raise that delicate hybrid the which so far we have been peace-feele- r unable to grow in Foggy Bottom We are moving ahead in the urgent question of the choice of a national flower a matter too long unresolved I have appointed a special commission consisting of Sen Fulbright Walter Lippmann and Arthur M Schlesinger Jr I have requested them to report back to us by the Fourth of July They have agreed to make no public statements until that time " " 4 More Cheerful Color s 'Li ' ' ugliness—a war which I have said time and time again we will negotiate any time anywhere at almost any reciprocal sign from the other side ' things - The Neighbors- By Lichty b' 0tf- WASHINGTON — The President has complained that reporters look on the dark side of life and write Only bad news Mr Johnson wishes they would i )? report success and Here is a tran- script of a positive press conference that has yet to lalte place in the : Grin and Bear It Give the News a Silver Lining? Here's an Idea Mr President happy Sit- The 1 !I - - ‘- 1 1 ip I' J4W ' - ' "I) 4 al |