Show 3 they say 4 Is that I 1 the return of the school ma ams has made several happy ahat leatia t a lazy man al at has hard luck that it is no v poss ble to send 20 pound packages by parcels post that toa much booze adds to the avoirdupois s and subs tracts from the weight ei of the in nd that ray wh te k lied the biggest buzzard in the bunch and then had it stolen from h in I 1 that the carnival company hasteen has been doing some business i ot withstand ng the fact that their attractions are rather punk 4 that son e improvements were made at the public school build dir ing the summer vacation that tile the coming school year prom aises to be a most mow successful one that a large number of pupils from mammoth and silver city are no v enrolled at the h b ch h school that local sportsmen are already think nf nl and talk ng about the fall duck shooting that tintic gintic people wit w 11 not suffer much from the heat during the month of september that the great moral weekly is carrying a great bunch of ads that september is the first day of autumn that a lot of time is wasted in studying short cuts with wh ch to save time 4 that it is too bad more people can hotl not hold office so go that there would be ie fe ver left to cuss I 1 4 that your wife gets about as tired having you around all the time as of not havin you around any of the time that every mother th aks her son is a shin n haht that you cannot be the b g in halt a dozen lodges and the b g chief at home at the same t me that the strike rumors have had a bad effect on business at mammoth that the man who ho is henpecked a round the house dont don t c it much ice in the business world that local ie le 0 eners state that the roads are in bad cond ton t on in a number of the utah county to ins ns that a girl will trust a young man with her heart hear be oie she will with her jewelry that it is a very d f ficula matter to stretch the truth enough to make it cover a lie that seven people were recently killed gong go ng to church while those who were going out fish ng beem seem to have escaped that one seldom gets adyth ng that doesn doean t have to be pa d for some time or another in one way or another 4 that it if ch idren had the privilege lege of picking their own parents woi der ho v many fathers and mothers would be bringing up their own children 4 that you must keep th s to your self starts many a piece of juicy gossip on its way rejoicing 4 that it is a good plan to keep your nose out of other people s business and let your eyes and ears foll follow ow your nose that with a NN woman oman noth ng goes without saying 4 that every city has a lot of citi zens who dont don t count but they are always figured in on the census 4 that laziness causes more misery than overwork that a man is as old as he feels and a woman just a little older than she says she is 4 that the wise shoe clerk never guesses the right size when he has a ady lady customer 4 that quite often the henpecked man has a dome like an egg 4 that the cost of a cigarette in actual money is not as stu is as its cost in the phys cal eat energy it saps that there is noth ag ng I 1 ke an old automobile to keep a man busy and to acquaint h in with the latest pro fanity 4 that what a man cannot keep his wife happy unless he tells hei het an occa bionia lie that the lesson cannot oe too borci bly impressed upon a girl that she has everything to lose by a lapse aiom virtue 4 that the tro ible with marrying a school ma am is that she expects to boss th tb around the home the same as she has been doing at school 4 that the boy who is abused I 1 in his youth finds it rather unpleasant but the training will be of consider able practical value in after years 4 that it is not necessary for a young man and a young woman to explain to their friends that they are in love 4 that some self made men should have let the job out to a jack knife carpenter 4 that there should be a helel te lehone hone at the new high school build ng 4 that A W young says an auto trip is all right if you don t have to walk alk and push the car 4 that some pessimists are begin ning to be afraid that there is noth ing to these war aar scares 4 that women are making a mistake in wearing those newfangled new tangled clothes they leave so 80 little to arouse mans curiosity 4 that while women live lon longer ter than men they never get quite as old |