| Show - -4---- p 8 Vbe e5alt gakt rribunt I But the Chickens Ain't HatchedYet! the NVidneiday 31ollittig 1 541t zrtiunto---- 1 yv Behind Scenes of Current News 1 Established April 15 1871 Issued every nsorning alt IA Its Tribune Publishing OnnrsulY bY - The Tribune is a member ot the Associated Press The Associated Preto is exclusively entlided to the less for reproduction of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credlteci Ln this Pains and &leo the incal news published herein December 3 1911 - I 7'7'1 GET Tik Declared Chief Government Need i 1 MTE By Paul Mallen WASHINGTON — The house crushed the price bill amendment for the licensing of business on the ground it would im pose a Hitleresque government control It was defeated- so loudly by voice the leaders did not seek a roilcall confirmation But no one la the debate Bald anything about the federal BeenA1g of 250000 to 300000 businesses starting December 1 —without any recent authority of congress Regulation W it is called Imposed by the federal reserve board It provides that any firm in this Ctountry ceiling on the installment plan or making loans must register and receive a blanket license NO certificates are to be issued but if any firm violates the rules of the board it will be notified its It cense has been revoked It will be out of the installment business if its officers do not go to jail and pay a fine for their waywardness from official regulation The legal authority for this federal licensing is an executive order issued ' by Mr Roosevelt last August 9 The relatively remote legal spot where his attorney general discovered a legal peg upon which to hang such a regulation is "the trading with the enemy act" passed 24 years ago by congress for other purposes of another war (October Truth in Publicity By Manning tsAE AT 1 - By Frank R Kent N WASHECGTON—A week or so ago the labor division of the 0 P M Issued a press ArrAiziartb IPA II asserting that from June 1 1940 k 1 1941 (16 months) there were 'k Irelease man convicied seditionists went in showing No Railroad Strike days lost to defense worm 47:(-1 their vicious disregard for the welfare of the war and ttG and safety of the republic than some of Wage Increases Granted ahow that from January 1 navy departments these America First lecturers display 6t: 3 to October L 1941 (nine months) there were every time they orate in America for ppThe entire republic with the potsible 6100000 man days lost- - In the last two t scat in Germany months this figure has risen above 7000000 plause 1i' on of seditionists bent it0 I exCeption delaying x:Ze-: Conceding as many have pointed out - defense measures and defeating:attempts (7(4$ in this emergency delays are not only 40319 that I 0311' I to combine forces opposing Hitler will YER CRAZY! Hitler's Hand Holds ea tie costly but may be fatal even the lowest of However the these claims is shocking rejoice to learn thatthe-differenc:3‘e Petain's Pen Writing Orders shock could be stood if one just could get I GET - tween- railroad companies and their em at the truth The distressing thing is the ployes have been adjusted temporarily vast discrepancy (nearly 4000000) between of General Odic Robert Resignation V'JlitTE at least and that the strike set for next these government figures As well as anyof the French commander been called in air off those fotce thing else this sort of thing—and it Is a Only Sundarjaas very common sort of thing—justifies the L iswho haire North Africa who has his in signified recent creation by the president of the office c sue in its relation to national defense tention of joining the De Gaulle army of facts and figures In the executive order will be able to grasp the full and straw in the wind—a rather large It was stated that the duty of this new :k agency is to facilitate the dissexrdnation of " significance of this settlement wisp in this case—showing the direction accurate facts and figures While that is The ehairraan of the mediation board of the breeze following removal of Weyinformation agencies are what all the '" Z1 tn announcing the resulti of arbitration gand as head of the French troops in f' supposed to do it is what very few of them the colony Petain's chief bond of unity L A reported that "all of the representatives actually accidentally 1) A F f7 of the railroads and all employes authorbetween Vichy and the only independent Could End Puzzle ized to participate had accepted'the recFrench army left after armistice with LI If the OFF which is not to issue infor- ommendations of the commission" the nazis was Weygand m ation itself but to work with the existing i The increased expense to railroad comUnder General Weygand the French agencies can put art end to the loose vas- ci1:0 leading and inaccurate 61nformetion" which panies will totalapproximately $300000- army in North Africa was a loyal group f VI is now being governmentally disseminated 000 a year This will be a burden to many 0000 of seasoned warriors definitely commit-system- s is It will serve well both the country and the but the increase of business in ted to carrying out the terms of the 11 cause If it can stop the flaw of falsehoods armistice pledged also to the proposigeneral augmented by' federal require-and substitute the simple truth it will be silents in carrying out the defense pro- a very notable achievement Moreover it tion thatFrench North Africa would be f” 1917) t Will be an innovation loo far as the Roosevelt held not only against attempts of invagram will see them through the emert Been administration is concerned Because pb-QuestioT reIgo sion by the British but against the Gergency period After that another 11:2 Some question will no doubt t!:?04 ably this administration grades as low in mans themselves Since the ousting of adjustment may be found necessary the matter of truth telling as any we ever as to whether you can put w' arise ' In the meantime all patriotic Amen- their commander-in-chie- f 7:no one knows have had With a violence that seemed a man in jail by executive orsomewhat out of proportion to the case Mr der without specific authority cans will rejoice in results Of the arbiwhat is the temper of the troops Roosevelt recently characterized an article of congress Regulation W will tration The chances are that behind an ga-in Time Magazine as a "disgusting lie" It no doubt get int6 the courts ' most impenetrable screen of censorship REC-MPNtI-NIRG is natural that the retort should be that But me meanwhile all 4 automobile VALLi iiJdbitiwimi “azalusittui ' M" 04:40 In his own administration there are some of there is much discord ' and dIst satisfac- furniture refrigerator radio the biggest liars who ever degraded a what-ntion in Tunis Convicted and Hitler has succeeded concerns in jewelry Conspirators government on ' instalthe selling anything removing Weygand through pressure on But that aside the most encouraging ment But Seditionists Still Free -real estate plan (excepting Vichy but whether he has taken over and houses) will feel the weight thing about the 0 Fs 11° is that Mr Archibald North African French forces remains MacLeish the librarian of congress should of executive decree At the top -of 18 conspirators accused have accepted its directorship Mr MacLean other proposition He may discover that of the list will be department readwhom I try to relieve by He is not people suffer whenever they get is 113 able as he is stores finance of plottliag the overthrow of the United and a Capitalists substitute Flays the for old famous companies finding one as time mo- man But to the the kind of toward a make papers auto ing grievance personal meaningless dealers The 15000 banks - 1 States government seemingly proclaims French fighter is as difficult as would The Tribune: Editor capitalno tions and he has taste for cloth-I confusion increases of time futility another the country making instal— the governIt's passes my the dawn of a new era of independence have been picking out a successor to Naists and labor bosses don't want trig him with authority the president has ment loans will also be afbelieve in freedom of speech resources over ment took the asked that he facilitate the "accuracy" of for the people of this republic The fol fected But will someone please tell me Russian communism Neverthepoleon that would put a stop to a few defense information and it is quite certain of ends freedom where of the licensing is to speech Purpose and lowing persons are to be sentenced: are horsemen less the they ' that he will try to do exactly that His capitalists exploiting the people treason and begins? give the government control of Vincent Dunne a leader of the C I 0 We could have a price for prod- they are guiding- their horses assistants Robert Kintner and Barry BiAgsomeone me Will tell small credit in to order cut please down to the landing they don't want ucts that consumers could payham are well chosen and they all start out Street Cars Transport Workers' union:" Carl Skog- a would of if bottle consumer of Reappear place they consumption goods would eliminate the high of the The that people with high hopes and a noble purpose But majority lund Jake Cooper Carlos Hudson Ed- so The defense is already poison on a shelf low down cost of labor bosses and lazy are sick and tired of a few capiob what a Job they have! What a Job they ward Palmquist Emil Hanson Harry de the children reach alit and uansing Comment on Changes working that regime in might way Making and cnntr9Iling talists owning have! It is not gving to be enough—even agitators locations children: to "You raw then the of materials and Boer Clarence Hamel James P Cansay We would be better off and all the resources paying starvaif they could do it—to catch and correct the to course of drink no freedom have one to perfect that we objects resources could get along better if non national secretary of the Socialist The other day a strange-lookin- g tion wages to get the veenormous amount of misleading and mac-D- o ? as the authority of fresh law is if wish" that you finished and then holding the didn't have to keep a lot of lazy curate information that daily streams from Workers' party: Farrell Dobbs Felix hide of ungainly bulk pursued a in behind it But this may be just remember the that you consumer down in poverty beand multitudinous capitalists agitators publicity agencies of the goy- who course Holmes Carlson and Grace fast other world war the Germans the beginning of the history of through the center of Salt M Brandon cause he can't pay the high R ernment They have got to do much more was a candidate for U S senate in the Lake Cit3rs main business district People "regulation W" ' had a bona fide Hymn of Hate price they exact if they are to approximate the than that rent which they about singing On the other hand thalabor last Minnesota general election Oscar of Hate' asked thought a procession of some sort was 6Hyttin Phoniest of all defense-er- a accuracy Raps by the president lustily? A lot of Americans bosses are exacting dues and Coover and Albert Goldman a New York covering a designated route but it was legislation is the one passed by a of a am Hate have I Tribune: Editor Hymn today just Theory An Wrong calling strikes on their members a long Alma before another car of aimi- - - the house still laughingly called and they spend their time in woman unversed in attorney Oscar Schoenfeld Alfred Rus-to as poor simple is that badSeems just a To achieve that they must go to the "price control bill" It fooled sell Carl Kuehn and Max Geldman 'at' outline put in its appearance the ways of spouting politicians shouting it to the skies and in me the capitalistS and labor no one least of all the political foundation and somehow convince the army of of minded the ways people my ignorance getting simple bosses are allowed to make the Under a provision of the Smith act Americans are so accustomed to of men now handling publicity that their which pressure groups not to in the chorus sponsored only join any person or group of persons advocat- change in methods and to innovations it (the cotton bloc and the inflaconception of the job is all wrong They but learn the words and music ' have been proceeding on the theory—and in progress that they soon forget the old tionists) They readily confessed too so verses trig overthrow of the government is guilty all Or of the it By It would not accomplish its only quite naturally because of the high govern-M- rs to me seems in becoming accustomed to the new It of a criminal offense The proscription IL Ram Park mental examples—that they must magnify purpose and stop inflation Simple Simon Includes such seditious acts as promot-has not been so very many years ago favorable to the administration ') everything a hodge-podg- e Such legal vehicles followed and minimize that horse-draw- n I made sure that this time would never have passed the takes a drink then ing insurrections advocating unconstitu- ignore or denounce everything Aman 'Deluded' and Denuded' unfavorable That is the basic idea upon the night latch was on went house however if two peculiar tional termination of executive terms in- the drink takes a drink and through the traffic by "white-wings- " which they operate It is the only idea they back to bed and tried to go to Editor Tribune: More than a the next drink takez the man— background circumstances had citing insubordination in the nation's jogged along the street t without attract-arme- d bed I wife's From have It does not of course make for not US One arisen Great Britain told was my the year ago sleep Japanese proverb political forces creating a feeling of oppo-lug the least attention d Today a quad gigwould do the job of defeat- heard a accuracy: it makes for inaccuracy It does of Leon Henderson they personality The Man Who Came for Lodging aition to military service in a national not inform the people it misinforms them-th- e Hitler if we would furnish ruped of any breed or build drawing a gle ing price control man for Mr Roosede3 a m Tuesday I was About so I we "What's were tools is when That Perhaps the president did not really mean cart merrivelt or who would funny?" to excite head the expects emergency wagon buggy deluded We have pledged our manded new setup In one way or another rudely awakened from a sound accuracy when he used that word because znezt wonderment or comment among During the trial in Minneapolis it de- a loud voice in our livsaid man" he himself rather tends to ignore the by to sleep The be real arsenal good the of my a "Why country fight against sergood veloped that "subrqission to selective spectators lining the curbs to watch its " was room Ham it favorable facts and stress only those that Thinking she leasebill ing "I We was the on made him and passed vice was urged to give subversive tie- Jr I said "Hey- pipe down out "Oh go to sleep" I interpassing lend bill so we could lease or please him But if he did not mean it then largely in the cloakrooms there!" he made a mistake in naming Mr MacLeish lend to the nations fighting Hit- ments a chance to undermine the morale Street cars gave way to passenger why wondering rudely rupted as Pink on words Su$pected voice The rumbled so wives For Mr MacLeish is not only Instinctively was It that ler and many buses propelled by hidden horsepower fed anything everything they of enlisted troops drilling for defense" run together and articulation a truthful man but he is much too intelligent drunks were funny exNo one has proved exactly want We are shipping abroad thought on gasoline and the public accepted the In all probability these defendants thick Finally I caught a phrase to think that untruthfulness ever pays He when their husband got a how radical Mr Henderson is now munitions of war and mil- cept are foreign agitators or dupes of alien will assume that the president did mean it that indicated the speaker was change with such complete resignation snootful lions of dollars' worth of food at present but a large majority the world "whereinell the —and while he may have slight success in in congress is suspicious about asking agents who may have taken license from ' and satisfaction that any reversion to an supplies ' covers were" Out in the kitchSomething I Lack injecting accuracy into administration pub-That is how we are being de- earlier type of locomotion is contemplathafe-four United States senator's from two giving him control of the nanot to bark en moves seize he certainly will try I the When —licity some of Thrifty taught if nuded the business tion's spirit in circulaway By heated Long ed with surprise or amusement representatives and from in beard muttered her while it is not nominated in Moreover is food pen tion my have the been that the whispers that being shipped Ovid the Latin poet and magistrate COTYITtli&SIM other disseminators-o- f distrust and dis- "Who is it?" asked my wife Assume a studious expression it is to be hoped that Mr he was at east once a fellow abroad were lent or leased to the in a startled whisper will Macteish find and then remarked two thousand years ago that it worth while at least tension who tour the country disguised S are A who U of the traveler Old also are the stories people to survey the vest publicity monstrosity I replied that I didn't know In need of it perhaps the physi- Try to work up the necessary that his division is filled with as isolationists but carrying on the work "nothing in the world remains unchanged but I certainly was going to find which bat grown up within the government V' cal condition of our draftees inspiration felassistants whose all things are in flux and even their of pseudopatriotic clubs and comraittees out on a dressing gown in the past eight years ra is Which B S say Putting mostly would be skeptics with left ideals is lowship improved wing now doing everything Hitler's head men shadows move" This tendency to I went out into the living room more evident Whatever degree perspiration Copyright 1941 by the Baltimore Sun -1 and 'switched on the light On stant' change is one thing that has not ' of truth lies in these congreshope to accomplish if they were the couch sat a strange and I By and by when I have a sional murmurings Mr Roosechanged L Brisbne's Ambition permitted to operate in the United States clothed hunch young very scantily velt's price control effort was of America 19 Arto man of the the At crocked is age When the youthful eyebrows moving lost in the house primarily bespirit Senator Wheeler 'has loaned his con- He looked up at me blearily and thur Brisbane was commissioned someone says lunch cause he did not offer someone mischief-makerof s absurd then the with Charles Dana of the New Bolting Food visions as I do tempting dignity by trywith an economic reputation like Try gressional frank to the very drunk weaved to his York Sun to go to London and arise Baruch to lead it tug to demoralize young soldiers and ter-Mang food is verybad for the digestion and said feet write a letter each week on Engand the leaves thickly: The This situatDon B Inspiration Driscoll Charles BY and Worth Senator rorize their parents inspired the may lead to all sorts of serious stomach "And whoosh in' good manah lish subjects dies second disorders circumstance: spirit in order to Clark has advocated measures calculated Pleased with the weekly conNEW YORIC—Spanglis Worn by circus might I ash are you?" Therefore food should never be bolted get any bill through on the sub' me for a motribution Dana wrote him into try it n That determine riders and spangles on the evening dresses Next allies Rep- I stumped to alienate all day the administration except when you have stayed In bed too long had to ject ment Of London' how found he same are ladies putal the all the People always quiring and fooled about while dressing and have resentative Ham Fish has indorsed the accept foolish or divergent oppoI But again and how he was getting along the inspirations now Will ting me ion the defensive Practically all of them are made in a big sition amendments openly sayallowed yourself only three minutes for acts of his indicted secretary Birdman went into Ham Jr's room loft building in midtown Manhattan They "Fine" replied the young journot begin breakfast ing the senate would correct look like little bits of gold or at least cop-an- d shook him and said coldly: Lindbergh has declared war on the Jews nalist: "but it's time I returned urges and something Something these later Except when you have been waiting for "You'd better go out there and to New York to be editor of the holds me back per They are actually made of plastic an suggested a policy of ridding the goi:' telephone call all morning and important take care of the souse you Sun" There is no reason to expect The chances are it is something Formerly practically all the spangles rnment of duly elected officials who grow famished about noon and rush out for home with were are was: in answer "You used this made in Dana's —Anon much from the senate unless brought country you" I lack Belgium a sandwich hoping to get back before the oppose totalitarian designs were of gelatin and would melt in a "Who? What? Where? Huh?" too young and besides your colthose citizens who want to avoid They call arrive& travelis py his constituents Notes on the Cuff Department said Ham in sleepy bewilderrepudiated rain umn is so good we can't do withthe national destruction of inflaExcept when you have done quite a bit of exas ment out clambered hereof on he out went a When Belgium of business out you" and there Mrs Jeanette Garner phoned tion (Mr Roosevelt said it would mysterious ing at table and suddenly look up and talking be ruin the defense program) bring Upon this bit of news Brisbane see that everybody save you has finished Monday to state that it wasn't Irttee mericatlaubro rae Terging went Into action pense account lecturing under auspices "There" I 'mapped pointing a liquor commission truck that the action was more pressure than was evident appointed another talented eating and must make a choice between of a suspected association now threaten- to our nocturnal visitor who theater and the circus In a very few weeks in the house the tickets on the street SenInflationist young man to do his weekly asor seeing a tender piece of steak spilled bolting Hitler's !continue ta as was plans he swayed uncertainly supporting lug Ameritan tectmicians had produced a for two months ator Elmer Thomas for inThe canceled tickets were being to the kitchen signment off untouched go ' in the 1942 election It approves this stance la talking about an mumbling something about the At the end of that period he taken somewhere to be made spangle that wouldn't melt In a few more when you are going to the theater Except weeks manufacturing genius had produced wrote Dana: "What about comInto pulp when the accident ocghastly lack of privacy in mod amendment which would bring same Rush Holt whose vicious assaults or a concert and the range chooses not to ern homes runs 30 said back as editor?" He received the 40 she curred to but cent cotton day The comminder-in-chiebake and dinner is delayed and if you don't ing liquor of our army Repubf on the annildnirghotf "I never saw the guy before decolumn the the commission wasn't licans are still do a bit of bolting you won't have time for your "Really doing reply: split Although and navy causes Paul H Allred of the In my life" said Ham "Where we The man behind the spangle business Is so much also Mrs Garner has cost and of dessert to the Improved livering prices living g did he come froln?" Emil Friedlander a tall old folks' association of Utah to corn- ingutsithanked me for praising the couldn't think of taking you the average man are rising every Except when you are eating inflated — "How should I know tive gentleman who has been associated with mess was London" from which maybe the with foods ment as follows: there is to be no hurry such as omelets or cheese souffles The away speed day -he's Superma New York show business all his life He is n" I replied cleaned up Liquor commission - -- not-This was what Brisbane wantleaders say which unless you hurry are likely to become "The writer witnessed the sentenc- now middle-age- d crosslyed to hear: "Didn't I tell you I to the floor until after deflated and leathery before you can get employes were the cleaner-upper- s ing of a man in the court ot a neighbor- a sideline for Friedlander editor? Dur"My goodsh mansh" began a was naive enough to would make 1 I inside you Spanglee'are them And the senators good January " He hardly ever-hathe stew "I en eshplain time to visit the spangle Eng state to six months' imprisonment for the past two months I have think it might have been the when the supply of some popular Henderson's economic distrust ing Except "Don't you 'My good man' An Italian technician who knows Chamberlain to do my dish such as creamed muahroorns is greaUy streets department Imagine tendencies aa much as does the a criminal libel which carried not one- - factory assigned me!" I exclaimed angrily "You exceeded by the demand and if you want a his spangles attends to the business column and as you admit be-ithat! house Po- thousandth part of the clothes on and get out in government eery-ic-e Friedlander your second helping you must beat everybody else put good you must admit I am a tentialities for evil as were uttered in a of here or I'll call the police! Jules Dreyfous who has been Distributed by King Features and in running an amazing business in consuming the first good editor" world-fame- d auditorium in our city by In the army only about 60 days called Dazian's Where are your clothes?' Syndicate Inc Reproduction So Arthur Erisbane was called In fact though as a general rule food In This business which 'supplies everything hole or in part strictly is now acting corporal of his he hicItush D Holt against the president of should never be bolted the exceptions are "M'goodahmansh" back to the Sun—Christian SciHis so numerous and impelling that it is only outfit at Camp Roberts ence Monitor for nthe pnritrucitnio11 of any kind oaf show has coughed "I didn't c'm heresh prohibited the United States and commander-in- dad E F Dreyfous is prouder be inahulted My clothes are more on the rarest occasions when one ts free little for chief of all military units upon which In that room" (Pointing to the than Punch over his husky eon's –from the incentive to bolt And that is why than a century We assume that the famed hall door) advancement and thinks more the defense of his kind along with the With a cash aurplus on hand when you see a person pouring a white pownazi I opened the door and on the of those two chevrons on Jules' o efficiency extends even to the town of Canterburry (Conn) der into a glass of water and stirring it until deserving must depend" Now that he's telling bear stories tells the Q M corps and that no hall floor were his clothes arm than a field marshal does I calls off all taxes for a year it fizzes the chances are a hundred to one inci- view of these no skis are being shipped like any grid coach Croebbels might of his baton Well Jules' friends does Washing-tohim into them and then send that powder is nothing more nor leas that people military helped Why dents and utterances a loyal citizen is to Libya or sun helmets to ths as well read them the phony telegram told him to scram He went missionaries into these backhere are proud of him too and than bicarbonate of soda out into the night frozen steppes — ward areas 1 hope he comes back a general signed Churchill and ridiculing their team apt to wonder how much further the 18 Christopher tillorp Salt Lake City Utah Wednesday Morning December '3 1941 ---- 7 - - es -- on studied-tha-traneportati- C far-reachi- ng But-figur- rigarfor S ''' rk r c?4i lb --' if - k 1 rlingr4spowir - -- I 4N I - es 1) - c 1? 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