Show s 04 they say vy IUT some people use religion as the hunters use a blind not only getting much game but find ng a am v holesome protection in the plan that the railroads are nov no v taking the usual number of people out of tintic gintic for the bourth of july vaca tion I 1 i that thousands will be left how ever and eureka s celebration should be a great success that the savior d t make any more of the three fishes than the tintie fishermen do at the present time that happiness is mostly a habit and so is grouchiness that if you are wealthy enough ayou you can have any kind of a d sease you please and pay for advice not as efficient as ten cents worth of sulphur and molasses that the man who wants to sell lacks considerable of the in depend ance of the man who wants to buy that the itch for f or office is a viru lent skin disease that becomes ac tive about every other year that the business men who should be most interested in a fourth of july celebration are usually willing to let someone else do the work that the new strike in the tintic gintic standard property will be a great thing for the eastern end of the dis brict that the bluffer lives in fear that someone will knock out h a under pinning 4 that it is better for a newspaper man to take a chance on g giving I 1 ving praise that may not be deserved than not to give any that there is no place on earth for the meddler and it is doubtful if he is wanted anywhere else that eureka will soon have a new ordinance regulating the speed of automobiles and motorcycles that beauty is only skin deep dee p and in some so m e cases several coats coat s of paint would wi d have h ave to be removed be tore fore the skin could be reached that the man or woman who takes particular delight in laying bare bar the sorrows of others isn t much of a christian that the way to succeed is to do something better than it has ever been done before 4 that the stork is a punctual old bird and after it gets into the habit of visiting a certa n locality it is hard bard for it to switch that patience ceases to be a vir tue when you allow others to impose upon you 4 t that the street sales of the great moral weekly for last week amount A ed to nearly copies 5 S T that hat the paper is read by every i one in tintic gintic that the person who ie is the first to talk about his neighbors faults is usually the one who should be the last to discuss matters of that na ture that an invention is now being perfected which will make it ble for a man to carry on a telephone conversation without his voice being heard toy iby people who are in the same room that what is needed more badly ie is an invention venting telephone girls from repeating th they hear bear over the wire 4 that a woman improves with age if properly cared for that the questions wh nh ch eh a wife aire asks her hubby when he comes home at 3 a in with his breath as strang as the odor from a brewery are not hypothetical ones that the idea of putting your wife on an allowance sounds too cold blooded and besides there is a cheap er way t 4 that in n mexico they can always feel certain that the new president mall be just aa goad ai the old one he probably couldn coulden t be any worse that the pro posit on of organizing a co operative mining company for north orth tintic gintic is not receiving the pro per endorsement from the local bus mess iness men |