Show Sunday Morning be riT7tnmineMu1!"111Ir:: ievrivrr71 liqvir' An Paul got up He sat on the edge of the bed staring at his slippers He looked over Into the vanitie mirror and taw himself He saw the wrinkled blue pajamas the pale and tired faCe the lines of desperate worry under the eyes Alma came in She took a long and slightly contemptuous She said- - that look at him coffee was ready Then she walked out Paul wriggled his feet into the slippers and took a bath robe from the clothes tree Ile walked into the kitchen and Sat 4 '744 4 4 - - 7 1 had my fourth drink since we've been married The boss wife finally had her baby" In bits and pieces almost agonizingly Paul told his wife the complete story The boss boss pushed the poor fellow into a taxi and rushed him to City Hospital And I just stood there trembling like a leaf" Alma was very sympathetic "You mustn't blame yourself for all this" she said "I thought hid insisted that they celebrate you had done something that This baby was his first was your fault But you purely So he and Paul went to an haven't darling Why what's exclusive club to you could happen The boss had a great many happened to anyone" drinks Paul had two He hadn't Paul was very bitter lie wanted either of them but the boss had propoged a toast to the stood up "Yeah" he muttered "I know" Infant and everyone at the bar was practically compelled to Ile went into the foyer anti drink it Then a judge walked made a phone call In a few In and there Was another more moments he came out into the Paul had t9 living room again down opposite Alma profound toast "Feel like talking?" she asked have a sip of that one too 'I just checked the hospital" Mr voice suggested that she lie stuck with the boss but he announced "The man I hit didn't care much whether he after that he drank ginger ale Is in bad shape Compound frac And when he hoticed that the ture 'of the right leg possible talked or not s:ii - 9 7 V - InShe glanced at him "How Isn't that much?" she asked juries pretty?" Alma sank into a chair Palal "A hundred and fifty" he rehurried inside and dressed turned When he came out Alma begged t "Oh Paul!" It Was really a to know what he was going to of cry anguish "That was a do Paul didn't reply His faer: brand new car We slaved and was grim and suddenly very 010 I made that and scrimped He left without a word mangy old coat do for another just to get that ear ON An hour later Paul was home year Paul!" again Her husband shrugged "What have you done?" Alma "I've been taught a doggedly wanted to know lesson Alma" he said "Sold the ear" he answered great "I've punished myself for takshortly "And please don't make ing a drink a car a fuss Alma It's sold—and and it's a before driving I'll never punishment there's nothing that can be done our We've ear given up forget about it now I signed the bill of but I'm still better off than sale and handed over the car to that poor devil I hit" the first used car lot numer "But it wasn't your fault!" could find" Alma was on the verge of tears I I I - "You only had two drinks—and that car was everything to us Now we can't even take a Sun day drive into the country 7:41011E ' ' i‘“w4S64&4i66iiiit4i April 20 1911 skull fracture and internal I dOb—A0 kimeaf 1Amod -- A IIIELLIENGER SIHIORT STORY ErrAru!!: 0 L' 5alt guilt Zributte "-- - Now—" 0 The two hams met on Broadway last week for the first time in a year They exchanged greetings and the first I one immediately launched into a sucess story "Yes Jasper" he asserted "I've been doing exceed jog ly well They pleaded with me to sign a six months' contract in Holly wood And I finally agreed It wasn t 1 bad but when the time was up I de cided to free lance More freedom that way you know" i I Ile coughed slightly I- did vet7 well too" he con ' firmed dramatically "They were all after me to sign a lengthy contract But I knew in my mind that nothing could ever take the place of the legit' mate theatre—So I said goodbye to Hollywood and here I am now—back )—1' on Broadway' where they will have à new ' production ready for me very MASK RELL6G111 shortly" ' The second ham stepped 'Wick "That's wonderful news he tried "I'm so happy for your success Thorndyke" But tellme—how did you return to town? By plane i suppose or by one of the huge streamlined trains?" "Oh no" smiled the great success "I clime by motor along the Lincoln highway- It gives one a chance to see so much more of one's 'country and I thought I awed ' ' America that much" The second ham nodded In complete Understanding Ile grabbed the first man's hand and began to pump it warmlv "Very glad for your success" he 'yodeled "I—" The- first ham yanked his hand away "Dammit man be careful" he screamed "My thumb is sore as the devil I" e 71'')-7--- He looked at her appealingly man was practically rolling Paul asked the boss if he could "No" he said take him home The big man They sat in silence sipping agreed Paul picked Up his 'rand new He plugged in the toaster and Made two slices He buttered one car at a downtown garage and boss into it piece slowly and thoroughly then poured the boss to notice looked at it a moment and then Paul wanted the car because he and Alma got up suddenly and went inside the Alma followed- him into the had sacrificed a lot for it But the boss was too stewed to notice living-roo"Tell me about it" she saki much of anything 'They got to the corner of Paul shrugged "I hit a man" Iler eyes popped "With the Bearman Street goingoutrather from ear?" lie nodded "But when?" slowly A man lurched she cried "pow did it happen?" between parked cars Paul saw but it was too late to stop Ile apparently didn't hear her him car The bumped And the Man questions flew the air and Sprawled into "Alma" he raid "am I what you would call a teetotaler?" out rolling along the Street Almost immediately the boss She looked at him puzzled "In a way yes" she replied had sobered up lie and Paul "Alcohol in any form generally picked up the victim "I was top shaken to do much gets you pretty Sick" "Last' night" he stated "I of anything" Paul said "The 1 - ' I i - - ' 1 r -- (--- --- :- -- - - w' -- -- Thc bell rang Alma answered It—and Paul's boss hustled in "Does she know he asked abruptly Paul nodded The boss turned to 'Mina The grin he wore was a thing of beauty "Did you ever hear of anyone as lucky as your husband?" he asked "Honestly now — did t) vc - t-- O'C ''1 eZti3O6' --i () 11 doet— 00-- 1 a 1 1 1 1 41rit 00011C7:— 1 iiii 0 a "You bet he is" he cried "tie hit a man with an automobile and out of all the guys he might have hit he whacks a drunkThe stewbum glides through the air and when I get him to the hospital they find out he isn't even scratched Which of course clears Paul fine" The boss beamed "When I think of what hap pened later" he went on "I must smile to myself This morning in the hospital they give the stew his hat and coat and they tell him to beat it He starts out falls down a flight of stairs—and now he's back in with a compound fracture of the right leg a possible skull fracture and internal injuries!" P:‘f 1 "i just checked the hospital" he announced - you?" "Lucky?" echoed Alma "Did you say he was lucky?" The boss looked surprised 111 : " ( :! Z17:::' - Woo - (p O REQUEST ' The absent-rnindi- d bum was crossing the street when a speeding apto ran into him Ten minutes later an ambulance arrived on the scene and a young interne ex mined- the injured man The Interne shook his head gravely "Your head is cut open" he stated "I'm afraid I'll have to take six or seven stitches" The burn nodded weakly "Okay" he said "And while You're at it would you mind sewing a button on my vest ?"6 O DAFFY TALE I ' - Our weekly nut story hat to do with the Screwball who marched Into the barber shop and parked himself in the first empty chair "Haircut" he ordered "Just a light trim" "Yes sir" said the barber "But would you mind taking off your hat?" The screwball turned around' "Whyl" he countered "What do you expect to Idi - 4 - 1) I - tee?"a a ArrErtatAnt ' - It happened in court The piCkpocket was called to the witness stand in his own defense The clerk faced the pickpocket "Raise your right hand" instructed the clerk "and place your left hand on this bible" DRUNK YARN A state trooper passing a lake heard a man calling for help He hurried over and discovered a stew's head just disappearing under water The trooper immediately' leaped into the lake and rescued the drunk Back on dry land the trooper 130ran to ask a few questions "How Aid this happen?" he asked "I wash sitting on the bank of the lake" muttered the stew "I wash fishing" "Yes yes" cried the trooper "Go on" I I Aso I c54 1"1""" Aq01'0"01""1 - 1 ? -- or :":0-1-)- i4:' : v amils Amia166141 Random Notes About Pictures You're See ing: The justly famous "Lubitsch touch" was never more apparent than it is in "THAT UNCERTAIN FEELING" featuring Merle Oberon Melvyn Douglas and Burgess Meredith Again surveying the marriage scene through a winking eye Lubitsch once more proves that he is the screen's foremost technician in the art of high comedy The plot is extremely light and without the beautiful job of direction there wouldn't be much hope for it But you see Lubitsch in everything the characters do and in everything they say—and as a result the film turns out to be a thoroughly delightful comedy Merle Oberon and Melvyn Douglas contribute two sparkling performances and all in all "THAT UNCERTAIN FEELING" can be recommended to you without hesItation The saga of Lord Nelson is brought to us in the Alexander Korda spectacle "THAT HAMILTON WOMAN" with Vivien Leigh play ing Lady Hamilton and Laurence Olivier doing a fine job as Nelson This is a trenvedous picture costumed and directed and produced In an extremely lavish manner There are elements of good old English propaganda to be found here and there are moments when you wish there was more action and less talk But these things are minor when as a whole "THAT HAMILTON WOMAN" is expert plc for all types of audiences ata-- 11 The pickpocket did as requested "Do you swear to tell the truth" droned the clerk "the whole truth and nothing but the truth ?" "I do" returned the pickpocket The clerk hesitated Ills eyes narrowed "That's fine" he said slowly "But come clean now buddy—where did you just hide that bible?" 0 1 V I "ROUGHING rr" as in American Clastie But previous tales have failed to convinces "CITY OF ILLUSION" glows with lifdi and actidn that was young when the Comstock Lodi was the busiest Spot in the Wig Another kind of boom serves as the beck ground and also is the central thread of action for "MILL STREAM" by Hortense Lion Here is a novel that undertakes to portray the birth of the textile industry in Nelk- Enotiand an Industry that matched its machines against mother England in a battle for tilt& con The prob tinuing long after the revolution lems that favd these pioneer Manufacturers make reading Mimi Lion also gives excellent accounts of the shipping business and the turn distilleries that poured out alcóholle aids to West Indian trade - Odds and Ends in the Entertainment World There have been persistent reports lately that Helen Hayes may finally accept another picture assignment this Fall We hope the notion comes to pass because Miss Hayes belongs on the screen for at least a picture a yeat and there is no reason why the movie fans should be denied the pleasure of her great artistry The motion picture business has been undergoing a gradual change in recent year and those who head the game today have a far better understanding of the stage artist than did the fabulous movie potentates of some Miss Hayes years back In the proper set-uIn the Book World Vatdis Fisher tvis re would enjoy making a picture right now--an- d 'need another bit of the old West in his so would Katharine Cornell and the Lunt and Other Ethel Barrymore latest novel "CITY OF ILLUSION" The picture industry needs writers fascinated by the nowstilled roar of these great stars And since the conditions to have which the stars once objected no longer exist Virginia City in its mining hey-dapreceded Fisher in studying the mountain both sides are foolish not to get together in deals that would bring enormous pleasure to metropolis which became a shrine With the exception perhaps of Mark the movieoing millionsTimes sure change 'Main whose nlemories of the boom town in Yesterday the town gossip lived in a tram ture-makin- g p ' " - ze:r7 i rr !?1 7 - e 1lMnMIMMENIy'n'n"""'"MlaMmmm 4r - "Well I must have fell ashleep" continued thi a fish tugging on m) drunk "'Caush I awoke to feel line" The trooper eyed the stew "1 see" he said "And didn't you try' to pull th( fish in?" The drunk shrugged y hoilise talkoci behtiid eierioneTblick license plates! Here and There in the World of Sports Two big dollegi event coming up this week The Penn Relays at Philadelphia next terida!' and Saturday—and the Drake Relays at be Moines next Saturday In the Philadelphit etas1 the mite relay will be the Main dirge lion PRINCETON will win but it will be at cinch In the two-mil-e relay between SrT011 HALL and IrDitDHAIK It looka like Font) HAM to me Out at Des Moines In the Drak Rel3 GEORGE FRANCK should enable Mit nesota to beat MICHIGAN in the mile relay while INDIANA should take the Sprint Medic Championships without too much trouble — If he is a starter in the Clark Handicap at th Churchill Downs opening next Saturday kee: your glasses on VISCOUNTY He'll be Clos in this oneAlso on tap next Saturday is thi two-milcrew race between YALE and SYRA CUSE at Derby Conn Unless YALE show more than it has so far in Spring training SYRACUSE will win easilyNext month just week before Decoration Day BILLY SOOSI will meet KEN OVERLIN in Madison Squat Garden for the middleweight championship At the moment the wise boys are betttng ever money on this fight—which is a mighty tetnpt ing proposition for this fight fan who think! SOOSE is an absolute 'cinch in this encountel OVERLIN'S a nice guy with plenty of heart but no matter how you look at him he doesn't figure to beat SOOSE The day after these two boys clash and you read the result on the asp sporting page of this newspaper—well 'nil M I didn't tell you MARK e "It wash too late" he hiccoughed got all set the fish pulled NE inl" I copyrilibt 11 Oil Mau Uethis by Kula lwaturva wiluaius I uu To day as fob ilopepoints Out the seine worrat lives in a trailer and talks behind everyone': 1 - A |