Show Widneiclax Morning Zbt tInit grike ribunt 5ialt gatit Vibunc- -1 be F-TI- Established April 15 1871 Issued every morning by Salt Lake Tribune Publishing Company 1" Associated Press is excluelvely entitled to the The Tribune le a member of the Associated Press The use for reproduction of all news dispstches credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper and also news local herein the published 8 salt Lake City Utah Wednesday Morning April 17 1940 II 1 : I 6 1 ' ::: kV' i ! ' I - is i TH" Passing of a Leading Citizen Salt Lake City's most enterprisIng native sons William Francis Armstrong has been stricken suddenly by that mysterious ailment of the heart which Is gradually attaining a lead among the dreaded messengers of death A son of Francis Armstrong one of the sterling citizens of territorial times and a former mayor of Utah's capital city the deceased was known throughout the west as a rancher a banker a merchant and a builder With his father he helped Inaugurate the first electric street cars One of In Utah he was one of the organizers of a leading furniture company of which he remained president during his lifetime he had been made president of a local banking corporation at the age of 29—the youngest financial executive of his time Besides serving his church on a mission in Australia and In other capacities he was a civic leader In various lines having been a charter member of the local chamber of commerce a member of several social and industrial organizations and a willing worker In community 'construction and promotion of public welfare The Salt Lake Tribune extends sympathy to the family and friends of the de ceased whose name and record will be treasured for many years by those who knew him tallatite In the words of a contemporary "the tnterstate tariff evil has developed gradually and has bred mutual distrust between the states this will continue until some drastic action is taken if the states will back new legislation and also enter Into fair and friendly agreements to bring back unrestricted commerce the welfare and prosperity of the nation will be advanced" Under regulations set forth In the federal constitution it should be possible to New York Highlights By adjust these controversies among the ferent states of the union "No tax or duty shall be laid on articles exported from any state no preference shall be given by any regulation of commerce or revenue to the ports of one state over those of another nor shall vessels (vehicles) from one state be obliged to enter clear or pay duties to another" Section 10 of the same article provides that "no state shall without the consent dif- - ' One ambitious plan would move the sidewalks back into the buildings making a continuous arcade This would involve a stupendous building operation But New York has become accustomed to heroic undertakings Over on the west side a railroad was elevated above the street level and run right through several large buildings Farther up the line the same railroad was covered over A park with many trees and acres of lawn now grows above the wide expanse of railway tracks and yards conflictpect nations to harmonize their statneither are there since interests ing them enforce to courts nor utes to invoke When sovereign nations become involved In such disputes and retaliation is repeated until it reaches a stage of combustion there is only one tribunal to which they resort for settlement of the issue—that of war Few Buildings avenue If the sidewalks go back into an arcade the trees will have to be planted in parking In the middle of the avenue Otherwise the trees will be Inside the curb outside the sidewalk as are those along the Fifth avenue side of Rockefeller Center One plan calls for a vista of oriental plane trees 25 feet high when planted on both Alsides of the avenue three to a block ready one has been set up alongside the St Moritz hotel near Central park The Rockefeller trees when finally planted on Fifth avenue cost from MOO to To plant the same size trees $1200 each along Sixth avenue would cost much more because of the subway and many service pipes and cables In the newly discovered avenue Ilence the merchants' plan for using smaller trees Copenhagen and Oslo two quiet and Cultured capitals of two pacific and prosperous nations were always considered the simplest safest posts in the dip1omat-Ic service In the appointment of two distinguished American WOMen to foreign missions particular pains were taken to establish Mrs Ruth Bryan Owen in the Danish legation at Copenhagen and Mrs J Borden Harriman in the Norwegian legation at Oslo These two kingdoms wile abodes of men and women who attended strictly to their own affairs Interfered in no one else's business maintained the friendliest Ith inhabitants of neighboring relations rountries and kept In close and constant touch with tens of thousands of relatives who had become loyal American citizens However "the best laid plans of mice and men" as well as those of envoys and statesmen "gang aft aglae" Neither of these capitals turned out to be safe for a Ruth Bryan Owen was lady diplomat the first ambassadress ever sent to a foreign power by the United States government She was confirmed April 12 1913 but three years after entering upon the discharge of her duties she was captured by a Danish soldier Captain Boerge Rohde of the royal pi!lare guards to whom she was married July 11 1916 Mrs J Borden Harriman was appointtd minister to Oslo the capital of Norway Shp was not destined to meet the late of Mrs Rohde but her experience was probably more thrilling Serenely sleeping In her apartment after a routine day in tha legation she was awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning on the 9th of the present month by sir raid alarms that 1 Spring Making inquiries about spring sales of sulphur and molasses in Manhattan stores I find that this was the worst spring in history for the delicious concoction that our grandmothers thought essential to "thinning the blood" for summer They used to talk about changing the blood forthe seasons cc though it were it much motor oil I was reminded of the custom of spring medication by seeing sassafras tea on the NA ( k '17 r e:4 ''l 1 i ! r4-- t Medications regular luncheon menu at the Peninsular club when I was In Grand Rapids the other day That sassafras tea was one of the must beverages at our house when I 1AltS a boy We had to drink at least one cup of it every night about the time of the last thaw For some purpose which I do not recall we sometimes had to drink catnip tea too Its pungent odor used to seem quite romantic to me Catnip looked like dried weeds and sassafras like cry kind of bark So I decided to Invent a new tee mut pay off the mortgage Then I thought I can go Into the circus of just watching the street parade Idried torn milkweed crab grass sunflower leaves and sycamore bark in the sun0 on the roof of the corncrib ' Copp ight 1010 by fc Scenes of Current News i I 14' il ' By Paul Mallon '''' WASIIINGTON — Mussolinrs bravado threat to summon up a million more troops did not Inspire anyone here to believe II duce is going anywhere The British-Frenc- h fleet in the Mediterranean has not been weakened In any respect for the North sea campaign If Inner advices are to be trusted The Italians have urgently worked during the winter to better fortify the mountain passes from France but Italy's defenses are still generally considered deficient The passea are now opening up from the winter freeze These two factors may require Mussolini to keep his hat on for a while Hitler could materialy bolster the weak Italian defenses but Mussolini dare not call on hint Such an appeal would be a public confession of weakness and a violation of the fundamental dictatorial principles While it is Impossible to forecast with any degree of certainty the rashness of dictators all signs around Italy invite duce to keep quiet However the Hitler Invasion of Norway stands in all military minds here as the most foolhardy adventure of modern warfare? Whether he wins or loses lilt ler will never convince the martial technicians of the reasonableness of the attempt Only colossal contempt for the British fleet and British fighting spirit could have led him to gamble the whole future course of the war in such a dire enterprise The British are bound now to throw every resource into getting him out Unless they do their whole method of blockade will become a failure With submarine and air bases in Norway Jilt ler can keep off the British fleet to maintain an open avenue to the outside world The early fighting indicated the British will find the Skagerrak and Kattegat dangerous waters as soon as the German air bombing fleet is functioning efficiently If it works out this way Britain will then be forced to land expeditionary forces and clean the Germans out on land The cost of such a campaign in lives and equipment will run extremely high but the British have no apparent alternative Mr Rooseveit's public discovery of Greenland in the encyloits flora and pedia—including fauna—was an antenna set up to catch the current wave lengths of popular opinion here and abroad The reception he gets will determine the future force of his policy to protect American interests in the north Atlantic In some other Instances since the war began the president has deliberately encouraged public discussion to guide his course The method has now assumed the proportions of an established practice in the cautious development of administration war pol- Q The president well knew when he spoke in professed Ignorance as if he had Just located Greenland on the map that the Ameri- can diplomatic draftsmen have included Greenland cer- tainly and Iceland less certainly within the Monroe doctrine They have never attempted to stress the point Internationally but their claim Is founded not on flora and fauna but the geographical fact that the thirty-fift- h degree of longitude running past the eastern tip of the South American continent divides s or Greenland with more on our continental side and Just a small portion on the European side This leaves Iceland European and explains why Mr Roosevelt left it out of his argument Behind the television development dispute—into which the president has stepped firmly to draw a new policy line—la the fact that one large company is ready to proceed with sales and promotion while the rest of the industry is about six months betwo-third- hind The president's decision beck-lo- g up his federal communicameans t h e tions commission arnalleiscompanies will be given a chance to catch up before television is released generally to the public To do thia the president had to side against his close friend David Sarnott president of the Americahich ready to proceed now Sarnoff has been a regular monthly visitor at the White house for some years Ills concern has spent far more money than any other In the Industry to develop television But Its competitors wailed to F C C that distribution of the new device now would let the large company get a thi(i(1 Jump not only in sales hut In broadcasting The president in effect has backe dup F C C Conunissioner Fly's position that It C A should be held back In order that active eompetition may be promoted in the new Industry from the start DIstributed by King Features Eyndicatt Inc lqcNaught Syndicate Inc he k i'' t' ''C41 ''r kk kk kk kk kk I ( ( - It r osrr - (fl I A 't o'L t:( t ' (00 :: ' '41 1!::'': ':'j Y1?- - i : ' 7 tt '" ') ''4'''' c61 0 - 0 : rc in :c::: 7 0 t it ? 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'w'':'' 1 ! :::: :7 0 ' ::s4:: 5Ite s ''''' s -' Z "1: it ((0 1 1 00P— :re: '4::"'r 8:k7 V V 1 1 :' aV ' V'' ! 1 1 i "S40" "6" !' 7 0 4 Ir ' ) ' ) elm i '' l''''e" :si'-- 1 ) 7 ''' '''' it' :: -" es: : 1 s'- - yi Alot ci dile 1A1 'I 1141 q) S--- ot I —:( 11 qc 14's '0 'e 4a Id A I II reasonable perhaps dangerous to expect W P A to get along next year on the one billion dollars or slightly less suggested by the president in his January budget rites sage The president now realizes that one billion dollars is not enough if it is supposed to last through the entire next fiscal year Even some of the more stringent economizers among the Democrats in congress realize that it is not enough Others in the administration and elsewhere have said so all along The main questions which remain are: Who will take the responsibility for (1) demanding more money and (2) how much more should be appropriated The president pardonably is weary of being called a spendthrift by senators and congressmen who know that he is not who demand a balanced budget but vote for larger appropriations and run away at the mention of higher taxes As the senate has gone far above the president's budget for agriculture and the house has increased the budget figures for the C C C and national youth administration the president may properly feel that congress should take the primary responsibility for voting a larger sum for W P A He has been especially reluctant to make a formal recommendation for more W P A money because if it is 'voted it may become necessary to authorize an increase in the federal debt beyond the present statutory limit of $45000000000 11 1 ' 011r44 ce: j:71 rtt 4 By Ernest '' :1 ''''''' - e record-breakin- THE PUBLIC FORUM Calls Hitler's Treaties Worse Than Versailles with refugees from all countries being "Justly" treated Hitler dictated the terms of the next treaty when he decreed that conquered nations "shall not rise again" Will conquerors take patiently what they gladly dish out to others not under diabolic protection? Letters appearing in this column to not express the views of The Tribune They are the opintons contributor with which fhe Inbune may or may not agree The following rules govern contnbutionat 1 Letters limited to 250 words and preference given to short corn munications Write legibly and clearly on 9 one side of the paper only 3 Religious and racial discus stone of a derogatory or sectartan nature are barred Partisan or per sonal political comment cannot be printed 4 Personal aspersions probite Red Dot 5 Poetical eon ribut iOne wanted 9 Letter Mil be barred for obvious misstatements of fact or for statement which are not in so cord wIth fair play and good taste T The Forum Is not an &civet tieing medlum and cannot be used for advertising purposes S Writers moat Burn true names and addresses In ink Letters will be carried over assumed name If writer so requeets in all cases however tnte name and address must be attached to communication 9 The Forum cannot consider more than one letter from the same writei at One time 10 The Tribune cannot accept letters for publication which bear libelous or actionable remarks entail log joint legal responsibility - Senator From C Sandpit—BY Ham It is and folks who signal for a left turn and then don't make it "It's not the gray in your head that says you're old Nor the crowsfeet about your eyes so I'm told nut you're over the hill my boy —you're over the hill When your mind makes a promise your body clan't fulfill" Right now I've dedicatrA my remaining days to enjoying the pleasures of repression—of not doing the things I used ti want to do It's fun of a sort Things that used to make my blood boll now leave me calm and unruffled Like not returning my lead or trumping my ace I am an apostle of inaction Any form of physical exertion is a pain in the neck to me A friend one of' those outdoor enthusinsts just phoned and said: "Senator I gore envy you your vacation In Jackson Hole I'd like to be with you as you hike up the mount ninsie or wnde In the icy waters of a rushing stream after the elusive trout!' It went on In that vein Pnumerating the joys of a "back to nature" interlude until I was so exhausted that I had to Ile down and take a short nap I want to ay right here and now that the wild life of Wyoming have nothing to fear from me I am going to contemplate the mnrvels of nature from a comfortnble chair on the porch and woe be unto anyone ysho tries to jar me loose from IL Whose vacation Is it anyway? Park self-deni- al y "I really don't know what the president's ideas may be about a third term" Mrs Roosevelt recently told reporters a t Nashville Tenn "I'm like any other Nisite—I know only what my husband want me to know" And They report that the future looks bright for duck hunters but dark for ducks in Lon Angeles a few days ago Mn s Roosevelt said with refer ernee to the third-terquestion: "My own personal opinlon—tvld not its the wife of the president—is that exeept in extraordinary circumstances we should stick to bur tradition" As to an American wile know lug only what her husband wants her to know it is to laugh And with reference to extraordinary circumstances particularly those of emergency proportions for many long nionths new dealers have been manufacturing them on a mass production bask Squire Perktos says: "Th' ma' you bate yo' enemies th hotter you think hell is" The police are seeking I understand some Wang of proving that a man Is Intoxicated when he Is brought In for drunken driving I don't know whether one can convey the Idea to another but Its pretty safe to say that a man Is drunk hen he feels sophisticated and ran't pronounce It prrn more prilcotely Put: "Ills raft venture Into tho antique Things Which Might limy hutoness was In Solt 1okt City There he met his wife" —Cali fornia paper titah Is 1 I Distributed by Esquire Features Inc Reproduction strictly prohibited I I 6 k Christopher &Hopp Says: B1 Olin Miller Fred Foster 'drove In from Taker Ore over GOO miles In one day In order to confer with A boy ho SWIMS rnay say he swum hot milk is shimmed and twidom shorn and nails you trim Register and Tribune Syndicate The State of The Nation isn't it?" Variable Verbs' they are not from 'When words you speak 01 ) words ars spoken but a twits Old-tim- Even as you and Man of the house troaring with rage) : "Who told you to put that paper on the wall?" Paperhanger: "Your wife" Man of the house: "It's pretty A trut friend Is ono who knows you are no good and la Olt to forget It Offsetting Factors Offsetting these increased expenditures are however: Higher Income tax revenues than Secretary Morgenthau estimated and some reductions in funds for national defense Savings have been made in the navy' bill by striking out sums whhh could not be spent anyway until year after next They are easily made for the army by striking out funds for a reserve of airplanes We have decided to le tour reserve planes be sold to the allies The extra productive capacity of our airplane factories thus developed Is a better reserve for our national defense than would be a flock of idle planes which rapidly would become obsolete The net effect of the revision of the budget cannot yet be accurately calculated e courtesy went out when the new-tim- e hurry came In Hurry is the father of dysThe bolting of food has pepsia become a national vice Hurry means the breakdown of the nerves It Is the royal road to nervous prostration' The road to distinction must be paved and with years of hard work A young man who had recently been graduated from Trinity college told the president that he had completed his education and "Inhad come to my good-bdeed" said the president "I have just begun my education" C V Hansen "Which one have you got?" asked the desk sergeant 'The one that was robbed" was the reply Dave Madsen on wild life able-bodie- on commerce on schools: on soon churches The boy ciety can't wait to become a youth nor the youth a man Youth rushes Into business with no great reserve of education or drill: of course poor work Is generally the result: a feverish work and so they break down in middle-lif- e and many die of old age in the forties them" of In all this makes a total of 2400000 needy employable unemployed A deduction of a few hundred thousand could be made in the rural areas and small towns for those who get private outdoor jobs in the spring and summer But the remaining load would be too heavy to be supported on direct relief by most state and local governments Confidence in an early war boom or any other kind of boom which would drastically reduce unemployment has evaporated A majority of the government economists think that we are starting upgrade again and that there will be some further improvement during the next several months But none foresees during the rest of this calendar year a boom which will take us up even to the unprecedented height of last November and December And even at that record height we had from nine to 11 million unemployed of whom more than 1000000 were d and in need of relief but unable to get jobs on W P A The president has already told farm leaders that he will not oppose the $212- 000000 for parity payments which he omitted from his budget but which the senate tacked on to the agricultural bill Of course an added $500000000 for V P A on top of the small increases over the budget for the C C C and N Y A and a few other items throws his original budget out of kilter high-pressu- re If we forget then we've forgotten but things we wet are never wotten and houses let cannot be lotten The goods one sells are always sold but feats dispelled are not dispold nor what you smell is never smold When young a top you oft xaw spun but did you s'ea grin e'er grun or a potato neatly skun? Notes on the Cuff Department A new police officer ssas anxious to make a record and his chance finally came When he wits on his beat he phoned the station and reported: "There'r a man that's been robbed by some other men and I've got one respectfully dedicated to foot hall coaches golfers who shoot in the hundreds politicians who point witl pride or view with alarm 2400000 Need Jobs Editor Tribune: What's the rush? Where's everybody going? What are they going to do when they get there? Perhaps when they get to their destination—providing they get there alive-- 90 per cent of them discover that they could have taken more time Hurry is the scourge of Amerika Hurry has ruined more Americans than has any other word in the vocabulary of life Hurry Lq both cause and result of our civilization Hurry generally pays the highest price for everything and usually the goods are not delivered In the race for wealth men often sacrifice time energy home health happiness and honor—everything that money cannot buy "Can't wait" is characteristic of the country and is written on everything so ken anonymous contributor sent the following poetic effusion in and it sort of strikes a responsive of the summer Shaw Rush4 Reader Asks tweaked and can't be twoken and ss hat you seek is seldom An E What's the peace prohibition constitutional liberty and our gratitude to France for a Lafayette they scarcely remembered Sharing the war actually weakened their country leaving illegitimate offspring that they had to nationalize in order to support along A man loves the meat In his youth that he cannot endure in his age—Shakespeare chord in my mood today by Our Readers Forum Rules Editor Tribune: Too late do we recognize the fairness of the Versailles treaty rightfully adjusted according to the victory we helped to win against force :substituted by one of their own traitors in a war of conquest to prove they didn't begin the other one There are resources within the League of Nations to remedy any possible Injustice that might enter and not one argument against our joining it has proved true In comparison with barbaric creeds now used with isolationist consent corresting blunders which do not even exist the first World war treaty looks like the entrance to heaven Scrapping this treaty Is no more creditable than breaking any other oath- or obligation Let's hope that our pronazi group who rejoiced over its apparent death giving to Hitler and open season on England France thus admitting cooperation in making it as "extinct as the dodo" may soon learn the value of integrity—and world-wid- e of the application Golden Rule Hysterical hypocritical ardor for a cause often proves to be the kiss of death: For world icy Includes Greenland - (p - 7----- ::- Gambles War's Course f 17'': "sow m77-77: Lindley Sees Peril In Drastic WPA Fund Cut I I k-- Manning —By - -- - A ifrt F Me At Him! Let Behind the always There are very few buildings of any eon- sequence on Sixth avenue save only in Rockefeller Center Economists believe it will be 10 years before Important new buildings will be constructed unless the Rocketellers decide to extend operations up and down the Unusual Experiences Of American Lady Diplomats I' Driscoll B dispute the congress" As the fundamental law of the republic has not prevented controversies between to exsovereign states it seems hopeless i Charles NEW YORK—Complete transformation of Sixth avenue is proceeding along lines being laid down by the association of merchants and property owners who are most interested About many important details there are violent differences of opinion But these are being ironed out as pavement gangs begin resurfacing the street Tree planting along the whole length of the avenue from Greenwich Village to Central park Is agreed upon as one project Where and how the trees are to stand and how big they are to be are matters still in of congress lay any impost or duties on be imports or exports except what may inabsolutely necessary for executing its and all such laws shall spection laws be subject to the revision and control of ‘ roaming the earth William Francis Armstrong— nations to Primarily "the barriers are erected Incidentally protect home producers" revethey may yield a certain amount of barthese Often nue to state treasuries ricades are established for retaliation against restrictions enforced by other comRestraint revenue and remonwealths t ' P have made our mounted Paul Reveres entirely unnecessary The lady minister notified the state department at Washington escaped over snowcovered roads with the royal family from one refuge to another dodging aerial bombs ad nazi scouting parties but fiAlnally reaching the Swedish border though 70 years of age Mrs Harriman is said to be strong and fearless even de termined tq maintain "contact with the Norwegian government as long as human ly possible" Both ladies have been fortunate so far it seems but the quietest spot in Europe may become dangerous without warning as long as the werewolf of nazi Problems of the States Resemble Problems of Nations Some serious students of the causes of war are Inclined to ignore excuses usually assigned by belligerent powers and to assert that the underlying reason governments get to hating each other and Jostling defenseless nations off the map Is merely an economic struggle for supremacy if not for survival Eminent financiers have repeatedly asserted that the problem of distribution will have to be solved before the goal of peace can be approached Four years ago It was predicted by Sir Samuel Hoare that the people of continental Europe "havIng sacrificed their liberties and renounced many of the standards of civilization In the hope of finding relief" were entering upon a stage of desperation which will result In war especially If a military rather than a business leadership appeals to them The chief difficulty confronting peace loving peoples as then foreseen v as to arrange "the distribution of needed raw materials among industrial countries which require them so that all fear of exclusion and monopoly may be removed once for all" As an illustration of the 111 will and actual hostility artificial barriers create between countries and communities one has but to study the troubles developing between states of this republic The same three motives are assigned for controversies within the nation or among the i April 17 1910 Tly I Measure Plensure Is that with which you accept art Invitation to a party that you do not very much want to attend It Is that which describes a motor car suitable for taking four members of the family a couple of dogs and whatnot Into a weva-ent- t traffic Jam on the highway It Is what you say you have experienced when a lady weighing 200 pounds thanks you for having danced with her It is what you ask that you may have by taking semehody to their home though It may be several miles out of your way It is what you tell the visiting speaker he has given you after he has talked about 40 minutes overtime It is what people are getting so much of at a movie that they will not leave for home so that you (lin take a vacated seat It Is Joining in riotous gayety until 1 a m or 2 a m knowing full well that you must be up and off to work at 7 o'clock In the morning It Is paying good money for a reserved seat behind the home plate to lee the tar nuked out of the home team It Is the first brisk game of tennis of the season followed next day by aches and pains In every bone and sinew of your body It le what you give a little darling on a birthday by asking friends In to toss Ice cream and cake around the dining room The giving and taking of pleasure In of course a fine thing But it would be still finer If you eould feel assured that you have the physical strength to survive It Chriztopher DIllopp 0 i N 1 4 -- am ' t i A iutsNnt - 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