Show r A ' hi' SUNDAY MORNING ' -- THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE vivlvl (jom GIGGLES and To 'You ' JANUARY 1 1939 M BPf IVU IIInllsB sa l33 Li U ?7 arid You You REQUEST GYPSY owned and operated a tea shop on a New York side street For thirty-fivcents the customer received a cup tea And when the tea had been drunks the gypsy would glide o vet and tead tfie customer’s fortune from the f tea leaves Came an- afternoon that the gypsy rushed into a doctor’s office with a new customer "Say doc" she requested "can I use your machine f" 0 y The mad t bo was A of e Two CAROL" -a- both art films to make you feel that while Holly Is master-fuYou are sincerely a d -- wood may make many mistakes ths ledger Is more than balanced vised I to Such pic lures as these bTHERrtKi “DAWN PATROL" it preachment thoroughfare “Well" droned the judge "how do you plead?”— :— The accused man was very firm “Your honor” he stated vigorously “I can assure you that I didn’t intend to steal this man's watch It just so happened that I was hurrying to keep an important appointment — and I took this man’s watch outifhi& pocket merely to see how milch time I had I meant to return it immediately” The judge looked extremely skeptical “If that was the case” he asked "why didn’t you just stop and ask the man the Here and There in the World of Sports-Fou- r games on Monday in various sections of the nation and the pigskin curtain then drops until nexf Winter Here are our selections for-th- e various Bowl Games: TENNESSEE over OKLAHOMA by ten points TENNESSEE seems at least that much stronger ST MARY'S over ST MARY’S TEXAS TECH by seven points has played in a tougher league CARNEGIE TECH over TEXAS CHRISTIAN although the the other way It wouldn’t price is surprise me if CARNEGIE won by thirteen points In the Rose Bowl game DUKE has a definite CALIchance of victory over SOUTHERN If SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA'S FORNIA playajs it did against NOTRE DAME big football time?” MODERN YOUTH The model husband arrived home one son evening and found his lighting up a cigar He raced into the --kitehenrwhere his wife was preparing dinner "Margie" he announced breathlessly"this is terrible 1 just caught our boy lighting a two-to-o- ld cried The bartend- er hurried ward him "Yes to- sir r he asked The playboy waved a hand "Set ’em up tor the house" b e instructed "Today’s my birthday and the drinks ate on me" Ten whiskies later the playboy begad to reminisce He dug into his wallet and produced a photogtaph It was a picture oi a smiling chubby-facekid with blond hair "Thas me" said the playboy extending the photo to the bartender "Thas me when I wash two yearsh bid" The bartendet studied the picture "Say" he remarked "you certainly were a beautiful child" down j The playboy’s head bobbed up and I was off "Yesh" he hiccoughed sadly ffie liquot then!" d d EXPLANATION A group of new convicts stood before the warden in a The hoosegow bastile surprison was an wall rounded by a The warden eyed the new prisoners “In thirjaih” he beRanr"we dtmot believe idle Each man is in having the permitted to put sue the trade he practiced on the outside" He turned to the first con vict “What work wet? you engaged in before you turned loTime?" Thenprtsoner’s eyes opened wide "Gee warden!" he cried “I'd sure need plenty of room to do me special kind ot work Cbme to think pf St the prison yard would be the best place The warden nodded “All right'” he agreed "that can beN arranged Now what is yoqt occupation?” The prisoner Mexed his muscles “I’m an athlete” he yodeled “And me specialty is pole vaultin M” r tnid-Weste- ten-fo- mepij-eniai- I " I4' “ UHdS IPefiMs Wifofo AWAAw G&QkB Wrfwfy ftmSif && HPf sSf - tender" he try at its high- d TBeaccused gentleman raised an eye brow “What?” he cried "Ancl waste some more ANNOUNCEMENT The dissipated playboy walked into the bat and grill His eyes were heavy from too many drinks His hands were shaky and his step was most uncertain He tolled up to the bartender "Hey bar- R(0 L" artis- Screen Odds and Ends in the Amusement World: Reports that Jim Farley will become associated with Hie Motion Picture Industry are not as as some people would have you believe One of the most important spots in the business awaits Mr Farley if he cares to accept it And 1 hope he does because such an association would be a grand thing for the industry Record I t liked best last week wai “Haw Affs Haw” aw Setves You Right” as played by Barry Wood and his orchestra Just heard of the world’s most considerate husband He hired a maid for the sole purpose of going through his pockets just so that — his wife could sleep later! - time?’’ cigar!" His wife was shocked too "I’ll put a stop to it right now ” she cried "That kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!" see PA-- est level it embodied in Metro’s picture “A CHRISTMAS CAROL” with Reginald Owen Gene Lockhart Lionel Braham and power- ful against war a gripping vital tremendously exciting film that audiences the nation over before the a watch of accused was He picking judge from a stranger’s pocket on a crowded prisoner was yanked L "DAVjTN by AUDI direct- ion -- ' ' and " nd X-t- Sf three-year-o- must appreciate and applaud Errol Flynn turns in one of his best performances Donald Crisp David Niyen stand out in 1 h e cast end Edmund Gould-ing’- s pict- the other Is "A CHRISTMAS jputsled "I don't understand he said "Why do you ws f0 USe mf t fine ures to recommend this week One Is "DAWN PATROL” machine ?" The gypsy pointed to the man at hefside "This customer came to my place to have his 'fortune tead" she explained " And be accidentally swallowed the tea leaves!' two-year-ol- Don't mis "LEONARDO DA$JNCI" by Antonina Vallentinl a biography ol'dpe of the gianta of tht human race It a a fascihating account of the artist scientist architect engineer who endlessly sought perfection and Was endlessly dissatisfied Issued by Yiking for $373 further shelf is a new volume fn the along the Rivers of America series— and the best todate "POWDER RIVER - LET ’ER BUCK? Struthers BurfTTTip-roari- n g aoiorful yaro ©i that Wyoming waterway so storied In Western history Issued by Farrar and Rinehart for $250lAlso recommended: "BACK WHERE I CAME FRQM" by A J Liebling 11 t- if X-ra- The BEST BETj! non-ficti- - KABB HELUKGEB I’ll S' d q foiECwToA Sir tA v U q fooAW crawfow SfoUBwy gf w7 Jr S' w B a q tj j £s& $2 DUKE is doomed But I don’t feel that the boys have two "such games in their systems— and I look for DUKE to' win by a score of 7 to 6 Better H not aay muni n s ei - VVVVywvvuiJUVTriArrtnAyiuriri-jJMUwsrw- n yirrvov-"fr- A HELLINGER SHORT STORY SHOULD havs bedn the happiest of men ' Ha was He had a wealth of and hs had a good' job and an assortment of sense And he had a very sweet girl who only the night before had touched her lips to his and said she’d be honored to be Mrs Eddie Blair Yes he should have been happy— but he wasn’t He was In the depths of despair He felt like a condemned man who had just been asked if he wanted a cloth over his eyes He was thinking of items like the Foreign Legion or of giving himself into the hands of scientists for experimental purposes ' In other words he wanted to die He loved Diana ) loved herwith every ounce of affection in heart and mind That wasn’t the trouble at all The trouble was that after she had promised to be his they had continued talking And then she had given him an Ultimatum Hs could still hear the irate words Chances are he tfould always hear them “You’ll havs to maks up your mind Eddie" she had laid "It’s either Evelyn or 1 — and you must make your I won’t share your affections and choice now that’s all there is to HE young health as she always did when he was drunk “It’s not” that I’m drunk Evelyn Honestly I’m not Oh 1 don’t iow how to begin or what to say— but I just can’t see yo- any more” ii a haze he could see the aggrieved look in her eyes “I never told you “It’s Diana" he went on brokenly jout her before but she’s my fiancee Ws’re— we’re going no be married Evelyn” some- The Choice - unusual female and treat the whole thing with a “so what?’ look But hs knew better — and he kept walking slower and lower and his heart kept sinking and sinking and he wondered if he shouldn’t go back and have just one more aherrv flip He had chosen Diana — and that meant that Evelyn must go Poor Evelyn Poor poor Evelyn The elfl of the big- - brown eyes and tne shiny black haTr The girl who was more loyal to him than any person had ever been The girl who never rebuked him who never asked him questions when he stayed out late-o-r came home staggering The qfne girl he knew had nevey Idssed another man Now as ha walked Eddie Blair began to weep If ' — “I didn’t want to make a choice between you" Eddie that because I swear it’s true And I knew all no girl-- on what’s the use 1" He sank down on the divan She stood before him silent staring wondering what terrible thing had happened to him He meant everything to b'er — the hole world — and she Idn't even dazedly under-that this was the end Ha toak posed himself d ilvelyn” he said quietly "is” Yes going to be married to her last night and' she accepted She kno vs all about you — about ue id- - we’d have mean — and she to part immediately Otherwise the wedding would be all off “Now tist&rf Evelyn X don’t want yoa to Nd matter how Diana think I’m ‘grateful thinks orleels I loye you Really I do You’ve been vcryfswell “ButAnuch as I love you 1 love Diana even re- - And a man ha? doesn’t he?" ' Sheiever said q word She just searched his face with her eyes and she lookj-- as though she was determined to hold back the tears that p'ould surely comq within a short time v “It’s simply oneHf those screwy breaks that we all get “I’m sorry this had to happen to in life” Eddie wentfjn you — far sorrier thaf) I can put into words— t’d“give anything to have it othet jvise But what am I going to do? “Don’t look at e as though you didn’t quite under Please don’t-yostand do that and if I what I’ll do “Give me a orej Evelyn Try to be charitable And don’t hate Diana to much for this She’s doing what she thinks is best and ly time will tell whether she is right or wrong ” S Eddie Blair signed tike a Pullman air brake “I wish to HeOen I could have you both Evelyn” he murmured “1 befged Diana ij try it that way but she’s She just won’t have a very funny aboyf such Mags bulldog 'around Ska housjt 1 r J tenants d that girl — no ever e yet along I knew it haa to come Eddie wasn’t was very close to being hell uch of a drinker but now ne stood at the bar hoisting one sherry flip after ths other and trying tpI make up his mind y The more he thought the mors confused he And ths more confused he became thk became more his brain spun in avortex of sherry flips Vaguely somewherenear he heard a man crying Into his beer because his wife had left him He heard the man say they had been married twenty years and now bis wife had skipped with ons of tht few remaining blacksmiths in ths country Seemed ehs“ -had a weakness— for itchens me on believe it blaeksmlths sobbed iYou’ve got to it” since she had head Longfellow Someone else felt badly because hia WPA bos wahted him to show up Pt nine in the morning and work until Anothei fIy guy was feeding the bartender a — elmroua-ra- ra about the rorty in his apartment house Only a f e w paid their rent the man Tie rest complained wouldn’t pay formonths at a time and then they wanted tjheir l painted blue — for nothing It was enjough t drive a man craxy-Eddistood at that bar for an Then he thinking and thinking started home to Evelyn His steps Were leaden even though he had made up Yea indeed He had made up his mind irrevochis mind ably He kept rolling the word on hia aherrv-flippetongue it sounded very ijmportant He hoped she wouldn’t take it too hard He hoped— rather forlornly— Ithat Evelyn might turn out to be a most only she would aay thing It might make jt easier But no Not a single word Hi walked up the steps a bit drunken! bad stopped at another bar and had hat more sherry flips He wet his lips and oped he wouldn’t sound drunk to her True she never said anything to him when he was ight but she generally kept her distance on hose occasions He fuiribled with the' key and he tried to afpear He didn’t see hlr at isual when he walked in ' He t expected she’d be in the bedroom dopingwaiting for him to come home - But instead ahefwas in the Kitchen having a midnight snack The tears coursed dowi Edtife held out his arms cheeks add he made no eiTort to hold them back now “EJvelyn’’ he cried “Evelyn dear!” Sh looked up She knew at once he was drunk she came M him and kissed ‘him “Evelyn hofiey" he moaned ’you shouldn’t more 1 don’t deserve it” He tried ttrcontrol him so That’s what 1 am slightly “I’m a heel fii-s- - : Kini-an- An-ab- heel’’ She said nothing She merely stepped away from ft qri ' N f ' |