Show w e v ow WV 5 TV fl firecrackers 4 11 71 0 0 va not ed the ladles ladies committee on the cele bration of the fourth was discussing the proposed pr program of exercises I 1 think suggested a dimpled blonde that it would be awful nice to have some man with a good voice read the declaration of independence at this juncture a woman oman with a square jaw and eyes observe ed ad it might tie be well but I 1 am opposed to having a married man read the document it does not do to allow them to encourage themselves too much THE GLORIOUS FOURTH 1 mr air prosy my aly boy do you know why you are celebrating this grand flay day kid cause uncle ed he give me a quarter to do it with their busy day who shouted the impassioned ora tor who among us has any cause to be happier than his neighbor on this glorious day of the nation s birtha A man with mith his head bandaged and both hands in a sling arose la in the rear of the hall and exclaimed the doctors trouble e ahead clancey chwat s 1 all il th th rubble in 1 th alley hogan rogan some 0 th b 3 s fed casey s goat a dozen av ay these cannon crackers an now ahey s t git him t ate a box of matches real patriotism A good citizen is always a patriot that s the best way in the world to show patriotism ONLY philanthropic 0 the boy poor little gal I 1 she s so sheered dat it would be positively un gentlemanly in me not to evv swat at her and take de firecrackers away from her I 1 first to assert men s rights thomas jefferson and his colleagues in the continental congress did not by any means invent liberty and equality but they were the first legislative as to declare that all men are em e titled to equal rights gone over tor the enemy the pup wow I 1 III bet I 1 never nev ney er will bark an me tall when independence day Is mentioned after this I 1 nearly all mrs maybore did your little broth er come home bome from the fourth ol 01 july picnic all righta little lizzie desm all except chiq hi hair and fingers PROOF OF THE DAY gulls al TORPEDO ile mr air torpedo well you certainly aust must have celebrated celebrate dt mr air cracker yes can cant t you see I 1 in completely busted |