Show 1'4 THE SALT LAHE TRIBUNE fiatt gake 1 Established April 15 1871 lasuad ovary morning by bait Lake Tribune Pub !liming Company i TERMS OFSUBSCRIPTION Or t N Ir':o year 1050 c Daily and Sunday on Daily and Sunday ons month 10e The above rates apply in Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming 1125 Elsewhere' In the United States: Daily and 8und14 one month The Tribune b a member of the Associated Press The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the Credited In this paper and WOO use for reproduction of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise N the local news published herein Utak Wednesday Morning July Salt Lake City Leave the Forest Service' In the Agriculture DeiDartment- Aged Veterans of Life To Be Treated With Respect When the president e sigrumif-th- congress providing among assurances pensions for the state legislature enacted a with all ledol requirements the obviotis motive was to dispense tvith all antiquated methods' of caring for theTindigent poor or ph'isically incapaci In other wordsit is proposed to transfer the forestry branch of cOnservation from service to politics: In no division of government' except M the post office department is there so much political preference shown as in the department of the interior Once the forestry service was administered by the secretary of the interior but the change was made "to escape political relationships" for which the department became notorious during the Harding administration It would seem that with its prohalems pertaining to tbe soil protection from insect' pests horicultural propagation and the marketfrig of products ' therefrom the proper place for forestry service is in the department of agriculture where ideptital attention and action are given by the Oral government To prevent the overla6ping employment and expenditures the forestry service should remain Where it is—under the secretary of agriculture In the face of some objections raised to the contemplated transfer a proposal is made to create a department of conservation This would complicate rather than simplify the administration of domestic affairs The Ostensible purpose of the plan is elimination of duplication in the transaction of public business Nothing IA the kind could possibly be accomplished by taking the forestry service v away from the agriculture department for either a new portfolio or an old one found unsuited to its needs less than 20 years ago reorganization d veterans who and those fought the battles of life without adequate reward or immunity from misfortune gray-haire- Caring for the old is not a bestowal of discharge of duty No state or natio ih paying to men who have bonuses and pensions responded to bugle calls of wa who have gone forth to do or die on fie ds Of glory who have weighed their chanc s of survival against the lure of adventu e of excite- rnet of opportunity of patr otic duty and alms—it is hesi- a tancy is shown by of personal pride The land is full of men a d women who have toiled and struggled 1nd sacrificed for others who have saved and denied themselves ordinary comforts of living who have fought the elements and plagues that threaten humanity who have seen thetr hopes blasted their plans wrecked their savings swept away in panics or disasters until they are reaching the shore of eternity without means' or expectations or opportunity or strength to renew the conflict It is not easy to segregate the undeserving from the unfortunate to distribute rewards according to deserts to follow any other course but that marked by signals of age and need It was not intended either by the national Or the Mate government to subject applicants for old age pensions I to inconvenience or abasement in applying for pensions allotted for theio sustenance Yet there have been complaints from deserving men and women whose years ' entitle them to consideration whose convenience sh'Ould be consulted whose feelings are sensitive to both slights- and cour- tesies these complaints indicate a disposition on the part of salaried youth employed by the state and nation in dispensing these Combined appropriations to treat old folks with inexcusable brusqueness and indifferIn a recent communication to the ence Forum Mr C N Lund relates a few inci- 1 Bats in New Mexico Doing the Work of Sea Gulls - dents that observation within happened his range of iy - make-sTh- I hear to come again of the the like next day" Noting this apparent indifference to the Welfare of men and women who have no motor cars and cannot afford taxis Mr Lund learned further that applicants for pensions under the new system are "humiliated as before by' innumerable questions some about their relatives some about their bishops and their wards some about what charity they have received andthen asked to sign over the rightJto investigate their records in banks churches loan associations and the post office in which inquisition men and women 80 85 or 90 years of age are so humiliated that they leave in tears" This is a matter that should be investigated without delay If a scheme is on foot to defeat the purpose of the law it should be exposed If reforms in the procedure are possible they should be put-in-to operation immediately Other relief beneficiaries can wait These old people cannot They are hurrying toward the end of the trail They are dropping out of the ranks every day Any attention 'shown them must not be -- 4‘ Submarine ' - ' e fields recently discovered thesculf of Mexico And extensively ex- ploited in the vicinit of Nev0Or1eans are not entirely new Californians have been pumping oil out of the Pacifieocean for over three decades One of the sights of western coastline travel a quarter of a cen- tury ago was a group of derricks rising from the breakers south of Santa Barbara ' As oil is found in deep natural basins on the shores ofseVeral seas thereqs no reason to doubt a continuation of such reservoirs under the beds on which the waters iurge and roll 'The chief difficulty as noted in press dispatches is to establish and main- tain definite boundaries tof claims and to anchor derricks long enough to fulfill their purpose In calm weather it might be fairly easy to' surround a plat of water with floats or fish nets and to keep a drill hammering on the same hole most of the time When hurricanes sweep across lhe gulf —and—foam ercated—billows—rise—like—strowt capped mountain ranges in commotion it!' will be rather difficult for one company to keepits derrick off the property of another or to keep a plunger from driving down " pipeon a rival claim The question of undersea ownershipot land water and oil may have to be adjudi'cated in the courts and even then the disw covert of liquid gold some 'distance from' ' the shore couldlead to international corn- plications Sometimes it seems that the more resources man uncovers the rnore trouble I he invites I an- cestral subterranean habitations into the open and watched them swoop on swarms of grasshoppers to manifest a keen enjoyment It has been estimated by keen and Vpeful observers that eleven tons of insRts are consumed every night by bats hitherto regarded with disgust They fly from the caverns at dusk to cover a radius of several hundred miles and gorge themselves on grasshoppers winging their way sluggishly back to their dark abodes before the break of day Until the bats discovered this source of food supply motorists reported that some days the flight of the pestiferous insects was so heavy that vision was obscured on the highways of northeastern New Mexico The only worry says an Associated Press report is that the bats may get so fat they will cease catching 'hoppers before the pests are exterminated Bats are of twolinds in a dietetic class- of Starnmering - By Frank A Garbutt Tteceptly I mentioned having an inferiority complex and got quite a laugh from a lot of Nevertheless it friends and acquaintances was true However painful I prefer it to the superiority complex with which so many pompous people are afflieted As a result of mine I used to stamtner unbearably and reading a rather complicated article upon the cure of stammering have conceived the idea that it might benefit other sufferers to relate some experiences As a boy in school it was frequently 'impossible for me to recite and on any public occasion the embarrassment was unbearable I paid a Tot of money to specialists who helped me not at all One especially whose final payment Was contingent u on a cm- Prete cure becami—erccifi over my refusal to pay and stammered worse than I did As our dispute progressed he became incoherent while to my delight as my anger increased all excitement left rue my stammering ceased and I tvIcl say the lonust word in the English dictionary frontward or backward When angry r had unconsciously inflated triy lungs Fill your lungs fullond talk slowly while exhaling Empty your andtry to talk' while lohaling As youlungs find' you can will gradually depart fortalk' nervousness 1 ' 3 ever w ' Copyright - of their He Cured Himself I i out : oil I birds - I e rats and fly like eat fruit ification: Themegachiroptera-tha- t and do more harmr than good they are found in the warm Sections of the eastern hemisphere The mocrochiroptera devour imects and may be found in both hemispheres Fortunately the' American bats are bug eaters delayed OilTrociticers at Sea Ad Wealth in Liquidation - grasihoppers continue to furnish a topic of conversation to farmers throughout the middle west and in many other agricultural Sea gulls celebrated pioneer ansections niversaries appropriately in western Utah this yekr by repeating their memorable performance of early days when they came from an unknown point of beginning guided by some incomprehensible instinct orinscrutable influence to feast upon insect pests devouring food and forage in these upland valleys Down in New Mexico they are training bats to perform a similar service The superintendent of the Carlsbad Caverns National park conceived the idea and drove millions of these winged mammals that look blood boil" he writes treatment accorded the aged and infirm at the relief station at Sugarhouse People have come to me some of them 00 years of age feeble and tottering and told how they have been forced to make long and inconvenient journeys to the station tired when they arrive they are forced to stand for hours some for the best part of a day Many of them waiting from 7 a m to II a m only to be told to wait until 1 or 2 p m and in some cases not being served at all that day but having "It 'when - By executive order the federal forest service may be transferred from the agriculture to the interior department This is made possible by certain provisions in sen-- r ate bill 2700 on the subject of executive social security act of other protective apt! and the Jaw complying tated 28 1937 1937 for The Tribune ' Ro6seveit's Aids Held 'False Priests' Kent Difficult es it is to believe the unprecedented defeat sustained by lqe Roosevelt in his extraordinary effort to ren&r the judicial branIcli of the gpver:nment subservient to his will ultimately may rebound to his benefit It may turn out better for him personally as undoubtedly it is better' for the natiOn that he lost instead of won It depends upon By Frank MORNINGIIILY WEDNESDAY The' Periodic Eruption - i ' I -- IT UPSKY I - '' 3- (IN kris 4 - For one thing clearly it would be a good thing for Mr Roosevelt it his defeat shook his belief in his omnipotence destroyed his idea that he is infalliby right Inculcated in him a little lumility ended once and for all the notion that this can be made (a goverrithent in which he checks and balances provided In the constitution are tossed aside pr ignored 'For another thing it would be good for the president and the country If he would divest himself of the Idea that to differ with him is unpatribtic involving a black heart and a benighted brain- - It would be a splendid thing too If he could now bringhimself to recognize that there Etre a good many decent and disinterested men in his own party who have nothing against him personally but believe the direction In which he has been taking the nation dangerous and the policies he has that per- But best of all for Mr Roosevelt—and for the country—would 'it be If the collapse of his legislative program of willich the key was his should so shake his confidence in the court-packing-b- e Intellecttlals and third-rat- e welfare workers by whom he is aurroudod andwhose advice he has been taking that he would drop the whole lot of them out the White House win- dew In other words get rid of the biain trust which is considerably worse from whatever angle it Ls viewed than the old one Some of them were young professors some young lawyers and some just social workers Since the first term they have changed somewhat in personnel but they are still there and the present Bet is considerably more radical and ineXperienced than the first The best evidence of this is the character of the bills which they have had the president sponsor this year and the strategy of the court fight which they evolved Most of them hold relatively unimportant official positions but receive substantial salaries and they really have been running the government of the United States through the president It 4e0they who baye gotten him into the present mess and who are directly to blame for the Incredible confusion and Incompetency waste with which the whole administration is saturated—and for the collectivist experiments that have been launched with presidential backing Hold Powers 'They have 'great power without any responsibility and they have been having a very wonderful time They go into the side doors of the White House and move around the halls of congress aciAcising and speaking with an air of authority No one would pay any attention to them but or their known closeness to the They are "smart" president young men but that does not mean able or sound or experienced—it merely means "smart" One of the first slogans promulgated by these young men and adopted by thepresident was the phrase of "drive the money changers from the temple" It did not mean anything but it stuck the key upon which they One have played ever since such phrase after the other has been supplied Mr Roosevelt until is whole administratiorvk has :taken on a cheap and demagogio flavor and his political power Ls based largely' upon his ability to array class against ClaS3 Wrapping themselves in robes of indignant integrity the preaddent' young friends havp proceeded to Install themselvel within the "temple" as priests with great powers Their salaries come from the taxpayers in amounts they never—dre am e d—orbefOrel—tlieir influence is far beyond any service they can render They mouth "holy" words to deceive the 'people—back of the veil 'Of the temple They meddle with govern- tent officials threaten ' 'congressmen and senators call for' "party purges"and Insist upon White House "discipline" for disseaters They stir tip envy hatred and malice among the people and keep the president in a dangerous frame of mind': Copyright 1937 for The :fribune- - t t) '4 - C) ' t- If CP I 0 41 - 0 "''' ' -" '' "7 -- 7- gritgee" )C oic 4 0 - 0t ( woe 'i ' All 71 4 Iiii:- ' It c 9 - : 1 ESC Ez':---st t( 1 0 ' 'k''' PROGitvN A3C ' ' '' f - - pc elz-- -- - - - go404 ‘AMIlirwri"711 :' N ' r 7 S t4 i 11 ' ' A It i(ApA-- ' 111 e) :'1 1 27 - ( t 4 iI lf1 ' : ‘ cak : "Pa Cr ' ' 1::r1111tre rm16" 1" ( I ALN Allr§'IP r - '' 4jo ‘'t 415101:I--4:ito "'' 1 - '' - - ' :- - er (:L -': 2' ''0' '' - -- - ": :r: a -- '' 4':(:-"iit:4-- - - ftwc f:L4t railtf 1 - gliiu6 -4-4-' -- - - --- e --a 77 -- L- THE PUBLIC FORUM - ByOur Readers On - Sees Time to Call- - Holt Sunday Closing On Baffling Government Editor Tribune : Perhy a speedy and effectual way to settla the supreme court coneroversy would be to adopt a prominent wisdom It is time for stouthearted loyal Americans to stand up and dedare their allegiance to the great1-esand best of all governments Let's keep the departments of governmentø3 the wise founders formed them—separate and from each other Therein is safety and stability Braxton Barnett grow up —Voltaire I certainly wish that ideas would sprout in my head as rapidly as my beard does on my face Until few minutes ago I had a six days' 'growth of dial foliage But I had to shave off I beto look like an kiredale But it J wasn't-becausof my looks that it had to come off it W ELS Incause of something Dr Frank Spencer told me He(told me I was an intro– vert and when things hurt me I was inclined to withdraw within myself and brood Well I guess my beard's the same way for after it had gotten out a ways it didn't seem to like what it saw so it turned around and grew back in My face was covered With a lot of wire loops thought of milking some mallets out of and gettinrsome bird shot and letting the family play croquet but they didn't enthuse over the idea In fact my wife Made me take anothef pill So one of my neighbors cattle over with one of those electrical contrivances and my wife turned on the radio to drown my groans while he cut the lawn He did such punk job of landscaping on my upper lip that my face had a lopsided look and my mustache had to be sacrificed4 Now my lip sticks out like a shelf but by the time I'M out of here no doubt the bristles will be out again and you won't know the difference That is unless some new ideas sprout with them i it e I tooth--pic- -- a - God help me To grow old gracefully Without bitterness é and rancor And youth's happiness Give me tolerance ' Toward change and progress ' And new Ideas Ham Park the Cuff Department Harry S Joseph is responsible for the following rhyme: "Token token whose got a token? Everyone—where our language You is spoken give 'em out for all you From crackers to apples From ice cream to meat eat For peanuts and doughnuts All day suckers too are wise carry with you So If you You will or Plenty of tokens—a bushel two" Speaking of tokens Hugh Ferguson has a good word to say for them He says they are fine as rnarkers when You're on the They cut down putting green your loss when your opponent picks them up like Art Winton always does when 'you use a penny says Hugh Gerald Shelby and his sister Lucile our next door neighbors have their cousin Emmett Mitchell of Arkansas visiting them While he has been here the folks back home have been sending him the Arkansas Gazette so he would not lose touch with things The Gazette was founded in 1819 at Little Rock Ark and is widelY quoted- because of the excelrepce of its editorial paragraphetk:"- While they weremotoring about the city they saw a car with aa Arkansas license Thinking they might be friends Gerald hónked biz horn but the visitors paid no attention Then Mr Mitchell made e noise like arazorback hog and the car stopped But they were - all strangers Flandro writes that after A watching the man on the tight rope carrying his svite atross the Help iiiirtirview-rg- l sm The changes in frail machine That I havel driven carelessly 'Deliver me from envy Toward modern youth Notes on i O - ' a : Make me centent ' With fading light Give me a glorious sunset ' And a peaceful 'night —Author unknown to me '" ' as follows: die-Cl- ad Senator From Sand men do 103-53-- Inan has a monopoly on all the of our highest disrespectfully court and call those brilliant jur- to' be' the first0to say: "That's 'a heluva way to support a wife" Our neighborhood is all agog over the kidnaping of Dean Bill Leary and Dr Mildred Nelson Nobody feels safe any more And not yery far from where we live someone snuck and stole six of John M Wallace's neckties Of course I suppose there are Olds° who will claim °that the burglat was paying John a compliment on his tests- - Well if it had happened to me I'd know whom to suspect antique or curio collector - ' Explained Editor Tribune: The people of Utah seem to be ilaboring under the impression thAt the state legislature enacted a new Sunday closing law at the last session Such is not the case An '!old law" enacted in 1917 was mFtely amended liberalizing the old act Chapter 53 of the revised statutes read: "Every person who keeps open on Sunday any store workshop banking house or other place of business for the putpose of transacting business therein is punishable by a fine of not less than $5 nor more than $100" 2 reads: "The Section provisions of the preceding section do not apply to persons who boarding open hotels keep houses baths restaurants taverns livery stables garages or retail drug stores on Sunday for the legitimate business of each or such industries as are usually kept in continuous operation" The last session of the legislature amended that law tie read Letters appearing In this column do not express the view of The Tribune They are the opinions of contributors with which The Tribune may or may not agree The following rules govern contributions: 1 Letters limited to 300 words to short commuPreference given ea Write legibly and nications clearly on one side of the paper only 3 Religious and racial discussions barred Partisan comment can be with true name of printed only writers 4 Personal aspersions prohibited Poetical contributions 5 not wanted Letters may be 6 barred for obvious misstatements of fact or for statements which are not in accord With fair play and 7 The Forum is not an good taste advertising medium 8 Writers must sign true names and addresses In Ink Letters unless partisan will be carried over assumed name If In aU cases writer so requests however true name and address must be attached to communica9 The Forum cannot consider tion more than one letter from the same writer at ono time noticathereón: "Imntedisee executions in c4se of adverse decisions" submit that any person who would even suggest placing the guillotine in front of any department of our government is no better than the enemy who would fire on the flag Such a person is no more loyal than the communist who in his hate points a finger at Old Glory and calls it a rag Never before this present time have men been 'heard to speak ists "nine old crows" Never before has there been open defiance of the courts aided and abetted by state governors Never before history has class hatred been fostered as it is töday It is time to admit that no one Law Forum'Rules 'Utah woman's suggestion—"place a guillotine on the front of the court building? To further intimidate place this Ideas are like beards not have them until—they - -- :FP:211"11rAir70' )Le10r°rrk'"--114 : 0 Sunset : ' ' '' - --- - -- ) 71171- e) -- ''- 0011 - ! ' ' cra i 0 A Section "The 103-52-- 2: baths restaurants bakeries taverm livery stables garages automotive service stations golf courses howling alleys ball parks theaters bathing resorts Ice stations news stands skating rinks confectionery stores for the sale of confections only tobacco stores for the sale of tobacco pharmacies or the predrug scription counters of retail stores on Sunday for- - the legiti mate business of each' or such Industries as are usually kept in continuous operatiton" Instead of enacting a Sunday closing law the last session liberalized the old statute so more places can lawfully remain open One would think on Sunday from reading the newspapers that the officers have just discovered the fact that Utah has a Sunday closing law It has been violated since 1917 Why this sudden ' change of attitude? Will R Helmes Brigham City' J P H: See rule O C: See rule 2 Puzzled C 8 'Mahn: See rule' M: See rule take residential root more than ahnost any other class Seldom do they move Joseph Cummings Chase has had his studio on East 23rd greet more than 20 years Dean Cornwell clings to the vast the Gainsborougb overlooking breathing space of Central park — Rube Goldberg is a confirmed West Sider Since he came to New York 20 odd years ago he has made several changes but never moved eight blocks away Finally he bought a private residence on West 75tb street a stone's toss from the Schwab mansion where he is parked for life Gordon Grant o the marine painter has been 20 years on East 66th street with a pent studio Charlie Falls the artist with bangs is faithful to 23rd street pear 5th avenue Le- on Jaren Hiller photographer is near-b- y West 28th street Denys Wortman cartoonist is loyal to 12th and finds many types in Wash ington square But the real artistic loyalists live In the block on West 67th street running off Central park west Among the old settlers are How ard Chandler Christy F Graham Cootes William Brown Bob Brinkerhoff W To titer Benda Wallace Morgan Tony Sarg Enright C D Williams and others d salmon Hooking a: near Oslo Norway "an angler tried to land it With a net and in the struggle the fish leaped into the bottom of the boat and the fisherman 'fell overboard into the net but - was rescued by other forty-poun- osnglers- Nearly 33000 complaints of cruelty to animals a high record and an increase of 1300 in 12 months were investigated in the last year by Britain's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cru" elty to Animals ' a Japan Residents of Mild town In cutlery-produci- will es- tablish an aircraft and automobile manufacturing company in which every Important resident will have at- least one share of stock Valle the famous Abbey Theater company of Dublin Irish Free- - State is in America the coming season Irish theatergoers at home will be entertained by 'a second company row being rehearsed s - 0 1 Lowell 'thorn' as has become the Weeder Man physically of writing trade elide from the admiration he elicits for enormous and varied output He broadcasts fills scores of leiture engagements presides over banquets and once a week stays up all night seg istering his descriptions for the news reels Besides writing many magazine articles he always has a half dozen books on the fire Yet somehow he looks fresh rested and unhurried He has all of his thick brown hair and could pose for an ad for hair tonic a dentifrice or complexion cream In fact he's had offers Among the many inconspicuous eating places—with a select clientele—is Chris Cella's in the East 40's Without pretense decoration or menus The waiters merely bubble with enthusiasm for dishes of the day The patrons are regulars who do not mind leisurely service The trouble with such restaurants is that eventually they are "discovered" crowds rush in and charm flies out the window These spots are frequent on the lower East Side where Mamma or Papa does the cooking serves acts as cashier and for good measure tosses in a full throated "Sol Mia" with all stops out New Yorkers Wary One reason for New York's apparent coldness toward the stranger is its suspicion— bred by many years of having been victimized by petty shakedowns In almost any medium sized city of Gallipolis for instance a pull at the bell and a requesNepm a stranger to use the phone would 'tot caule alarm But in New York such a request might be answered with a door slam in the face Too many who have acquiesced have found themselves suddenly looking into the business end of a blued steel revolver or coming-t- o later all trussed up in a dark closet with valuables missing Along the street too they have found that what might be a simple cluery elsewhere is here a prelude to some come-o- n racket The seasoned 'New nYorker asks questions only of policeme- or He has found this the uniformed attendants safe method and invariably the most accu- rate t 'I I I 0 11 A it ' - 6 t 5 7 ) 1 1 - e 7 Lollipops? I I Great! a push over for ice cream blobs on indigestibles hawked by white uniformed lads on Riverside drive and along the countryside For a time I would glance about before purchasing—a trifle ashamed of sudden juvenility But not any more I find it an adult weakness quite general The sellers say most of the patrons are men past 40 and biggest sales are after dark when one presumes nobody is looking And one summer evening I saw a figure resembling Charles M Schwab emerge from the great mansJon acopss the street to a white wagon withá banjo torch and return nibbling at an iced lollipop Al Smith is also a lollipopper Resting on a park bench after a walk with the dog the other afternoon I felt something land on my shoulder It was a friendly squirrel I shrieked something that sounded like "Scat a Mighty squottam!" and walked off stiff legged all the way home Somehow the knee joints simply wouldn't work am a stick and sundry 1937 Copyright 1 ) 7 I 0 IP e for The Tribune 011 the Record By decree of the Greek government colleges there will admit 'no further coeds As the girls can read fraternity pins tha higher education is unnecessary The' east reports bumper crops of hay When loading same into the barns farmers will please take care not to suffocate the )aciOis - With ocean hopping so common we'll soon be telling the little ones not to gb any farther than Europe and to stay in Finland if they don't want to lose' their marbles WELL 8 I'll A' e it 4 1 - 1 u 1611-Yo- v is Copyright 1037 by the North American Newspaper Allianée Inc 6 — 6 p I pro- visions of the preceding section do not apply to persons who keep open hotels boarding houses -- A 00 Mcintyr Wonder Men 4 : C ' -- - f ! 41A4:( t ''' By " NEW YORK July 27—Artists P) ' 11': st--- 1r I l -- ' - 141 f ) : s1:iiLe-- Workir - e illkk ISA'"7""" -- k t 0 -- —4 ---- - 0 1 CD 4V14 '' Highlights and Brightlights Of New York 1 - $ ' ' - one-m- adopted unsound—and haps they are right Shake Confidence i lit ifC k"' i 1 41 kt i ' f :: 1 e Thing I ''C ('7 ' :'' LI J 4 11 Uil - : t4 1 J —by Orr I 1 ' - PAY' I'M GOiNd ro CORK- SOME i i ' - - ' 4it 4 :f‘ - Good ' 41' 'tg : R of course if he is going to harbor grudges against the men who stood against him ai he harbored his grudge against the supreihe court after its N R A division and LI he has harbored grudges against the various Democrats-ithe senate and out who have differed with him as to policies and had the courage to say ao then there isn't any salvage for him in the situation Then he Will be entitled neither to On the sympathy nor support other hand there are ways by which both he and the country can profit in thefhree years remaining of his term second-grad- ' ' himself Held 28 1937 1 v I k By BOB BURNS Two then was tryin'to get me in a big business proposition out here and they both admitted that they were thoroughly honest but I wanted to make sure so I sent for my Uncle Cy 11' Cordell and I says "Uncle Cy you're the best angler L In Crawford county and I tol want you to take these two ' 1min out fishin' and study 'PA 1 their character" ' Well sir when UncleCy i came home he says 'Bob to dawn-hthem two men!" He says "You can't trust 'em—they're dishonest to the core!" He said "They knew ' I wai a good angler so they made a proposi tion that the first one that caught a fish had'ta treat the bunch" He Maid "Do you know- - that all afternoon they sat there with the cork bobbin' and they got bite after bite but they was too dishonest to pull their lines t 1- e I ñ:V 15 up" I and any 1 0 I says 'Well I aunpose you lost a bet!" he says "No but I would have if I'd had bait on my hook!" ' - Copyright ' 1937 1 for The Tribune - I I |