Show i - - THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SATURDAY MORNING MILY 17 1937 9 vs" - - ' t e Established - - Ir - - Issued every bleraing by $alt Lake Telbuncrubliening - I t t ' -- I r- ference on Canadian American affairs re- cently held at Kingston Ontario In which t 11NetiorlsSlloulci Unite pressed the oriniOn that the pate of the world depend upon a freedom and ' Two pests continue to threaten man's understanding-betweenclose the British animal Is a product of the dominion One geommonwesith of nations and kingdom and the other a growth of the Except for 'eternal vegetable kingdom States of America Such a friendly under- vigilance and systematic defensive measures standing he said need not take the form the human contingent is doomed to join Its value lies in its of an fores extensive it is a Moreover flexibility the forgotten past Were governments to much more powerful than any treaty bond cease warring among themselves and conobligation could possibly be centrate upon pests that cover the land The present international relations be- mo ultimate of all extinction threatening tween the United States and all other na- now food tile consuming creatures On thisvcontinent—especially Canada tions tnen might retain possession of the earth —are a challenge to Europe To be sure the Civilization is said to keep only one jump situation is not nearly 50 complicated On to that allowed ahead of insect hordes this hemisphere as it is across the Atlantic would every—destroy ' propagate freelyIn Europe today as never before peace known source of sustenance is sought by the process of Insects attack forests fields gardens competitive armaments Battleships have orchards houses ships stores animals and supplanted friendships and the bombing humari beings They march countermarch plane has superseded the ballot box as an and burrow concentrate fly creep deploy instrument of social change The recent ' eat They carry on their campaigns relentassurances of Mussolini that the present lessly either continuously or periodically crisis would be solved shertly They are rapacious voraciousand tenacious— European of Madrid "and a complete in- by the fall One phalanx after another is sent to the in Spain" is a brazen ex- victory locust surgent the be action front First in may ample of the current glorification of force then the weevil next the aphids The crieVets untir as the only valid technique of living to caterTillars grasshoppers the-fi-in gether participated The growing conviction of the Americ n against the vegetable kingdom singling out people regarding disarmament as revealed plants necessary to human existence in the nationwide poll of the Institute of Man must pit his intelligence his in- VbIk—Opinion the results of which were genuity his energy his instinctive hope for set forth in The Salt Lake Tribune of Sun- survival against every condition and cir- cumstance that-is a bitter- - ay- - lastare- - of nection There is a strong conviction ap- battle for existence The only sort of vege- the ra tation that seems to patently that armaments ought-- to be re-- duced and that if other nations would vages of insect hordes are varieties thatikewise threaten the future of mankind agree we pught to follow suit Equally interesting is the belief that now is the They ars weeds that thrive under conditións destructive to fnod productsweedsth ppropriatethne ler a world ilisarmame cover cultivated areas and choke out essen- conference although we should not initi-I ate it where use- tisI growths weeds that flour-WTo what extent we wonder do these ful vegetation must be nursed and eneour same sentiments prevail in other countries? aged week's that shed noxious pollen to They are prebably much more widespread pollute the air we breathe Russian and Canadian thistles ragweeds than we realize What a pity it is that it universal sentiments cannot be translated plantains nettles and a hundred fruitless scieninto public policy by statesmen and diplo- useless pestiferous plants perplex mats! tists cover hillsides blanket fields increase expense of food production and reduce agri- Were culturists to a state of desperation man to weaken—in his battle for survive War for Suryiyal -- e-Vnited f - - - 1 psych-OlogicaT- - - living' - '' serious : - Other Points of View be- these weed afflictions might eventually come the prey of their voracious insect al- lies After the disappearance of vegeta- tion the remaining plagues would have to - Boils - - - - - Behavior we have-wi-th ux always Comedians can usually count on getting a big hand when they fall back on the traditional mother-in-lagag regardless of Its age or merit But if the findings of Dr Karl A Menninger eminent psychiatrist prove to be conclusive it becomes perfectly evident that this rather delicate subject isn't funny at all or poking fun Hating your mother-in-laat her according to the doctor is liable to act as a boomerang in the form- - of boils As -proof he offers the case of a young married woman who found it hard to be polite to her husband's relatives particularly his mother Only by suffering in silence was she able to be civil at all This pent-u- p venom reacted on her nervous sytem with the result that she broke out in boils every time her husband's devout—each—other—ThenAhriesolatio would be complete : Senator Elbert D Thomas believes the federal appropriate government will 0000000 for weed eradication in Utah : end I w ' David I? Smith gate commissioner of agriculture regards Vale rnevement as a pro- blem Of ouch importance to farming that it ought to be given preference over all other measures of rural relief lie points out the danger of delay the losses resulting from the evil every year the difficulties encoun- tared because of the spread of malignant vegetable growths by shipments of seedr by seeds borne on the air from other sections or carried over the fields by irrigation Millions are expended annually in corn- Millions must batting destructive insects be used to eradicate the weed nuisance Meantime the winds and waters of the earth will disseminate the seeds and spores from apathetic communities The struggle in If all nations would Is ceaseless a war against the real enemies of humanity and stop slaughtering men women and chil- dren the earth would produce enough to ulake everybody happy and contented came -- book on through Mrs-Po- st's etiquette for possible antidotes in similar cases fails to reveal any but the merest men-unition of the mother-in-lasituation "At the end of the wedding" says this author "there ia one thing the bride must not forget As soon as she is in her traveling dress she must send a bridesmaid or someone out into the hall and ask her husband's parent to come and r to than thatt E Post saith not But perhaps no more will be necessary now that Dr Menninger has te w her"--Furthe- say-good- by Where War Threats Menace - and wish a pox on her It's quite another to hate her and break out in one yourself—Washington Post mother-in-la- w - Returning from a tour of European capi- teals with his wife following the coronation in London Charles D Smith a prom-- J inent business trtarrof Salt LakwCitybrings back vivid impressions of the unrest and - - - gloomthat ' ! hoverver-that----Christianiz- - t Wisit US Mother—How this condition? ed did Tommy--W- hy papa'n I papa say alI times last night that the book was too evetr or him so I put it In the sink and turnedI Orley- continent "While viewpoints vary" says Mr Smith "there is no doubt that people everywhere are terrified over the prospects of want it - threaten eurity and their property" - 'Russia is said to be a subject of general discussion and speculation in --other lands d according to - the - traveler which-- - is - but- which natural because of the mystery with and Intentions are shrouded Rubber-dishd use-- are something Such news as percolates through the strict ful in tableware A prudent hostess will see eensorship i maintained at all points of egress - jot course that the steak --is no tougher - than the plate gives no reliable information concerning' 1 the progress or unity of the population the the relosenstittuesnit The drug a ens f has efficiency of the army or the ability of the chemicalsAn a Itlapr ntimoself implicated government i though a ce:reful shopper might find in the diplomatic- tangle—which—threatens a for less in one of the - the peace of the whole world— t At Nanking China you can get yourself Not only is Russia an unknown quantity ' for CZ For that money hereyou - in the seething cauldron of unrest but a - cremated an ride-al- l in day In a threat to convert the world to the pernicious i Iin the state In a boost announcing penny doctrines of communism Every one who- tax New York hopes the motorists will to a Jand understand Re too knows how it la- - being - visits Europe Is glad to get back ' where the people choose theirown leaders caught without the j ack speeiro theirtown minds attend dIéligious' - A Dr Oetel of Berlin concludes that diet un- aerviees of their own choice causes gray- hair Especially among wheat censored newspapers farmers if 50000000 women switch—to orange - -- th(air-ini-Wdfi- als-- - ' - i - es ' - - - - ' ' -- — --- - cut-rate- - - ' -- - ' day-coa- ch - - - -- If - - and-tea- - ' - -- - As-Antiwa- A Meesure ' —Now—la the season—When boy meets world but what 'is that to the six princesses' who friend- - were available if Edward had wenteCto-re--- -- 1I P - - The occasional suggestion that -- 1 peace may be bestathieved through to the pre ship is a refreshing Alternative vailing theory of armaments The imperloht: war iirreparthateloonntior otn - : big ----- evelt "Mrsi-floos- - league? -- - believes-t- he housewlfe- course—and get a weekly a fairminded woman-aalaryOf will let him have a little of it back - our thinking in recent dec bon- -I any longer believes in a different solution : It is comforting therefore to read the remarks of Lord Tweedsmuir governor gen ral Of Canada at the second annual con- - Fun from overseas: In - Berlin the siege of Madrid Is known as the Franco five-yea- r plan - -- for - abort Copyright 1937 — - for eenthe ' should tpheeacaessuhmptibcooenthmaat tht avoiage--pi- I mats irt the --- gir1-tw- ' - The Tribune - - - A ' - tI - ' '‘ ' ' - - ---? 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A i ) ' 4-- ' - -a - 0 e)-- -- L" ' ZI 0 and-Broa- Hollywood's ut ' 'N 0 t :‘ By - k ' -: evt xd1 ' A2itp 1115 - Pallc t 'Heaven Help The W P A should decentralize responsibility In' this as in other mettersOtherwise the future be-ofthe American theater will lie BroadwaYboXofficere and the Washington bureaucrate —and heaven help the public -Copyright 1937 for The Tribune- raisins in a envelope are being sold in China for the lowest unit of ' Chinese copper money American stamp-siz- e 11 It - ‘ - - i - i -- 1- — itt Melbourne Aus- hat received a Diesel-en- - lined - airplane' wool shipped to Germany - I ' - 1- --- - — - - Pensions - - happiness" I am sending out this S for myself in particular and all disabled veterans in general Not that I think that veterans are more deserving but because our congress has deciared that we are entitled to pensions that are supWhat posed to be untouchable we may be receiving is Ipension ours to spend as we see fit Many veterans like myself are compelled to spend our pensions tto 'take care of the disability for which it is paid and we are listed as unemployable in fact we are unable to perform according to the wishes of a boss or dictator Furthermore we resent dictatorship in that form We are willing tto work a fair share of the time for a respectable livelihood at such jobs as we can perform with out additional injury We resent working all the time for a meager existence The - department of public welfare refuses assistance because of the pension regardless - IL - 1 ' Ilit -- N nOn doing tired at nightyour par- - t- - - My trouble is that I have that I tired feeling in the morning begin to perk up just about- the time other foliar are goinrto- bed --Ig- rWithhenbuIt lgikeet o Joel eagwafv bhieyn that was aboealdicapoehnesiv mtheata cigar I it gave me a am going to buy a- dozen alarm n clock! -- out of them when they go oft I know you're just dying to s and-the- at the fort I did know-wh- at -Th- idn't dn any- thing General Sweeney got the whole thing over before I even got think he had a date uptheroI to play golf Anyway I met evenin- gMajor Bill Gent In the leave- - which was he's we sat and lucky for me-- and The major ctalkedTuidTalltad get more conversation out of a unglay-Well-1-d - col-si- ck ee ought-ts- glass of milk-ry- ou the face be makes wnen he drinks han I can on a quart o- fwell you know Well we met up with LonThompson and Russ it-t- the Marne -f- for them with battle-o- f stage ef- - balloon night at joint and I'd puncture a balloon and pretend it was a big Bertha Harry didn't ecta—It---was- Barry lIcKenzle's seem to mind picked out one that had a slip of paper in it that said "Good for two cover charges" Be tried to renege but I wouldn't stand for it Then he asked me if I minded paying for the balloon I said that that sounded fait enough so he charged me 80 cents The only difference-between-tguy andJesse had a Jesse James is i 'horse- - But I'm straying from my subject- -I wu fighting the battle of the Mama and Major Gent said it was the best description of the battle of Gettysburg be had ever heard So I said "Vas you dare untilI - hat that 'the first time they had éver laughed at 'a rrtajor I think if he' had been a second lieutenant ' - ' It-w- as - ' - I3 - -- A161- - 41)1 - - -'' - - Grundvig--- - i 1— - Ab - t — 0 — a misfortune to be born 4 t r t - t t: 4 - 'Ht- - - t i of his own verbosity and gifted with an ego- tistical imagination that can at all times command-an interminable andinconsistent series of arguments to malign his opponents at and himself'" All of least one perhaps several There was dinner talk too thaFali the cur- rent dictators are teetotalers And some of thi more liberal minded appeared to think that was an argument against strict temper-'''ance The fact is most dictators drank more or less until they ascended to absolute rule Then they realized they must watch their Ab and the slightest slip might mean the boot or the firing squad The befuddlement of wine and the morning hangover do not go with grinding the will and freedom of the people into the dust if you don't mind my mounting the soap box a moment i into this troublesome world where the large majority live in squalor poverty and degradation eking out a miserable existence and then at lut to die A child is forced into the world dependent upon parents and t tp t e t ö - tJ Paris Gloomy Dull I havebeen trying to lash myself into an urge to go to Europe this summer but rm still apathetic as is my wife I have not seen Paris -- ir t r)v ' -- 1 for nearly three years and even thenit bad and today those who know it begun rsewithout-con8elOttfineWA1---— well saVtlfe gloom can be cutvith a--duil telligence or reason The mrents knife The familiar American haunts are de- are for its growth eettedAhe Champs Elysets 14 cluttered with - e du caresponsible tion--c- h aracter-a- n d )rair'- Tand tens and Pifeterias The- once gay Children are therefore dependent five boulevards now begin to pile chair on the on their parents but parents tables at 10 o'clock and at midnight Mont- - e should not depend - upon their children for support - A child martre calla it a day and yanks down the cor- rugated shutters Berlin is likewise lifeless iLs nacannot select at night and London following the nor example the time and tionality place of the new king is living quietly- - New York of its birth or whether — thus has become the most exciting city in fho ' t:lianodr world New cafes new night clubs new plays government that permits encourages children to be born for At least- so such gadabouts as Louis Soho! tell us recruiting purposes subduing the New York seems more than ever to be wilderness and for replacement in industry must assume the re- - "vacationing" at home this summer Many sponeibility of caring for them In who flitted off to the European spas the Adirondacke and coastal havens are remain- the sunset of life when they are no longer useful as toilers Their ing in town Few of those ponderoom palaces care cannot be left to children where the butler lifts the portcullis to reach who have the sameprocreative for the morning milk and lets down the drawurge as their parents and e rebridge to put out the cat' are boarded up in -sponsible for they the usual manner No one appears to have a bring into existence definite explanation as to the Why 4 Let society through govern All I am sure have noted an inclination ment perform its duty in penamong friends and acquaintances who used sioning the aged -- unfortunates 'I to be abustle with energy to go places and without state participation do thing'' to merely drift There seems qa - A E Edwards ' general lassitude a constant polite effort to Myton 'Utah stifle a universal yawn An attitude that nothing much matters It might be the de- Writer Discusses pleting aftermathe of a drawn-odepression -- Rebbi's—Views— I nothrng Orlt may der the auspices to the Univer- - to me it has grown a bit frightening-li- ke the growing thunder of the doom drums that $ity of Utah Rabbi Goldstein said: "We should look at the attain such ecrescendo in Ravel's Bolero Out whole of a religion and not at of it one thing is certain: The desire of the h ac- shun Yuss and fashions and-- get majOriti-tcord with that view to rain barrel simplicities The trailer ibea Iindeed the symbol I of the era Therabbt also said : "Judaism — ' is not to be judged by what it 3000 This is The 1937 for Tribune years ago" 1 taught — Copyright ' regrettable as the laws given ' v saing for Business He-a- lso said:-"T- he Old Testa- IFire loss in Pasco Wash ment doctrine of 'an eye foran so far this year 4 amounted to only $750 Firemen there eye' has been replaced by a new -nu- t 1 op - -- ' -- -r 4 tr 0 ' s - -unhappiness If a child --knew what it was coming into it would certainly hesitate long before crossing the Rubicon It seems to me to be Hem- Our Readers By i'z4t - w- t After Aged Editor Tribune: 1 should like for someone to explain why it Is held that relatives are required to support their kinfolk It la the duty of society not of relaand especially not of chiltildren have on choice as to their entrance into life They are forced into a strange and inhospitable world without being consulted as to whether they desire to make the entrance: beset with crime disease sorrow and - Park ogs the-Dril- Joey lie askedmewhat kindIemoked and I said that-- 1 smoked any of : The reason I !hem' t- -except thatone amok cause I couldn't stand the smell Of burning feathers Dr James P Kerby wait and he asked Cesare who had given me-thItalian stuff I ran about him and his nephew Cesare said you could search him I puffed ne-was-be at I leiur- eigarblowili aromatic smoke over toward the table where Jack Sweet and his ely-en-my 16 4 ren ' ett - - - to - T1- ' I —Earlier in the evening I dined at Cesare Itinetti's where 1 die- of Plato with cussed the waiter It was there that I l met and his son Taylor and JoelI gave me that cigar e-- - i -- - 711 1::: WI Folk Look -- rhetorklanAnebriatedwiththeeicuberance 'ss ' V! 4 Huntington Utah - r enot - - (TW - Declares Society Should- Senato From you are not - - i ( - - - - '44Np I of how ornall It is Since we are industrial i outcasts and since we must spend the pension to take care of our disabilitAes—we- - are forced tobegor steal or what Is worse become a "racketeer Most of! us have a higher oense of honesty and would rather be tried for larceny In short the -present—setup—ofthe department of public welfare is just a means used to steal our pensions -- DC -- et Summer Indeed! as I mk Ileli Ih for the ideal this Bs unto eist swaying gentlyspIiira lanm near Nashua N H oe much of an happen to view and mosquitoes at times are particulahy boll-B- ut it Is moonlight and inside the older folk are playing bridge the younger dancing to a phonograph At dinner by candle glow tonight therewas one of those overbearingmaleathat seemto have become a part of New York in the past— few years He is at every gathering brash and cocksure Disraeli once described such a poltroon as "a sophisticated ' e ( -- -- - Weifare It poet etsfinthseidglinbdriinttlhinegvawninthnttphiosneecleHatohwerIdguostoenrs k 11114 - 4 -- --- - - - - i ' — 043haleyLnitanra11andLa azttl Russ laughed end latighed: A wool' firm have been most or by the seaside like tofind a hammock in constant light laven bloom like so many powder puffs brush- idnegr the heavensOr flaming poincianas light ing the sky against a background of moun- - - '''''" t1 1 i t - c 01 I 41 1 ' i semi-tropic- al 44 11 1 ' Editor Tribune: There a r a many different ways of getting the money Some of them are of them— legal but most- unconstitutional' as they deprive other citizens of the "rights of life liberty or the pursuit of - walk softly but I --Hopkins outfit Cannot understand how they dare themselves in a position of - pot supercensorship over theatrical productions Provided a play violates none of the usual ordinances against Indecency blasphemy sedition etc it should be none of ' the W P A's business what sort ofplays are produced - if a com- patent technical staff—regards entertainthem -as goad theatrical spre--ment- These sums too far when they order a group of artists to destroy a workof art because it might annoy a !politician or offend the steel oper- Mors i o ' -CituU e ts I - the- well-pillow- I ! ifil ' forts of a four poster i best reclining Most creative folks think Addison'e better essays and gravid thoughts aline- Avhstrozn-641iiongpo- rm —longue cit night he could glance fro11th' writing pad to the natter of stars Somerset ---eck Maugham wrote "Rain° stretched On a 77 chair in the tropics one night countries are most - I believe Ideal for writing Such as Florida and California': Very little fine literature comes out 1 Ili 14 wcomrit" trhealaat ihaeg tuouttbde bdeetstk lbounmgeprinagadovmeraab i '4 st 1001 SI — : more ono seeks tho easiest way found' after many years of 1 Awk' ' 14 A Illa-- - - 2-- - 2:enrgyeri)tohnetr Ydo- 1 rN ''-- 4rosit ' 'of 711411 of frar '10rNEwksletaRhis-al"ndul- I ti-f et i" fely - k k 4 ""' - e et e ' of: No 1DP - 607 f '77°- e - 4 r‘ 1 i ' ' Al d OM I can understand the fear nt 1 r:P ' brfl40of 4V ter - 4l - — '71" ' V : ' -- - 7 4 lo::: A 401 I 4f : - Notpo p li ' 1 ' - rA t b ' gainst-the-shabby- palt — I the-sea- trail ' Is 1 00ii- t t41 i t '--: - "f:-- '' It - ''' liti ' itl - ------ ' imb 41111' '2- '70A ‘'''14 I AO ' -- 7 " - v7 - - ' i 14! ge - postponed He ordered the opening post- poned until July I but the invi- ts Wiens were already out sold commitments had been made and so the cast produced the play anyway though without costumes scenery or appearances on—the stage satin among the audience and at the proper cue rose and delivered their lines or sang their aongs Even so the play was7noderately successful Now it has been banned indefinitely apparently as a punishment to the poor actors for taking the drama more se- riously than politics Thus we find the "liberal" new deal relief administrators not only ordering the waste of a consider- able amount of public money but also acting as political censor over the production of a first-rat- e show This seems completely cockeyed though knowing the caliber of many of the people in jHopkins' organization it is not in the least surprising to discover stupidity and wastefulness in the Ifederal theater project Not Actors' Fault The point is that it is not the actors' fault If there must be ( censorshipsof W F Aplays it should he applied before the show iis ever put into rehearsal The actor who finds himself in a good show on the eve of production is not to be blamed if he rebels Five v ()AI -- - ' I - l'irs4 trees ‘ -- ee el' 4 ' 4 i i )71 : I - 4 – ' 111111 °'e'' ' 400f -- ' I1 4 — im 1 40 If400 -- e 'titI c' '- s— ": ' 0‘ ?'" 7--7 Opening i professor thinks history should be Ataught backward and it might as well as the new Caesars are making it that way I Friendships Versus Baftleships r 1 - - juice ' - ': on aocial-worker- -- '' k ":" 4 1 It - 1: 1 -e --- ' ' July------ - t! ' THE PUBLIC FORUM t ured - A - senatorial-criticismandof- new-an- t- -- Ii '' -- -- - I -- cial eiff---theRecor- - ') 4 m kg - t Brightlights of New York O a Mcintyrf - - -- - - ober - --' t 4 - I JVI - frik7- ' and way's alleigzed shows socially meaningless The government bureau which rives tharityjobelo unemproyeo artists recoils in horror the mo- mint it Is learned that a W P A I packs a punch and combines play eriti musical comedy-withiso- - --- fast-movi- ents-- to d irnamn-hear- I i 1 pediency end bureaucratic petti-n- -ness which dare withhold a ished play from the public who is paying for it : How then are we to produce A democracy? gooctartinour George Gershwin hu little optionbut to divert his remarkable tal- 1 I g z '"1 1 ealled-"Tatirical musical-shopee Cradle Will Rock" Those who eaw ye --wrthe dress rehearsal aay that it-- is a gay exciting show —one which subjects the- - social alli"' scene to radical criticism and still "" 011 retains a sense ttf humor and of -The—Cradle Wil proportion Rock" discuues the background ' which produces steel strikes andr was ready to open In June when at the last moment Harry L kin-w- as afraid lest its producI thin might endanger passage of the federal relief bill in the son- Veteran States Views ate : LifouLiberty andT5roperiy LI 2 k I to call -- ? I N i J w kin - Tictors like-the-p- oor r e1Cy-- - -- - -- - - - - CoassoLtzrzop AA - - - i J crime—they had itaged wand produced a h posed -s- ignificance-in—this-con- stand-agai- nst I generations At the same time when Gersh- win lay dying in Los Angeles while eminent specialist hurried by plane from the east to operate on a fatal brain tumor a group of W P A artists I at Idle in the New York theater to which they had been ordered to report daily in order to draw their pay gh 'WILL 'et —' 't- 'I- - - --- 1 oven and Mendelssohn—none of whom ever earned a fortune -- remain fresh and fearlesa down-t- he - favor-insect- alt The' in's-musi- -- --- - -- 1 11 win the composer of 1p OUT OFVC1t: d Highlrghts-an- auperjazz —' ' The only para11o1 In ourimtusleal story Is Victor Herbert and Il' ke Herbert's much of Gershhas begun to go stale- here somehow or other the worke of Bach Wagner Brahma Beeth- - every-division-- untimely c: r) lonly Parallel self-defeati- - - Dig by- ANv prep - Franklin -- - - —t ‘' Intireating question: What Is the functlen of art In a democracy? Gershwin Svaa a talented crafta man who performed a Luther Bur i an on—littriaid—cliiirc—al i I music producing the famous "Rhapsody in Blue" "The - American in Paris" "Porgy and Bess" as well as lesser contributions to the lively art of marrying Tin Pan alley o the ymphony orchestra He worked for the musical shows and lor tiollywqodt as well ax for l an annual income fame and made of about $100000 — ' i Jay By WA'SHINGTON the local news published herein 1- In a 1 t Utah Salt Lake City Saturday SterningAruly 170937 - d t - 7 1111040------- I - r Peaceful—PenetratLon -- ' - Company - e Ap—ril 15 1871 TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION :mon'tb P0a17:-- 4!"140 - —Daily and Sunder one Fiat one and Sunday pally The above rates apply in Utah Idaho Nevado and Wyoming 143 liDsewhera In the Paned States: Rally and 'Wade One month The Tribune Is a member of the Associated Press Tae AlarmistsI Press le exclusively entitled to the' ihse fur reproduction of ail news dispatches credited to it of not otherwiee credited in sato piper oats MOO - " I L ommentatori Japan s Questions Censorship 0-- 41 galit Vibunt— - n ut i a - I — Fas neholdingtransgressoramuanswer in court" I am much surprised at Rabbi Goldstein try- - to bring the law of the eye mother sat -W- hen-Jackgot- -a for an eye into disrepute whiff of it he noticeably showed This ile the law: his appreciation but when he saw - "If -- it false - witness rise - up where it was coming from he was against-anman to testify against d toticeablys is wrong ThenAP at Harry's place I ran' c "Then both the nten between Into Margaret and Rulon Harris controversy is iha and Norma- -' Linderman -- and stand before the Lord before the Golden Scoffield Margaret and priest and the judges "And the judges shall make dill- Rulon have only been married months and as I watched them egent inquisition and behold if the ffk sighed-Sco14 and asked me if suffered from indigestion but I bath testified falsely against his -- said no I was just thinking about brother ' Then shall ye dounto him as the time when another pretty yoting bride like Margaret used to he had thought to have done unto look at me that 'AMY' Norma who his brother so shalt thou put is from Loa Angeles said oho bet the evil away from among you "And those which remain shall I wouldn't even remember meet- ing her let alone mentioning It bear and fear noand hall hencemore any much- forth commit and I am just going to prove here to her that appearances are de- - evil among you "And thine eye shall not pity ceitful Besides Scoffleld said that if I did he'd buy an extra but life shall go for life eye ofor eye hand for hand foot for paper and send it to Norma and -foot' --Deut it isn't every day that I get a — -underchance "to Inérease our circula- Moses stood before - the Judge tion i The sehrist -taught: "The same-- tneasure ye meet Tbe Iasi thing I remember waii alt ' measured-2-to-you be CParley Chase—pot the - movie actor—the house detective tap t again'! (Eye for eye) — The great law given by Moses Ding rne gently on the shoulder and asking me would I either I requires that every man shalli 8 nswer for blaainin proport - teat!! nr gn botnejwaso t t ion to the wrong done A great asleep I was concentrating but Ilaw - -- - even my wife cell tell the dif- ference sometimes tOh well be- Let us look at the Whole-an- d ing misunderstood ihi the price we - net take just a part Keen Polk 930 Eleventh East street geniuses have to pay' --- iing -c- areen — From - - Muskegon - (Customer—Would tent you take my last UT(getting Customer w&n-o-the-- -- out of ' Our Paper— — - c mhayirlasantdchenatt ) barbers penny)—Here's iing - -- - - III —T elt-Y- ou — ' - —When a man wants ' i 1 4i BOB BURNS ' -a - ' WELL I to learn to drive acar he goes down and takes lessons front some professional but when he tries to teach his wife to drive he loses patience with her because she can't catch on es quick as he did when he's made it so plain to her I heard one of them husbands givin' his wife her first lesson in drivin' a car the other — - ai 7 -— I A ' the-crim- inal 1 ' ! got her In the driver's seat and he sold just turn the jigger over and pull on 4 -- - -- - Copyright - rget hunkydoryseer ' 0 e birky-madoddl- ' — do-da- with your left foot yank the uptididdy back and then let up e foot dingus and put your dther foot )10 to push down on the hootenanny every eynur move the whatyoumaycallit and you'll be all '''' on-th- ) - on the other little jimcrock with your and d with- --press down the odayt foot then and pull the thingamabobatthe—! time and when- It starts- - you push - - 94 foraarshearve?ure - ' -- t -- -- 1 -- the - y - s "lied-a--- Caught -- - 1937 - tor The Tribune -' ' -'l tf |