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British Trade ffijbtiM Established April 15 1 1871 Ususd every morning by The Salt Lake Tribuns Publishing Company TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Dally and Sunday ona month $' 00 1060 Dally and Sunday ona year Tha above rates apply In Utalvldaho Nevada and Wyoming' '— Elsewhere In the United States: Dally and Sunday onamonth$123 Tha Tribuna Is on sale In every Important city In the United Readers may ascertain agents in any city by telephoning State this office f Salt Lake City Utah Sunday Morning December 6 1936 December — Pacts Day-Dream- SUNDAY MORNING DECEMBER 6 1936 By Bressler s Promise-Te- st -- By O O McIntyre "'A' dozen'tImesTn his bIownIng“career they Have sung a $wan zanie A good song for Jimmy Durante tha noisy gleaming-eyeentertainer out of the Coney beer halls and all that they murmured but fit bnly for a rowdy cellar cabaret To me Jimmy Is only mildly amusing A few minutes "of his g and Tm ready to call it a day But there fa a lesson In his up and down career The lesson of - By Jay Franklin “MsHINGTON D O- -It would unkind to suggest that See retary Hull’s holy program of reciprocal 0ads agreements can rise 'and fall with ths political tides yet ths fact remains that ths executors of this tariff pol Icy are through tha protectionist nursery lest ths congress fail to renew the legis latlon when It expires next June The stats department does not wish to wake the baby for all that the Republican campaign against the Canadian trade agreement fell flat In the dairy and cattle states last summer Yet there are three horrible gape In Mr Hull’s trade agreement policy and the one which the atate department ll most likely to fill in the next feW months 'is the least likely to make sens in terms of our Immediate economic prosperity These gaps are Japan (our largest outlet for cotton) Mexico (our immediate neighbor) and Great Britain (our biggest cus- d b Serrrionettes — for Everybody tlp-toel- Of Course There Is a Santa Glaus EMEMBER the words of the Lord Jesus how ‘ij IV is more blessed to give than to receive’’— Acts He said: of the Apos- tles xx 33 I was hungered and ye gave me meat thirsty and ye gave me drink a stranger and ye welcomed me naked and ye clothed me sick and ye visited me in prison and ye came unto me verily I say unto you inasmuch as ye have done these things unto the least of ‘these ye haye done them to me” — Jesus on the Mount of Olivefe " Since that hallowed season jn Palestine when three wise men of the east followed the star of Bethlehem “till it came and stood over where the young child was when they saw the star they rejoiced With exceeding great Joy and when they were come into' the house they saw the young Child with Mary His mother and Tell down and worshiped Him and when they had opened their treasures they presented unto Him gifts gold and frankincense and myrrh” the custom of making presents especially to children has been kept alive There are wise men on earth today as there were twenty centuries ago and where wise men are found there are happy and hopeful children where wise men abide there is love that passeth understanding where wise men hold forth at Christmas -- ferosiTyncP good will make pretensions of wisdom'fotlmate ToJ?esure people-wh- o there is no live active thoughtful benevolent individual kn&wn as Santa Claus They ask how such a person could get around to all the Homes in all the towns in all the states of all the countries of the whole world on Christmas eve? Even a magical man moving with the celerity of light could never accomplish what Santa Claus does in 48 hours That is why it is necessary for the genial old gentleman to have a lot of substitutes it is why hundreds of kind hearted people have volunteered to help him On the fourth floor of The building a num ber of Santa’s assistants have their headquarters It is theafth 'and desire of these “Subs for Santa” to search out expectant children of families in straitened circumstances wljomight be denied Christmas cheer boys and girls and let Santa Claus know what can be done to make them as comfortable and happy as circumstances may permit Included in the association of substitutes are groups assigned to the investigation of cases requirjng'the attention" of Santa Claus groups to transmit the information to holiday headquarters and groups to aid such distribution of presents as Santa decides to make Those who desirno enlist in this worthy cause who are willing to aid Santtn his Christmas rush may report at his office on the lourthjtoor of The building for in- -' structions $ad assignments ThHhere is a Santa Claus regardless of what smart alecks majMSay is evident 'from the number of helpers he has There a time when his attendants were dwarfs and brownies but the number of customers has increased until he is glad to have real men and women boys and girls on his staff besides those ruddy cheeked cousins who stand on street comers and jingle bells while they size up little folks passing along the streets Santa Claus is real if happiness is real he is genuine if sentiment is genuine he is active if human sympathy is active he is as big as anyone who undertakes to carry out his purpose ' as tangible as the favors bestowed in his name That he keeps out of sight and lets others perform his multitudinous tasks fa no Claus does not exist TheMaster ofthe uni- verse cannot be seen— yet “Jehovah liveth’! Tribune-Telegra- m - By Dr J I I fc i PC Y &?! lift The Public Fqrum By Our Readers Forum Rules para-'siCe- sc ta War er The Senator From Sandpit - - ' Author -- Bat' -yo- -- t ' — socialist spect to the party here but if this socialist party in France is strong enough to take hold of and correct this strike evil it certainly is closer to a correct idea of the handling of this grievous trouble than the people of our government ever have been With the shipping industry tied pp and Sympathetic strikes of various trades tieing up the industries of this country it might be well for ouirpeople to take a lesson from the much despised French socialism at least on this express point Labor unionism has always fought the idea of compulsory arbitration But it must come These problems must be tried in court just as any other conflict of interest and parties compelled to abide by the court decision The United States Constitution guaranteesto every person life mas-todo- "Jumbo” but with no noticeable jump in the publio pulse When the show closed Jimmy was 'houghfto" be heading’ back'for' show He’s riding the top again The movies will be after him of course And so it goes A friend of Chauncey Olcott tells me the history of his most famous song “My Wild Irish Rose” Olcott born John Chancellor had an Irish mother and an English father His birthplace was Buffalo One summer he took his mother back to her native County Wicklow end as they were riding along the country roads of that section en route to Cobh then called Queenstown to depart for America they passed a little Not Suspected the Record liance-I- ne thatched dwelling “There John" said his mother “is the wild Irish rose” On ths ship that brought him home he wrote the words and music of “My Wild Irish Ross” ' And someone else tells me of Nat Goodwin’s famous toast to the beautiful Edna Goodrich when on their honeymoon Lifting hia glass hs said: ‘You have a face that would stop a clock It is so fair that even time would stp to linger golf from a "pro” and played surprisingly well After a time the “pro” said: ’"Well it’s a funny thing Your stance is all wrong but your form is wonderful"' v “Is it?” asked the lady “Well you know I have to diet carefully” —Exchange there Bowes reoently attended the Romeo and Juliet film with Dr Rosenbach president of the Shakespeare Society of America After the performance the doctor and the major were discussing the version used and Bowes went to a shelf and picked up a volume of “Romeo and Juliet" It was a he used 25 years ago whencopy he made his own acting version of 'Romeo and Juliet” and which was produced in Los Angeles with Margaret Illington as Juliet It was a big success Dr Rosenbach took the version studied it and declared it was as fine an acting version as ever made He requested a copy for the Folger library in Washington and the major as a reward has been elected vice president of the Shakespeare AsMajor sociation of b I America I often wonder what modern amusement gesture offers the thrill of the e minstrel pa fade in the small town The band the minstrels in their white hats and purple dusters withhigh red lapels swinging white canes were to hasten something the yokel pulse And the drum major in his furred Hussar hat with chin strap Next to the circus parade also almost a memory the minstrel was tops old-tim- pa-ra- Every boy had a chance at g the gaudy minstrel banner and the one who won was the hero of the hour There was a d jerkin in our town struggling with an A1 G Field emblem on a windy day As he passed the Park Central hotel corner trying to keep from being blown off his feet a husky voice boomed from one of the sidewalk chairs: him wind!" car-tyin- flop-eare- s°°ne was telling of parents in a department store whose little boy got astride a wooden horse in the toy department and refused to get off jThestore finally said it — would send psychologist to deal with the problem The parents stepped to one side and the was seen to go to the child whisper something in his ear and promptly that tad got off the horse The parents were astounded such success and naturally wanted to know what was said to their pride and Joy They were told he said this: “If you don’t get down off that horse' right away I’ll knock your block Off" a ist at r —— 'lie Didn’t Mean That A pretty actress was learning £ grand wave daylight The little ones short change you for a dims Big hogs hold you up on the highway Little ones put In nine gallons when you pay for ten Off - e the beer haysA Instead he packed up and set sail for London In a few weeks word drifted back he was flopping all over-th- e place— The English did not take to his antics But that did not discourage Durante and before he came back to America he had won quite a hunk of London acclaim He had reached them with his unquenchable assurance So now he 1s the smash bit of Cole Porter’s current revue—A revue with a botchy book and little else But Durante makes it a broad Little hogs are more to be feared than big ones because no one suspects them They bear all the ear marks of good citizens If they are caught in a questionable deal the court is lenient The law knows what to do with a Dillinger bat not with a small time “dip” If they are convicted the parole board acts Big hogs can be kept behind bars Little ones crawl through them Most of us belong to the small variety We are not publio enemies— There is no price on our heads hut our selfishness and greed make petty thieves of us It is we who undermine the foundations of honesty and Integrity We take more than Js our due We give less than fa our share There Is but one specific for greed and that fa grace The cure for human nature fa Divine nature Only twice-bor- n men can bring the day of brotherhood V run-arou- they are the real threat to society Uttle hogs are more dangerous than big ones because they are harder to see The big ones stand out clearly They rob banks in liberty and the pursuit of happiness The American system is that every person shall be free to pursue his own interests without restraint so long as he does not Infringe upon the same personal rights of others The striker not Copyright 1938 by the North only says to the employer “I will American Newspaper Alliance not work for you unless you do Inc so and so” but he goes further and says “No one else shall work for you if you do not accede to my un- terms” That fa constitutional and unjust A SUBSCRIBER Then there was the commander In Madrid who gave the regiment a fight talk only See Viewpoint of to find out that none of tha The Other Fellow boys spoke Spanish Editor Tribune: I am guilty! The time comes when we must Are you? But should we do it? assume again an attitude of high Last Christmas a very attracindignation against the industrial tive proposition was presented to smoke nuisances bless Its heart the electrical dealers whereby any customer who made a purTwo Hamlets on Broadway are chase of electrical gifts received Inviting us to consider what fa a coupon entitling them to an enrotten in Denmark Conditions larged colored portrait with the elsewhere in Europe are covered of Some months payment postage by the regular communiques later I called on a certain A marvelous type the new-da- y his patronsoliciting age m a ward carnival program European diplomat He can carry water on both shoulders and a mentioning the fact that our electrical store was putting in an chip advertisement “Oh yes” he said A mysterious ray calculated to “I have your number with a lot of other electrical stores Who were paralyze any gasoline motor is being tested for military use On giving away free portrait enfrosty mornings our garage Is largements on which we photograalive with them phers expected to do a nice ChristThis is a great country even mas bilsiness You are one of these stores which I have listed it does buy novelized versions and decided is not entitled to my if of the motion picture success patronage” I really had not thought of the "Little Women" other fellow when I accepted this The president has swept everyproposition and I told him so before him In the South thing His idea Is that If a dealer wants American visit Has our sister to give away any premiums let continent no Vermont? him give away something in his own line which he sells and not The show automobiles cut down make premiums out of something the middle to reveal the Inner which is the other fellow's bread workings are beautiful jobs —so and butter much more cleanly halved than This Idea should apply also to a fast freight does it price cutting We too often sae We can’t get over Peggy Joyce dealers who take some nationally finding herself engaged to a proknown article and offer It at cash fessor Maybe they were both price on terms to mislead their absent-minde- d patrons into believing that there ia no markup-o-n other items sold Not much can be said for the on terms and on which the dealer nazi ban on critics of the drama is permitted to set his own prices but a purge of Mondaymornlng Such nationally advertised items would find us warmare usually side lines with such quarterbacks ing up to Adolf dehlers but are the other fellow’s bread and butter and the prinAnd Sherman hadn't seen Spain ciple is the same as the premium when hs said it -- — — stunt mentioned above - CLAUDE R DODGE Copyright 1936 by the North — — 153 East Broadway”: — —American Newspaper AI-And So On Politician — I can get you a soft job at $3000 a year but of course that means you split with me— you get $2000 and I $1000 I Worker — that's sure fine spose I’ll have an assistant to do JJhe work won't I?” Politician — Sure and we’ll split his salary three ways for the three of us— Capper’s Weekly the fellow who believes thoroughly -in himself and Will not accept an adverse Verdict Jimmy thinks he fa the funniest man in the world and won’t be talked out of It He belitfves in himself so firmly that his faith becomes contagious When he broke away from hie two partners Clayton and Jackson there were thoee who said his solo would not last longHe mads a hit in a musical revue and the movies grabbed him For several films he looked as big a laugh getter as W C Fields but the furore faded and Jimmy found studio executives And giving him the there he “was with a Hollywood hacienda and time on his hands He came back to New York took a whirl in Billy Rose’s i Little hogs can also wreck a civilization We Americans are afraid Of big hogs We deplore major crimes and big shot criminals We denounce gangsters and enemies of lawan tjr order Gunmen and bandits are ‘the“Jban 6”0 f ou Fexl s te n c e7b uF we put up no warning signs about little hogs They are not considered dangerous We condone the merchant who gives short weight the professional man who exacts excessive fees the politician who is in on the graft and the ordinary citizen who lies to lessen his taxes and takes small advantage here and there of those who trust him— yet m Lucky Strike for Don D Tullis' Little Hogs Hurt ern farmers for reciprocal trade The in competitive products state department will do nothing soon about Mexico either There remains Great Britain Joins Debate on The United Kingdom is our best Letters appearing In this Economic Order customer taking large quantities do not express the views of of cotton foodstuffs furs and The Tribune They are the opinTribune: CongratulaEditor ions of contributors with which hides tobacco petroleum prodThe Tribune may or may not agree ucts wood copper and machin-- ’ tions for Con Thueson and his The following rules govern contributions: ery Prom England ws ge shoes arraignment of the judges and 1 Letters limited to 300 words courts linen and Preference given to short commuTribune-Telegraclothing textiles to seem 2 Write legibly nications writers forum and Certain miscellaneous liquor antiques clearly on one side of the paper only have no objective no reason no manufactures and— by indirect 3 Religious and racial discussions barred Partisan comment can be trade— tin rubber and wool thought or facts and their arprinted only with true name of The case for a trade agreement ticles often betray senility—just 4 Personal aspersions prowriters hibited 5 Poetical contributions the rambling of gibbering old with Great Britain Is appealing not wanted 6 Letters may be barred for obvious misstatements of The British are reported as men — bo good in fact they are statements or which are for fact good for nothing “warming up" to the Idea Walnot In accord with fair Play and Mr Hollenbeck commenting on ter Elliott the chief apostle of good taste 7 The Forum is not an advertising medium 8 Writers must “It economic nationalism for Great Russian democracy says: sign true names and addresses in Letters unless partisan will Ink Britain has been ousted from the would prohibit rents interest and carried over assumed name if he out American In all cases ministry of agriculture and the profits and wipe writer so requests If however true name and address constitution and freedom” heaving etate of Europe makes to be attached must communion “freedom” London anxious to cultivate closer our constitution and tlon 9 The Forum cannot consider more than one letter from the same is founded on rents interest and relations with Washington writer at one time Moreover the Ottawa agreeprofits it ought to be wiped out for these are the food of ments by which a set of prefer— He says “You can’t have ential tariffs were set up betweSYT servico stations reading numbers a democracy 'without rents inthe British empire countries exon to ten measuring petrol pire next August and England will terest and profits" If these are Ws need a new eystem— a new be free to make new trade arpillars of democracy abolish Zion The very best government somesubstitute and democracy Women Wage rangements on Wickedness possible is an intelligent benevoThis looks like a break for Corthing better are organizing forces and employing investigators Tradition says a mythological lent dictatorship The worst Is a dell Hull Actually it is his chief CLUBWOMEN Zion existed so called because despotic fascist dictatorship as in department in cleaning up this city while danger For the British dominGermany and Italy If majority similar movements have been launched in othef parts of the ions are our chief competitors in there were no landlords and vasshould rule then a farmer-workborrowers selling food and raw materials to sals no usurers and country In the capital of Arizona fpr example 500 women vigwealth-owninis needed to work no g our idle is dictatorship as privileged England England just ilantes have banded themselves together as guardians of public the necessary transition few and hoards of exploited chief competitoln selling manumorals and Supervisors of law enforcement Here in Utah indigROUX) ENRICO DILLAN serfs There were no rich and no factured goods to the dominions nant ladies reaUzing that vice still persists after forty -- centuries poor and they had all things in Trade common Expanding of condemnation They were of one heart Compulsory Arbitration legislation litigation and fulminatlon have British trade has expanded in and mind having no need of concluded that attempts at extermination may continue to be inOf Disputes Urged the last seven years often at our political differences and contribeffectual wherefore they recommend regulation 'fumigation and uted labor according to their Editor Tribune: In your issue of expense by playing one eager raw sanitation material country off against the ability and each received accord28th Inst appears an article the : " The active and alert president of the fact other -- Her commercial diplomacy ing to his needs Political parties entitled “Paris” in which Prefinding “committee indicate lack of unity and civiliof the local organization is quoted as expressing concurrent views has created a “buyer’s market” mier Leon Blum is reported as for what she must Import and a zation One party having and the having presented a bill to the of the membership in favor of “licensing houses of vice to put “seller's market” for what she other wanting makes war chamber of deputies forming arbithem under supervision of the police And the board of health” in the chop window If Mr has Mr Hollenbeck state to tration of labor disputes This is objects for the legal moral and sanitary protection of the community Hull opens trade negotiations with unity directing talents and efforts by the head of a socialist party “It seems impossible to blot out these evils and so they should be Ottawa as agreethe where needed He prefers it as What socialism is in France we England ments are about to expire he may it is today where college mathecontrolled” says the spokeswoman for the alliance know but little Voters in the to pothe reduced find himself The mayor of Salt Lake City has declared his readiness to maticians are often found in United States pay but little re- Canada of sition bidding against aid the women in their fight on vice in all its sinister demoralizAustralia South Africa and the ing and disgusting phases However the city has no legal auArgentine for British commercial favors thority to issue Hcense to sinful concerns and will have to await some action by the state legislature to cover that deficiency DurPart of Mr Hull’s mission at Buenos Aires is to align the Aring the past quarter of a century many attempts have been made By Ham Park gentine with us in a united front to control gambling lottery schemes and other deplorable manIf his dion European trade art of You drained the chalice of my love on advice the The best ifestations of mortal depravity Periodical assessments of fines plomacy could also line up the And threw my heart away to as is about easy ecooccasional raids and even segregation schemes have failed to being happy his Dominion- of Canada — MERLINQ CLYDE when well to be follow as advice meet with public approval or to produce desired results It fa a nomic might American Fork ll Tug-weAs amount to something one Is sick— Swetchine condition found all over the country presenting a problem in all set Notes on the Cuff Department urged three years ago a attempts at the solution of which many obstacles are encountered of International agreements cov-A woman never makes a' man a Life for Happy Recipe from of landlords the down such greed ranging through variegated ering basic raw materials “ w 1 1 h o u t intention unhappy are first ounces Three necessary shades of hypocrisy to the common frailties of human nature as the wheat agreement negotiatwhereas a man with the best of of to meet patience ed at London id the way The Arizona vigilantes have perfected an organization In Then of repose and peace' of intentions may hurt a woman this competitive situation- - The Phoenix jvith 500 volunteers each of whom is an operative signconsiderably and without even a pound is needful conscience method of direct negotiation with it guessing too of ing a number instead of a name on reports rendered to heaall Of sorts conpastimes England for mutual tariff as should as much has been be made to dquarters Application gathered incorporate the associcessions is to walk Into the parApropros of the distinction bethe hand can hold ation and make it a responsible individual under the statutes lor pf the most astute negotiators tween an amateur and a profes- Of " of and “ pleasant memory on the planet If vice is ever to be reduced to a state of subpission to law sional is one a professional if Yet this is precisely what the hope three geod drachms it will doubtless be done by the concerted Action- - of women There be at least but one marries for money? is prepared to etate mujt department There are so many forms and degrees of iniquity from petty gam' they should moistened be do Discussions have advanced I mentioned to Postmaster With a liquor made from true bling to patronizing the ponies from polite lying to perjury from to such a point that an announceSmoot that as far as I had been secret infideUty to public abandonment they may require fempleasures which rejoice the heart ment of formal negotiations with of a man Then of love’s magic drops a able to learn no portrait inine intuition indignation discrimination and moral- determinaEngland is expected In the next has ever appeared on a United few — be would This months pofew tion to expose condemn and circumscribe the offenses and shame But use them sparingly for States coin or the picture of a litically a popular move although woman on the postage stamps the offenders it is open to the they bring a flame economically The disturbing thought about the Salt Lake City situation Which naught but tears can And hs said he guessed that 'was serious objections already menthe reason why we lick the stamps drown is that it Is recurrent At intervals year after year this same tioned and squeeze the coin therewhole Grind the and mix as a hand diplothe other On is into problem public view The startling thing about dragged with of an ounce merriment of would be the move it matic it all is that the favored few continue in charge of the moral At the manufacturers’ aqd purTo liven yet all this may not utmost importance with relation rackets which are claiming the attention of the women’s clubs chasing agents’ banquet Thursday bring happiness to the present crisis in Europe Ez Fjeldsted told about a Except in your orisons you lift night Such an agreement would be evimember of the Ogden chamber of dence that—the continent will your voice To Him who bolds the gift of commerce who eent a ScandinaCasey’s weather the Spanish storm vian clerk out to collect some bills one of those peculiar parallels of fate called “coincidences” health BYthe popular recitation of a half century ago the one on which' Returning to the etore the clerk --MARGARET OF NAVARRE Copyright the Register and seemed very jubilant Tribune Syndicate 1500 A D the late DeWolf Hopper rose to fame “Casey at the ?” has been —'What - luck— did u-have asked the boss Literal given renewed attention during the past week Fishy “Purty goot’r replied tbe clerk The original character the old - time 'pinch'bitterefhe'ceTe- - —The blacksmithwas instructing These modern days we all recoil “Malster Smith he pay und Mais-te- r a novice In the way to treat a brated Mudville nine died the other day in Detroit Press diFrom bringing up a dwarf YoneS say he pay in Yanuary" horseshoe So baby takes cod liver oil spatches carried an account of his ball playing youth his unobtru‘’I’ll bring you the shoe from “Are you sure Jones said he ' And smells just like a wharf sive journey through life and his final home run — would pay in January? He never the fire and lay It on the anvil' —EVA W IDLES WANGS- before has made' any such promWhen I nod my head you hit It Immediately after Casey’s death came the announcement that CARD Ogden with this hammer" ises ” the author of the poem Ernest Lawrence Thayer of Santa Barbara "Veil Ay tank so He say it The apprentice did exactly as Cal had been left a modest fortune by a sisterwho died in Mass- ' Spendtjhrift he was told but he’ll never hit a bane a dam’’ cold day when you achusetts It is not always that a poet receives even an indirect I gave you my heart blacksmith again — Hartford get dotmoney and Aytank dot remuneration for his vagrant visions andvagarics rAnd tendered love each day Courant bane in Yanuary” proof-that-San- t- On tha highway between vannah and Jacksonville there is a sign that reads: “Look out for little hogs” That’s an idea The tourist in the eouth- - is always watching for cattle and big hogs on the road They roam at will and cause many wrecks Little hogs are given email consideration but two little ones are harder to avoid than one big one and they can wreck a car equally ' ' as well Political Barrie and Both common sense suggest that we should roundrtit our agreement with Canada by an ' agreement Here again politiwith Mexico cs-bars the way The religious And communist question would be raised at once and Mexican cattle and Mexican fruit and vegetables would swiftly cool tha enthusiasm of southern and west- slap-ban- Sa- tomer) Commercially speaking there is a ‘stronger case for stabilizing our trade with Japan than for anything else Mr" Hull might attempt The exchange of raw cotton and raw silk is too important to both countries to allow — Japanese dumping?— to— inflame our industrial producers Yet an agreement with the “bad boy” of eastern Asia wopld be politically impossible r Highlights of N eiv Y ork As Seen by OO McIntyre Copyright—1938 Guess I McNaugbt-Syndic- - at Work Teacher — Johnny you were not attending just now What is the chief river in Egypt? Johnny— The Nile Mias 7 Teacher — Yes end what ire its tributaries? Johnny — Er ths Miss?— Windsor Star juveniles |