Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING FEBRUARY U 1934 Half a Loaf of Bread Is Half a Day of Life in China la New York itTj "the waterfront" In San Francisco wa call II “the " In Shanghai it iJ “the Bund” Not tomark yourself u a Complete newcomer — which of course you are but h don't wi? to admit —you must at once begin in China to s speak of all embar-eadcro- KATHLEEN By NORRIS Rogers Looks Into High Society W ith Qold Earrings watei-front- as “Bunds" By WILL SOGERS ‘ Well alt I know'is just what I read in the papers or what I see as 1 prowl Well got some social news for' you 1 am not so hot on w — today the social gag but when we were back in Washington couple of weeks ago Mrs Rogers Mary and myself why among all the other prowling around we attended what they call a White House The Bund in Shanghai lies along the’’fnuddv and dangerous waters of the river Whangpoo a tributary of the great yel ow sinister a n g t s e - kjang When you fall into the Whangpoo you Kathleen-Narri- a are not apt to be seen again there are mud suction undertow currents everything that it is undesirable for a river to have in the Whangpoo yrittftmt fascinating crowd- ed busy not at all as unhappV as'shud-derinReception' Thats American women are apt to think one of those little oriental cities the city comes right quiet intimate afdown to it Shanghai had an unexpectfairs where some-times for homelike edly cheering effect upon me For the poverty of the orient while making what purposes they only WE call poverty a laughable misnpmer have 12 or 14 bundoes not necessarily create a state of dled guests At the The swarming streets are depression bigger ones it runs will Roger! filled with beaming faces and the laughup to a couple of thousand It starts ' ter of highvoices Our yellow brother about nine oclock W had been there hgsjl keen arid- unquenchable scry of i)t Dinner at humor and if be is dressed in rags only about ten guests Then We stayed patched on rags— ahd he often is— he u for the Reception Ifwarthe firet time-- I warm and he is gay and— surprisingly— had ever seen one Most he is decent lias been to them I guess buteverybody me so I The virtue of modesty but at that it was mighty ao amazingly lacking in certain parts of exciting for me First I pretty near had an argument Europe and America is magnificently with the President while he was chang-inmanifested in China even along the frbm his tuxedo (which he had worn squalid lower section of the Bund even in the teeming native quarters of Shang- at dinner ) to fils dees suit which of hai and Peking and Hongkong course he would have to wear at the The decorous population of a Kansas or an He had asked me into his big Reception room to show me all the things he has Iowa town are not more modest than In there the Chinese Somehow it makes one I asked him if he dident sit like the Chinese to see them working down during the time the people were so hard in bitter cold at work we make passing by (It takes about an hour and animals or machines do and to study Well he sad no that he stood half) Weil then I blew up: I told him he their pride their decency their cheerfulness ought to sit down That was one time I was telling the President of the U S Millions of Chinese men and Women what to do I have done it a lot of have just one object in life— to live - Somehow to times but not so they could hear it but get enough rice and tea to this time I was laying the law down keep life in their bodies somewhere to Wellstnyhow 1 dident get away with it find a corner into which to crawl at He went right down and stood up ail that nigjt and by some chance to keep the time I dident win but I still think I am patches warm and thick upon the other Its an right imposition to ask him to patches— this keep them toiling from aland all that time poverty of the orient while morning until night Every scrap of Having Dinner in the White House "is making what we call poverty a laughfood ia seized the half cookie a small more fun and laughs than anv able misnomer does not neressarily English hand lays on a wall the refuse a place I know creat and it has just about ‘as much a state of depression big Engliah ship drops overboard Tho On formality as dining with a neighbor But the river barges there are nets anti swarming streets are filled with beamI must get back to the Reception ing facet and the laughter of high whatever drifts by the barge is drawn I go down stairs and the voices in Inspected tasted it may be the shell first ene I run into was Alice (pardon mv familiarof the grapefruit you had for breakfast alime and mud: Open food stores vSth but with their ranged rows of while ity or a floating dead fish or a tangle from nothing else dont fit her but the chatter below and the beggars and I made a courtesy and kissed smoking great cauldrons of fish and rich Alice) and pawns red dragons and south knights -- the kitchen— beet and celery tops outer winds’ the hand I wasent going to let some her crowds and the smells of oil and and tremendous Chinese samovars 'of it LS all g(ay and social and leaver of cabbage’ and lettuce— it Is all unlike French Diplomat have What one experts such workquite fish and incense and opium and fOodr tea are at every corner a bowl of to anything on me be much everyInto the center of all this " 11 she looked lovely My w ife said garnished rice with tea comes to a third bright light hard people— thing else stupefying and thrilling-h- ire Seeing these eager she was the class of the Show She had and brilliant display the great shoulder of a cent per service is old China gripping one's heart marty of them handsome and fine— strug-glin- g on some queer of a temple wall will Beautiful dominoes earrings They was great or one of so earnestly just to keep nourished protrude chessmen and one with those zigzag bridges made familiar anescaping sanse one comes to have a quite different idea Tn®h Jon tiles are made In hundreds o by to it belonged somehow the willow pattern china of our child- litUe oiled wood shops The workers ago food and of life of coming back to something long are known Wil! anP1 Ita wav acr°ss 8 eanaL on the street bending over their actually w°d rather than the Bund sell food Along men discovering something new they tea balconies on the canal fine instruments blowing the mar-bl- e It was worth the whole squat in the mud around the little kitchfilled with babbling families and are trip to me— dust pausing to takeaway to in the scene the ens and laugh and chatter over bowls whole 24000 miles from California glance upward at the dim high fronts of that drify pageantlike along the rohbled back of rice flat rice cakes chestnuts baked' to California— to sec for myself the aurraundtar buildings that r almost how much 10 sidewaks yams sunflower seeds fish soup noodles close off the sky is to drink they know how ’ Back of the lhe£? cutters are deep of an much wiser lhan mostof us are in spiv-in- g hot tea On all aides the little charcoal the fin ished sets ranged in boxes-exqu- isite “PPed stoves are amoking for everyone must our comparatively simpler problems with mysterious lateat a great deal It ia not hearty food ind Fifth dy ‘° btf°d in Bond street ' tices rooted deep ingold they are in their real poverty their real walk five feet avenue Shanghai alone must not any too austainlng they need it soon aad incessant encounter with the exwomen high above the have several hundred of these By o o McIntyre tremes that we never know gain tiny shop world thoughtfully down looking and 1934 sre (CopyrightSomeone sends me a clipping conCargo barges Bell Syndicate Inc) roped three ant) four deep all along the Bund They are a' cerning my first meeting with Holdark oily brown tha men and women lywood's favorite vagabond the and babies who live on then are dark Jim Tully In some reminisoily brown clothed in patched and res cences which Tully wrote for Bob patched and patched black Most barges are about 20 feet long with (Continued from Pas Three) Wagner he says: This was after the church authorities an open low space in the middle Some of the figures in connection with perhaps “and science “O O McIntyre simply can’t hale courses during the school had announced their policy to disconsi feet square In here the family live Dixie are given above in a tinue secular education year ending 1932 120 men in Commerce A long unless of courre it be some comparison anybody takihg out a strange tangle of bedding between Weber and the other state junior Even yet the church is not five men in dentistry 50 men and 127 at night and crawling under the boards cruel man whn admits in the public colleges of the education field at women in education 64 men in that make a sort of low deck fore and aft engineer-inWashington county in supplying $5000 print Gallipohs Ohio is ah ugly Dixie since it Is providing $7300 for to sleep 42 men in the forestry three women in town annually for an average registration of current college year It is a state institu-tiohome economics '5 men in law and 14 121 high school students They wske mother grandmother fawas at that “I first met McIntyre while attendmen and two women in medicine definitely recognized as such but ther five or ilx amall bundle oforien-ta- l time contributing possibly 40 the state is contributing per cent thia gives a total of 436 men andWhile a meeting of the Dutch Treat club nothing to its ing or less babyhood at perhapa aix It ia dawn 306 of the actual operating cost of support Some slight exception might women registration for only 497 with Rupert Hughes in 1924 I' was Silently good naturedly yawning each that educating number of be in made school that high the Is state enrolled the member o( tha group atumblea toward is aeen to students When 4he total expenditures for repayment of some publicresponsible unknown and rathqr befuddled and bt quite veried and program works adhia own task Everyone washes conambitious at Dixie for the average period are diministration projects there undertaken save for the consideration of Hughes Weber Expenditure vided scientiously with a gray rag The grandby the total of registration an In behalf of students mother takes off her wedded blouses completely lost The expenditures at Weber as average cost per student of all grades How does a state institution subsist may Jurns her back alutces her old mahogany is reached be calculated from the above of $18819 but the cost per “McIntyre helped me tide over the without state funds? The answer is figures tram thoroughly down to the waist show an annual average of college student must be much higher everting among so many well known hinted at in the following account ob$139 only her for the three-yea- r d be equally unfair to subtract bared old feet Into presently puts people Later when lost in the Amtained from authoritative sources at period studied comthe the bucket Two smell girls comb and $o000 from the total bassador hotel in Los Angeles with paring with $225 at Snow per student college: expenditures and braid each other' long black hair turn divide Charles Chaplin he came up to our by toe actual average Af wiH be seen later no com: reg"Through the cooperation of the Washltar by turn firmly and neatly without hur- istration which would give college table parable figure at Dixie la obtainable a student ington county school board Si George cost of ry “He reported me later as sitting ill $50360 or adding the 43 special “‘idling Mother meanwhile — “wing to the chamber of commerce the various comStudents at ease in my store clothes He didn't of $33035 ! munities of Washington and county other know fighters and I had been one lend junior barefoot students 121 to 82 regular Dixie’s Curriculum agencies sufficient funds were assured college grade! long the awakening Bund for ginger or Evidently he did not know that ihe to make possible the continuance of Including the high school average Dixie's curriculum i indicated in the the aoy or some other seasoning for the rice first thing a fighter gels 7s a girl a Not °nly has this been done xpenditures 8t Dixie were reports to the committee of nine to be and father atep up and down hi barge diamond and a tailnr-ma- d without Joss of prestige to the school suit At not quite so ambitious as that of Weber carefully carrying the fat sausage of D°w Weber has had to any rate I sent all the clippings from but standards have actually been rolsed shows 27 men and 8 women lt Is economize old clothes from whose end respectively O O’s columns to my tailor who was registered shown in the fact that over the three- and the enrollment in arts and sciences 33 men and inconsiderably 23 wo- merge the small trousered legs and also Jack London’s year period it spent an average of $1356 creased" men in education 1 man and-woman round Jlttle shaved head of the baby “I said: ’Here you per student year for supplies and This is the Enrollment Study ' in fine arts and 21 men and 3 women The? baby is good and intereited and equip- way you make me look’ He swore compared with $2870 at Dixie The following analysis of in liberal arts Is a total of 117 This adorable like all beloved babies ' enrollment later I had stolen the Suit from a U Hit iritih?fhl?Vcho°1 students included) of recent years Is given: registrations as coipplred with an acmother brought him Into the world aome S senator" at Snow tual college enrollment that year “to 1929-3the enrollment was 77 three feet from where he is riding the That there Is much 39 of these were from of 86 persons It's not pleasant news that Ed Howe or part SI George 21 parental shoulder - tlmework oa the part voluntary At Snow for the same year 65 men balance of Washington — has discontinued his monthly "There of ih “e county —“Presently ‘combed iiiJ cTaland friende staff i shown by the fact that 9 from other sections and 19 women-werare several hundred writing folk In of Utah and 8 from registered in arts the ly the whole circles about the average ealary for the 35 member in and sciences and 36 men and 79 women outside the state In 1930-3New York who looked forward to its ” rc howl the family the enrollhot tee steams into the the school year of 1932 was less in education giving the total ment was 82 with 40 students from St arrival with a glow Mr Howe was enthan college morning i heavy cold lr the haply chat$1100 or about that of a rollment of 219 George 25 from other points of Washfairly capable always saving the things most of us ter begins It is inconceivable that for The Junior colleges of Utah this stenographer Yet with an average reg ington county li from other Utah points thought of saying but he said them ferrying a few of their atrange looking lstration of 497 this works out to 14 2 re toaking a heroic struggle to year 6 qut of the state In 1931-3so directly and lucidly the enrollcarry properties to and fro the breed winner onstudents college The ment 86 was for of each of with problem 39 35 At 81 he deserves a release from the from St George financing Will receive from bis clients more than even the operation of existing properly th largest proportion in 24 from other points of Washington institu- - all writing worries of course befew poor cent a day That will b the State among the Institutions tions has not been solved That of procounty 11 from other Utah points 12 cause he has been a hard and sinof enough— he owns his floating home His higher education exeept for the ‘Uni- out of state In 1932-3viding needed plants for these and for cere worker all his life But to the enrollment wife and mother with the deplorable other institutions in communities which was 121 with 58 from St he became a prop that held us many 22 means at their command keep it astonGeorge up durhave Just as much right to such institufrom other Washington county ing those fallow stretches that come points ishingly comfortable His baby m IB from other Utah tions a on statistical to the trade If he at 80 could do so showing is on points 22 from out " Dixie College extraordinarily amart baby In short that has not yet been touched of state much why should those of us much the feeling these familiea etlr in one's educational plants younger who did much less whine heart is not consternation nor pity nor “During the present year we have an turned over to the state by the 11 special students Somehow I cannot believje disgust nor anxiety it is obvious that Ed church when the state ' the passed Howe is really quitting his profes-sioThe expenses of students junior they have solved their problems in a wav college Jaws that of Dixie in attending of point the Dixie junior college are low The It is probably just a temporary that satisfies them they are not wretched years is tha most modern having been cos during the school nor envious nor restless nor even pique For writing Is a difficult habit constructed in 191L or 22 years asn year 1932-3to shake off even after 20 amounted to but $148 Board of course if you once years and ater Present room has been obtainable Mr Howe has been writing 60 have enough to eat In China Chine sup-p- P ‘ building was completed a gymnasium during r nor-toe last two years lor $15 to $20 a month toe ffreui Nero'a old definition mil course added and the St Seasonal visitors to Miami and InGeorge Room for batching quarters have been of the needs of the people was “bread end the Dixie dianapolis motor races will miss the HARRISBURG Pa (UP)-circuses provided at only nominal figures Due Shanghai’s Bund hefr native school with Professor Hugh M Wood- Although to the W’arm winter climate the cost of geniality of Steve Hannagan The toere are but 400d more boys than quarters are mort exciting even on the ward now of Provo as brilliant girls president Is being fuel Irishman also a young grainiest end quietest day than anything low” very product succeeded in 1918 by the late Ksstus school age In Pennsylvania census of Lafayette Ind has been made vice ' Barnum aver exploited ' Snow Romney and then Attendance Figure figures showed that 42000 more boy by Joseph K president of a major advertising U° t? wh? erved-!vhn they manufacture jThe attendance figures given just president most ' than girls are Enrolled In pubhc schools agency in New York with one of of time since anything shut the worker away in high above show an average junior those elaborate indirectly lighted ofcollege The boys outnumbered the lofts or immense factories end condemn Dixie became e recognized mefnber of registration for the three academic years girls in fices and a brass plate “In Confer- deadly monotonyif no worse — ihe American Aasociation of Junior Cql- - -- - fnding in 1932 of 82 of whom it Is shown — every grade but jhe eighth and the last- - -- - enee“ to hang on “his door when pals n n 1923 when JnJine with 1 n — toe the thousands of to of report the school year — committee high of nine other round 1nwlth 7he cracked ice Han- - “ church institutions °id bangles shawls fans that 30 were aophomore and 52 were fresh-me- n its scope was Superintendent of public Instruction nagan knows the celebrities and' in to include general junior In addition there were 43 said records revealed that more Chu r Produced college Tunney’s erly ring days was the girls than students and 121 in tha high schoolspecial ' tortuous end between of the Institution boys the 14 of ages and mak fighter’s most intmate friend was changed to Dixie complicated little winding street lined 16 years leave school for work and a total ing enrollment ift college the instituwith small hop that gush that more boy than girls 4 re over age tion of 248 M Movie Invasion of the theatrical however light and ' Geor' for the grides in which they are en1 chattering folk Most of these three-yea- r the at During th world in New York did not turn out institu-tions other n08 the period ten fee wde the totter rolled and the college is still church well an this supplied a of season— save that of Helen average $33738- -I doing large dim house almost meet over- -' Ing According to statistics boys start with proportion of high school work Have Katharine Hepburn and Con”t(ntion given to the high a lead of nearlv 10 000 over school students and talking in the rad girls fvryo"'i laughing Washington countv conStarted In 1927 Nagel rereived h’gh cr tirsl first grade ' This lead tapers riow n unalthough the backs under the tributed $5000: Total revenues of the prase for indivdual performance nf thf present scienca til it is lost by Um! ®ry - institution few hundred in the rty clothe re bent from bur-a- n in that their bqt period average $46was erected in 1927 and tha plays were wobbly Yet farh iflhth grade and the brown feet are bare in the It is regained bv 'mort had such a strong personai nd expenditures acond etorfn l$2 were than 3000 in the ninth grade and lost following about $300 less for a while after thal their hjr a thousand in tha twelfth theater were pecked opening Y i long gold buckets that looked kinder like minature coal scuttles I think she wore em just for a laugh They was gold and she wanted to see if her fifth cousin would confiscate it Th Cabinet ws there One of em I met that night that I hadent met before I had never met Mr lekes he is s mighty nice fellow and they claim very able He and I picked up an old argument that we had differed on I claim that t is the Hoover Dam But there was lots of things we agreed on Met Mrs Wallace Secretary of Agricultures wife he was away speaking somewhere Farmers are people that loved to be made speeches tof He has a tough job There is so many people that farm that are not farmers It would be like trying to provide jobs for everybody that wanted to be an actor whether they could act or not Our Treasurer and wife are verv charming I have been a friend of his Dads for years the elderly Mr Morgen-thaand I knew the son before his ap- - jT&fJLaU like him thefJUnv BarIFy pretty wife was there a4Ihlnj5-ahcheerful as ever Knew d the first name of every one of the whole fifteen hundred Mr Roper was there g u Een- ' his own Democrats kinder like Mr Dockweiler does In Cal Mr Dern of the Army and we renewed old acquaintances of our trip with the Govenors last summer Missed Mr Swanson of the Navy an old crony who I always like from away back in Senate days Guess he was celebrating for the Navy had just landed an appropriation that day that will make it a Navy again Then Mr Hull who was being congratulated on all sides for his Conference work in South America We are gpng to quit being revenue officers for South American Republics If they want to make- their owq revolutions let em go ahead The Attorney General were away too and Mrs Perkins I had had a chat with her on another trip Theylong say she is the most able woman that ever entered politics She geU it done Old Jessie Jones was prowling around there labs on his Reconstruction loans! They served a little punch' nothing in it but by this time there would be We attended that one two weeks too early Then they had dancing in the Blue Room but it all busts up aboutBig eleven not only about but at eleven wasent all big wigs like the ones I They mentioned There was secretaries voters taxpayers lobbyists everything They sav its not as classy as the Republicans had but what a Democrat lacks m class nowadays he makes up in numbers Its well worth seeing —once (Copyright 1934 by the McNaught ' Syndicate Inc) g tor-luri- F 00 r°in'ae- up-int- Junior Colleges in Utah Has Approving Words For Some a Rap for Others red-hair- strug-‘n1sue- g n stu-den- pnjww “‘fix fzsisjaji as stu-$M- lr -- -- “ 1931-19- Weber-col--le- -- 1 - 2 - - °hVhr condi-ttonall- y More Boys Than Girls in School Of Pennsylvania two-yea- ’ uL°e lrgd en-it?- K !“d st "d8lnf n a I’ve never been far up front in the cheering division for H'L Mencken who always seemed to me a bit obvious in enthusiasms and dislikes He never tackled those of his mental caliber for his is a brilliant intellect He liked to flay such nebulous geographical districts as “the Bible Belt” or chiropractors and flaunt a superi-ority by collecting detached from the rurat press to list under the jeering head “Americana”-Menckenever went' tot the mat with anvbedv his weight size and y He will not be missed in the magazine field his periodical being almost moribund when he deserted para-grap- men-talit- Short shavings: Caesar the mug imposed the firstAugustus:"' lax Sinclair Lewis dedicated his re! cent book to Philip Goodmanmost the-atric- al man Elizabeth Cobb's “She Was a Lady ’ is a best seller The Lawrence Tibbetts live on East End avenue Jimmy Dtirante took his father with him to California recently Oscar of the has written his 118th cookbook Thorne Smith is the most lar humorously ribald writer ofpoputhe moment Sinclair Lewis' “Work of Art” is his own best and mostsym-patheic answer to Babbitt Garbo s shoe size is 7 double A Frances Hodgson Burnett often did not have money to pay postage on man' ' and P0ward Clifton Webb were likethis on Coward’s most recent trip France's jobless now "“"tow J0OOOO Martin Beck is toe best known American theatrical man in Europe va? nce a comedian his man A midtown doctor’s straight is the postoffice for shady Broadway romances Tex® Guinan biography is written by four different peoplebeing Mrs Leslie Carter refuses to sell "her stage and screen rights to “Za Za ” for sentimental reasons The best book on Abraham Lincoln-“Lin-- o°to by Dale Carnegie The Rose-lan- d Dance hall Is to become a caba-rHenry Moquin famous taurateur left a $900000 estate res The pick of Broadway’s “small 'bft1 players have always been a smash in E°r even stars are only in flashes on the screen Claude WM derided most of his Jife Pu‘nler’ by a cabal of Paris Pr‘l‘“ comparable to the lgonquin wd Se tocam and not one of hut critic 4 unmortal remembered Manuel Quezon president of the Pin® enaW lives in constant dread Newsstand owners m New York many blind have paid a million in graft crippled to Tam many henchmen tqfetain their busi- Tarfytown N Y bank-- “ la to the best- - shape of any banlrin — America According to federal reserve experts And has been loaning money right along to toe worthy - State Senator Berg has started the baI1 rolling for a thorough investigation of toe breach of promise racket in New York And it may shake a lot of shysters into prison cells Senator Berg savs the breach of promise suit is the eapbn of the prosti-tul- e for a shakedown in 99 cases out' of one hundred Wal-do- rf ’m! -- s?e"nie ?t i!': " (Copyright 1934 McNaugM Syndicate InaJ - 94 |