Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SATURDAY MORNING ffikw l)c Halt fake When Everybody’s Got a Stake in the Race It’s Pretty Hard to Keep From Rooting and Giving Advice New York Day-by-Da- By AUGUST 5 1933 y o o McIntyre puftf-’’ v r "air-tigh- t’’ 1 not dle? in Dim lit It was sliced into booths A seedy drowsy pianist as I entered became crouchlngly alert fairly breaching on the keys as he struck A waiter tried pilotup “Margie" ing me to a far corner But I’ve been around— three Sunday excursions in a row to Atlantic Cityl So I sat at a table near the door holding my hat A minion In mussy Tuxedo with pencil poised took my order for a bottle of ginger ale "Plenty of the hard stuff t he informed I shook my head e He returned with the ginger ale and a blonde a bedraggled doxy with "This is tarnished silver slippers Babs" he said “One of our host' esses and a swell little number" Babs with a quick bow said: ‘TU have a gin" Drank it neat and edged closer From out of town?” with a hand lightly on my aleeve "From the mid die west" I said Sha had a cousin I asked it she knew Jay In Topeka DON'T” SET TOO VAST ' Apace!!! This A MARATHON "EASY!EASY LOSE THE: RACE START' Too VAST Voti'-L- L -If- -Voo mum -- Census of nice-trav- eling Gives Line On Code Effect nation-recover- - d 1 carpet-- n &3S fc&HsS Before a man can put soul into his things not mentioned He combined to form this glorious being— WOMAN work he must be allowed to have e e soul of his own to put Into it— SW NOTES ON THE CUFF lected 8 DEPARTMENT amous speeches by According to Hindu legends when r the God who created the world started more or Jess famous on woman He found He had used up speakers: all available materials but knowing "We have with us this evening—” that the world would be nothing with- Milton E Llpman out women He took-“I deem It a great honor-?-” ArS The roundpess of the moon The undulating curve of the eerpent Brown The graceful twist of the creeping "Unaccustomed’ as I am—" Mayor plant Louis Marcus The slenderness of the willow "In this grand and glorious counThe velvet of the flowers try—" Milton H Welling The lightness of the feather "That reminds me of the story of The gentle gaze of the doe the—" Harry J Halton The frolicsome reflection of the As I gaze into your simple faces —" dancing sunbeam Dr W D Donoher The tears of the cloud “That was the tuffestdam steak I The Inconsistency of the wind ever ate—" Ira Dern The timidity of the hflre "From the lowliest clod to the high-es- t The vanity of thef peacock star—” Dr Elmer L Goshen The hardness of the diamond I didn t come here to make a The chill of the snow speech but—" Gus P Backman The cooing of the turtle dove ‘‘Such laws are an Insult to the InAll these along with some other telligence—" Franklin R Riter Already I know what it means to tain higher wages as the remuneration of the lowest paid worker is raised to those levels Two Two of these 54 are miners One is a machinist are carpenters One it Two are general mechanics a painter One works in the clothing One is a general worker industries in the iron and steel machinery and automotive industries two work in textile plants and one is a general after-dinn- n-j- The Denver Disaster ILOOD waters precipitated by a cloudburst and heavy rain A entailed widespread property damage and claimed two lives in the environs of Denver The Castlewood dam crumpled under the roaring sea defying all human efforts to control or direct the course of the torrent ' The calamity no doubt was unavoidable At least there appears to be no outward evidence of public responsibility The disaster invites widespread public sympathy for the residents of ' the stricken district At the same time It conveys a subtle and sinister warning to cities and districts which are required by the force'of drcum-stanto impound great bodies of water for future use It earnest and concentrated attention to the necessity of providing every safeguard for dam construction in all parts of the country There Is nothing In the record to show that the Castlewood dam was unsafe or that any constructional safeguard might have rendered It equal to the strain put upon it Regardless of this fact such disasters cannot be taken for granted- If are they to be regarded as Inevitable much of the safety which should attend these projects Is sacrificed at the outset t In dam construction the public safety should be the first and foremost consideration Irrespective of what late holds in store construction should anticipate so far as possible iwerv - ce dl-re- cts - - "ot hav becn averted but even that does not Justify the teposUon of hazards that would ensue to faulty or unsafe construction in other sections The Denver simply relter-- “i a naming which has been given manydisaster times and one attent5°V Public officials as well fJJ n quires i Then It answers its own question with the statement that the vide president was "bass catching and aunshlne basking" and suggests he might well Interrupt his vacation and atump the state "in the fight to get rid of an amendment (the eighteenth) which he said we ahould kill with our Votes" What Mr Garner proposes to do about that repeal campaign In Texas no one seems to know Aside from his declaration for repeal on the eve of the Chicago convention last year which nominated him for the vice presidency Jack Garner has not talked much about that subject Yet It was his powerful drive as speaker that forced a house vote on outright repeal on the first day of the session in December 1932 That vote which failed by a narrow margin to go for repeal set the stage for the chain of events that make it possible for repeal advocates now to predict the eighteenth amendment will have disappeared from the constitution before 1933 ends ' Not 8e Far Away Perhapd Garner is not to far away from all that has been going on in Washington aince the repeal session of the new congress ended as might bw believed When the list of federal projects to be dealt with under the huge public works authorization of the emergency recovery program came out er ESTABLISHED 1857 ' DINWOODEY’S 37-4- 3 "GOOD FURNITURE ” Tel Was 374 West First South worker in other manufacturing industries Three are classified as laborers in and establishments manufacturing one as a road or street laborer Two are chauffeurs or truck drivers One la a railroad laborer Five are salesmen saleswomen or clerks in stores and four are clerks who are not in stores One is a barber hairdresser or manicurist and one is a laundress or washerwoman Two work In hotel restaurant or boarding-hous- e and two are stenographers or typists The remaining 19 are scattered among a variety of occupations Of each 100 gainfully employed pep sons in 1930 classified by Industry irrespective of their status therein 22 were in agriculture 12 were in retail or wholesale trade (one of these in the automobile or filling station business) six were in professional or semiprofessional businesses and six were in domestic or personal service Five were in the building industry four were connected with ateam or treat railways and three worked in lotels restaurants or x boardinghouses Two were In mining two in the clothing industry two in food or allied industries two in automobile manufacturing two in iron and steel other iron and steel there was a forcible reminder of Gar- works threeor inVehicle industries anc machinery ner included 'i one in metal works other than iron A million two was Included' In and steeL the list so that the n Two were In furniture international boundary commis- two in paper andlumber andtwo in texprinting sion might go ahead with the project tile plants one in chemical and allied for straightening out the Rio Grande Industries one In clay glass and stone and etabilizing the international line Industries one In the leather industry thereby Ae a minority member of and four in miscellaneous manufacthe house Gamer had been in favor of that item for years It’s an impor- turing Including hand trades Two in some were form of public service tant matter in Texas one was concerned with road conWatching Developments struction one with garages one and ' And he must be following with in- was with telephone or telegraph comterest development of the gigantic panies and one with truck transfer public works recovery and reemploy- or cab companies One was connectment scheme which is after all the ed with banking or brokerage one heroic-aiz-e kin of Garner’s own 1932 with insurance one with the recreabill public works which was- so glee- tion and amusement business and one fully branded by his Republican op- with laundries and cleaning estabas the ponents The other five were in biggest "pork barrel" lishments proposal in congressional annals various trade and industrie- s- John Garner on Fishing Trip But May Be Watching Capitol By XIBKE SIMPSON An editorial from a Texas paper on my desk presents a very head “Where Is John Garner?" It in- DO OUR PART Never in our 77 years in business has- - it rbeen necessary for us to change our methods to coincide with any code of fair dealings! We have always maintained a policy which has been above reproach and have never found it necessary to be unethical in our dealings or to mislead our people in order to maintain a satisfactory volume of business— therefore we can whole heartedly indorse President Roosevelt’s National Recovery Act and have complied with its requirements after-dinne- e d Wl PublicPulse The Senator From Sandpit the Nation This Is the sort of action that clarifies the economic atIt shows that preliminary steps have been taken-anmosphere the state may look for tangible results from the combined national and state offensive against unemployment not - ’ ’ Nymphs of Venus you resemble a stunning dresser too All the girlies envy you The world’s your oyster when you BLIND FORM HIKING CLUB dance men have been taking part In Blind — can But you COULD you patch business and even boxing and playmy pants? —Columbia Jester ing cricket in England but the latest development in that direction Is a hikCURIOSITY KILLS IGUANA ing club for the blind formed at ManCuriosity of an iguana nearly shut chester There are about 40 member down the entire electric plant at Um-tat-a who go on a rambling tour tvery South Africa which uses river two weeks While they are accompower An iguana 20 inches' long panied by guides who have their eyewhich must have left the water and sight they get aloqg surprisingly well climbed up the concrete pil- even on rough roads among the hills lars prowled around until he They thoroughly enjoy their outing squeezed himself into a transformer are good walkers and a tramp of 13 Then his tour of discovery brought miles is child’s play for them The him to the Screen protecting the high blind In otljer cities are planning aim- tension gear Mounting this he liar clubs You're She didn't She did not live in Topeka just a cousin there Would I care to dance? I wouldn't e e e Babs was certain she had seen me somewhere Wasn't it In the movies? reminded her so much of Warner Baxter Sha loved him and would like another gin I told her my name was Harry Silver and traveled for a 1930 garden Implement house out off Des Moines She thought that She was going to the Chicago jair‘ Wasn't I a bit lonely? She had a ducky apartment around the corner where we could "get away from all these people" There were only seven in the room including (Editorial Research Report) the waiters I was sorry but I had to ’ and a As catch more and more trades and Indtrain for Poughkeepsie u j recovery'1’ asked for the check “Tack on an- ustries-come under codes submitted other gin" babbled Babs' y by them and approved by the e administration Leads or else Having led with my chin In this quixotic adventure I was ready for a temporary accept SINCE congress enacted the three billion dollar public works the clip Check— $28 SO Being near voluntarily codemore wage more and blanket there’ has been a contest among states to be the first In the door and fairly light on my feet will be covered by the wages I bluffed a prttesh Three gins and earners line for constructive action i a bottle of ginger ale— $28501 I ar- and hours provisions in the codes to ecowhich tltah fires the opening gun In the war against Idleness Mussy Tuxedo came nomic are expected to lead gued stiffly recovery of e mug are Under aunlces of state and federal highway officials ground bristlinghe What kind“You The 1930 census listed the number come In you?" growled was broken Thursday oh the $272000 AIrport-Saltai-r (1 of those engaged in the different occuand get yourself cock-eyepaving here not pations which make up the economic the touched even had ginger the Its work of to first be started under the fed' kind project activity of the nation The returns and take this time ale) lady’s up ' ! were made as of April 1 1930 when eral road building program squawk over a $58 check” Lifting business activity was only about S per the ante to $58 that way la part of cent It Is conservatively estimated that 300 men will benefit di- the below normal and when the routine to make the sucker feel rectly by employment’ Workers In Industries affected by highmore the worm Babs was giving occupations listed might hence be exto give an accurate picture of way construction will profit by this undertaking Those in the whole proceedings the arctic eye pected no idea he was so boiled when iow America earns its living in norcontact with the situation see approximately 500 new Jobs “I had mal times he came in” she sniffed In 1930 about 18 of every 100 per" created by this one project ' sona employed were farmers or unI did not thrill to the hyena half Under pressure to get work under way the race for first-pla- ce circle of gorilla waiters In the back- paid members of farmers’ families honors resolved Into a struggle betyeen New York and ground So I decided on compro- An additional tlx of dvery 100 were thinking of showing my farm laborers Assistance to this 22 Utah State officials notified Washington that emergency mise even police card But after all I had waded par cent of the employed population is funds were available here for relief of the Jobless that this with guards down and should the aim of the farm relief act and the they Into take the sock "I’ll give you $10" I measures taken under it were ready to start active construction on the Alrport-Salta- lr said - adding "That or a police In addition about 24 of every 100 project and In reply were’notlfied that Utah occupied the cov- whistle" They retired across the gainfully employed either were in room in a huddle Mussy Tuxedo re- occupations which do not fall directly eted place as the first state in the union to start the reemployturned and grumbled: “Gimme me under the industrial recovery codes ment ball rolling under the road building plan ten bucks and scram" I handed over or enjoyed wages and hours well above the minima contemplated In the the bill and bestowed my lowest Farsighted preparedness and appreciation of the first conkissing bow on Babs "Go cut codes In this group were more than cern of the people at this time are responsible for his heartenyourself a hunk of throat” she said three million in professional and e e e service including over a ing recognition which comes to Utah State highway officials way up the rickety stairs 1 million teachers almost two million merit commendation for their zealous and conscientious effort hadAlla the feeling I would never make the retail and wholesale dealers a million The achievement Is a source of local pride but more A stab in the back or some- and a half domestic servants and alImportant top thing "Enjoy- yourself?" inquired most a million in some form of public la the fact that hundreds of men are going back to work the puller-letlll on his box outside service These 24 included also own-er- a Mor encduraging Information comes from “Dandy" I replied Home my wife inanageri and officials building Washington in looked connection with this undertaking Utah Is allotted another slice —It up from her book to the clock contractors agents dressmakers was Just 10 p m— and archly boarding-houskeepers and railroad of the $400000000 federal road building appropriation The headlined: “Roue1 staggers home at workers except laborers And as went into my bedOf the remaining 54 out of every first section of forest road construction In the state has been dawn!" room jeered: "ChSck your delirium 100 gainfully employed most will be approved calling for an outlay of $198583 on the Alpine-Scen- ic tremens in the hall?" I did t reply directly affected by the recovery Igan-Garde- n Sevier-Summout th light and went to codes in case the codes cover all Imlt City and The total’ Just turned highways ' portant trade and industry Even of federal funds apportioned to this state now totals $4400000 sleep those of the 54 whose present (Copyright 1833 McNaught are above the minimum levels wages Projects already under contract total $858097 and $270000 In fixed Syndicate Inc) in the codes might be expected to ob contracts will soon be awarded ? Utah FEARFUL ALTERNATIVE FACED Electrocution or death In a cauldron of molten metal— that was the fearful alternative faced by Peter Burnand a mechanic at Sheffield England While cleaning a window In a workshop Burnand slipped Behind him was the cauldron of molten metal above him was a live electric wire He grabbed the wire and became unconscious from the shock of 200 volts His hand locked around the wire he hung suspended Fellow workmen hastened to his assistance and all of them received more or less severe shocks before the body was released from the wire The injured man was rushed to a hospital and by means of oxygen was revived ’and after treatment for the hand injury and shock he was able to walk home Dear you set my heart Strolling west over49th street man sitting on an upturned box at a dark doorway called: “Lots of fun downstairs Plenty of girls!'’ I am not a brave fellow end I knew it was clip-joiBut it was my night to frivol and in a sudden clutch of bravado I turned down the stairs EHoue Sweetheart with the laughing eyes Little angel in disguise Before I ask your heart-anbend By your shy enslaving glances I’m enthralled your smile entrances I Rived you then I love you still If you’ll darn my socks 1 always will Dear heart I hate to coax and wheedle But tell me— can you thread a nee- ' the-moo- d unemployment relief Like a bitter pill ofttlmes anticipation Is more painful than swallowing the dose What now appears to be a great nuisance fraught with complexities probably will be acceptedcas a matter of course within a few days Manifestly some major problems present themselves as the Merchants already had established a system law takes effect A 1 The basic plan will of per cent tax on sales of collecting expedite reorganization to exact a heavier toit On clause In ' the new law adds difficulties and doubtlessly some expense to pass the levy on to the Consumer but Vendors in taxing 'small sales where even 1 cent may exceed the fixed 2 per cent assessment the whole amount must be turned Into the state coffers under penalty of fine and imprisonment for falling to comply with the statute It complObviously this calls for accounting icates the problem of collection It anticipates that records must be kept on Individual sales in every establishment doing a retail business' This In some Instances may add to the overhead of those concerns ' California experiences difficulty In setting a minimum on which the tax is to be levied Buyers deliberately evaded the tax byjceeplng purchases below this figure and repeating the The net result again Is added cost to operation of buying ' ' the retailer i But the burdeijjafotrlbutedjo both the seller and the buyer Neither can escape the penalties of an added tax burSome of the puzzles may prove lnsolvable den Success df the venture will be determined by actual test As the problem Is undertaken by the tax commission by the merchants and The ultimate purpose of the by the public patience is due '’ levy should be kept In mind ' ' Is a relief Unemployment public responsibility and while annoyances are encountered in the Search for needed revenue It must be remembered there Is no alternative at this stage of the crisis Equality In collection and thrift In administration are requisites to reaping the full benefit from the act ' This benefit is defined as dissipation of want and hardship through reemployment in "keeping with a national plan' of economic crawled onto the small transformer and evidently was enjoying the warmth it gave out when something He came in contact with happened two terminals and immediately 3000 volts electrocuted him Contact with any other conductor would have shut down the plant There’s something 1'npist under-- stand Excuse my frankness dear I beg But tell me— can you try an egg? y0o'Pe!w'vsv boosted sales tax Is now law In Utah A Governor Blood’s signature to the bill parted the chlnerjr for gathering Into the public treasury more funds for misunderstood and misquoted—' Senator Elbert D Thomas "My friends my dear dear friends — " Senator William H King “I’m sure we have all enjoyed the remarks made—” William R Wallace "Waiterl Give me the check—" Hy Jensen e e THE CAUTIOUS LOVER NEW YORK Aug 4— Every mtr-rieman has a feeling he should have an evening off now and then A night out with the boys Such twinges come less frequently with years and' a settled sobriety Lately mine are forced upon me I am merely tolcfto make myself scarce A sort of V “Scat!" A husband launches such an adventure in glowy anticipation- - He it anxious for a close-u- p of that newest speakeasy to hear a few ribald yarns and the click of billiard balls I felt m last night dressed up for It In- - a big way even to carrying Gaxton’a cane Billy Thus bedecked I sauntered forth after dinner It had been many£i months since I had been on what Pepys called “the loose” What to do? Where to go? So I crossed to the Waldorf for light from that He would worldling Ted Saucier know He had been about But was d fnilE be Mexican-Ameri-ca- IT’S HUE TO 1 — Sell Your “White Elephants” 2— Or Swap ’Em for What You Want 3 — Lease That Apartment ’fore Fall 4— Hire Fall Salespeople Now 5— Sell Farm Produce or Friers G— Rent Spare Room Bank for Taxes 7 —Sell a Car for Cash 8— Swap Lots for Truck or Car 9— Sell Home ’fore School Starts 10— Swap Large Home for Smaller EP3tfent a House— Goods' Ads Do I-t- AUGUST IN THE SWIM OTHERS ARE GETTING GET RESULTS Sold $35 Baby Buggy— Look! 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Price i Bo or Mairvairdl ScIhooH ' ‘ - ' (Military) RESIDENT and DAY LOS ANGELES 4 j Will b at 4ha HOTEL UTAH AUGUST 4 TO 8 Inclusive to ffivi information regarding the coining ichool year lHr4 and 3840-- B for 31 00 w tux 13th “Ad Sold AU Apples5” Red Aetrachan apples 1154 bushel T’ U 1011 E 37th Bo Hitler Sold Bike— Swapped Cabin Rtcrcle house In Waa aosi bbU Parley's canyon lot FIIOIIE YOUR AD WASATCH SSO Just Ask for Want Ada harV |