Show the telephone girl the teleet one girl sit sits in her chair and listens to voices from every ever where here she hears bears all the troubles she gels gets all the levs ne KS she knows s who is happy and who ho has the blues she knows all 0 ir sorrows and all of bouros ouros she knows every girl who is chasing the bos boys she knows of our pleasures she I 1 novis of our strife she knows every man who is mean to his wife i she knows evera time we are out oue with ith the boys and all the excuses each fellow emi em i ploy aloes es if it the telephone girl u would tell all she kno vs atwould it would turn all our friends into bitterest foes bhe she would raise a small breeze that would soon be a gale engulf us in trouble a aid id land us in jail she cou con d get all the churches mixed up in a fight and turn all our das days into sorrowing night in tact fact she could keep the whole town in a stew if she told a tenth part of the things that she knew when service I 1 is rotten dont be an old churl I 1 but think what v we e owe to the tele tole phone girl |