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Show ~- SALT BAKE TIMES. JAICEGRAHAM & ee CO. ee en (A, F A Bufizlo school teacher went fishing all one holiday week and never had a bite. One of his schoolars slipped out of school for two hours and caught thirty six pounds of black bass. A farmer named Johnson was on trial before a Detroit Justice the other day for assault and battery and when the prosecution had finished he put a little old man of about 65 on the: stand as his witness. The lawyer began: ‘““What is your name?’’ “Tf you'll tell me your name I'll tel you mine!’’ was the very prompt answer. ‘*Where do you reside?”’ *‘{ won’t answer no such foolish question. I have puid taxes in this country;for fifty years, and I won’t be talked to as if I was a child!’’ “Well, Mr Blank, you saw this difficulty, did you?’’ ‘*Tf I hadn’t seen it would I be here? Do you suppose I wantto be arrested ‘‘Hlow did it begin ?’’ ‘‘How does anything begin!’’ snapped the old man. “Well, now, will you tell the jury all about it?”’ ‘No, sir, I won’t! Ifthe jury want tow they —_--~—-- = + as ‘ 2s A oe Fy 3b = oI re - |e tr S ~~ - 3 Vy BLN > | to You d-ze-bull needn’t me around think you because can do it! I’m old. A constable had to haul him out the box and put him out doors, but wouldn’t go uway until he bad pa: head in the window and said: “if you ;hink I’m seairt come here and put 2 chip on your of ke his out shoulder!”’ = oS 7 pay ea, i y’ j ' = ard -OBNERAL Milbae FURNITURE oe, Wall Paper, Feathers, Mattrasses, mn as =o “BABY if ‘omnett —- CARRIAGES, UPHOLSTERY, Etc., k= bineteres 2 iedane ———>0< > SUITS, 1 Blinds, Cornices and Curtains, Re mo arsed FOR.. PARLOR omni CoF SCHOOL Ete., NE | Tho Soda Water froma soda Springs, Idaho, is very highly recommended ‘oe » MADE EASY. is SUMMER DRINKS! 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Best Rooms and Best Meals in the City can be obtained at the rate of $2.00 per day, A. PODLECH & CO. a Respectfully announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud having a large stock of Plumbing Mate ri al on hand, he is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble.Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Copper and Zinc Rath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Agent for RUMSEY’S Well PUMPS Force, Lift and Drive and Extras. Pumps Repaired. All Work Guarenteed. Office and Workshop, West Temple Opporite Ciry Market. = 15,000 NAMES 400 Pages, 2 FOR Times SALE I ee AT Printing AND St. ap- prepar’d to do lithographin the highest degree of perfection at low prices. Ss Zs Next Door South most LITHOGRAPHING! Weare ing —_— = = | called BEST DRINKS! FINEST WINES! (Successor to Heusser Brothers. ’ = New In- DESKS CARPETS. JAKE : the strument of a lead pencil to be carried in the pocket; or for office use; will write a week without being refilled. Call and try it. For sale by Agents only. Permanent office with Sart LaKk TIMEs. AT S—__§_ —— N r ure as testifled to by thousands. It is pen and inkstand in one piece, the size writing Etc. 00 TING Cr R TI the ‘““MACKINNON PEN,’’ is a pleas- 5 orn Weber lar and swea’, and I’m going ar i i cine *‘Didn’t you see the blow struck?” “Not there, but next day after this fuss [saw the purtiest fight in this world! Oneof the Jones boys was “Mr. Johnson told me,’’ “That will do—you can go 9? ‘<But [ agreed to come hear for a dol- = cS 2 = WVGe Ti fo sacee See ty?" ~ = ye: aes I defendant a liar, what wes the result?’ ““Why how do I know?’’ than to ask such a foolish question!”’ ‘How did you hear of this difficul- ee ae s = == he r Hoe 2) cates merit. “I ’spose they did, but I wouldn’t Swear to it ”’ “Did either one call the other a Dar:*? “IT ’spose they did, and that’s what brung on the fuss. I’m over sixty,] but if any man calls mea liar I’m going to knoek his durned head off!’ ‘‘Well, whet the plaintiff called the ‘-No! How conld I when I was three miles away; youought to know better = i “= any hard words?’’ fuss?’ Aba | far = See) Rel ie ask me!’’ ‘You must answer the questions,’>® remarked his Honor. *‘T will if I want to, but they havn’ asked any yet.’’ “Did the plaintiff and defendant have “Did you see any part of this A =~ aus pestis Peer Ih ke — si eb DEPOT pee with W Street. South et a ey ee ——— First ) It is certainly pala sable | f and its popularity indi- mus? = mm ane, ‘amtrags a antceed var fer forgery ?’’ it —— ; FALE Ear ee Fons 7Y and 7s 75, Proprietors and Publishers. to know anything about e HENRY DINWOODEY, aa BY THE Office, JAMES DWYER] J. K. MORRILL, DEXTER Half Block West STABLES. of WalKer Bros. * |