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Show SE THE Halt! ‘Thou low vile JUDGES MATINEE. the “Y” Building. There building’s marble portals, creature of the earth.” Thus, came the in the dark shadows of the above named beneath the stern, icy and hypnotic gaze of the before mentioned true and noble guardian of . glorious commonwealth did quiver and tremble like a innocent Sophomore girl. This dear httle mass of intelligence had been openly caught committing the crime of stooping in the hall to pick up our great leaf, a little human lite extremely. the pencil she and and and diahad dropped the moment before. Here’s an example of our highly perfected, keen and far-seeing police force. So here accept the admonition, you of somewhat “twisted and crooked” tendencies. Heed the admonition to beware, beware. Yes, beware. pressed And in the “Tf words comply of the with the sentiments so beautifully ex- poet: on the shelf or on the hook, You do see a coat and a book, Don’t take it, just pass it by, Let it hang for the next going ‘guy.’ ” —Tiddldy Winks. It here behooves us to report the case in which proceedings were Fear of lowerrecently brought against our student body president. ing the dignity, and sovereignty of the student organization compels the court to withhold the persons name. . So we will proceed to merely talk about the “Case.” The defendant was charged with nonchalanty removing a coat and hat, not his own possession, from the “Y” Building. OL ATT ETT IT Ah yA ar mk | bold, straight forward, command from one of our most gallant and intrepid “mounted police,’ who was faithfully patroling his beat in bolical NER Page Twenty-three 1921 JANUARY, PO |