Show - - THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNT E V DIMLING'S ON THE SIDE The Neighbors s Drinker Flings Hot Retort To Nagging Abstainer nt According to Sir Alan Herbert a man enjoying a quiet drink at a London pub was it a approached St and harassed by a total abstainer w h o lectured h i m on the evils of ke he drink lis- - Variety How about your favorite neighborhood "pub"? Is it an unusual place? Johnny and Joe's Brentwood Inn is the name of a Baltimore neighborhood tavern This place offers over 1400 different items Among these are 14 brands of imported beers 2571 brands of whiskies and cordials and 47 brands of local and nationally known beers! That's quite an assortment Brings to mind that there is' a liquor store on Madison Ave Manhattan that offers for sale ovrr 200 different brands of Scotch whisky! : g tened patient- t) ly for a period hut the nagg in g of his Mr Durling critic finally became unbeatable The drinker then said to the lecturing abstainer "Liter father began the day with brandy and a cigar lie had beer for breakfast uhisky for lunch port wine for dinner Ile smoked all the time Ile lived to be 93 and after he had been dead three days he looked a lot better than you cd he i r'A The drinker m- - s P as Old Firm Not many manufacturers of handmade cigars are actR e these days However there is one in Louisville Ky that has been in business 69 years It still is managed by its founder Edward Reiss:who is 116 One of the first cigars Mr Reiss made was called the 'Marvin Hart' in honor of the boxer of that name The -Made company's slogan is for the Smoker Who K nOWS Incidentally I am partial to handmade cigars I think they draw better Also the leaf used Is often selected more carefully by the handmade cigar people Stormy Weather There was a terrific thunder and lightning storm down our way I don't care for lightning Especially that New Jersey lightning However it airt the chance Of tieing 1truck hy lightning t en u hen you are in the open is I I 000 to Lightning does strike Iv ice in the saino place If a pol has been hit by lightning once the odds that it kill be hit again re main the same Mete were No dogs at our place during 0 a I I I Y": lithil J - (363"xy PHARMACY E mil 4 44- 4'' tv - 41D Strylt EVERY day till 10 pm 7— 2 3 6 air' ' - ik J alovjat4 ir ‘ Iac 4 -- rico! 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N - 1 SULSEN A 0 '"'!''- Prize—Stream Division Sleeping Sag and Rubber Air Mattress ROY ' i ‘ i st BARD I 0- -' I 7th Prize—Streetrn "I was half crazy: from torture and pam - 1t' ‘ l'iPt sb 1 '- BIG Cortland Camouflage ADVERTISEMENT TORE SZLES' 0- - - CONTEST FISHING '''': ‘::P-tp- '‘4 $300000 Nriell"1170 NO SUDDEN GLORY Some people aksays run The roadvsay to along hen they should success In walk with easy stride search of happiness They Podo thminsm: and 4 Soot Make Room for Our Fall Stock We Offer - 1a SigS NN - BoRN Ear ' 14 mA i A 11 eadowat no M l'a‘s 4 By James J HAVE Ev ails 4 2 A 2 4 it ) First South at Main ing hearts would divide as not a good chance but declarer hit upon a plan which offered him a 5050 chance of winning the hand even though the hearts were It depended upon East's possession of the queen of diamonds lie therefore led a low spade to the ten confirming the trump break cashed the ace of hearts led a low diamond from dummy and won with the jack in his own hand lie ruffed a low heart in dummy with the five of spades returned to his hand with the ace of diamonds drew the remaining trumps and played the king and another heart giving up a heart trick to the opposition His a now solid 0 n hand 61 6 5 2 Portraits AS THE GREATEST fLuuSTRATOROP El 87 I 0 4 mossultet REDUCTIONS UP 1 91410—ota° To TO S to 1 ts U sis tooth total' 10 PItm P Dolictoot SPINET PIANO SALE! 1 MAR i ft 4rri - 4 q I rgiattozTA0Tmscmcitit PWILLE v os 0 w'rwcOost ‘A STRAS580uRe 183315 KNOwNI SE5LE 4A972 86 the jack of diamonds could he disposed of for there as a good chance that North's Iwo no trump bid contained a high diamond or the ace of clubs West chose fur his opening lead the nine of spades Had he selected a club this tale would not have been told Dummy played low and East played the jack which had all the earmarks of a singleton marking West with four trumps a n d complicating declarers problem Returning to his hand in the development of the play would be PAJL CHRiSTIAN 2 trumps North carried on to four spades and South proceeded to slam Ile felt that THROuaHOUT THE 17 Q86 I loyese! ' ' e --- clarer would not have the entries to permit ruffing tvo hearts in dummy and also returning to his hand at the end That the six outstand- 9 4 Opening lead: spades The taking of an unneessary finesse and a simple problem in percentages are the Jaw materials from which we have woven today's dra matic narrative After North's two no trump call South rebid the spades showing a five card suit By inference therefore South had described a Six card heart suit Assured that the partnership had eight AND LOVED - 7 5 3 IV in Religion EN 414)1k QI strive AS I3 1 WATER SOFTENER Os New BRUNER' li ()Oslo 3-- The bidding: West North South No IN tk J 103 My son has a nose drip which 'takes him cough constantly all through the winter I hays been using argyrol every day which seems to help but would like to know whether this is harmful in any way Reply: Yes because no anti his trumps to West's size tin a casual analysis O would seem that declarerls only hope of fulfilling the contract was that the hearts since dewould divide J None PrZENCH 4 9 8 7 4 writer 4 All Can oftwl fraught with danger for declarer could not afford to ruff himself in and reduce A My 'Word T' La EAST by A wo-1- 0 it I 0 5 2 A K Q This particular "diet" is from the Latin diata meaning ''a journey of one days time Ancient assemblies w erP made up of members living within a days journey from the place of meeting The "diet" relating to food is from the Greek diaita ''a mode of life' Both "diets" are pro flounced the same: DYE-u- t A Dallas: Help please friends insists that the word "esquire" is accented on the first syllable A The only sanctioned pronunciation is: t anFresno: A nouncer pronounces gas as "gam" Is there any authority for this' 7-) -- I V K GJSTAE DORt Z( South SOUTH me Ortat ligurecs vulnerable WEST K 10 Clearing House Spokane: Why is the ilapa nese parliament called the Diet? 'Fhis suggestc food to A S A request-som- — - )Pe2 SPINET PIANO 111111111111111111111110111111111 TRADE IN YOUR OLD 1 1 -- d --- Goren QJ 543 top-fligh- eittOTTIV H A By Frank Colby diolivlory Caivin Robinson By C K 10 9 4 For It MAY day ''It 40 1 NORTH mdicins door EAST ' t! A $513516 Dial 115591 I Bath deals It read Take j Goren on Bridge campaign for larger cuts of pie in restaurants seems to he getting somewhere I an informed that Jones' Cafe Ouray Colo cuts pie into four large pieces Price per cut 20 cents World!s greatest patrons of the daily double are the New Jersey horseplayers The world's record for money bet in one daily double is held by Monmouth Park N1 Amount bet W a c over half a million dollars To be exact up quickly that usd to tok months of trolmnt and hospitalization Today few dollars does mor for you than hundreds usd to and you got th HST in medicins whn you ash your Doctor to 14 I j per cent of the users develop Why you are picked no one know s If the antihistaminic is needed ask your physician to prescribe another brand Not Advised 15 "Okay we'll let the people next door settle our argument They know more about our problems than MP do" My 1 t septic should be used routinely on delicate nasal tissues In addition some of the silver in the argyrol is absorbed and when it accumulates in the skin the affected area turns gray Why not let the child's nose alone or have a physician determine where the irritation is coming from In instances a discharge of this type is caused by sinusitis and in others by an allergic disturbance Cough and Hernia Mrs Y writes: Can violent mi- dizzy? Reply: This represents a reaction to the drug which 10 to - - °1--!le Asides Illnsss Mt and day or night !MY night L e -- ti I started Murray currently a millionaire on the road to fame and fortune SAVE plus )s - vertisement See What Modern ' i 'How I became popular oternight" That ad- 1 DNB lessons dancing ) vv- - It 4 - Could graine attacks first appear in middle age? Reply: Yes but this is the exception In women migrine usually starts early in life and subsides with the menopause Giddy From Medication T H writes Why do antihistaminic pills leave me —: - Eye Catcher Know A'hat an "eye catcher" is in advertising parlance? It is a cleverly worded line at the top of an advertisement that catches the eye of (he reader and inspires him to read ‘A hat is below it One of the most effective etre catchers of all lime appeared at the top of dancing teacher Arthur Murray's first advertisement at the time he was SPEIKA10 You -- writes: II Mrs 1 I im er 11111111 44 41 tiol'-e)V- yr 4 1 mail 7 '' go ) 1 rtt-f a selling pri int trill former American airline hosteses grounded because marriage or because of call change of occupation their organization the "Kiwi Club" There are 21 Kiwi clubs in the S A The Kiwis will have a convention next year in Chicago That should he quite an assemblaage of beautiful females 1 11 sr 1 VI 1 1 Kiwis Know what a kiwi bird Is! It is a bird native to New Zealand that once could fly but now can't That's why now" do 1 that storm One dog barked at the lightning The other ran under a bed e li ' !coughing spells lead to hernia in a woman7 Reply: Yes but when It does an Inherent weakness of the abdominal wall must have existed long before hernia de- veloped Goiter Mrs L writes: Is there more than One type of goiter? Reply: Yes We speak of the simple the nodular and the exophthalmic gilfer We have a leaflet describing these disorders which you May obtain by sending a stamped envelope with your Migraine In May Appear In Males' Middle Life 1 I c1)! lot I 25 1953 DR VAN DELLEN WRITES George Clark By Tu4dayAtigust - --- -- - ''' ------ — -- se MAW OODS1 Bonds men Words Better Quality Red CushBrown double-tanne- ioned insole ogers favorite Block and white saddle Oxfords with white rub ber soles and heels Goodyear welt (hi) For Also brown loungers REG and oxfords 344 734 (D) Teen 4-- 725 Neoprene Oxfords 4 to cork 11 sole 644 (M) Waterproof for growing Over-the-Sho- e girls Adjustable Boats instep strap Choke of these colors: brown black white or red Sim from 4 to 9 i 0vmmoi6 |