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Bayer Aspirin is not at mixture of aspirin plus drugs that most people do not nos(' to Whom pain Owe Bayer Aspirin door not rollevo If &dart This writer finds that parents are obsolete The kids have their day all planned by 6:30 am ow that we're hip deep N summer vacation every in parent worth his salt plus the few unsalted ones I know — is giving a great deal of thought to keeping So next time you have a headache neuralgia or muscular aches and pains take Bayer Aspirin—the sure effective and time-teste- d the children healthfully amused Occasionally I find myself fretting over this problem for as long as 30 seconds at a time Then I leap from my hammock (well not leap exactly — more like falling out face) and go in the house for a lemonade Actually children have a little system of their own for planning a day's amusement: I learned this the other morning while lurching around the kitchen assembling a set of matched vitamins for Melinda and Mickey girls aged eight and four Due to an unusual metabolism they are able to vault wide-eye-d from their pallets at 6 am That morning they hid forced open ow' bedroom door with a set of burglar tools and announced "We just killed an alligator and ate it but we're still hungry Who is going to get our breakfast?" pain reliever If Bayer Aspirin does not give you fast effective relief—don't experiment—ifs time so see your dodo I Was Pushed "THE alligator's brother-in-la- Neu time you hear or read about products which make such claims as "better than aspirin" "faster than aspirin" —and which incidentally cost you substantially more—keep pain-relievi- these facts in mind ingredient is far and away WA Bayer Aspirin's single active 111 most widely iiaed pain reriiier in the world Fri El Bayer Aspirin's record of safety—a record aisle use by mullions of normal mem wins-e- s and children—is unmatched by any other pain reliever Irn BayerAspirin'ssingleactive ingredient is aa stated by highest medical authorities probably the safest and Ruud efficient of the drugs pain-relievi- r:011 small chilbta 4 tr:011 COLIPAREI loblot you Drop Ow woo los htoododwe Aspirin Him Bayer Aspiris is so weederICA hilly Issue to the orogen that doctors prescribe it even Sot bow fad Owls a oesoothot—osolsoo E gown disloologralos! 'um NOW foto Boyer 11AVITPASPIIREILI 14 DAY G by Dick Amhbaugh - ordinary hoadasho nouritic mural& pain h's limo to so your UNMAN-SCALPIN- on-m- Now go back to bed" There was a moment of silence and Melinda said sadly "I guess Ill have to take Mickey downstairs and teach her how to call the fire department She could learn easy" "Nor My wife who has a metabolism that enables her to stay in bed until noon sat bolt uptight With one deft motion she placed a foot in the small of my back and shoved I picked myself up from the floor and attempted a towering rage It didn't work "I'm crippled!" I shouted "I can't tower" -No wonder" said my wife "you're standing on a pajama sleeve" She looked at me sweetly "As long as you're commissioner get breakfast for these two night owls" She gave me a winsome little smile and collapsed back on the pillow Nly first hint that children have a little social system of their own came near the end of breakfast when Melinda asked her younger sister "What are you taking outside?" wide-awa- "My jumping rope — natch" 0409r111411W010MIM11179K V :: AN4-k-N-- tif t her to powder your back or help with zippers Can't you arrange a rope day?" Melinda walked to the window "Nobody's out" she said thoughtfully "Maybe we could have a doll day but we'll have to hurry and get our stuff outside" Mickey looked up beaming "Oh boy Melinda a doll day! I'll take out my bride doll!" Twenty minutes later I looked out on the side lawn Melinda and Mickey had been joined by three other neighborhood sub-dewith their dolls At one side lay a pile of ladies' guns and holsters A young man attired as Roy Rogers arrived took one look and skittered off home He was back in a moment wearing white ducks and carrying a docor's kit He immediately began taking temperatures Every Mad 4 Day MELINDA 454 a '" 1:o: AIL !(11It ilmollk AUTHOR: Phes confused "You're dumb" said Melinda "I'm taking out my gun and holster This is a cowboy day" "It's a ropt day" insisted Mickey "Yesterday was a cow boy day" -That's what you think" scoffed Melinda "I'm sheriff" I don't like cowboy days" wailed Mickey "I have to be a bad guy and I get tired falling dead I always get ants down my back" ACTOSB the table I lowered my paper and looked at Melinda "You forget" I said "that Mary Michaella (Mickey) Ashbaugh is your very own baby sister Some day when you grow up you may need explained it to me at lunch "It's whatever the first one brings out to play with" she said "Tomorrow if I get up first I'm going to take out my crayons It's about time for a coloring day" "And what other kinds of days are there?" I asked cautiously "Lots of kinds" she replied "There are Bicycle Days Picnic Days Lawn-Spra- y Days Indian Scalping Days and even Money Days On Money Days everybody begs for a dime and we all go for ice Cream" "And what if it rains?" I asked She shrugged "That's a Whining Day" she said "Everybody stays inside and bothers their parents At least until their father takes them down in the liasement and helps build a birdhouse" The weather'report in the Paper read: "Tomorrow cloudy with rain" A wren's house is The easiest to build because it's small First you take two cigar boxes II j-Sa |
