Show (r THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING C DECEMBER 29 1935 5 WILL ROGERS SAID I have no New Year’s prediction to make for you I’ve been reading all the prominent men Every year I get a big kick out of what the prominent men predict “I'm an optimist!” That’s what they always say Say boy give us your dough and we’d be an optimist too! “And I think in the future year if the government will just lay off of us and give us business men a chance to run our business you know" They don’t like the government to watchthem too closely Well anyhow I figure it’s very good But nobody ever asked a poor guy what he thinks of the New Year Just read your paper and it’s always what Mr So and So said Nobody says— Bud what doyoy think of it? You know They never git his opinion 1 Well I dug around and I got some' “brof the women You know women other nations think a long time behave got to live through the years fore they start throwing rocks at too You’d be sur-i- g her prised the number When a British warship steams s' of women we have Into these ports she anchors just live through a close enough in to give the local New Year And I congress and senate a real view of around dropped what a dreadnought Is When you and I said "Mae see those guns pointing at you you what do yop think dont ask whether they are on a gold of it?” Mae West silver waste paper or sirtc basis And Mae said With that navy Nicaragua could “It’s going to be a go on a banana basis and still be cock of the walk great year for love ' Cosmic Enigmas To Be Solved by ian Claims4 Telescope ‘Eye’ ‘Mad Monk’ Much Defamed Scientists Await Finish of Polished Disk to n Close Friend of Rasputin in Days of Czar Tell Probe Sky Strange Tales of Kindness and Wisdom Shown by Priest By ALLEN REAGAN PASADENA CaL— What secrets f the universe will be revealed when Ato new telescope swinge its huge eye in eweeping arce across MILWAUKEE-Bo- ria “He went with them and asked S Glagolln friend of ”tha mad monk” when that the mother of theJdead child be before him In the presRasputin was “the power behind encebrought of the accused murderer tha s tho throne” in Russia Is now penni- widow and the mob Rasputin gave less in Milwaukee the heavens? his verdicL ‘Let the young man l whichir-ehain left Russia This is the question Glagolin anger in marry the widow If their first 1927 because he had been forced to child be a lenges th imagination of scientists boy he ihall be deemed the world over since the giant glass submerge hie ideas about the stage not guilty and receive oifr blessings and take orders from a young com- If their first child be a girl he ihall eye of the projected telescope was and blondes Love munist who a few years before had then be deemed guilty and taken from its oven at the Corning hanged Rnd blonde s’’ been hie newsboy Glass works Corning Ns Y?f and immediately' Ten months later and Well was waa actor as an famous to be Glagolln found an to a widow the former birth engineering triumph gave fine I've been during czarlst days and was chosen boy and technical success to do wanting most popular player of Russia in Knew Youth Innocent Iq the first place this new teleRomeo and Juliet 1910 and again in 1912 will be a million times more scope “When I asked Rasputin how he Will Rogers with me and Mae were close and the actor Rasputin powerful than the human eye It arrived at this unusual verdicL ha in the cast Boy that would be personal friends They ate together said ‘I knew that the will enable man to penetrate the mean wouldent it? young man As there is more money spent on distook walks to A distance of 1200000000 long together and was InnocenL and I also knew that Then I calledjup Sister Aimee who cold cream and cosmetics than on universe cussed Rasputin’s out the philosophy he married the widow their first tt Jsacrnnynf'mine Iaald“i?ister bacon and beans Why naturally light years searching a distance feels that if “buddies” Glagolin child would be a boy’ I shrugged Aimee I just called up Mae West there must be more' people Interested Americans have jJstorted picture more than three times as great as shoulders anrtlqt it go at that and asked her what she thought of in beautifying themselves of the monk who haa beeri cailed'l He that now penetrated by the gave me a benevofent andmya— the New Year and she told me that international The beauty congress telescope at ML Wilson observatory devil He eaye that many of the terious ' smile” love would play a big part in it1 figured out that this rubbing some- now the world’a largest things he has read about him in Because Glagolin knew Rasputin" And Sister Aimee said “I just got thing on your head to prevent baldAmerican false are magazines Moon ‘Next Door?’ so well he played him often on the” rid of one Glory be to God! Glory ness is really what causes They World Against Monk Russian stage In 1922 by a decree This giant eye will enable astronoBrother Glory! Pray to the Lord! claim you got to take stuff internal“The world was against Raspu- of the U S S R the supreme art Looks like I' may get a better one ly for it So from now on if you see mers to view more than 1500000 tin” Glagolin says in broken Eng- council bestowed upon him the title as the year goes arngund” bald headed bird reach for his stars Mars and the moon will praclish “but he was against no one of National Artist of MeriL In 192$ e Well then I went to the other flask dont ask him for a swig It’s tically be next door neighbors to His unusual psychological powers this honor was taken from him be out new the roof of his woman of staff for the the only juice year observatory Irrigation prominent to be erected on ML Palomar 45 coupled with his theory that every- cause of his protest against violent here and I said Shirley what do one should do what he likes and terror and antirellgloui propaganda Wrote a little gag the other day miles northwest of San Diego where you think of it?” Shirley Temple take the punishment that goes with When he left Russia his leading And Shirley and I had a talk and saying if You had somebody work- the giant instrument will be housed il made him the extraordinary his- lady was punished by tha soviet for we’re both in the picture business ing for you and you wasent going This cyclopean eye will bring the torical figure that he Is He didn’t not Informing the government that and Shirley thinks She said “I’ll to ire ’em why write ’em a Christ- moon to within 25 miles of the earth She believe in rationalizing If be felt Glagolin planned to leave and is expected to solve the long tell you Will I’ve given it a lot of mas card telling ’em so Well I got an awful lot of nice dispute as to whether there is life that he wanted to get drunk he washed bottles for two years before By FREDERIC J ilASKJN thought and we’ve got to get some comments on it and if you havent on Mars didn't stop to think whether It was she was permitted to go back to tha -of this sex out of these pictures This new triumph of astronomical and—” And then she thinks Ein- done it why do so right today There A reader can get the answer to Q What is the thickness of the right or wrong He just did iL If stage Q Why is Brother Jonathan stein is wrong on this relativity must bo millions working that are science will enable man to study any question of fact by writing sometimes used (A personifying the top deck on a battleship? J A B it gave him a headache— well It was (Copyright 1935 North American ‘ A Th United States? E B Or whatever it is ' Said going to be kept on but the bosses hundreds of millions of new nebulae The Salt Lake Tribune informabuisness navy department aays just part of getting drunk Newspaper Alliance Inc) “I met Rasputin as a result of A The origin of the term is that the top deck of a battleship la the Germans should have the Saar just havent gone to the trouble of or star clusters each of which com- tion bureau Frederic J Haskin ‘boner’ call a would what exyou pulling steel telling ’em so made billions The of most Basin stars doubtful D C each nebula director Washington of Please prises plausible while on the stage There was a Well that’s the women I tried You can’t blame a man for not being 80 million times as bright as Inclose three (3) cents for reply planation derives it from Jonathan covered by three inches of wood don’t feel if he that part In my lines which called for to git ahold of Mrs Roosevelt but buying anything the Sun and infinitely larger Trumbull governor of Connecticut Q What was the teaching of me to say: ’Go to the highest auIn addition to these “luminous I dident know where to find her So his job is fairly secure Q Can the United States grant during the Revolutionary war and Self-Adjusted I havent any New Year’s prediction I know what I am talking about clusters” the telescope is expected letters of marque to privateers? a highly esteemed friend and ad- - Henry George on local government? thority If you wish’ Instead of saying that I blurted out: ’Go to Rasviser of General Washington On J P F for you That’s all I was going to and this is a hint to the ones I am to reveal new “dark masses” in the F C B A When Henry George ran for putin if you wish:’ At that time he universe that is nebulous masses A Privateers may still be com- one occasion when his army sufissue one for New Year’s but I’m forking for the of position of mayor in New York waa already wielding that mysterifrom which a lack fered ammunition are to Roosevelt but Mr for States issue missioned United or BIRMINGHAM England (UP)— luminous the only faintly by waiting Owen D Young is my favorite else are reflected against the lumi- there has bein no effort to do so Washington is said to have re- City hla platform was largely based ous power and his name had to be Two engineers of the tramways and his Congress meets— that’s a warn' Democrat of other nebulae marked: “We must consult with on tho precepts which he had set handled very delicately After the omnibus department of the Bir since the Crimean war ing by the way I’m warning you Julius Rosenwald was my favorite nosity performance an officer put me un- mlngham corporatiton C E T The Einstein theory of relativity Brother Jonathan” Apparently it out on progress and poverty He those guys are going to meet again I tried to touch him in equality and freedom and der arreaL dragged me off to jail Rowland Q What is the meaning of the was a customary remark with him as to uniwhether H Barker have the and Mr Roosevelt is going to de' philanthropist conjecture drouth-stricken for a donation for the “I didn't eleep at all that nighL anted a and verse is "expanding” and many other name of the Mexican State Chihua- when he was perplexed From its was opposed to ignorant prejudices liver his message and I'Ve got a lot device which makes it" farmers and he said half and cusabolition cell of the He “My in the K the believed I R night hua? paced of things I’d love to suggest for the frequent repetition the term became unnecessary to adjust automobile qiow beyond the realm of generosity is under complete con- mysteries man's exploration may be answered A It is the ancient Aztec word widely known and ultimately ex- tom houses and of excise and li- tossed on the hard iron cot for the brakea manually throughout the'i good of the country but I’m going to trol" when the IL In of the rest censes involved ” social His morning platform when the giant new telescope swings for watercourse life of the brake linings panded in meaning to embrace the wait till he and my good friend Charley Schwab is my favorite op- into position whole American people organizations rather than political guard came to take me to Rasputin This piay mean anything from4 Father Coughlin put in their pro- timist Q How much cement was used My favorite illustrator is ones He spoke of the poverty in the I had a terrific headache 30000 toi 60000 miles gram Long Polishing in the construction of the Palmer Charles Dana Gibson My favorite Who was the first civilized city of New York and the crowded Both Had Headaches Q The inventors have fitted the de" Everybody says the party in power father of polo players is Mr Fire will be at least wo years how- stadium at Princeton university? man to visit Great Britain? H S condition In speaking Of his platIt has got a big problem year ahead stone “When I wae taken Into Raspu- vice to tho city’s omnibus fleeL ever ‘before science receives the an- B T D A The first who is recorded to form he said: “We propose In the tin's room I saw that he was suffer- and they say 150 omnibuses have of ’em for this year And they think swer to its present conjectures After A There were approximately first place as our platform indivisited Great Britain was have they’ve got a lot of problems They ing as much ae I He groaned as covered in the aggregate approxi-- 1 h the barrels of cement used in the glass eye is crated and who in the fourth century cates to make the buildings cheaper his servant took a wet towel from qjately 2025000 miles without any say my goodness there’s so many shipped from the Corning Glass construction of the Palmer stadium before Christ was sent by the mer- by taking the tax off buildings We vital things facing the nation But hie head and put n a colder one adjustments to the brakes either works to the California Institute of of the Greek colony of Mar- propose to put that tax on land ex- ‘Give it to him' Rasputin bellowed hand or foot operated One double1 there aint Really to sum it down Q Have there been any experi- chants to at arPasadena Technology the so of clusive that a taking off the towel and motioning decker has had 45000 miles con improvements seilles try to open up a trade they’ve got just one problem — durduous task of polishing the mirror-dis- k ments In freezing corn on the cob? ’ u with the people of the north He man who Is holding land vacant will to hie servant to hand It to me He tlnuous and heavy service ing the year coming to run things will begin This task is so ex- F P sailed through the Strait of Gibral- have to pay as much for it as if he heeds it more’ than I do' The secret of the device is an so they’ll stay in during the next A Corn on cob is frozen the that the measvariation from He further said was acting “I could see that he waa drunk adjusting mechanism built Into the one of the new developments in tar 'to Britain and after visiting he using it”a vow to seek out that year that's all That's the one urements must be less than had made and How'he knew I had a splitting head- nose of the brake shoe It consist Kent he again set sail to the east of The they’re working on now I believe the of an inch all of which will preservation vegetables to the mouth of remedy if he could the cause that ache I still can't figure ouL I put of a sliding wearing piece which and made his the Republicans have got enough take from one to two years of pol- frozen corn is found to be free from the Vistula way condemned little children to lead a cold towel on my forehead and is extended by a worm reduction money so that the Democrats can cob flavor with often associated ishing such Uvea as they tere known to sat down at his table He ordered gear automatically operated by a stay in Because you know this man What if all the nations go off the After this process is completed the corn preserved on the cob It also lead in the squalid districts He tea and there is where our friend- rack and is What meant the Q wheel expresby Roosevelt has worked it slick He gold standard and decide that silver will be given a coat of retains its sweetness huge eye movewas he said a that sion “Gabriel Hounds”? S M- - W beginning He brushed the ’boner’ says he’s going to help everybody is a metal too? ship began aluminum which was recently found of Industrial incident aside as something that A This refers to a spectral pack ment for the abolition This fellow Calles the Q What causes the blue haze And he does He helps everybody to be more effective than silver as over the Blue Ridge mountains? of hounds supposed in the north slavery of Mexico started all this when a was too trivial to talk abouL and gives everybody money and refractor ight of England to foretell death by M B C "While tramping together Rasthese old Republicans don’t like it he declared silver was their national The new observatory to be erected Please Lincoln describe the Q A This blue haze is due mainly their yelping at ntghL The legend bed dish Now all of ’em are joining in on ’caus it’s their money talked freely about his politiputin in E R the White House? Palomar mountain at a cost of to the A nation has the right to declare He told me and Now the old year is gone but the scattering of light by fine is that they are the souls of unA It was purchased during Pres- cal convictions lowill be $10000000 approximately wandering ident Buchanan's administration b convinced me that his only reason memory of it won’t go It will re- anything it wants for money— poker cated at an altitude of 6125 feet dust in the lower atmosphere The baptized main I think it will remain in our chips ’possum hides empty gin Extensive surveys of various scattering of blue light is much through the air until the day of tween 1857 and 1861 It is nine feet for appearing at the king’s housePEILLAC France ISV-T- he prosgood' hold was to present the problems of history as the detour sign — that bottles niblicks or canceled con- pective sites ended in the choice of greater than that of red or yellow judgment long made of rosewood folk of Peillac wish boar hunters highly one as and besides He felt checks— so looks as that like is blue it the us from into a gressmen's (for Q Where L the peasants bumping right kept thesky ML Palomar because it is far reoval an carved with headboard woods would cave? avoid th$ Flngdl's surrounding he same reason) there is more us and France will have to take our moved crisis The design of the panels consists of of them who knew their plight from any major earthquake the blue light than any other to be A M D was in a position to point out to the the hamleL It will remaina great year in our gold and fill our teeth with it birds faulL is distant from any city whose and A were This is a famous cave sitThe people grapeson their way to scattered czar how to relieve their suffering thoughts It’s a year we learned uated on the southern coast 'of The stock market is picking up illumination would provide an interwas a very religious mass recently when the Sunday how great our people were Millions is What meant motif? lelt “Rasputin Q by fering glare and has an equable Q Do the Italians use broccoli Staffa an island of the Inner He- W N J as many morning tranquility was broken bye man He waan't-eru- el and millions of our people were out so that makes the rich boys feel a climate and accessibility which in cookery as we do? H L brides It was discovered in 1772 A kind He a stampede of 15 Wild boars into-thwas He believe of work and never a murmur They little better Business in general make it a people is invented Hans term It by A Sir of Banks and is advantageous Broccoli is looks by in village Joseph used extensively better But all that has took it is part of the game History von to mean a short fig- had a strong bend for philosophy —————— Women scurried fo? safety and Italian cookery It is boiled and singular beauty The cave is 227 ure Wolzogen utterances his some of and stamped will never record such patience and nothing to do with the folks the of of or me)ody progression men rushed for weapons Two of then allowed to simmer in olive oil feet long and 42 feet wide each Cross has to feed him in my mind as a noble man people as our people Red the boars were killed two ran into to which garlic has been added side being lined with a series of harmony (frequently the two in His acts to can United States Steel most which go be people knpw to by proved combination) of marked character and house and were captured and of is the the sea haunt It milone to Auburns thousand and his a pillars of char side him finer hid the to Now somebady is be taxed bilused to illustrate situations perQ When were priests first for- birds and seals of the locality the rest of the herd was routed lion one but that dont biscuit bring lions of dollars It can't be those to a sonages objects and ideas essential acter bidden to marry? 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R L S way next fall Bibles in Germany with as good grace and with as fine tin And he didn't say that in jest A Baxter Peak was named by a he really believed IL That’s how a spirit as the others had If we That some places havent reached The Prussian Bible 'society anresolution of the legislature of the much confidence he had in himself can then we can truly say that we’re their Red Cross quota just dont nounced that it sold 153000 copies seem possible state of Maine signed by the gov- On one of our walks he related an WEBSTER Mass (UP) Clerks within the business year ending a great nation ernor of that state on April 2 1931 incident about himself which start- and officials of the Webster SavIt always helps out in your recruit We are living in an age of with September This is nearly in honor of Perclval P Baxter for- ed him on the way toward hie ings Bank had to call a policeman twice as many as its sales in pre ing and your patriotism if you can “urge” We do nothing till somethat mer governor of Maine who took unique position in Russia’s history to get rid of a gray squirrel vious years make your own people believe you body shoves us a leading part in the creation Of “It happened In the small pleasant was chewing a stack of $20 bills One reason given is that the diswas the one pounced on The squirrel was taken to the the Mount Katahdin State park village where Rasputin waa born I think the only real diplomacy Barney Baruch about the lone pute on the Old and’ the New Testawagon and freed and who in 1931 donated Mount A young man went out to hunt rab- woods in a patrol ever performed by a diplomat is sole survivor of what was once our ment between “confessionals" and “Budgets” said Gladstone “are not merely affairs of arithThe engraving of Andrew Jackson to a in inthe state of metic but nazi Katahdin Maine thousand killed little a church to officials root the of in deceiving their own people after boasted “big-me- n stimulated bits and accidentally ways go prosperity of period” and along on several of the bills was muti” individuals their dumbness has got them into with Calvin Coolidge the only two terest In the Bible daughter of a pretty young lated al- girl civil Are service Q employes reason child are as was Another essential to good home management as to the village widow The men that knew the “bubble” wak a war Budgets assigned is the lowed to patent inventions and claim successful statecraft pet and the inhabitants rose in fury ' going to bust right in our face ad- nazi drive for mqre marriages V exclusive Commuter at 99 thereto? the 1 dident know that Christmas did rights The new “HOUSEHOLD BUDGET BOOKLET” ready for vocated in a They accused the youth of deliber “increase in in- which increased the number of M Wmean so much ’till' you have to spend come tax in speech Mass (UP)-- Ed CAMBRIDGE ate murder They wanted to lynch Salt Lake Tribune readers combines budgeting and accountthe higher brackets” weddings by some 20000 It is A In a decision made in 1933 him The one away off here in China so far “sales tax on all but necessities” and customary in Germany to buy a former for every income group hints on parents of the youlig man mund Reardon ing There budgets United court States supreme the from home Bible as they leave the church afrushed to Rasputin and begged for vice president of the Boston Ele"no debt cancellation” investments home buying and insurance — and a ruled savings ruled that government employes are advice They swore their boy was vated is perhaps the oldest "L” I dont know when these Chinese These Democrats are always bob- ter the ceremony accounting page for every month of the year entitled to patents on inventions InnocenL and prayed that Rasputin straphanger in the country Ha hive Christmas but it wasent on bing up with somp good ideas Printed on special paper to preserve either ink or pencil the 25th Course Shanghai where I resulting from their own ideas even would bring the crowd milling rides- - to work each morning on the records indefinitely 32 pages in two colors — the last word in am now is supposed to be the live (CopyrighL 1935 McNaught Syndi Police though the work is done on govern- around their house to its senses subway household accounting equipment ment time providing the inventions liest town east of Suez but all the cate) Inclose 10 cents to cover cost postage and handling of the direct are not in the Gloves world false whoopee outgrowth dont work done on particular subjects by make up for the old Christmas tree direct assignmenL at home and there is thousands of USE THIS COUPON TIFFIN O (UP)— An anony0 'em out here feel the same way mous telephone call to police set Q Is therd a simple test to deThe Salt Lake Tribune them on a desperate search for termine whether gasoline is high Get a lot of British news over here DUE TO GASTRIC HYPERACIDITY Information Bureau two persons and a pair of gloves In China in the papers grade? E B England Tender end inflamed scorched by acids Burning ’ A woman told officers over the Frederic J Haskin Director A Pour a little gasoline in the may be off the gold standard but she with pain gnawing appetite but such a penalty paid D 1 C been had hand When It evaporates slowly and Washington has got a navy that will make the BRAILA Rumania OP) — The telephone that gloves for gratifying it I ’ stolen Inasautomobile from her leaves a greasy deposiL it is of a conflict has changed What a picture! 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