Show fpje j&ilt £ake tribune IN THE 14 spite of Washington’s sage advice sad experience in the World war the high resolve of leading statesmen and the almost (Unanimous approval of the public it seems that our humorists cartoonists arffl enthusiasts are trying to involve this government in foreign entanglements The state department some time ago apologized to Mussolini for an objectionable statement made by a misunderstood military man it had to investigate the conduct of an antinazi mob in New York City and explain the whole matter to Herr Hitler it expressed regrets to the Nipponese government for a cartoon considered offensive to the Mikado and now burlesque F -- “fox hunted" in Seattle have again insulted the Japanese by Impersonating the emperor in a bit of comedy factions of Italians and Africans have started the race war prematurely in Jersey City so the state department is kept busy trying to keep u out of war and to keep war out of our territorial arena There have been occasions in the past when diplomacy and finesse were essential to peace Jn 1890 a mob in New Orleans lynched a number of Italians alleged to have been implicated in the murder of the local chief of police Secretary Blaine promptly expressed regrets for the affair and indemnity Was paid subsequently by the United States to the families of the murdered men trouble a naval officer sang During the an original ditty1 about “Mineself und Gott” which had to be squared Soon afterward the German minister to China was assassinated by a' mob and we came near being involved but China did the amending Our most humiliating experience in this line followed investigation of the sinking of the Canadian rum runner I’m Alone which one of our revenue cutters sank in the Gulf of Mexico One of the justices of the United States supreme court served On the board of arbitration which found that the destruction of the alien boat was an unlawful act for which the United States government had to apologize besides paying the owners $50000 for their vessel In such cases there seems to be nothing but apologizing to d6 unless diplomatic relations are severed Control of mobs and cartoonists is more difficult than writing apologies ’ Spanish-Americ- - an Our Social Extremes -- TODAY 1935 Apologies for Mobs and Jokes By LEMUEL F BARTO- NSpecial Dispatch to The Salt ' Lake Tribune ' (Copyright 1935 ) ' NEW YORK Aug 13 tyusic lovers here and abroad will re1 joice to learn that Mrs Amelita lovely Vojx- e- whose coloratura ripples and trills were caught so she - has said from-studof the notes of song birds of her native Italy— has not bedn Impaired by the operation for the removal of a goiter successfully performed in Chicago Indeed Dr Arnold Kegel the surgeon believes that the singer when fully recovered from her ordeal will discover increased tone volume through the removal of limitations on her breathing -- If this will remove the one criticism of her vocal art formulated by critics In her reign at the Metropolitan opera house who In acclaiming her voice as of extraordinary quality rich mellow facile were of opinioa that its texture was somewhat Galli-Curci- re Forswears Opera again” full-leng- th s The ENATOR The Forum— By Our Readers ANDPIT o” : -- - city-own- lnjec-Uo- ns 1: waist-line- 4 ‘ e i v The Record Transit 150-2- ’ i corn-bor- er her-youn- et -- ( 1 ' ' p 1935 McNaught Syndicate) General Johnson wants $178500 to investigate the live poultry industry in New York For the money he should get a solution of why the chicken crossed the road (Copyright America’s writingeSt editor Is Fulton Oursler Aside from editing several magazines he writes most of the editorials reviews the books turns out special articles and generally manages to author one sometimes two novels a year He does his editing by teletype living at Cape Cod and visiting his city office at Intervals His wife Grace Perkins is also a successful writer She is a sister of tftc tadio’s Ray Perkins another suc1 It&llan-Span-ls- ‘ - er Be that as It may fact remains that “Lucia de Lammermoor” and “II Barbicre dl Siviglia” have felt her loss since she tjjvorced herself from grand opera in favor of concert work "Opera" she gave as reason for abjuring the medium In which she won so great a fame "Is too slow too pompous for this fast movipg age It Is an Inferior art because It compromises between music and drama I shall never appear In opera le By O O MciNTYRE- for-sa- le y Since then she has ljeen much more of a bird of passage than the feathered songsters from whom the borrowed her technic Air the far coiners of the world have known her since the year 1930 and fallowing her career you read of her singing In Albert hall London when fog was so thick that the audience saw of singing but a dim figure "Home Sweet Home" on the electrically lighted deck of a Pacific liner somewhere off Samoa of cancelling some 20 engagements at a cost of about $50000 because of her objection to the tone of the press following her appearance in Budapest of a motor accident in France and so on and so on Her throat malady was first discovered while she was In Japan In the course of a 35000-mitour of the world Native of Milan h Born in Milan of parents in 1889 the singer studied the piano and then turning to vocal music she taught herself to sing Her debut was made in 1909 as Gilda In “Rlgo-lett- y vtnrriroreTf 's light Day-by-Da- NEW YORK Aug13— The new- - tflimflammers — mail order electric breathing deep est dog shop decorated at a cost of be'1 concerns runnrne $20000 is indicative of the change In the merchandising of frian's best caterers to those who seem actually friend The Once smelly cluttered- - to enjoy gentle humbuggery Ele- up holes in the vail have almost vator jobs there are the softest in Two in the splendor even townl Scarcely anyone is carried up vanished and down save the renters as all have uniformed abormen Sanitization has been so perfected business contacts are made by the usual doggy aroma is now a letter telegraph or telephone alight fragrance suggesting myrrh The pets are no longer In the brisk days pf Wall Street’s cooped in stuffy latticed crates and mercurial markets the telephone Instead salesman was the Slickest thimble-riggpanting from exhaustion consummating a they are tethered around a spread quick-sal- e of all Inname sifted to one My of rubber carpeted dais backed by of the small fry sucker lists when mirrors Within reach of all is a running I lived at a 72nd street hotel W C flow of drinking water Attendants Fields boarding up the street who are in spotless duck and the dogs coined “Never give a sucker an exercised every three hours Also even break!” was also listed — of all combed powdered and given a people! Every few mornings the teeth brushing daily That scourge salesman maaged to get me on the of the kennel distemper anq the phone to flush a new rainbow of promise pesky flea are vanquished Many of the silkiest offerings At first feeling yokel conscious are depression victims Once rich I would up In the salesman’s hang owners making a final sacrifice his sporting glibness on ear Later A Scottle today gazing wistfully became amusing and in the end I for a new master was owned by a swallowed hook line and sinker I stf Y ARUB9l?nt still don’t know how be did it but wolf hound descended from the for $150 drawn from a staid savings Czar’s private kennels was also on allotment in bank I got a the block And so on a hoodus that was to revolutionize When the Nothing Is more touching than the bakery business disillusionment came I restrained masculine grief In a final Munyon for a hand In the traffic tie-u- p today a huge limou- joined Dr and breathed a fervent sine reaveled a patrician Union air pose n avowal I had my lesLeague type A sort of Warren never-agaito an established Harding in his pontifical prime son and turned Qne hand clutched a telegram In investment house No more wildstuff I bought only the sturdy slight convulsive twitches But he cat bonds of Peru of the good old resat unbowed with tears oozing liable cement industry of Chicago's slowly down It was easy to sec he was suffering stoically some ter- biggest hotel of vast Cuban sugar rific wrench After thought: May- combines— don’t we all simply have be it was tax news from Washing- to have sugar? No sir they’d never catch me napping! ton from the historian has mildly Writer Says Farmers his fellow Americans for perpetuating what he calls Refused Water Plans the "debilitating cjoctrine” that we are “young” and therefore nothing must be expected of us as a nation He argues that we Editor Tribune: Many facts we and anEvery man has his chain and should have questions re In fact 'older than Italy or Germany that we have already clog only it Is looser and lighter to swers were so garbled (no fault made substantial contributions to the spiritqal wealth of the one than to another and he is more of yours) the truth was not obat ease who takes it up and carries tainable on the water district plan world "It Is time to proclaim" he says "that we are not chilit than he who drags it—Seneca The Deer Creek project was dren but men to stop telling our children that they cannot hatched many years ago The first Something tells mq that I am attempt at real action was made expect this or that of America because she is too young” the Constanzt theater in far from well I feel all right most about three years ago By those at It is true 'of course that many of us are prone to excuse Rome Coming to this country in of the time and people tell me that who know it is said the farming they never saw me looking better areas south of the point of the 1916 she made her debut as Gilda our national shortcomings on these groundst and it will help a mountain could use twice as much with the Chicago Civic Opera so I don't expect much sympathy lot no doubt if we take a more mature view of ourselves and company with which she reI described my symptoms to my water as this project can furnish doctor several weeks ago and he No one ever saw a farmer with so our problems But k will not change the fact that there are mained until 1918 when a dif- said he suspected what was wrong much water that he would not ference of opinion concerning get inherent geographical political and cultural causes that lie at roles led her to resign Coming with me but he wanted to be sure a little more if the price were reahe did I about before it anything sonable to New Tork that year as memthe roots Of our social ills In no other country in the world thought that that sounded reasonHave the farmers of above secber of the Metropolitan company for example is it possible to find the social extremes of civilishe first appeared with marked able for I’m not exactly pining tion refused to bite? Yes for three away to have someone practice years they have and still are forcesuccess in Verdi’s “Travlata" zation existing’ side by side as they do here Neither can there A highly intelligent woman her medicine on me So I asked him fully fighting It I have talked with be found in any contemporary society the polyglot mixture of them Their stand is jusviews on all subjects are original what I was to do "Go on just as you have been and many tifiable Should we with no time and always Interesting If she of peoples and patterns Of life as are commonly seen in the see if else we’ll develops" to Investigate accept what they anything 'were a man she once said she United States' Certainly in no other industrial nation are the refused? Governor Blood's radio would want tobe "a he man a he said could almost be made to man with the physique of a prize address vast social so of resources nor and the rate is That reminded me of a chap who physical spiritual say: “Salt Lake City should save fighter and the sensitiveness of a was up for medical examination the farmers change so rapid1 These we believe are the basic reasons why yes to the Raphael" after having been drafted during district" If bywe voting vote yes what we lack unity and why also we are experiencing the collapse Paul Henkel famous New the war The doctor told him that will It do? First (and that first s York restaurateur prominently he had every disease known to the too much) empower groups of unof ouT traditional machinery of social control affiliated with the Society of human race except one Then he knowns to Increase our bonded inCalifornia furnishes a good illustration of what we mean Restaurateurs opines the day of assigned him to Class "1A" debtedness to $15000000 "Gee doc" said the poor fellow women waitresses In refectories In no other state are the cultural contrasts between contiguous By an agreement of our com“If to known have disease I every whers pride is taken In cuisine missioners already made these dicommunities more pronounced There is today as much differdo one race human the why except and In service Is approaching Its rectors take about $7000000 of that ence for example between the frontier civilization of the Sisyou put me in the first class?” end means new debts of $175000 That If to "I see want the rigors of kiyou country— where the lynching of a white man took place a Waltrees to Wane for 40 years— Interest to per year life will develop the othfcr few days ago— and the civilization say of the San Francisco bay be added They say there will be During prohibition he saye army jthe a disease” replied no interest Nobody believes It Wc the art of dining waned to the between New England and the west a hunregion as there was do not believe Washington too has vanishing point but now with dred years ago 11 Well backto I doctor went my wines to grace a table and Ingone insane " me over he looked said and and These contrasts are glaringly apparent in the field of crime seat In gustatory occupation Second turn to those same hands If for Instance it is to California’s shame that two or three spire ths dawn of an Epicurean renais- a“Yep I'm afraid I was inright There’s our now and controlled blood mineral your deficiency lynchlngs have taken place within her borders recently it is sance la established Such being that calls for rather drastic treat- water system Space permits no the case Its priests as a matter ment We’ll have to more I asked a retailer of gasoline: also' to her credit that the city of Berkeley has contributed give you some "How would of course shall be male Thue you like to buy out of model system of gold" has become Paul gestures female servitors Injections "Oh yeah?” I said “That shows a company having 120000 gasoline world renowned It was there that college men were first used back to the ditaff consumers who could buy from nowrong I need He rose to his present envia- whereofyou're In as police officers on a large scale It was there too that the body but you though you tripled not gold pockets my of a your present price of gasoline?" Did lie detector was Invented that patrolmen were motorized and ble position ffrom thsIn job asked anxiousl veins” I Then my Philadelreporter "Couldn't you use a cheaper min' even the thought make him happy7 that the “modus operandi" system of deducing the habits of nswspaper If you are Romans vote No If phia from which he was rescued eral— say copper or lead?" by hie uncle keeper of a Broadprofessional criminals and racketeers was perfected he said coldly "It’s gold or you are seeking more bondage "No" restaurant at ths ags of 18 either stay away or go and vote '’'The news Which apprized us of the recent lynching at way Latar a partner in a famous metro- - nothing" Yes J A HESS Yreka also informed us that the National Academy of ScichopJjpuje hjgas me Life has like with been that Jolltan ences had Just awarded Jts public welfare medal to August to de luxe hotels I’ve been very healthy and very Underground Water Vollmer for many years chief of the Berkeley police force and Serving menial as well as poor all my life and now I’m a Supply Held Better dietary pabulum to his guests now professor of police administration at the University of Calivictim of a millionaire’s disease Paul has long been known as an There’s one can think only way I fornia In making the award' Dr Max Mason president of the Tribune: In the early part original thinker and not a little of to pay for having gold squirted of Editor 1934 our city commission made Rockefeller foundation said that Mr Vollmer “has shown the of a wit New York's greatness Into my veins and that’s by selling a of which they great he has said Is attributable “not way to the elimination of graft and spoils in police administra- - to the mineral rights If interested were dulydiscovery and boundlessly proud its Its to but " skyunt me tion has elevated the standards of personnel and inspired his communicate with It was that vast stores of the purest Bad enough perhaps but ' coworkers with of water existed In the earth under pride in and ambition for their profession He as Broadway humor goea not so NOTES ON THE CUFF our very feet These great reserhas stimulated the search in all fields of science to bring them very bad A former governor of DEPARTMENT voirs of water were tapped by wells the Friars prominent in ths Elks to bear on the problems of crime detection and prevention After several weary years affiliated producing 52 second feet of the with other when organmany piled disappointment struggle too much to say that he has been instrumental in the It is not isations M Henkel boasts of upon disappointment success has best of water equaling 38 per cent - Veritable remoulding of a profession” knowing more celebrities than crowned the efforts of Charles of our previous water supply at a California’s distinction in the crime field is a paradox no any other cltlien of tho great Peter He and Mrs Peter Dr Gene cost of only $310000 white way and Mrs Broaddus my wife and I After bringing these wells In ths more so perhaps than is American civilization itself celebrated ths event the other night city commission said in the Municiy— i— it He leaves soon for Pittsburgh to di- pal Record of October 1934: “The amount of water which norrect the manufacture of a new fertOff Street V Improvements ilizer that makes things grow so mally escapes unused from underfast that they are apt to pull their ground reservoirs may easily be second feet" STREET transportation in Salt Lake City is improving con- own roots up Bon chance! don’t We one could collect suppoeo are Tracks being removed and new streamlined enough of the square coin the adThlq "unused" water would more buses are being installed as rapidly as the work can be done ministration haa In mind to be Joe Casella tells me that he hasn’t than double our present water really shot a and the vehicles obtained A little over a year fnd a half ago rolling In wealth gams of golf for over a year needs and If added to our presWell U I bed a house full of tro- ent water holdings would supply suburban cars south of the city gave way to bus lines and tracks like he has I'd retire too Whatever becomes a city with a population of 300000 an Amerwere taken up The same change has just taken place on the ican tennis team that laof going to be phies people I doubt that Salt Lake City ' has So broken ' Schoules 'I Jimmy Fort Douglas route A could use this amount of water good enough In another year to lift ' And well! at I Well Nibley par within the next century These transformations bring Salt Lake City down to date the Devjrcupt knew him when! But sad to relate our city comwith “one of the most modern transit systems in the United A question arises how to discour-ag- a mission now seems to have forgotMrs to out Breeze went When the black widow spider We beStates” It is the first city to operate the rear engine type of ten all about their "great water get the milk Tuesday morning she motor bus The new cars are equipped with fan ventilators lieve the strategy used on the discovery" of only a year ago They who son Claude found g was to cut off its federal apindirect lighting and other comforts and conveniences been gone from home for two now ask us to vote for a plan to had propriation 44000 acre-febf impure When the rails are removed from the streets and the use days asleep on the lawn Hts un bring water Deer Creek at a coat of from had he over concern the If Jthere’a anything to this Influworry of overhead trolleys ceases to be regarded as a‘ necessity or a ence environment the dove of caused his parents reminded me of $6890000 Th(i same amount of water If menace the appearance of the city will be greatly improved peace ofshould be growing a wicked the time when our son ran away Ha was 4 years old Hs stayed brought from underground would and the transportation of passengers Will Undoubtedly become set of fighting spurs ' away about 2 hours and then came more popular The city and the Utah' Light and Traction com(Copyright 1935 by North Amer- home for lunch We acted as If said "Well 1 see you still have the pany are’ both to be felicitated on these improvements ican Newspaper Alliance Inc) nothing had happened finally he s&me cat" ' JAMES TRUSLOW ADAMS New York Apoloties to Joyce Kilmer SPOTLIGHT tSStTED KVTOT MORNING BY THE BALT LAKl TRIBUNE PUBLISHING CO Salt Lake City Utah Wednesday Morning August the Salt lake tribune Wednesday morning august h 1935 Only a Politician Can Make a Stump! lv Forum Rules Letter! limited to 300 erordi 3 (a) Write on one side of3 the paper (a) Re only (b) write legibly ligious racial ana partisan discus sions barred (b) personal asper4 al Writers sions not desired must sign true names and residential addresses Only true Dames can 5 Poetical contribube published Views tions are not considered In this department are expressed those ol the contributors and do not necessarily reflect the views ol 7 The department The Tribune cannot be used as an advertising 3 The Porum does not medium court more than one contribution e week from the same author 1 Adding up the Washington sultriness the humidity the tension and so forth it’s enough to make a congressman hot under his no man’s collar cess Paris had a pathetic little of journalism recentty A group of young correspondents suddenly beached by the suspension of the foreign edition of an Amer ican paper launched a quixotic and peemr little tab It was both weekly and weakly survived a few editions and was seen no more There are now more than 200 stranded newspapermen from all parta of the world in Paris They have a little club room the management of Du Dome has set apart for them on the third floor Anyone who gets a writing assignment is pledged to give 20 per cent toward sustenance of unemployed brothers One of the older ings in the 40’s is known to grifters as “Hocus Pocus Tower” It’s completely tenanted by politely cautious day office build- cost only $376000 a difference of $6314000 In other words an acre foot of water brought from Deer Creek would cost $152 The same amount? of water brought from underground would cost only nine dollars People of Salt Lake City do you want to throw away six million dollars? Do you wish to place upon yourselves and children a chrush ing burden for the next half cen tury? If not then vote "no” at the water election next Thursday H BANKS mltted another taxing unit — no matter what we call it— to be pyramided upon the opes we already have namely— state city county and schools Every homeowner In Salt Lake City should come out and vote No on this proposition with the full assurance that the city as such will be able to find a way to supply all the needed water as a municipality JOHN H HENDERSON Reader Offers Thanks ASSURING For Article on Water Editor Tribune: Thank you very much for your article on the metropolitan water district containing the pros and cons of the matter set forth in a spirit of simple justice and true Americanism The first knowledge that I and my friends had of this matter upon which we must exercise the sacred right to vote was when a pamphlet entitled “Yes” was put into our hands by a Boy Scout in uniform and camped on the sidewalk with a tableful of ‘Yeses" I naturally asked where the "Nos” were and upon hearing he had none to offer I realized what a very unfair advantage had been taken of the “Nos” and the voters I Informed the young fellow that in my opinion this procedure was I write this to you because I want you to realize that in giving me the opportunity to hear both sides you have given me— an American voter -t- he opportunity to think As far as I am concerned I will not vote for this project until a law la made to protect the people from Incompetence political chicanery and dictatorship MARGARET H VALTINKUL ti a s Rooting Mineral zurfared— most durable of all roll roofing Choice of Red RAINrPROOF 10S sq ft to Green or Black roll omplete with nails and cement— $3 per roll losmisori- jERMLL&CCt Phone WAS4IOWNi39 BUST-FRE- E COMFORTABLE TRIP COOL O' m Ki4r tmm Water Plan Opposed New Tax Unit Seen new travel refinements on the Scenic Each year make your California vacation trip more enjoyable but no more expensive This summer all cars are and dust-fre- Editor Tribune: It seems to be confusion worse confounded about what we are to vote on Thursday Someone tells us we are to vote on Deer Creek about which we know nothing Others tell us that we are to vote on the question of whether we should add another taxing unit to this city which we shall call a metropolitan water district It appears that the last proportion Is the real one and as property owners we are going to the polls either to put our stamp of approval on a proposition to placs in the hands of another group of politicians the right to tax and bond us or else we are going to show our opposition to any Increased agencies of taxation by opposing it It seems Inconsistent for any tax payer who has any property In this city subject to taxation to permit by his vote the increase of his tax burden We are already taxed and bonded to death and as we cannot pay our present taxdi how can we pay more taxes? We surely should not vote to protect our property bj destroying it and that what ws would be doing If we per- - s A Triplex-Coate- d air-cool- e! Your train ride will be as clean and refreshing that greet you on San Francisco as the If Bay you’re going pn to the International Exposition at $an Diego— and who isn’t!— the popular boat trip from San Francisco south may he included tickets for only the additional cost Ask your agent for details he ' can help you plan the biggest vacation" on your berth-and-me- round-tri- p al 00 — on wr ia Coachct (to Sn Fttncltco) $1429 la TouriztSleeptn with mull addidontl berth durgt 31 — limit to Sin Fnu OO round trip la Pullnum cucoorLof Angeles 43710 to SaoDiefo 37—50 7£ rJ PICKENS 21-d- y found trip In Pullmans limit to Sta frso cisco or Lot Angeles $4485 to San Diego FEATHER RIVER Gen AgfJl Hotitt & Main St Salt Lake City Phone YAsatda 710 |