Show EUREKA REPORTER V lvery friday by the reporter publishing co EUREKA UTAH lets let s see isn t this about winter time europe doesn doean t like cranberries 0 well we can use them A successful author is a good writer plus a good press agent now there s talk of a bread trust they must raise the do agh first A french scientist has made a dead dog bark but what s the good V women am en do cot not need hot air says a telegram but ahey like hot air aeroplanes Aero planes are quite as dangerous for ama amateurs te urs to fool with as unloaded pistols and now it appears chicago uni aversit ver sit professors are fighting about the moon it do any particular harm to put the snow shovel where it is easily accessible an airship flight is described in mu ran ale probably there are plenty of sud den drops in tones the automobile holdup man has ar rived T the le airship holdup man evi dently is not far away A chicago bachelor has died leav ing two widows what does the chi cago married man leavea 19 A century hence nothing but a strike in factories of the aeroplane trust will interrupt traffic maybe a are competing tor for the high spee speed I 1 record too bad they re sot as ambit ous after safety records pity the poor farmer his ills output 41 during 1909 was worth only 8 a gain of over 1908 the discovery disc overy that chemistry can convert sage brush into valuable prod us Is in line with the progress of the age debutantes must not imagine they the world s happiness bu all 11 rejoice that they have laid in a good winter supply A man there jul 10 was who wilu eat sat as us a guest at a dinner then he tried to spoil the dinner by figuring out a pos bible sible motive for the dinner A scientist declares that the most perfect engine ever devised is the human body still perfect though it nay inay be it often jumps the track h da ja e has been set tor for the world s end but these dates are gen brally postponed on account ot of the weather so ordinary business plans can be continued citizens of the united states who behave themselves will always be pro thase those who do not have no cause to complain when they get just what Is coming to them the kansas publisher who offers a prize of 4 00 for the best offer ings in pr pro oseland seand poetry on the sub pub eject of father will get when father carves the duck of course millions of dollars are being raised in china for a great university at but whether or not ar range ments are under way tor for a toot foot ball team to go with it we are not in formed ahe aeroplane oplaine Is making height as k well as speed and distance records latham has risen 1345 feet paulhan baulhan 1181 after all a mishap at such al would be no more serious tha than at feet A london dress reformer has an trounced the principle that women should dress according to their tern tem pe and moods does she want them to spend all their time in the dressing rooms A new jersey scientist says that the ordinary housefly costs the country billions of dollars and ought to be ex terminated but all the brave talk of how this Is going to be accomplished I 1 carefully postponed until after fly time evidently Il alleys comet Is getting nearer the earth the observatory at smith college northampton mass reports having seen the comet through a three thre inch einch telescope the other day that famous periodical visitor seems to keep close to its schedule time the news that 48 eggs were seized on the fall river line pier at new ne york by officers of the depart ment of agriculture who booked them tor for destruction will appal manyhouse many house wives until they learn that the eggs were ancient hen fruit in a liquid state and destined for use in bakeries bakeries then the housewives will be lip appalled palled to think of what pastry can be made to hide bide A liquid egg sold in angel food brings a higher price than the egg that is warm from the nest these titled and indebted foreign ers find it an extremely easy mattel matte to fall in love ove with an american for tune after the marriage their treat ment of the bride suggests that tc them the girl Is a necessary evil A city official in new york has re quested his salary reduced as he de dares clares he be Is getting too much such instances which occasionally occur raise a question in the minds of the thoughtful whether the millennium I 1 1 ia really approaching or whether ity Is on the increase P |