Show T r THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE Warren Has JUNIOR SUNDAY MORNING MARCH SI 1935 Page F1b i ’ APRIL JESTER IN MONTHS’ COURT Real Lesson On'This Day It was the day before "April Fool’s day" Warren waa trying to think of good Joke to get on the family on J the morrow “Oh I know what to do! fll bhange the aalt and sugar!” said Warren to himself forgetting' that his mother waa going to make his birthday cake out of that sugar and that he bad invited some of hi beat friends to come and have a piece ofait with him Early the next morning he got up and silently he changed the salt and sugar around When hia mother got up and had finished the work about the house she began to make Warren's cake that he Was going to treat hia friends with "Well gang come and get it!” said?' Warren after he had gone and brought hia birthday cake from jthe kitchenette As he said this heAast-e- d a piece of it and fo his surprise and horror he discovered that the bake was salty Then he remembered changing the salt and sugar and instead of the joke being on the famv ily it was on him “Ugh!” he shuddered as he swallowed a mouthful of cake and then he added "Beys 1 don't think you will want' any of this cake because this morning I changed the salt and sugar around and mother made my cake with salt instead of sugar Now I won’t have any fun because by trying to get a joke on the family 1 have got a joke on myself and Vow I’ve begun my fifteenth birthday by being a fool I’m awful sorry boys that I can't Laffer you a piece of cake Please forgive me” "O Kl” they chorused and they added "You also have learned a good lesson” April Jester in' the court of months reigned supreme among our artists who sent in many plendid drawings for this week's issue In fact so many of the drawings were really deserving that the judges thought they must give honor-able mention Wards to quite a number First place went to Jack Andrews 12 Salt Lake for this clever drawing Second place went to Marshowing Jester April amusing the other moiths jorie Miller 19 Tremonton for the animals' April Food Third place was won by Dorothy Worthen 14 Salt Lake Those who earned honorable mention because of their excellent work are Helen Fote 12 Salt Lake Phyllis Phirman 13 Salt Lake Janet Orincole 12 Salt Lake Jimmie Belliston 10 Salt Lake Betty Clawson 11 Salt Lake and Helen Johnson 11 Salt Lake REED ANDERSON Age 13 Salt Lake City ON APRIL FOOL Dad was feeling just wonderful He was wearing a big broad smile During all the time he was shaving He was whistling all the while "This is Indeed a beautiful morning” He said to my brother Jack But his expression changed most suddenly When he sat down on a tack Read About This Romantic City This Farm Has Supply of Animals was founded more A small boy from the city was visiting his ebusin in the country The morning he arrived he was taken around the little farm to see everything before breakfast Proudly the little country boy showed his cousin their fine Jersey cow “You can drink all the milk you want for our cow gives just lots of good rich milk” he said to his little Christiania-Osl- than 900 years ago by King Harold III and at that time was named Oslo Six hundred years later the city was Then he took a spoonful of mush And he made a terrible face You see the sugar had been taken out And salt had been put in its place destroyed and a new one founded by This was called Christiania Later the storthing the Norwegian parliament decided to resume the ancient name of Oslo THAYS STANLEY 10 King Christian After breakfast we offered him candy "Sure I’ll have a piece” said dad But it was just filled with red pepper And for a minute I'll say he was mad Nephl FOOLING They fool us here they fool us Then he suddenly started to chuckle And he laughed till I thought he would burst "Well you children surely did fool there They fool us all the time With hats and stones and shoes and berries With verses nickels and a dime me' Fd forgotten that it’s April firstl” KNIGHT BANNERET RUTH ELOISE WEST 10 Salt Lake But we don’t care but Two wild pigs in New Zealand have been killed with the same bullet It entered the head of one of them and went right through to the hind quarters of the other standing Because we fool them too And then they’re just as mean and sour And feel about as blue! CHRYSTALRASMUSSENil Provo alongside A CHUMP JR AND ThM MAN OUtf GREATEST we don’t care visitor When he got to the chickens he said: “You can have eggs for every meal These chickens lay so many we have to sell some too” When they were finally seated at the big table in the kitchen eating a delicious breakfast the little visitor noticed a large pitcher full of thick golden honey on the table Very Seriously he spoke- - up and said: "I see you keep a bee too” DOROTHY KRAMER 13 Salt Lake City No man is happy Man strives all his life through for imaginary happi- ness which he ‘seldom attains and if he does it is only to be disillusioned — Schopenhauer 1 Know How to Use Sense of Humor Humor to some people Is tragedy to others For instance if a person should fall to the onlooker it would be humorous but to the taller it would be most embarrassing We should be very careful of showing our humor when it’s injurious to someone 4hgood humorist should be tactful and be sure that the incident is really humorous before making a joke about it One of the leading humorists today is Will Rogers Everyone that reads his articles enjoys his tactfulness in displaying his humor Humor is sometimes overdone humorist Humor by some as well as everything has its tune and place REED ANDERSON 13 Salt Lake City APRIL FOOL bo you know who is a jolly fellow And jokes till the day is done Who comes prepared to greet us With laughter pranks and fun? But though he capers all around In years he is quite old His pack is tilled with funny jokes— It’s April Fool we're told— And it doesn’t matter who you are Or if you laugh or fuss April Fool will soon be her To play his jokes on us DOROTHY KRAMER 13 Salt Lake City 1 None think the great unhappy but the great— Young By Roger Hammond 15 ONE OF HEROES f |