| Show J THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNEMONDAY MORNING Wit fait £nl l8ufd aver? morning bj Lake Tribune PubltatUlng tha Rlt OompenrVtutP TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION month Dally end Sunday yeer Dally end 8unday (The above rales apply in Utah Idaho and Nevada Wyoming Daily end Elsewhere In United State II 35 Sunday one mouth I 0 90 10 50 one one aale In every Tha Tribune portant city in tha United Slates Readers may ascertain agents In any city by office telephoning this The Tribune It a member of the AssoThe Associated Press is exciated Press clusively entitled to the use for reproduction of all nws dlipatrhes credited to 11 or not otherwise credited In this paper and also the local new pubMnhed herein la on Salt Lake City im- Utah Monday its t the postdfflca at Salt Entered Lake City u gecond cleae metier The Tribune Is a charter member of tho Audit Bureau of Circulations The Tribune Is a member of Media Records Inc group national Inc Flt7gerald Reynolds New York City Offices representatives 2 West 45th Street 360 N MichChicago 7 269 Oeneral Motors igan Are Detroit San Francisco 58 Sutter Street Bldg Los Angeles 117 W fith Street Seattle Lloyd Building Foreign bureaus of Infofmation of Th Tribune are No 1 Rue Scribe Parle France 1?5 Pall Mall london Fntrland 1 Cfnter Den Linden Berlin Germany! Bxcelalor Hotel Rome Italy Morning November Nobel Prizes Won United States is ffibunc Liberal Move tho of place in many branches There was a time when had to finish their educa- No More Monkey Wrenches the election is over and there is nothing to be gained NOW trying to discredit the New Deal or embarrass the administration it is both wise and timely for all special interests which have been heaving monkey wrenches into the machinery to crawl under and remove the obstructions which have been de- that laying the car of progress It is gratifying to note the tentative offer of "organized business to cooperate with the administration to achieve recovery” as announced in a press dispatch from Washington While the bankers in their national convention declared a truce with the recovery program according to President A P Giannini of the Bank of America one of the strongest financial systems of the country in a statement published this week called upon “Wall Street and all it represents to stop fighting Roosevelt” Commenting on the California governorship election Gian-nasaid: “When a lone wolf like Sinclair can run up nearly a million votes in a state like California there is something to cause every citizen of the United States to sit up and take notice We are going to have unemployment insurance in this country and we We must have social seare going to have old age pensions two-thir- Pertinacious Persistence State Police Force Favored and county police powers throughout long step forward in law enforcechief of police of Salt Lake City in an city mean a ment said W L Payne address delivered at the law observance conference recently held in this city He claimed that this end can be attained by the creation of a state constabulary and announced “The machinery already is established through the state highAll that is needed is way patrol and bureau of identification proper scientific equipment a school for proper training and the authority” Many instances have been reported in the past where conflict of authority or jealousy between counties or disputed jurisdiction has helped culprits and handicapped officials Nothing should be allowed to interfere with the suppression of crime the apprehension of criminals and the enforcement of laws Every encouragement should be given to peace officers every assistance given by the people and the and every obstacle removed from the path of justice legislators long persist in crossing streets in defiance of ASnals and pedestrians vacillate in the paths of oncoming cars sig- as long as children play in thoroughfares where traffic flows m countercurrents day after day we cannot prevent but will continue to deplore accidents like that which turned the happy laughter of Gordon Parkin into a final gasp for the breath of little life on Friday The lad is dead the parents are disconsolate the home is in gloom and the driver of the car of tragedy is haunted by the memory although he was unable to avert the accident One can only say “Poor little boy and poor heart-brokmother” and his friends are working to Sullivan tend epic from California to other western states and are even setting up outposts' In eastern ‘cities iather Coughlin is calling for five million persons to unite in a movement whose objectives include several fairly radical pur poses fiscal economic and social In the middle west there is f i tendly rivalry between Progressive party of Wisconsin and the Farmer Labor party of Minnesota to see which can first states establish Itself In near-bApparently the leaders of these two parties realize that ultimately middle west liberal and radical thought will probably gravitate to one or the other and there is a mild competition to see which shall be the beneficiery the-pe- 1 Yet it is clear that it is the who have the conservatives larger market for their wares if they would but go out and capture it The evidence of that is plain in the returns from the election this month The Republicans got roughly 13 million votes the Democrats roughly 17 millions It Is surely fair to estimate that the entire Republican 13 millions were conservative And can it be doubted that a large part of the Democrats’ 17 millions was conservative? Of the Virginia Democrats who voted for Senator Byrd certainly a majority must be as conservative in their fundamental economic thought as those Republicans who voted for Senator Austin in Vermont In economic In fundamental ideas thought about government and society many of the Democrats who voted for Senator David Walsh in Massachusetts must be as conservative as the Republicans who voted for his opponent If the names "Republican'1 and were erased from “Democrat" existence if there were then two and parties in the United States cononly two and if one were — servative in such a hypothetical setup it seems tenable to make certain supposititious estimates A large proportion of those who voted Democratic this month perhaps as many as half would vote in the conservative party Quite certainly the whole of those who voted Republican would do so And the combined vote of the two would outnumber the votes for a nonconservative party perhaps two to one Solid South Vote Distorts Picture Never so much as now has the tradition which causes the south to vote more of less solidly Democratic on grounds of havmg nothing to do with conservative or nonconservative — never has that condition so misrepresented the division of thought in that section Never has it so distorted the natural political destiny of the country as a whole A large part of the south has coine to suspect uneasily that the AAA policy of limiting production of cotton is leading to the souths loss of its historic position as ptinupal supplier of cotton to the world As a consequence of this suspicion there is a good judgment in the south which says that that section in a cleai vote for and against the new deal would reject it The net of all is that there is a good opening m America just now for a properly equipped leader and organizer of that conservative thought which takes no thought of old political labels It there were such a leader if he were as aggressive and resourceful as Senator LaFollette is in promoting the Progressive party and Mr Upton Sinclair m promoting his epic and Mr Donald Richberg in propagandizing the new deal — it theie were such a leader and organizer of conservative thought regardless of old party labels the fundamental conservativism of menca would become both apparent and efWill fective such a leader emerge? I remember seeing at the Waldorf’s sweeping brass rail one summer evening John J McGraw Gates Richard Harding Davis Augustus Thomas Diamond Jim Brady Tod Sloan the Gondorf Brothers and (confidence kings) Charles B Dillingham And over alone at a corner table was Eugene Walter caught in the whip fleck of one of lifes stinging moments and brooding over a play he could not sell Six weeks later he was to be the most discussed playwright n A lady who conducts a mannequin academy tells me a few tricks of the trade When the mannequin parts the curtains and appears before the customer she must glance first at M le Directeur If that elegante holds one finger aloft so: she must express dignity The customer Is of that Ilk If two fingers sway a bit from the hips Three fingers mean expressing personality as the buyer is not much on looks Four fingers mean to turn on the big smile — the - husband is there and he has the last word when it comes to buying The caricaturist Peter Arno Is not done with the show business He had one joust with it several years ago which cost him a bankroll an elk coudn’t hurdl§ But he dusted himself off hied to Hollywood and began to save again for another foray Ho has the philosophic poise to be Bagatelles’ Jack Dempsey spends lleve it is more fun to lose anglmg a $1000 a month aiding the down and show than in most Broadway spend out pals of his chambionshlp days ing And One might wml Tallulah Bankhead Instead of male escort sits on the aisle her Bert Lytell’s experiment with the seat at first nights k William drama this year has caused as much professional traveler suffers talk as any dramatic offering on constantly from homesickness Broadway It is an all male cast laid dramatic a its and grip in monastery The biggest laugh in the hit “Merlies solely in the astonishing sweep rily We Roll Along” is when a bored of its modulated talk in the dark ml house partner coming languidly coves While it has a Catholic back downstairs inquires of another victim ground it is shorn of dogma and Know what I’m having?” And at a Lytell appears before the curtain to niggling negative replies: “Not much emphasize that it has no element of fun!” propaganda (Copyright 1934 McNaught Syndicate Inc ) Personal nomination for the smartest of the society cafe performers-M- rs Eve Symington The new Waldorf bar for men only has taken shape — bigger better grander Yet for most New Yorkers there is a nostalgia for the dark maTime-Effo- rt hogany bar in 34th street Likely It acquired the mellowness that comes only with years and which the new & er one in the brightly modern decor In the old stand at 5 must earn o’clock there began a parade through the famous Peacock Alley to the sanctuary of colorful figures — the big Wall Street men race track plung 9 ’ Motives Behind Move Questioned It would be interesting to know what state of mind conscious or unconscious inspires this activity Is it that the liberals and radicals think the tide of political innovation is still running strong that they think a radical party representing thought may have a chance in 1938 and that the various leaders are striving more or less competitively to establish themselves as heads of the new party? Whatever the motive liberal and radical leaders and organizations are almost feverishly busy As against this there is in conservative circles almost no motion at all The Republican party organization is doing nothing Mr Jouett Shouse and his Amer-- ' lean Liberty league are becomipg mildly active along lines apparently modeled after the mefhcJs of the old association against the prohibition amendment But nowhere in the area of conservative political thought is there anything to match the busy organization activity and salesmanship of tjie liberals and radicals ers reigning novelists star reporters actors producers and the inevitable sharjp-er- s sprinkle of those conscienceless known as "We Boys ” Sea-broo- y Have Markets Larger As The Salt Lake Tribune has pointed out there is food for reflection in the vote not only of California but of Wisconsin Minnesota and of the other states The old parties may not be dead but they have ceased to function as such The landslide was not an indorsement of the Democratic organization nor a repudiation of the Republican organization so much as it was a renunciation of old economic methods and a demand for something new and different regardless of expense mistakes or alarms incident to the changes are known to be a very patient and persistent THE Japanese The old copy book line of encouragement — “If at first you don’t succeed try try again”— must have been a familiar motto with those responsible for the discipline and development of the inhabitants of the island empire of Asia Yuinko Yamaguchi a maiden of Tokio is reported to have leaped into the raging waters of the Arakawa river from a high bridge 41 times during the past few weeks for the ostensible purpose of committing suicide Each time She wad rescued by gome gallant youth of oriental extraction Probably Yuiriko has chosen her moments carefully for the women of Japan are said to be adopting the ways of western civilization with artful aptitude Persistence is one virtue however which can be carried too far Some day the bystandmg hero may be one who never learned to swim There is also the risk of forming an irresistible habit of indiscriminately jumping off bridges which might result fatally to say nothing of the danger of catching cold Such an affliction in a country where the people kiss with their noses might be an impediment to romance c o Conservatives - en and opposite n serva-tiv- e it is the latter who are now most energetic The Socialist Mr Upton Sinclair by Americans The Constantly Growing List as adults con- servative the p chop-cho- very class- rough 26 1934 pro-feio- ns of By WASHINGTON D C Nov 25 — If for convenience of discus-sio- n all the shades of political ught In A m e r lr a be grouped into two New York Day:by -Day o o mcintyre NEW YORK Nov 25— Diary Out m the crackle of a crisp morning over the park meadow And a lady flung from a horse landed astonishingly on hdr feet unhurt So down the avenue marveling at the go to life came upon Bruce Barton Heywood Broun Ina Claire and stopped a moment with David Warfield Home finishing my stint and a honeymoon wire from Buster West and an autographed of Royce Brier s brave San copy Francisco newspaper tayle "Reach for the Moon” This day the Ben All Haggins’ beautiful Boston Nim' ble came to live with us So to Mary McKinnon's tea Charles G Norris newly from and Fannie Hurst to dinner Also Hattie Belle Johnston who told of a fearsome motor bus journey across the desert to wicked Baghdad and of Damascus and the Garden of Eden and I was wakeful the night long with a dolor over my narrow hdrizons By MARK SULLIVAN ifications students of medicine and chemistry tion abroad Many who complied with this mandate of the were seldom heard of after their return to America The Joint award of prizes offered by the foundation Of the Swedish philanthropist has come to Drs George Minot William P Murphy and George H Whipple for what they have accomplished during the past year in physiology pathology and other lines of medical attainment The Nobel prize in chemistry decided by the Swedish academy of science has just been awarded to Dr Harold C tlrey of the Columbia university faculty m New York for the discovery of a chemical marvel known as “heavy water” Upon the atomic theory the science of modem chemistry is built It was first taught by Democritus in Greece four centuries before the birth of Christ In substance atomology attempts to prove that all matter consists If atoms of elements held together by what is known as “the force of chemical affinity” It is one manifestation of electrical energy Uniform atoms cannot be separated but may be cracked They cannot be isolated for study but their weight can be determined by mass weighing and computations This presupposes all atoms to be the same However heavy atoms have been discovered m hydrogen which is the lightest substance known being 14 times lighter than air and 11160 times lighter than water It liquifies under extreme pressure or at very low temperature Dr Urey discovered an overweight atom which he finally was able to separate from the mass It is called an "isotope” By a process of freezing cooling and evaporating atoms he wrs able to retain the heavy ones for study and experimentation The result was heavy water In which fish cannot live Yet it supplies an element for investigation and presents possibilities for development and use which may influence the generation of new forces or the perfection of new remedies for the ills of mankind The genius who could have discovered any kind of water either heavy or light during the past summer would have been allowed to design his own medal or fix the amount of his reward COORDINATION WITH ARMISTICE DAY BEHIND HIM— Affairs In The Nation— — rightful THE scientific reseaich taking and achievement curity” NOVEMBER 26 1934 Definite Savings in Food The- - Senator From The Forum Sandpit L gur gieajt If you doubt your ability to win when you start the gamer you leave your bats might just as well In the dugout — K V P Philoso pher Among those who give me a severe pain in the neck i3 the man is forever talking about adversity being a blessing in disguise Nine times out of ten he is the guy who knocks down old women and tramples children underfoot In order to be first at the teller’s window when there is a run on the bank SIDETRACKED shelves are full of Dickens’ works And those of Thackeray and Scott The books indorsed by learned clerks Are just this books I've got But sitting down my gaze I bend Upon a plot that swiftly thickens In some new tale and that s the end Of Dickens My handsome set of Gibbon’s "Rome’ One of Balzac and one of Poe Adorn my small but cultured home And sit in an impressive row To find a passage I explore I mark it with a handsome rlhhon And yawn a bit and then no more Of Gibbon The greatest minds of every age Lie all within my easy reach Their writings are profound and sage And I can cull the best of each But man is weak I idly cast "The Cromson A glance toward ’’ Vulture Read the first page and that s the last Of Culture' — Stoddard King NOTES ON THE CUFF DEPARTMENT Some philosopher says we find certain gratification in the misfortunes of our friends I don’t but I do think they could have managed better Shirley Foote'ears a striking resemblance to Katharine Hepburn The chances are that if we could see ourselves as we really are we wouldn t believe It Ham Sanders Vern Woodhead LaMar Holt Lee Cummings Mike Coldesina and L F Sneed were bending the elbow at the junior chamber of commerce birthday party One of them asked Ham Sanders if he played golf and he said: “No but I cant give it up” Doesn't it strike you that some of our political leaders have for the second time in their lives reached the age when they think that it wont hurt the deck any if they just tear up one card” Harry W Bowers says that if we don't tear the seat of our pants sliding on the national coaster we Will be mighty lucky It’s no disgrace to be poor-vid- pro- nobody knows it Mother "Please keep quiet son ’’ My head is about to split Small son "If I keep quiet can I see it split’" An overwhelming victory is not always a blessing to a political party You know to the victors belong the broils D ed A tourist was (riving through No-Par- ty System Seen As Political Outcome Rules for Contributors ? LeneiB Hiiltsd to 100 worn Writs on one side ol S the paper (a) Relulbly only (b) writeand partisan discusligious racial aspersions barred (b) person a Writers sions not desirednames4 and residenmust sign true can tial addresses Only true names 6 Poetical contribube published tions are not considered 8 Views are expressed in this department those o( the contributors and do not necessarily reflect the views ol 1 The department The Tribune cannot be used as an advertising Tho Forum does not medium court more than one contribution a week from the lame author l () cate the nation’s good business health or xecovety dliectly whemi piuper assessment is made of all incomes This means simply the at sources assessment of all incomes instead of arbitrary values based on abstract investment figures except where property or ability is held in idleness This tax assessment method will automatically lift the tax burden from homes lived in by the owners It will adjust unfair tax levies every-where It will make government officers anxious to aid business everywhere of railroad to aid the usefulness tracks as they now aid highway de velopments Herewith highway traffic will re turn to Its true function of feeding Railroads will be re the railroads lieved of present evil handicaps and become able to carry freight and passengers cheapest and most safely Present day auto truck and bus competition with local railroad services have made obsolete the theory that rates can be set So as to give a fair return on all railroad investments when united In a The railroads strong association can and must re trieve the natural duty to meet com petition with competitive rates Free competition of the railroads again! other forms of transportation will not be destructive It will improve legitimate highway traffic that feeds Editor Tribune I think we are drifting into a "no party” system The politicians with the jobs now will divide for or against certain issues which will cause them to ma company had 91123 stockholdsuch keep or lojie their jobs on the ers Twenty of the largest of stockholders have an investment strength of that smallWhen the time for nominations about equal to 55948 of the Other corporacomes around there will be one est stockholders or more persons for the Bame job tion stock and general income of each will have to answer a ques- the higher and lower brackets bear tionnaire or make out a list of the about the same ratio as is shown in things he proposes to do himself this company one of the higher He may gain a job on the strength receiving about the same as 2800 A sales or transacof the lower of that The voters would not need to tion tax requiring a payment of know or hear the man— just study $200 from one with an annual inthe questionnaire and vote accord- come of $1600 would take $560000 ingly Then withthe recall the from the income in the higher The balance of the $1600 people would have some control brackets over the person after he got the must be Used as living expenses while the one in the higher brackjob If there was any patronage It ets could expend Yen times as would go to the winner as ap indi- much for living expense as well as vidual and not party or better pay an income tax of 50 per cent still there would be no patronage and then retain $1953000 annually Here is a wild thought— congress to loan to government home ownshould stay at home — vote by mail er farmer or poor stockholder tak coH trunkline railroads Going to Washington keeps them ing farm home and stock as D W JENKINS This accumulation would out of touch with the people and lateral Tremonton puts them into the hands of the soon absorb all money from public use either for pensions or other JOHN R JACOB lobbyists on federal The of workers number to business with billions reserved no security relief projects in Hawaii is increasthere few the being 'Senseless’ Economic ing on which to loan same Practices Criticised No sensible citizen expects social security or old age pension Editor Tribune- - The giving of while we continue to operate these proc$200 per month to each of 8 000000 senseless corrupt economic aged and requiring them to spend esses “The world today needs both at the Biggest Bargain In 1934 Does the same in the United States dur” your coal cost more than you can ing the month received would stim- knowledge and morality afford to pay” CHARLES SILL ulate business This Mark SulliUtah Coal Distributing Bureau will van holds as being the basis of reLayton supply you with guaranteed toil from Spring Canyon district at covery The stock of the 200 large cor- Tax System Reform prires as low as those trucking dimfne from rect the porations represents $81000000000 will convince vou which is half the nonbanking Urged by Contributor 3 toOne15 trial inch SB 60 Ton wealth of the United States is SB OO Ton Nut among rich and poor Editor Tnbune Private spending emThe dividends received by these that will give nearly everyone small stockholders blinds them to ployment may be induced by assess Distributing Bureau ing kfi sources of actual and of pothe evils of profit Was 600? ?10 Boston Bidr in to the A $105103300 southern Califor- tential incomes according comes of used properties This will Cherry Creek Nev “They tell me” be a fair and true basis for general he said to an inhabitant “that this property taxes it will enable uni ” form exemptions for all owners and village is lighted by electricity their dependents as well as eltmi Only during a thunderstorm" nate tax escapes and unjust tax levies replied the native The railroads are the arteries as HOBBIES it were of Ihe American business The study of palmistry is a body Present tax assessments bind that body to arbitrary values so hobby with Veva Allen Starttight as to create most unemploying on the subject merely through curiosity she found it ment and distrust of the future The railroads therefore will mdl- so absorbing that she spends considerable time in research Mrs Allen finds plenty of op portunlties to practice her hobby for no matter how skeptical one may be about the matter one is always curious to know what the future holds for him— even if he doesn’t believe Electricity 1 long-distan- COAL UTAH COAL with ELECTRIC COOECINC No fussing end watching ' No scouring of uteniili cleaning up of fuel waste Less shrinkage in foods I No wasted heat Overland Moving Co No Try our service to Coast or crating House-to-houpacking Have letters of commendation from Mr Kills of Ban Francisco Mr Wllles of Seattle Rev Ensign of Long Beach and tnanv many others Goods Insured doubly by our reputation for sauare dealing We own and the abov operate comparm Redman Van 1 Storage West 2nd South & Co Wa 14J 7 $7® STOVE 675 $625 $559 $375 HUT PEA COAL SLACK nxrPHOVE FOR BLUE BLAZE Wasatch 671 A low operating cost for current Utah Power (k Light Co The Best Coal Burns Better LU!!P Less evaporation of food moisture ‘ it’ No See Full Details in The SALT LAKE TELEGRAM Tuesday November 27th |
