Show II THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE TUESDAY MORNING MARCH BELIEVE IT OR NOT By Ripley LITTLE :- -: I CHOKED ME- WAR0UCKS SUPRSEt CNELL ME - r WBJER REDJLLM BEUEsSO HE WOULD MNRRT TktCT BLOND I CNT SEE HOW FsMH GOOD Ccn COME OP rr- - SUPPOSE hell tell her Sooner or LATER HOW WE ALL PANNED - NOT DON'T WSH OUNiER HLmvJESS THE fcLU HER TO Hjsn- a- OH WELL— I'M THROUGH GW'NG FREE N THE world - Thefts the POINT- - will thatjust big BlonO ? MCVTRVHONIAL AOVVCE NOW ON I'LL STVCK WtVFPT OR SoRRi I HOVE HR NEVER TEUS M(KE- WM CHEE- Reactions ORPHAN ANNIE VJH&vt K JOCT I GOT WHEW He WALKED 1M SiftO "THEN WERE MRRREt -I COWGRKTO L KTEJ HIM OF COURSE- BUT THE WORDS MMOST 1932 1 w FRONA To — Tb MINA— — -- WE SUNG OBSTINACYHER PRAISES TO HIM SOON HE WOULD HAVE HATED HER- - wmen we believe we are THE WISEST we are often the dumbest- of NMORTALS MEDCWE “T KNOCKED HER 'of course all of our sage ADVICE AGAINST THE WOMAM went for naugh- t- a man In love is a mule FOR WAD 1 - TOD SHOULD GEE SANDT HAVE SEEN “THEIR FACES WHEN ’DADDY’ TDLDEM HE AND TRIVUE WERE married- - then hardly I DONT think they LIKE TRINE VERY MUCH BUT THEY HAD TO BE POLITE “ KNEW WHAT Vr Sure was funny Added Attraction WINNIE WINKLE THE BREADWINNER I SO THE BOSS PHONED FOR A NEW SECRETARY YESTERDAY BECAUSE HIS FRESH SNIP OF A DAUGHTER WENT SMO IN AND TOLD HIM WHAT ABOUT HER U! TEN NEW -- 1 STia HIS DAUGHTER IS AN ILL and if ipoiLEQ (WELL HE CAN GET secretaries I brat” TO SAT— 1 SUPPOSE THERE'S NO USE think that's taking Ny ITS 4 IN hat and coat off! JUST A MATTER OF MINUTES MOW WHEN THE NEW SECRETARy I ARRIVES AND GET THE AlR fk 1! f- i John MELTort ATS A -- el&nollftmiMo Wears A suit MADE or CORN HUSKS EVERY To the Rescue THE GUMPS Rl8 STEAK DAY fOAiOYRS MAftt a A Phat a AIUI WDOUM BY HOLDSNa 3 ! e Mhm SllLL rum SrmiKU TT? A I §W -IN THE WCK OP TiMl THE ROPE CAUGHT BtM80 BY THE FOOT- - AND MILLIE' MAMA Can THANK WEE slTAR THAT IT MD MET THE to am t Captain1 At ETE on frhtch the “remains’ are to be exhumed j purpose at the Penn State rollege A rub- experimental remeterr ranks frith the brr pad frai used to close the window after The experiments btaarre ©emeuiy for ship frUich I have samples were taaen to sn important discovery m the domain fea'ured previously 1 be Window tew — Penn State Jossle” of nutrition the cow with a window ai provided with Tomorrow: The Oldest Living Thing On an opening In her ode whit h save the cow harth no trouble and through whUh samples of the contents of her stomach could be re- (Copyright 1033 King Features Syndicate moved with a small dipper for experimental Inc Of YESTERDAYS i ARtOON TN ftrtt Grfyril— hi order to test the ifficaty of preservatives on ths buried ends it telephone poles in eret uon telephone oemeiery is maintained on a h'U near tiwoa Colo of poles treated huiuiip-of preservatives are frith a wide ran burled In the rimd and over their noting place are maraera tMirating th date KAFLANATION Inn rw By Geo McManus HI4 GLASS -A ROW BOAT SECONDS ELAPSE BETUietN THIS A)Jt OUT CARTOON’ SEA-AN- D IN IT A MAN AND A WOMAN CONG UP CN DECK AMO M COlMG TO LOCK YOU INI YOUR ROOM- - YOU LL NOT ARC 1 ctrr downs to that get all DirtyAno to-nig- - engine-roo- m STROfeUlNL — or—- Aho HASTE CAPTAIN giving a real party you re going to t Two YHROU6rH AY BRINGING UP FATHER HE feAltD m or rr will LOOK PREGEMTABLE BE TOO LAT- E- ? GASOLINE ALLEY The Marriage Mart TJMS CIBLS AND YOUNG A M6M OP MONTEREY N OLD MEXICO HAVE DOKAJ LrrruE opportunity to meet BUT TWO NIGHTS A WEEK TIERS IS A EE RENATA THS GIRLS APPEAR IN THEIR BEST GOWNS AND PARADE IN TWOS OR "THREES M OWS BCeCRCN ACROSS THE PLAZA TH6 MEN PARADE TW& CTW6R THE TWO STREAMS APWRENTW PM UTTLS ATTENTION TO BACH OTHER HOWEVER HERE se IS WHERE MOST OP TH6 MATCHES ARS MADS PS "MS MOTOR CAR HAS MONTEREY ANO AUTOMOBIIjH DATES BID FAR INVADED -- TO PLAN HAVOC WITH THS 6BR6NATA TURNING THE DIAL Day by Day With Unde Ray 4 IS 00 boob Story of the Alphabet II— Egyptian ro Wordi (Cap right Mi Brndiogtg hi I JhMturm Visiting Englishman ays telephone take step to do something about It girl over here ere much too familiar —Aunt (Perennial Youth) Bella e with the eubf-riberMajbe io But they could be lot r more familiar with what the News Picture want - Today's—— " e This it Hants J Otiose veteran Again! playgoer who is writing anonymous ClgiplUrd Ad— Prrtomi'g letters lo AcUns Equity demanding DWVIJsO ta Lee Moinre h)0 ft 111 that theatrical transact hnim-g- t TW 4582 be staged in the Gent like to piny the wise Informant apartment house To gals who they consider dormant In which he lives “After years of re learch I find that the acoiiflHs of the Q and A Department a sub--tbe- -- Bracing Dear Sympathetic Aunt Bella— Are there any more at home like you’ U mean the Old Lades’ Home) -- ft or led An Letter of this type are al wav thrown away unread and un if Aunt Bella rei elvei and opened any imK like the and the six other he will h the proper authorities By loo opaitment upstairs are 87 per cent better than the first three rows of any theater in the United States” Mi Otiose savs Ted Cook Say Genevieve the kitchen cynic: And right at present it seem jins of the father have been visited on the children in the form of antt-sl- n legislation Ears Ring With Head Noises wtr f'a rtrtd f ma (AO SFIl ZERBSTS CAPSULES little nest esn £21 hard to understand Make the critics think they're and Waldorf-Astori- a 1 fl " Little Willie young but sage Locked pa in the monkey1 cage Mother shrilly chided “Bother! “How can we tell which Is father? -- Bill Wiley American Tragedy K Itrin Author who write CHICAGO— Herman Nerti has had of illicit love disconnected due to Will get paid off ta his telephone the fact that numerous people called heaven above a dally annoying him by expressing Educational Note amusement at his name Vkterii B C Colonist Members of the junior chamber of Simil-ecommerce are initiating a aeries of Unemployed as an engt aver of stock Mail to Industrial works ta the city (erUficate for edutatlonal purpose They will inspTH t the plant of the Victoria BrewI Jrtnl Hv esUsirhal Swton or ing company Limited on Wednes- - Authors of biographies hew noi Un Handle fact Just as they plea tinr twtwrn go to day t ranira Johnson' jtruj-ljmr nd rt of Fsmmit (double rAMOUS LAST WORDS strenri ) n add ta M plot at 1x4 aid ilttl Smi m minute Mix Garbe here1 1(4 tohlc&poonluj four time a As an interviewer whe would Ilk te Tm wi I relief bruig quit ta heud nftw speak te yea 1ijsSnt t Iwfwl aiifmnl hi e(h tenon w and Uv ujietv i mucin tep Outti Thera Rifk Now for 25c mvpvttm if to im ihnml it It easy U rnmrnn tvu Ilttl and ta pUrm-m- t All DRUGGISTS W tmk rone w’ o btt or Jieed noiMw du to rtiwutd gic uS prKsriHion If Your 10 IS 12 10 4B 00 KrtLr-atr- lnt Author Kt tl 12 8 fi T It KSL— JiBCr Maasitne of th Air K ! : Y L — ( 138 halor on healra KML — NBC Broadcast Irom Cardiff Wale KUVU— CBS American fiehool of tlx I The sound-sigor “letters" in Egypt’s alphabet numbered between Air I 00 KSO— Radio tuid 20 and 80 Some scribes used less Hl)Ur- - H8 Ann Leaf orsanlat than others Some used a picture of review KHIBmdcatr’ K8U— MIC farm and Home a bird for the “b" sound others v KUYL-CH- S Arm Leaf oreanlst J (( K8U— Utah 8 tat Axnculturat oollefe sketch of a leg 3 00 trio kUYU— CB8 KhrUim Klnse to seem That may strange you We 1 It MO-N- gft Salt Laka tabersade have 28 letters in our alphabet and choir 3 30 RPYU— CBS Word Oeorst ‘ a man in Halifax or Winnipeg uses 3S KDYL— CBS HoUV Biulo KUU— Conert muelo ti the same letters as a man In San Fran00 H8I — Towrse Crrer KUYL— cns Vi'ln Rata cisco New York or London S IS KIJYLCHS Ska Artut We must remember however that KAfc— Denial Imie the Egyptian were inventing the alKDYL— Old Familiar Mftlodlw 4 00 KPIj— NliC phabet It is little wonder that their KlYL-TKants&roo dub writer had different ideas about the A few word tn Egyptian 4 10 KHL— NSO )Nar PrkinK old Topper 4 00 KlU— Mrs Ftederirt Kdej naiiouftl best pictures to use president Cilrl Beouta Would you like to count to 10 In section of your scrapbook It will KDYL—C Bfl Omanatltiei the language of ancient Egypt? Here make a school topic for language or $ U K5L — Dauahteri of the Amrtcn Rr oluUon the way as nearly as men of sci- grammar ) Klyir-Ceeand Bally 11 ence have been able to figure it out I 30 Tomerrow— Feddter of Letters Ua sen exempt ftu tua suu sexef hDYlj— CBi David Oroteh aont iaexemennu paut and melt 40 t Ktnf of Mal© In writing those numbers it was Uncle Bay has a leaflet containing Musical album usual ta Eg pt to spell the names with 40 good riddles which he will gladly 4 00 K8L —NBC Voteri1 irviefr KDYL— Danofr muiie laterlud picture letters and then make figures send free of charge to any reader Harmoniei for them It was as if we should lending him a self addressed stamped SO FBTNBC KDLr—CBB FUiiiauoo orcheatra write "one I" "two 2" “three 3 " and envelope Address hmt tn care of 4ft E3Ir-J- ut Willit so on 1 he common custom in Egyp this paper 7 00 F Musical mavazinc was to write from right to left If KDYL— CB8 Beu Brm music we were to write EGYPT In that way (Copyright 1932 Publisher! Syndl 1 10 KBI— NBC farli Bpiear barltou KDir—lBS Balonetoua cate ) it wouid go like this TPYLE Try to 1 4S tittle Words write omelhmg else Horn right to too K'Ue— NBi’ Walter WinoBtll left and see how it goes KOYL-Ci- iS Vuiot of a Ihoutand I’uhlic Oversubscribe Shades In a later story 1 shall tell you Footnote where the custom of writing from left New Treasury Note 01 so1ft fnYL— b- m Mut knyto right at we do came from lo WASHINGTON’ Teb 29 till very day In some parts of Asia it is the custom to write from -- ght Mills announced tonight that to left applications totaling $£!28!4 OOQ had 1 he letter “e" appears to have been been received for the offering of left out of the Egyptian alphabet We MOO 000 000 In treasury bill are sure that the kgyptians had that dated March 2 sound In their language but do not The highest bid made wa 99 480 find a letter tar it in their writing equivalent to an annual Interest rate I he “e” sounds were understood by of about 2 18 per cent on in annual those who lead the writing bast The lowest bid accepted was 2 o make doutly sute that the meansea ing would be plain the scribe made a a picture of an open eye after the SAFETY MEASURE SOUGHT picture letter spelling their word for WASHINGTON Feb 29 WA— DeGives added zest “awake “ An open eye belongs te a signed to safeguard hotueholder In is who awakel person their use of poisonous preparations and healthfulness § In the same way a scribe made Senator Bmgham Republican Conpicture of tine blitts in a n- -t aftei necticut today ta trod need a bill to to dishes Lenten the picture tell! for the word ”neL“ regulate commerce ta them and rep itlii may be placed in U5tory" act iba kb cl n COOK-COO- S - awke 23- - KflL— MldiUr melaasa hdu ‘Ur-N- KrYI-Thrf- rF IB SO 4ft 10 00 tO 15 10 30 10 36 10 45 11 00 II U U Oft 80 4ft 13 00 RDYL —CBS Mvrt and Mar K3L — NBC "Amo ’n Andy KDYL—CBS Columbia Symphony chestra v or- KSleThe Hoofer KDYL— CBS guartfr-bou- r KSL- - NBC Smiles Lee RoberU KDYL — CBS George Olsen music KFL— NBO Story of Womenr8 Name! KDYL-C'BS Gu Arnhaltt muaic Iand of Flower K BL— Mrftry and John KDYL — CBS Noble ftlssl® music KSL—NBO Stebbln Bov Khii—Technical interview RDYL— Pollr bulletin KDYL— Dane music KBL— Farney at the organ JLb- L- NBC can Francisco prohibition poRs midnight INFLUENZA INCREASES BUDAPEST Hungary Feb 29 ("P) — The death rate from the current outbieak of influenza here rose over the weekend and numbered among its victims Zoltan Amburs 71 novelist critic and former director of the National theater Influenza fatalities for the last three days have been 33 COLDS RUBndMusterole well into your clitst throat— almost instantly fed easier Repeat the Miiatcrole-ru- S once an hour for five hours what a gloriou relief! JCDYL— Midnight melodies STOCKHOLDERS FLAN DEAL ELY Nev— Buoyed by hope of eld through the Hoover Reconstruction Finance corporation stockholders of the Hotel Nevada are planning actively to reacquire control of the insti tution which passed into the hands of the Wingfield interest last week following sale under a trust agreement to satisfy notes amounting to $175000 held by the Wingfield banks in Nevada REVOLT STRIKE FAILS LISBON Portugal Feb 29 (IP) — A revolutionary strike which had been planned to envelop all Portugal had collapsed today The revolutionary leader decided at midnight last night to call off the strike because of the formidable preparation the government had made to resist it Those good cold reme die— oil of mustard menthol camphor —are mixed with other valuable mgredt ents in Musterole to make it what doc counter-irritan- t” tors btcausw it gets action and ia not just a aalve It penetrate and ttimulatea blooj circulation and help to draw out infection and pain Used by million for 2 Q Recommended by many doctora year and nurses All druceisi To Mothers— Musterole is also at“ made in milder form for babies and small children Ask for ChU dren’s Musterole ary 91-d- n I I J Oral Hair Best Remedy Is Mad At Mom© To half pint of Vrtr annul fcoa of Itetw runt ttitie of Compound and can put tbla dmralkt tlrcortn Any up or you en ibix It t homo t eoL Apply to th hmJr ®ry Dttl twleo a weak until the desired shade It Imparts color to le obtained faded or pray hair and makhe It ort and aUway Darlw will not aotoe iiva kcelp te pot a laky irtltt AU'i Auea But lub OU br 88 one one-four- fr oun Every Night EGA Victor Eevue Station KDYL 6:05 to latest :10 p news m Hear from the “Eadi Headquarters" A ! - |