Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SATURDAY MORNING JUNE 13 ' ffilmiw iljc £5nJt every jrmrilnf bp Ths Baft Late Tribunt FubUsblog Company tabs e N0YTOM Fulse Entered at th postoffice at Sill City m —oood class waiter Tamed a 1031V1 PROHIBITION CHANGES (From New York Evenlneg Post) Colonel Amos Woodcock director of prohibition took It upon himself yesterday to Issue a federal license OX course to speakeasies he did it In devious and roundabout language Everything about prohibition administration has to be done In devious and roundabout language He said: It Js our policy to let the local police clean up speakeasies In their own corrununltliyi The federal government should continue to endeavor to clean up the supply of liquor at Its source This means If it means anything that as far as Uncle Bam Is concerned the speakeasy has license to DECISION of 'railroad executives to seek a blanket in- - run It Is quite probable however that Uncle Sam cannot control his in freight rates emphasizes if it does not aggravate own forces Probably we shall continue to hear the endless local scanth$ perplexities of the current period of economic readjustments dals and ‘‘shakeups’ in the federal debeen forces which would be transferred have hard of hit the country by Frankly the railroads to the local pollre If local police work the in transportation were also transferred to them Unpression as well as by new developments doubtedly in the large cities the field This problem however is not peculiar to transportaspeakeasy tribute money will conto be paid to the police tinue tion for it likewise is the concern of all business and all inBut Director Woodcock's admission should be taken as one more dustry as well as labor proof of the breakdown of enforce! It Is difficult to see in this trend a general tonic for busi- ment no matter what its effect may be upon the streams of speakeasy ness and industry which the rail executives declare would be the (raft Yet so suave Is this honey-onguthat he will probably ultimate effect of a general Increase In rates It is not so hard "get awaydry with" even this abandon‘ to!see the railroad point of rlew in the matter of the desir- ment of his legal duty Certainly he has "kissed his way through" so far ability of Increased revenue As they say it would enable Certainly he has made vast headway with a plan of action that Is Just them to buy more materials and to employ more men imporbeginning to make Itself clear to wet observers tant factors In general conditions The nub of It lies In Colonel ! The move however is indifferent as to how other lines of Woodcock’s ‘‘tours of Inspection” He travels Incessantly He goes everybusiness and Industrial endeavor are to Improve their status where from the Atlantic seaboard to Hawaii And wherever he goes If Jthe railroad philosophy holds good corresponding Increases he does not cut off official heads or transfers or Investigations for in ’commodity prices would supplement and stimulate general order the good of the service no npt at all Everywhere he goes ho coos improvement Briefly then If the movement is not designed To him everything is lovely The alone for the relief of one branch of American industry at the law is being observed Enforcement is marvelous Conditions are "far expense of others it reduces down to ultimate consumption Improved" over those of ’June 1 1930 when he took office Even In These Increases in freight rates and other items which the n Reno things are better This Is excellent preparation for ra&roads believe would help conditions would have to be fithe campaign of 1932 It is the dally nanced by the ultimate consumer painting of a picture' absolutely opposite to the real picture It is i This but emphasizes our present plight which Is directly righting the wets on their soundest ground— the evils wrought concerned with the impotency of the consumer cannot practical He by prohibition 1 met the demands' of new low price levels and naturally must Apparently the long discounted “lay movement" for prohibition anwonder how he is to meet higher schedules nounced yesterday In Washington The railroad asunder the name Of “The Allied sumption of course is that there will be more employment and Forces" is going to attempt much more purchasing power both of which must precede the ability the same task It is going to fight the idea that ‘'Prohibition is reto assume the responsibility of meeting higher price levels sponsible for most of the evils of Writer Sees Lost America” It is going to do it not The fact of the matter Js that the railroad maneuver is a by church preaching but by public Cause in Offerings’ addressed by meetings everywhere movement for transportation relief without much concern for orators like Raymond Robins and Editor Tribune: Years ago In an how it Is to be met It Is very doubtful If this course alone William E Borah It is to be an ef- eastern art gallery the writer found fort of for and by laymen The women’s side of this ‘‘allied” a painting or such simple beauty and will solve the railroad problem which is predicated somewhat effort Is equally interesting Mrs gripping appeal that its memory has upon new competition which would be encouraged rather than Rushmore Patterson chairman of not been dimmed by time It was a the Allied Women explains that the picture of an Indian brave In full war discouraged by widespread Increases In rail rates la diffibelief of her unit U that “educa- panoply gazing into the distance at and organization for temper- a long line of covered wagons wendcult to see how stressful economic situations are to be relieved tion ance should go hand in hand with ing tnelr way into the sunset The the law” will to do and die Implacable hatred by emphasizing current deficiencies We have no quarrel with that Nor Impotent fury stoical suffering and have we any quarrel with an effort despair to fairly scream from to push the political religionists out the clear-c-seemed features of the lone of control of Uie dry battle If scout Altogether It was the finest we were purely malicious we might K' of a lost cause that the say too that we do not object to depiction see to or in this life the T TTAH bankers holding their annual convention at Ogden find this evidence of the first great split writer hopes to come if there be such a state In the prohibition forces But the lifeThe U hopeful encouragement in the connection may not be apparthought that the times are wet view must as always be bigger ent to and theological political than It of must the that run drys marked by many factors which can be converted to the quick above factional or fanatical needs to “standpatters" but somehow or other the writer Is never able to read the good of the country recovery of business and industry The condition was charFor the good of the country we one of Mr Hooper's offerings with acterized as one which Is favorable In most of its aspects are sorry to see even the present out a sad smile as his thoughts go small amount of federal repression back to the picture of the lone warA wealth of raw products men willing to work efficient taken away from that evil institu- rior— the perfect personification of a tion the speakeasy For the good lost cause 'i management effective transportation and people wanting to buy of the country we are glad to see However much one’s sympathies the “blue ribbon” women take up instinctively go out to a courageous everything were pointed to as elements which would speed re- again the work of organization and defender of a simple covery The lack of a proper mental attitude was stressed as the education for temperance For the faith and viewpoint it can hardly be ' most distressing deficiency good of the country we are glad to denied that the northern Idaho phisee a great political and economic his eyes to the deHopeful optimism of course Is to be encouraged Business Issue taken out of the hands of losopher closes of the last fifty years and Industry cannot recover without it but our trouble is churchly fanatics who have lighted velopments attempts to handle present-da-y fostered the searing fires of re- and problems from the standpoint of deeper and more difficult to handle' it' Is something more than and ligious Intolerance conditions as our pioneer grandpar a mental attitude As one speaker indicated the ents knew them— tidies when the hope' of is solution of every problem of this life prosperity predicated upon consumption which in turn rests and the hereafter was thought to lie upon the ability and the power- to purchase He urged the nain the breeding of all the children tion as a whole to sustain the amount of money In the United "the Lord would send” In order to States as vital to rehabilitation combat as fat as humanly possible the supposedly permanent shortage “The wholo discussion resolves Itself into something more of workers on the farms and ranches than a mental attitude Business and Industry are not fraught and In the “Lord's vineyard" Borne day when the writer Is In a with trouble or difficulty because they like Favorable faccombative mood he might possibly tor do not fall to assert themselves because a consuming public feel Inclined to enter the lists and hks wittingly gone on a strike Rather the mental attitude is tut a fountain pen with Charley W R I did something the other night predicated upon something else possibly exhaustion of purthat I would have sworn you couldn't chasing power have hired me to do I aided in the Backer Finally It must appear that the bankers of this state as deception of a little child It came Iligher Hits Pensiona Idea well as those of other states have a definite obligation in the about In this way A young couple id iutor something on agreelng with me look in at the him slip a wajlier is tooth now and then and go on with one of my few remaining fsngs somewhat like his window a wing beginning to wobble Leon Errol's off leg Just one gob of Incuse me” he said Yashawrl" b I’d and taffy snapping t Vittlea j bubbled outside of a loose tooth Otherwise Ism dandy thinks No- - Nothing me like one of those me- body pas more fun to as dentists chair Chanlcal boards by the side of den than I My dentist Ouy Campbell is tlst’s chair— squirt bottles switches one of my oldest NewYork friends tiny electric bulbs mysterious cut-I came to town ho was Just out out tubes registering dials pusn dental college wltli a walk up of- - tons and myriad other floe a inoth eaten plush chair and a I sat up to my chair all eager eyed and drooling and listened for tn water faucet that whistled I have watched him progress into a doctor He was broadening A s wunI marble hailed edifice on the fashion- - some high handshake patient So able East Bide where xnodemlatically reached out timidly waited a second coppered elevators are manned by- and yanked down a switch a whir-clo- th in plum colored broad- whera a beU rang there was There's a Persian rug on the ring noise and pinkish stuff began the wall— the bubbling up to a sort of test tube floor and a Cezanne I don’t care for pink so I threw an- lucky stiff! When we have closed the door on other switch hoping for green I m a the walking Watteau who receives fool for green Instead a dingus like egg beater all lit the customers in the inception salon the doctor drops his errand and pro- -- up and began to revolve Then the doffs the er- doctor came back In the room fesslonal manner mine for the double seated corduroy a me and calls cockeyedsoandso and I laid back in my chair ana closed I blister him as a fossilized tusk pol- - my eyes innocent like He immed ately asked what in the blanketyiiJier etc few yams— blank I was trying to do I lifted un Also we exchange He snapped but may- my head: “Oo ee? nothing off color of course hap a shads splcey — wonder what “Yes you!" But I do wish he had has become of the old 72nd street not come back so soon I’ve always hotel clerk wanted to sail a paper boat in that crowd Sinltty tho at tho side of a Old Wsuh revolving what-nHarry the bartender andAnd some- - dental chair the night elevator man " " ' times we wind up wrestling chair open Then I climb into the mammoth cave and m begins 7 wire poking around with h touches Every now and DY LOCal V0n Jr something that suggests the quick TV T) BllSl bursting kiss of a tropical lightning Jig off it He bolt But we Just laugh and ho horse and I Also heigh what mackerel of hoot-nanni- He a ot 1 the ut ed - it ray their daughter matter Plainly the difficulties of business and Industry have and came to have dinner and spend the to with purchasing power the money which must be sus- evening with us It had been their each evening after dinner to tained It is a deep problem of finance and credits ultimately custom take the baby for a short spin in the to be solved by bankers and financiers cooperating with business car during which she would go to and Industry and humanity rather than the me'ntal attitude Bleep She informed us plainly this night that it was a case of "no ride — of the people no sleep" Their car was being reno to have IThe people fear as the ultimate recovery of busipaired and we have none so we were Then a ness and industry Sterner problems have been met and solved stumped for the moment dawned upon us We dug JuIt must appear however that this is the concern of leader- light nior’s old baby carriage out of the ship the task of bankers and business and Industrial experts storeroom put the little darling In It With people willing to work and willing to buy It 1s evident and turned off the lights Then with Junior leading the way with his that the condition Is not a mental creation but the symptom flashlight the baby's father pushing the buggy and me bringing up the of a basic 111 In any event It is In large measure the £ rear with the vacuum cleaner going of bankers full blast we committed the fell deed I haven't felt this way since I put three-year-ol- prob-len- ' Public Ownership 4 a china egg under niy pet Plymouth Rock hen Editor Tribune: Both a logical and emotional defense of pensions for old age has been made by persons a ho oppose the division of Jobs or the distribution of the work to all who need a share of It Accepting the fact that many will- Ing and capable persons young and middle-age- d today cannot find employment shall we pension them too? Or give them a dole? Or let them starve? I say no to all such makeshift proposals Let every organization In America that hires four or more persons dur- an Ideal spot for a to sneak from It makes itpolitician for him to be on all sides of possible a question at once Cle” is Outside of the comments of Interested friends and an occasional Well as Harry Joseph says “We're "brick bat” from anonymous writers I don’t know whether anyone is readonly young twice” ing this stuff or not A communication I received the other day however proves that one man is at least With the idea of placating a certain doctor who is unfortunate enough to be one of my creditors I ran a paragraph quoting him as saying: “The world may owe us a living but we have to be mighty good collectors to get it” Right back came the clipwith this comment over hi Iniping tials: "I agree— what about a pay- off a couple of Today he snipped yards of rubber clamped it on the it with and molar smeared offending something tasting like sour caviar mixed with brass polish Then he propped my mouth open folded his arms and stood looking out the window to a sort of revery When I get way friends lost in thought often fetch me in from a deserted bitten up by mosquitoes swamp all he suddenly I’d be a swell mess walked out on me “Issen ock” I struggled to inquire “oo ont 1 onay hance eside oo wok oot au mo il ooo?” He Just nodded and replied: "Oh chilthey are all fine thanks The dren are at the beach for the weather" He didn’t understand a that If dum tiling I wasn’t asking him about his family or children I wanted to know if there was any chance of him walking out on me So I Just sat there giving a Tom Silver Plight Draws Thumb imitation ot the Hoosac and dribbling around the Rules for Contributors Wrath of Writer tunnel Finally I ventured: "Ow uch edges an gw a oot aa oo It ere oo lgg um?” Letter Unite te 909 werli writer feels Tribune: The Editor — which freely translated ran: “How 9 () Write eo n side et the pa he would be remiss somehow should iATiA’u’rri' ter enlyj (b) Write leclblr S a) Relirteos and partisan diseassJons he fail to congratulate you upon your for the restless spirits What's the barredi (b) Fcmnai kiperalona not silver editorial in this morning’s pa- use desired 4 (a) Writers nut far lab cussing the government? Our per Because it is so obviously a chal- American trse nanes and residential addresses form Is as near perfect as as evidence of feed Dbi (bj These lenge to what Theodore Roosevelt we can hope for and is not a whit Edward Dansls winner of the first ere withheld ea request except admincall would a the electorate Where prize tven by the Omgi Publishing where direct ere Bastions are made better than on the to its cards istration la their eighteenth annuel place acalnst individuals er eereorstiens? good men and women are elected to company won table Simultaneously with this chat office d A contest This award weeshortwhen the trse names neat be printwe hear no complaints Who O with seasoned ed 5 Poetical eoatrlbntleBs are set In home comes the declarafrom competition lenge crooks with the hijackers invests world and over all considered d Views expressed la the hand writers from tion from Germany admittedly fosto filch the people? You and The ahorthand notes submitted by Mr this department are these el the tered by England the bugaboo of our powers matter with Danile were considered the most nearly contributors and do net neeessarllp There’s L nothing tlie reflect the views el The Tribane 7 administration that reparation pay- the good old U S A— but automo- perfect shorthand note submitted by The department tan not be need as ment terms must be modified which biles radios costs of living and any of the hundreds ot contestants ft The nn admtlslns median nigh is tantamount to a declaration that reluctance to live within one’s Income from oil over the world Fersm dees net eenrt mere than la the first time that the first ena eonlrlbetlen n week Irom the there must be a modification of Capital is timid and widen it gets over This baa ever been won by a shortprize same eoatriboter terms of war debt payments It would the present scare it wvill come out hand student in Utah these alibi of the evading that appear like it did for Mellon’s eight-fol- d I D 6 Business College training Is issues at the sacrifice of the silver bonds The only for unemIn every detail oomplete Inquire todoomed What will ployment is work remedy capital and day about the new classes that are ing usual business hour throughout parley is about and the substitute be? Had the president government must furnish it being formed for summer school the year adopt a policy to put on (Advertisement) more persona when they are acted upon the unanimous senate JHH silver a called parley available and work all of them what- resolution and the taken have no would doubt ever alternate days and weeks need- he ed at one and the pre- Initiative in the opening of an unvious hourly rate of pay Then moat avoidable discussion that will now be forced upon him persons will find some part-tim- e Meantime the mind of young work for their energy Old age pen slons will become very scarce because America has become so saturated honorable work gives hope and an with disgust at what it visualizes as systematic administrative evasion of ticlpation as well as wages This division of work time will give every beneficent issue that it has bea spur to all production and sales of come open for every form of commuall commodities at rational prices nistic propaganda that can find birth The increased rate of pay per hour in the mind of a Trotsky will be offset doubly by assured marBryan declared that whenever the kets and by better amounts produced per capita of basic money becomes every hour that each person works less than $35 depression will be the Any reduction In individual annual inevitable result Who doubts the inIncome will be offset by a general spiration of this financial prophet? reduction of commodity prices due Have you figured what per capita the to the efficiency of keeping all ex- - world’s available monetary supply of positions where gold will give? Figures won’t lie and Serlenced men In use the produc- the proof of the test lathe result buy and PAUff H ALLRED tions This policy will create an attitude of mind toward our social affairs wherein quantities of food and cloth- Humpty Dumpty Hopes ing will be kept moving to those who Jobless Will Organize need them at whatever price they can afford to pay Editor Tribune: Between the arD W JENKINS of politics pro and con as gument J r to “why is fish?” I still don’t pretend to even guess whether Uncle Insurance Offers Samuel is going backward or for“to Doctor's Pay Solution ward Will Rogers’ suggestion a d-- N cut the ration of oats for army one Couldn't Editor Tribune: These modern mules” is an excellentmore alfalfa inwe give them a little of : entemples healing with their stead? ‘ trances and waiting rooms like hotel Why do so many compare our foyers and the hospital air com- president to Wilson Lincoln and pletely excluded have only one draw- Washington? and I never hear any Mr back— the everlastitng problem of ex- protest from Grover Cleveland President suggests to the hungry unpense One of our' leading hospital plan- employed that they substitute black ning experts Doctor Goldwater de- bread for a big dish of patience then clares that the most difficult prob- when they can’t hold out longer on lem of all Is to give our great middle this menu gather at Valley Forge and skilled artisan classes the very and sing "Hallelujah I We’re a Bunch backbone of our nation yet denied of Bums" lay down and cash in their fair share of the advances of Jack Plane's plea for organization medicine the type of hospital service Is good The unemployed probably they demand at a price they can af- might do so Those employed are afraid of being fired ford to pay This problem however is being met But then should the unemployed be offered work at half price Blooey n two Sold $45 $50 business deby vices Insurance and strange as it Jack where is the organization? is believe it the Nevertheless I only seem the installment buying As may a matter of fact insurance is a form solution A little more time and it of installment buying only you pay should go over big Fine Worried s—D ouLIe Service - HUMPTY DUMPTY against a contingency instead of a definite article Fabrics— In the Group You Will Quoting an article taken from The Capitalist System Okeh Find Some Fine Golf Suits in Tribune of June 5 where it stated By Our Readers t pussy-footin- h ce one-four- th one-four- th Mullett Kelly Co For At On Sale Today 250 B v r e w Spring Suits From Society Brand and Other Fine Makes For n 34 50 at and Formerly ultra-moder- r Fine Every Tweeds Tniported Cashmeres! and Garment Demonstrates Mullett-KellySupremacy for Incomparable Value I ’s MuEettKeUyCo 5auUki City— Ocden x ScccctySStnnd Clothes ay ch-ith- - 4 the Demand Good Clothes cl Loiv Price Meeting de-fou- r i:r It g WTTH the advent of the summer season the public once more ” 1s to be reminded of the needs of cooperation In the use and care of public property In recent years there has been of Individual pride In public facilities for rest and Contributor' Declares that 400 physicians Of New York City recreation The sense of ownership In public property has behad formed a clinic or medical guild to give the people of that city medical Editor Tribune: I like to read the come emphasized with the natural result that parks and playservice at a cost that they could af- Forum but the communistic and seretreats have been less subject to ford to pay I wish to state a sounder ditious expressions I sometimes sec grounds and other public investment would be hard to imagine there make me tired Wo older peovandalism than this guarantee against some ac- ple have passed through worse times to be done before we can conclude that There still cident or sickness descending with than these ment” when granaries were senses Individual In every crushing force upon a family often empty and no money to the country that which belongs to the ownership Is a harmless old fellow who when the breadwinner is the helpless The There capitalistic system is all right public at large These retreats are still Impaired by thoughtless goes around town talking of money viAim when It bears its just share of the Individuals who leave picnic grounds littered with lunch remin figures that make Secretary MelQuoting' an article taken from The burdens of the government and we lon’s deficit seem like chicken feed Tribune of Tuesday of this week are getting there slowly but surely nants and other litter The evil Is bom of the thought that the But he had a beautiful I don't know but what he Is to be where it stated that the Salt Lake It fulfills the natural desire we all service of the spot Is ended when the Individual has done with capitalists so vied Ha at least appears to be Medical society will undertake a sur- - have to own something we can call I and got stenographer It Why should they spoil what Is beautiful merely because It confused I forgot v hat I went there happy and that's something in these vey on charity medical service own Only Us abuse is harmful for days of penury and privation Re- mands which have grown out of the especially when it takes the form of fceiorcs to everybody? member the old song? business depression let me state if ownership of property for the pur” ' A keener sense of Individual In the center of the recreation or Oh gee it’s great to be crazy the medical society of this county poses of exploiting other human beresponsibility in public affairs W amusement r at hall Camp General would take a leaf out of the modem ings Then the system is a curse will dt in conservation of property and health It will npt Crazy crazy as a loon G Williams Jordan Narrows is a Everybody unhappy but way of doing business these condt Our world is to a period of adjust'all the fire menace and defeat health hazards but prize ring A short time ago Senator The lucky devil who's off his nut! 'y f tlons would not exist and it would go ment There la no more free land of i lividual contentment by and Smoot Colton and In relieving our taxpayers any value: no unknown parts of the long-wa Congressmen ' and protecting promoting Loofbourow wera guests out there A thought for Father’s Day of the burden of taking care of such globe to explore only in the air above la beautiful i ta kkl £031 ISIS la teqsb' It strikes us that the “squared increas-ing'evlden- S nf f THE FORUM More Than Mental International Award Stlldent then - It es on wide-ope- “ It pull-Wh- en rlK ’ e dropped’much longer do I have to WWW j 12—1 s |