| Show A't 4 TILE SALT LAKE TRIDUNE WEDNESDAY nit akc luutd gvtrF momJnf by Th Sail lake Trlbuna FubJUhkii Company ( - Wednesday lNEWIDMJMS5‘nfflr pilmut The Tribune Is a charter member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations ""The Tribune Is amember of The 100000 Group of American Cities The Tribune is a member of Media Records Inc group The Beckwith Special Agency Inc eastern advertising agent New Yrk 81 Louis Chicago Philadelphia City Atlanta M ( Mo troit Kansas cemten As Co Inc Pacific coast San Francisco Los Angeles Seattle Portland of Information of The bureaus Foreign Tribune are No 1 Rue Scribe Parts France lib Pall Mall Indkm England 1 Unter Den Linden Berlin Germany Excelsior Hotel Rome Italy Morning April 22 1931 Deserving Death the daring: caprlco of the exceptional becoming the common enterprise of the modern gangster Within the last few weeks two wealthy eastern men have been lured from their homes by fake telephone mes-- t The object of course was extortion sages and abducted of threats bodily violence directed to members of the through victim the The crime perhaps rivals all others for of family Its lack of human decency demanding sacrifices in the name of love and affection with no means of fighting back The tendency is but typical of the modern criminal who Will transgress any limit to gain his objective In Itself the offense la not new but It nevertheless becomes a scourge and a menace by reason of Its growing vogue The public Indifference toThe demands for stem swift and determined punishment of all criminals no doubt contributes to the growing use of methods of terror In Crime I There Is but one way to deal with crimes of this nature and that la to invoke the same temper in our legal edicts and fcrltfilnal punishment Conviction of kidnaping for extortion Invites and merits the death penalty It is the only purposes way to end the security which the underworld now enjoys as t applies the death threat to successful citizens and their families KIDNAPING NEW YORK April 21 — The “Welcomes in for a Fllppen frippery’ he: “You buy a sandwich and Boys” are at it again They are the Says for an institution” pay of O “gentle Henry’s prototypes Yet Arnold Reuben Is not so com grafter”— the benignly emlllng rashis comedian cals who pose as having important merclally sordidhaveas one believe His might connections with newspapers and friends theatrical benefit to buy yearly want you braces and provide care for poor crippress associations “We boys to help us out” is the theme of their pled children la a beautiful gesture in ’ human Sympathy spiels For years they bivouacked in the Postcard: “What is It in you that old Waldorf’s Peacock Alley so keeps you sitting at the typewriter ubiquitous that a special squad of tap tap tappingonaway while other the radio?” house detectives was formed to give writers clean up It's the woodpecker in me them the bum’s rush through re1931 McNaught volving doors They acquired a flair (Copyright Tor social graces and few could resist Syndicate Inc) credulous their cooing After several were “sent up the Paragraphs river" they vanished but lately they ixpped up again They are perhaps A1 Capone says he wants to rethe smoothest of petty swindlers usually silver haired well dressed tire permanently Well the courts and always carrying tlie aroma of re- seem to be doing their best to help cent barbcrlng Their unctuousness him— Milwaukee Sentinel la so thick It is sticky What the Democrats need Is a They hang out only where they with tlie northern end a lake may come in contact with “big shots” plank — the smart hotel foyer theater lob- and the southern In a desert— bies cafes and select supper clubs Ann Arbor Dally News It is their job to scrape up those Henry Ford favors paying children casual acquaintances to go to school And then when they seemingly They catalogue you and later you grow up they will have enough money will hear from them to buy automobiles— Philadelphia Their first contact Is by tele- Evening Bulletin phone They are promoting a Social Address book a book of “prominent Chicago’s beer industry has ear New Yorkers” Or perhaps a local va- talnly boosted that city's bier in riant of “Who’s Who” They say : “We dustry —Louisville Times boys are getting out this volume to help us build a club for members of “Opera is not dying” ssys the Litthe press” erary Digest The last one we heard The tntlmtttfbn Is slyly injected sounded like it—Southern Lumberthat to be “In right” with “We Boys” man will be a help In case of a sudden It Is said that many modern novscandal or any other lijttJe twist that own might burgeon Into headlines There elists writeWeentirely for their are alsQ subtle references to police pleasure — gladly accept? the exfixing for auto speeding or other min- planation Punch or Infractions As shop worn as this racket Is there is always a new crop of suckers And “We Boys" are able to drag down several hundred dollars a week so long as the going Is good As the graft is small and the sucker hates the spotlight arrests are seldom Exvtartd at tbf postofflc at Salt Lakg city aa aeoond claag matter TEEMS or llESCftirriONi nd Sundart one montE I 010 nd Sunday one year 10 80 TAe above rauw apply in Utah Idaho Woaada and vomUii Etowhera in United 8ut Dally and Sunday ona month The Trthurta Is on sale In avery city In the United Slates Rftd-ar- a may aaoartain atenta In any city by telephoning this office The Trlbuna is a member of (he Prana The Associated Press is entitled to (lie uea for xrlusively rroducUon of all newt dupatrhea this pi listed herein plj ±2 1931 MORNING-Al'lU- once Is EXCURSION HATES (From San Francisco Chronicle) Can there be a more reasonable appeal tlian that of the United Chambers of Commerce ol the Pacific Coast asking eastern railroads to take their fair share of transcontinental excursion rate cuts? At the present time the ante of the eastern roods toward making travel cheap summer round-tri- p rates from Atlantic to Pacific Is that of hardly more than the roads west from Chicago If the roads from the eastern seaboard to Chicago made their rate cut as large proportionately as that of the railways from Chicago west there would be a substantial reduction in these tourist fares and inevitably an Increase of summer tiavel to Pacific coast points This Is all the Pacific chambers of commerce are asking To a man up a tree no good reason appears to stop the eastern roads from granting this request Certainly these railways cannot plead Inability to make a price which western lines make and have made for years They are tlie llne-- pf thickly settled territory producing business at every point They make no long hauls over empty mountains and barren destwo-thir- Pithy erts On a mileage basis the excursion rates of the eastern lines reasonably should be less than those of the western railways Instead of more as they are at present The importance of this request to the Pacific coast hardly needs stating The plea has united backing The western railroads of course are and long have been urging It upon their eastern connections The appeal has the color of right and justice A favorable reply ought not to be longer delay ed A CHANGE IN ALASKA (From the New York Times ) By an order of the secretary of the interior administration of the health and educational services In Alaska has been transferred from the office of'educallon to the bureau of Indian affairs To the latter congress had already given appropriations of Alaskan reforms move slow- The modem criminal who resorts to this offense feels that maudlin will Intercede for him if he is caught By the ly Between 1807 and 1884 the govterms of a fair deal he should be subject to the same penalty ernment at Washington left schooling of the natives to missionaries In that the execution of his threat Implies for the the latter year congress made an apfor education and SecreCitizen In these days of rapid transportation and easy escape propriation Cartoon Brings Idaho Zoo Plan Stirs Protest tary Teller of the Interior department Gus Still Blames Women called the commissioner of edukidnaping enjoys a natural protection that was absent in other cation upon Reader's Comment to establish schools for the Burden As New City For Traffic Accidents days It Is to be combated only as society arouses Itself to lts widely scattered natives In 1891 reindeer were Introduced on the Editor Tribune : Them's “harsh Editor Tribune Last month I was Editor Tribune: A few days ago dangers and Insists upon the death sentence for convicted theory that civilization would be ad- wolds’ from the “plzen pen” of Gaso- hi San Diego visited the zoo in Bal- The Tribune carried a picture showvanced If herdsmen took the place of line Liz And I also Judge Offenders from the hunters In a few years the commis- sentiments expressed In the letters boa park called on Mrs B J Bench-l- ing an old man labeled “Radicals” sioner found himself the guardian of of Mrs K Lane and I G K that they executive secretary and general carrying an ax labeled “legislation” I many thousands of reindeer It be- would have no particular objection manager of the zoo She informed chasing a fowl labeled “Business” and Ready for Work came necessary two years ago to to my being shot at sunrise or other- me from the books “the expense of a nest with some supposedlywasgolden make the governor chief herdsman wise disposed capof at the earliest oppicture tire zoo lor the past year eggs in It and the Goose office The education of Washat That Lays Here's hoping I can keep maintaining tWITH the formal signing of the Hoover dam contract by portunity The admittance fees tioned “Killing the sob-siste- rs law-abidi- By Our Readers ng I y Sec-teta- ry ington became overwhelmed by Its responsibilities in Alaska It was conducting 93 schools for natives In a vast reglon with communication difficult It had opened seven hos- Wilbur Utah may be excused for again affecting pride In the Important part which her leadership is to play in the Construction of this gigantic enterprise The act of Secretary pitals It often devolved on the Wilbur however offers something more than the pride of teacher In remote districts to serve as It Is the starting signal for a governmental physician nurse postmaster and wireless operator There must be project which will have a beneficial effect upon western business schools on the Aleutian peninsula and employment for years to come and Islands extending a thousand 1 (Something of the magnitude vof the work In hand is to be miles from the coast schools on the shores of Bering 6ea and the Arctic gleaned from the fact that special equipment larger than anyschools far up the Yukon Porcupine thing heretofore provided will be used In the activity The buckand Koyukuk rivers schools down ets which will transport the concrete from a mixing plant the southern fringe of Alaska A great educational work has been two miles away will carry fourteen tons each The enterprise done In Alaska The young Eskimos will call for the building of miles of temporary railroad and speak read and write English Every a social and civic center ierlal tramways The mere act of preparing for the great school ofIs the natives have given up Many ilvals construction many tire great project Igloo and now occupy wooden projects The houses radio tells them how The contractors expect to make rapid headway anticipatthe rest of the world lives and brings ing completion of their work under the seven years estimated muslo and Ideas of art Into their exto finish the Job The preparatory work which already has istence To Improve upon what the office of education has done for the been performed but emphasises the genius of western engiAlaskans the bureau of Indian afIs reflective of which It enabled fairs will be put to It thorough planning neering western contractors to gain the award against national comThe signing of the contract marks the beginning of petition one of the greatest epochs In western development on ‘ (Safer Interest in Sports IN THE hustle and bustle of modem life sports of one kind or another are claiming more and more disciples from the public For many years baseball held undisputed In recent years the fclalpt to the title of the national pastime demand for participating In sports has distributed the national interest over a variety of activities While baseball may still be regarded as the national game It Is hotly pursued by growing Interest in golf The United States department of commerce last' year estimated there were million golfers in the United States There pne and one-ha- lf Ore more than 5000 goU courses In the United States which Is more than half the total number In the world The popular Interest In this game Is further reflected In the fact that 150 cities maintain municipal courses Tennis likewise Is gaining In popular favor with more and more cities courts as a part of their recreational maintaining municipal ' facilities Tliese'two major activities are Indicative of the trend toward participating sports The miniature golf craze no doubt was predicated upon a similar Interest although Its future is still somewhat subject to the course of the popular whim National Interest In football has cast a commercial significance over college athletics As a seasonal sport it rivals baseball for Interest find attendance Something of the national Interest In sports Is reflected in the sale of sporting goods which amounts to about of a billion dollars annually Notwithstanding heavy Imports we are producing 20000000 golf balls and 3000000 golf clubs annually The sale of baseballs totals 8500000 while tennis balls run to 10000000 In addition 285000 footballs and 250000 basket' balls are sold annually The Investment In sports Is founded upon the Inherent human desire for recreation and exercise It Is now regarded as something more than a pastime bestowing health benefits which may be counted as personal assets More and more the benefits of sports are being applied to all ages One college at least is urging interest In three sports— one the major activity of youth such as football and basketball and two which may be carried on through the years such as tennis and golf In the light of the Individual benefits In health and recreation that accrue to participating In sports the growing Interest In this form of exerAmerican uandpit out of range of their flivvers until I can secure some more life Insur' ance! Gasoline Lis suggests that I must have had a brainstorm caused by the heat Well Liz in order to have a brainstorm one must have brains Thanks for giving mq that much We credit So that’s all settled wont argue about the beat but I seriously question that part of her diagnosis Ask the weather man He knows But let’s get back to the old rumpus again— the subject of women drivers and automobile accidents The ladles who answered my first article all stated I believe that statistics will show that the percentage of accidents caused by men drivers Is far renter than- - those caused by women Irlvers That’s granted absolutely Statistics will also show that a far greater number of industrial accidents are caused by men Why? Because there are a great many more men employed in hazardous occupations than women And likewise there Is a much greater number Of men driving automobiles Of every description than women Why shouldn’t accithe percentage of dents be greater? That is not the point however I still claim without fear of successful contradiction that women drivers when proportionate numbers are are responsible either considered directly or Indirectly for a big share of automobile accidents gear’ strip' ping traffla violations and what GASOLINE GUS have you? man-caus- the Golden Eggs” The picture was very quite clever and from oneaspoint is sponapt for legislation such sored by radicals would in all problaying so ability stop business from many golden eggs in Its own nest Willie Howard confesses he was a soprano at the age of 12 But he explains' “At that age how did I know what I was doing?” Incidentally Howard’s brother Eugene Joined him for a benefit the other night and forced me to revise my Idea of the best fitting suit of clothes In town He was wearing It They were discussing the lucky star that trails A1 Smith In his defeat for the presidency he escaped OU’LL scarcely min "small chsnf“ yet on certain happy day you will have $2500 eesh in hand —money that comes like lift It will do tome won"d derful thins for y y- - yours Syndicate Mortgages are quite content and happy Of course we are not putting all the men In the same class There are men who respect the rights of women but to those who are In a class with these two who think that physi- cal strength is all that counts and with all due respect to both of you all we can sav Is “that it takes more than physical qualities to become a good driver" and I think as far as human intelligence is concerned the women of today do not have to take a back seat for any man and even at they may be as good drivers back seat as some of our the from men at the wheel perfect So Gasoline Gus and Splttln’ Spitz content yourselves with your own opinions of your superior driving but please don’t try to tell the other fellow how it Just isn’t being that done “A SPANISH CUSTOM” NEW DAYS SIX one-quart- one-hors- e remain in which you may enjoy the greatest diamond value lnyears' special sale Our color-blind- i aayer-itH- C f v Investors pars-er-b- sister-in-la- 54 CENTS DAY Send the coupon todey perhaps the most difficult situation for fully informetive booklet a president ever had to face Many other similar Instances In his life with peyment schedules end were recalled A slightly stewed gentheir essured results tleman who was listening In finally mumbled: “Isn't bad either to have 200000 INVESTORS a big building to sit in in times like at least these” t There’s on question though I’d Sm4 “tHIOY MONTY” W— like to ask the artist responsible for Robert! flaxen hatred that Lyda “Who is gets the drawing That “discovery” of Lou Holz conthe Eggs?" What Is the use of hav- Polish to- be welcomed tinues joyously nice to “business” lay “goose ing" 'a the Broadway crowds Her nestfuls of golden eggs if we of the among marvelous of mop youthfulness common herd have to feed the goose bright hair and comic paper dialect all the few financiers and gather a ex000 then maintenance annual a combination seldom atWhy not pass a little legisla- encompass pense of $50000 to $100000 per year eggs? force the fowl keepers to in- tained among the bright lights is added to present almost unbearable tion to wonderful As George more the Youth always taxes and for What? For whom stall some from nests andso keep once exclaimed It seems a Bernard bunched eggs golden now getting trouble with shame to waste It on children and why? the main Just The city Is united against any In- up? country seems to be that the one Jay C Fllppen tells of two local crease In taxes property doesn't pay the too of golden eggs and a banquet The to own today Don’t increase them nest is than full build some new nests judges attending unintentionThe Zoological society has started a rather men alias speaker of the eveninghis “business the keeper fowl to now bad venture and is trying enough finger at pointed ally doses alias the financier and both resigned them dump the whole business onto the goose so It will capitalist" until its laying stop 9 We urge the city comtaxpayers their own private nest will hold some Reuben’s trade slogan: “From a missioners to keep out of it E C RICHARDS more eggs also sandwich to an Institution” In the papers of the 20th appears headlines “Money Return From Zoo DooSeen by 8 L Visitor” Will O Let the Men Keep on little of Tulsa Okla stated in an Interview according to the “Experience Talking Woman Says REAL ESTATE of other coos all over the country prove conclusively that the proposed Tribune : Ladies let s don’t Editor S L garden can be made a financial asset to the city instead of a liability argue with Gasoline Gus and Epittin’ a return on the Investment of at least Spitz as to who can drive a car 80 per cent can be expected each Human beings like these are queer year etc” My San Diego figures can animals and the best way to get be depended upon in spite of Mr along: with them is to let them think recorded In Doolittle’s optimistic political finan- they are having their own way but a clever woman with her superior cial generalities WALTER O TUTILE 3u all ties can do this and the poor was $90000” for the year was $35000 Deficit for the year $55000” These figures are approximately correct I wrote them down in her presence and have the original figures in front of me as I write this Salt lake City doesn’t attract tourClimatic ists as California does conditions- - short seasons and many reasons contribute to make a zoo here more expensive to maintain them In California The building up of a soo here simply means an initial outlay for landscaping ground etc of $1(KV Joe the barber says that ha re- Conclusions on Russia members the first quarrel he had Wrong Avers Writer Glassed-I- n Sun Porch with his wife It was when she found that he had listed her mother with Editor Tribune Due to restricIntrigues Passer's Eye the tax assessor as a fixture tions I have not availed myself of Editor Tribune: Driving up Yale to any great extent “Daddy ” said Junior "I got a good Forum privileges some matter pre- avenue from Thirteenth East the occasionally mark In deportment at school today but itself in such force that I feel other evening I was very much lm I learned to say Ves sir’ and ‘No sir’ sents to let loose and give vent pressed with a beautiful enclosed and ’Yes ma’am and ‘No ma’am’ “ constrained In your valuable col- front porch well illuminated to disto free range "You dfdl” can umns no room for doubt play plants ferns and flowers on the that give “Yeahl" inside and three caged canaries In the things that stir within me a A few days ago Mr Hooper from among the evergreens From a Cedar City school teacher himself regarding I find the secret of Its beauty was The following composition on “cats’" Idaho expressed the large glass panel extending In one was handed In by a boy In her class: Russia Mr Gibbs and others saw continuous piece from the pillars at ’Cats that’s meant for httle boys fit to point out Mr Hooper’s fallacies the ends and no curtains to obstruct predicto maul and tease Is called Maultese and his pretended groundless view have never seen such a the I sur not Russia tion Idolatrous about cats Some cats Is reckernlsed by how of her large glass piece in any home hiour loud their purrs Is and these Is called ylvlng permanently because city God Purrsian cats The cats what has very refusal to acknowledge I think Mr Hooper’s reasoning Is The ordinaryin front porch is cerbad tempers Is called Angorle cats winter and even so absolutely correct but his conclusion tainly useless and cats with deep feellns Is’ called la summer because of the dust and undoubtedly wrong The best in Feline cats I don’t like cats" available Information I know Is that insects It is the most conspicuous a all that has been part of the home and to utilize this In the days when he was a young 'notwithstanding to Russia permits space for a sunroom and conserve said the contrary country parson Rev John Hyslop y tory is indeed refreshing to the drove a fine span of hones One Sun- religious liberty” I am not concerned as well as those within 1 find over Russia What concerns me Is when at church his he arrived day a free this home is that of E M Bagley er he was accosted by a small boy who the land of America Americacountry located at 1411 Yale avenue and the liberty loving religious said “Are them your horses?’’ “Why and And porch approximlty 20 feet long and so called and so recognized yes my boy“ replied the parson America has enclosed during the by statute bastardized a 8 feet wide was “Why do you ask?” “Well’’ said the whom represent cold weather we had in January hls some of population boy “my ma said that you were only a portion of the best population of year A water connection was also a preacher’’ some of her fair states and deprived provided for ease in watering all ac“A few more weeks and I'll be these citizens of worshiping Godcon- plants When driving up Yale next time to the dictates of their ” said the editor as he cording look toward the north and I believe reviewed the blue laws the yellow science and as God has provided for you will agree it Is a them thing of beauty This tree religious country peril and the red menace have no doubt God can take a and a Joy forever JOHN SALBERO downtrodden abused people and show Knocking Salt Lake won’t make folks think that this Is the land of the world a marvel Downtrodden destitute Russia may yet prove opportunity lesson to proud liberty loving Rules for Contributors Senator Borah The dishevelled stranger made his haughty America of he what know may speaks station “Are into the you 1 way Letter lialiH ( Ml vtNi police A W MORRISON ono tide of IJm t a Writ the desk sargeant?” he asked b) Hrtt IfiibN nly “I am” replied the man in uniU RtMcfoas Ml partita dlacasi negl tlafcs barrrd i h rr§oaaI i form who was seated at a desk and ) Writers not desired Then she upaet her parents’ plana by writing In a large ledger bit tma bsoim sad resfaro ub One salesman a traveling marrying idential addresses as avldcnre s “I'm lost” said the stranger cise Is not surprlsng feed faltln (kl These are withheld “You are —eh?" replied the ser- night when they were seated at the ea rreerst eteeet where direct darsaid “Paul table she proudly “Well as eesatioas are aisde against isiil geant he continued writing the vidaals er wrserstiesa whe A candidate for mayor of Winona Minn distributed eggs If you can prove that anybody's miss- ling I won a (medal at the cookingIs tree names mast he nrtated L what It school Can you guess Into case” surwe look of these to In ll your een instead of cards further his campaign net Feetieal eootrlhetlens are ing you days he “Sure” replied you’re ft eating?” is Views idered a) expressed votes cost i run of plus production even that doesn’t make the this dewartmeat are Ueee el the A scientist says that In 100 years shortly “your diploma” ’ eentrihaters aad de ael necessarily1 very nigh there will be nothing In the world to refleet the views el The Trthaae the ads “For The dewartmeat eaanst he meed ss laugh at He probably figures that Clipped from ft The new aa like $15 dresser— advertising aediai In Berlin it cost a communist 300 marks to call the presiabolished then by congress will be Forma does aet eeert mere thus chair $4 man’s suit two pants $5N) dent of the city council a “capitalistic dictator" Under this a week frem tbs eae cwfttrtfcetle Modern ceatribeter An artistla career had been planned! Moving to smaller home” immunity the average American politician might throw his w naturally her kitchenette wid bath probably for my public into bankruptcy Sale’l-“BIRDS- Restaurants depending almost solely on a theatrical patronage usually wind up In hands of the sheriff Hearly’s Churchill's Rector’s and Shanley’s were this sort No clientele Is so fickle It symbolizes the troupers’ heart— the desire to roam And show off V One-Fourt- on of SALT LAKE COUNTY from January 1 1931 to March 16 1931 By the Eight Leading Companies As Shown by the County Records TRACY LOAN & TRUST CO i: LZZZ3 let Nearest Competitor 61 Nearest Competitor r:i 58 3rd Nearest Competitor 41 4th Nearest Competitor 28 5th Nearest Competitor 22 6th Nearest Competitor 17 7th 17 2nd o Nearest Competitor Off h 244 diamonds all continue during will April help you to that long hoped for gift Terms can be arranged to meet your Let us make 7 requirements ESUSBARD-DE- Q CO JEWXLERS 217 Main St 249 249 We recorded more than our seven combined nearest competitors Could this be accomplished unless bur rates terms and methods were right? 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