Show s THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE THURSDAY MORNING JANUARY t iLe postoffice st Sett LaU City ua second-clas- s nornta ij th Ttlbuo Fubluhlni Oobmiv Entered Served matter i'Horse Sense and Satire miiaiiiciKiiiivriaiiaiiuitiEtiiifiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiai Sand Witches itibunc Mjc J&tlt $tl 15 1931 TIIE TIGER’S LAIR bf the Senator and Coiutitchente i tip 8tHt'KIPTION i t tiavds inconcrh ably fast 110 50 Daitf tad Sunday cne month Dully and Sunday one year SOvj blit mating With the human mind Tbe above rstss apply tn Utah Idaho Nevada and Wonuu 1135 su ie slows It tip Bforwheru In United Btites Daily and Sundiy onn month TlMT'fflbuna la oo tale In every Important city In the United State a Readers may aaoertata tienu in any city by tele pnoomi thi office An American negro was stranded An English nobleman exclusively in London Tha Trtbuna la a membeTorThe 'A&soclaiod Pre6"’The Ah&ooUdresH‘ untitled to tha use for reproduction oi ah news di&patchrs credited to it or not otherwise rngugnd hllll as a servant and ill in- tredlted to thla puper end also the local newa published herein Istrueting him ill his duties added : Tba Tribune u a clutter inertifccr of the Audit Bureau of Circulations Peter When I ring or you Tba !mbuiia la a member of Ttru lOOOOO 6roup of American Ctths von must unsu'pr mp hy raying 'MY fbT Trflbana la a member of Media Record Inc aroup lord what will you have?' " A lew hours atterwurrl Tha Beckwith Special Airncy Inc eastern advertising aaent New York Philadelphia having OO Chlcaao 8t Louis Detroit Ksnsus Oily AtliiisM C Moenen At Co Inc Pacific HUnimon the servunt ills cmU representative fltn Francisco Lo Anude Seattle Portland lordship was astonished with the Rue Scribe Paris France Pore lan bureau oflnformetUrn of The Tribune are No vn’ "Mv Gnwr) Den Linden Berlin Uermauy lUcehuor HdieL1 m Pall Mall Loudon England 1 Vuter Roma Italy Morning January 15 Joe the barber the head Is a 1931 ( ThcGouornor's sus that M’rutch-Int- Mire siyn oi ? Luutd-lli- t i OverJieard at the sheep men's con- "Say Charlie you'd better let me rarrv Hint bottle of 'sheep sea ion of the Utah dp We might get lost from each to the tax otiier In this here crowd" l ventiou the Issues to come before the present legislature none Is so important as that pertaining program of the state For tills rusoijit is pot surprising that the recommendations of Governor George II Dern as they jelate A certain senator was back home to this program should constitute the dominant public note of looking alter his political fences and hi biennial message to tlie legislature By reason of the wide 'hsoluauaTniatces a°U' 801116 tax powers conferred upon the legislature at the last election this "How's old Mr Jones?” he in Wn ttKRn” must become a necessity for all future sessions The removal ofiq1i!T1'1"Idneverllkesee10MrsceJones again mean tax the Utah restrictions constitutional can the minister "He has gone to only that gram will be the dominant concern for all legislatures and alljheaven" public governors to say nothing of the Tte man who shows off least usu- shows up best If we had not sacrificed constitutional protections the emor’s tax comment would appear only as safe substantial andj IIe was an old sh0P )a As it Is the official urge to the legislature to makbring educated at Oxford His mother constructive ft aU01Pdr 80a! but oh’ vhat temperate use of Its wide powers In tax matters could possibly the' to attributed to a desire pass the entire responsibility up to In the legislative body This Is neither desirable nor sound absence of constitutional protection the public can rightfully leading s sickly i'ooklngiTkln" hope that the legislature will follow the executive urge and temper any dog that lie had Just taken out of Hsked°Sl "Naiiolron"1 its action with reason and caution but the final responsibility eped '"my friend "Why did you name him is Jointly that of the legislature and the governor clliSUt)KUishccl person- The governor undoubtedly recognizes the evil possibilities of jUasb "Because of libs bony age?” legislative powers In the matter of Pm u" was the reply kP ALL pro-sft- gov-jall- id i££“'-"£‘--'jibl- a ' — - ' y ric-'U- Income tax rates be kept this regard be so cons ttuc or encourage It to remove low and that the legislative The other night when ‘‘Charley itetst:iiiKiciimiiiiimm:sinsciriziiiri333iii:tiiiiitsiiiiir’:iii3imii:siiiis2:ii:iiiaiiiziiisciii:iaisxit' desire lnRedd arrlvcd jn town spats and ted that it will not discourage to other localities He further business suggests basic living wage and that it make no encroachments upon the that Intangibles be taxed fox Income rather than everything he called up a friend and asked him to come up to his house for a game of cards The friend replied that he couldn't come because as property He he was washing "Washing what?" asked Charley the power to equal "My B V D s" replied the Irlend the counties and Just then central cut in and said: fund "I ra ringing them” believes that the tax commission should have lze assessments within as well as between frowns upon proposals to establish the school equalization at this time ¥ w 4 Roscoe Grover after a visit to Rusto sia says that bootlegged vodka Is one of the reasons that Russians can- -j NEW YOrtK Jan 14— Few cities 'capitated by a projecting hotel are so storm conscious as New York'opy A quick flurry will desolate styeetsj and bring trade In shops and stores Nobody has suflered more acute y When dark clouds from stage fright than A1 Jolson on to a full stop to rugather the weather bureau Is besieged opening nights He often hadleu-ra- l by frantic Inquiries Foolish fearotsorl to sleeping potions for a tidal wave has never been quelled days betore the event and at a baa At the Polo grounds more than a dozen preinffres it was necessary to come-ize- d year ago a sudden shower so terror- - "hold the curtain" while the the crowd a stampede resulted 'dlnn got hold of himself In costing several lives A high wind minutes after he appeared his calm con- - was restored and he was Is an especial horror for thosecloudvtneed that one day some and functioning like a machine gun ¥ scraping shaft will buckle and crash to tire ground Two young actress on New 'Voile Such towers are built to withstand stage this season have made gallant the heaviest yale and engineers say comebacks A sort of detour on way a catastrophe Is Impossible but this Less than four years oblivion does not allay taut nerves Lightning ftg0 they WPre whooping things up creates a similar dread Telephone around Zelli's Florence's and other low — already twltch-- I calls drop to an astonishingly pariston level stations are nR from drink and drugs But they Underground tube are over their fling working carnest-N- ot packed with timid hide-ou- ts In many jeirs has lightning iy and ilvmg sedately e damaged New Yirk midlown the tall ballad' are re -splits acting as pr'cctors Therearc old bolts as clubs fratme frequently freakili display' 1o faNor Night leap kitten like f: in tower to tow-hpln ie mellow hours In the tier but neser damage Yet many up- emotionally to moisten eves of ts j0t per story of ices are completely jn a mlnstrel show m our ' trated until it is over 'town one performance a la! tenor Innumerable New Yorkers Jump waddled to the footlights and war-ln- to feather beds and cover them- - b)pd Be K)nd lo your Mother 'selves until an electrical storm has ghe's the Only Mother You Got” And hosln passed Receiving yards the town drunk in a sentimental rovv knelt reverently ln the aisle and pitals always have their quota ®uf as known what is lightning ferlng 5obbed out loud 6tate of hysteria” a seml-cataleptstark terror Many of us I believe have longed High pressure life on the cramped to organize a cabal against various Isle has also developed another pho- types of singers who have been lift- that has attracted specialists Itied to fame on a false screech or an hs a sort of scrupulous neurosis which odd delivery In the past few years "' e woods are full of them—Helen only flares out when Its victims j Three la- - Kane the Brox Sisters Libby Hol-unc- us proach a revolving door executives are notable examples man Rudy Vallee Frances Williams Hall and of its sway 'Helen Morgan Adelaide To my notion their They enter their buildings through Morton Downey avoid to entrances 'side street or back voices are as spurious as the fat snnlu Like light-lo- f a lady killer Yet it cannot be de-m- ug the whirling experience the danger in revolving doors med each has an intangible rome-ha- s mini-- 1 reached the Irreducible thing that grips across the footllcht mum In a drunken hotel lobby riot or over the radio And that is what one dawn a man's neck was broken causes that clicking noise at box of-- In a revolving door That sums up flee windows the casualties Postcard from Formosa: "I thought Many New Yorkers have a dread 'i rather enjoyed your column but too of mounting to the top of the away off here I do not even mns it" Yet the You'd be surprised how I can strug- lumbering green buses buses never capsize The only tragedy'gie along too without even an oc- was enacted seveial casional postcard from Formosa us 'years ago when a passenger rising -1 to get off at a corner failed to heed (Copyright 1931 McNaught Syndi cate Inc) “"a conductor’s warning and was de- -l h'' — Thursday 0 McINTYKE O By The FORUM on unemployment amongst coal min- Ing citizens of this great country and ers in America show that 350000 of certainly do not deserve the epithets Machine produ- hurled at them them are Jobless Perhaps Mr Tuttle's prejudices ction ln the soft coal Industry has Increased In the last five years 73 perlmlght vanish If he scans the columns jicent Two men working with modemof athletics banking Industry and and also find thousands of £' machinery which Is to be found (n politics S' most coal mines today can produce people to whom he refers to among more tons than it formerly took 30 the foremost and In many cases the foremost leaders ln their respective men to do law line land coercion to Impose the gold Granting of accomplishments They H the eight-ho- ur Silver Istandard on the world Only for the which he claims is not being lived should be proud emto war to how world trulv radical can he hope find Very yours perversion of up Says Remedy economics this miners JAMES GRANALDO Idaho Falls would not now prevaU ployment for all the coal because are out Job a deThe weaker who nations The of today recently yielded present Editor Tribune Why so much fuss Editor Tribune W L State Income ln a land of plenty could to the power of gold Silver one of of this machine age? Idea about business depression? Profes- pression result only from restriction of the our major resources was sacrificed sor Nylander would have us believe economic law of supply and demand j to promote the Interests of th Stirs n Up Foreign-BorMillions of child marriage This restriction is the result of laws: trust No other nation ever sur-whithat the llwllrd to £00 word 2 Writ on one side of the paper onlv 3 dlhcusslons and partisan Religious eannot bo priuUd Similarly writer must refrain from eastlns personal aspersions 4 Writers must furnish tbelr true names and addresses as evidence of good faith These aro withheld on request except where direct accusations aro made against indi 1 vidual or corporations when the true name must be printed 5 Poetical and anonymous contributions will not be considered 0 The view expressed in this department are thoe of the contributors and not of The Tribune 7 The Fomm eannot bo used as an advertising medium These suggestions are sound and no doubt are calculated meet some of the objections raised against an uncertain tax con- - dance sitting down J Bolster Silver Ilis and Tariff dltlon They at least are suggestive of the thought that radical Arthur Mchm“ flsh and wme Depression Opposites lie tax departures on the part of the legislature may result In evlls comrriissoncr t0ok a friend fbhmg gentle which we have heretofore been spared leaving a heritage of re- - He knew nothmgsawabout the was set art but Arthur that he Tax gret rather than one of accomplishment up with the necessary tackle and a The governor's thughts on other matters affecting the state nice comfortable seat on the bank Opposition commissioner started fishing of welfare in tile main are sound and reasonable reflecting public a The stoppage few rods higher up the stream a rendered of on values Citizens production major impose as arbitrary such items Include Tribune Editor desires heretofore definitely expressed These Early this were Presently the novice said “How in India has crippled sliver It makes gold as a standard and limit the vol wealth to a foreign force an outline of the aloud one your things cost?" printed paper now indorsment of a nonpartisan Judiciary refusal to countenance the much do thoso redmean be Good laugh times may Insured by ume of the circulating medium of you the 'floater’ ” On my first visit to India I saw commercial "I istate tax body for taxing Individual enactment to restore silver And legal exchange diversion of highway moneys to the general fund continuation of said suppose commissioner the "They only them wear stiver ornaments ln their t lhaL to illustrate a prin- not by any other probable condition our new secretary of labor Mr Doak As an wouW Uk l0 mes noses and ears and around their ciple weexample the code commission and establishment of flood control He also cost about 10owecents each” in the stand he takes oU more rigidithls NEWTON HIBBS may say $4000000000 of or cause 10 said bepn un5UCCPs6llllIy cents” haj I "Well you wherever pan Evanston Wyo coin and currency arbitrarily fix the frowns upon the Junior college movement at this time and urges re the novice "the one you lent me has necks arms and ankles deportation law of ioreigners who tried in other states — mainly the they could be securely fastened It valuation of our assets our laws but— state break of Oreg"n apportionment In the legislature as a constitutional necessity He sunk” was their bank account When ready property which amount to not less than $40- - Writer Urges Need O f Time and again through this colIt was proved unconstitutional sevcash was needed they would take a 000000000 Is meas- As wealth expresses merited ljfyqtiorx with the work of the building comall or— articles is races chicken I umn eral times and the state can find no Guest Where tliat appear attacking Shorter W'orking Day that do piece and have it coined into legal ured ln gold the owners of gold have mission and believes It should be continued for consistent and pro- dered an hour ago? not belong to the Anglo- - effective means of enforcing or colwas the people's money absolute power to control the prices tender It Waitress— It'll be here soon sir all over the world and are referred to sometimes lecting this tax gressive public building Edltor Tribune: in the January J Saxon of all commodities of commerce This be cook hasn't killed it yet but she India was not the as folelgners The tax committee might get some country only of "YiiiY value! there issue The governor’s thought ttiat elective officers should not be re- The includes control of force your the paper appeared! thev ''are eVCTy cooperation has got tn a couple of nasty blows from the taxpayers if over of labor if not all silver but rf'nara that an article Forum in The H J the laws appreciated Is by In with too accord directly by many boards d f b Americans as they would spend some of their quired to serve as members of the world the sliver tread was the of economics a that Helper WHEN stating money and time pushing legislation the Current need as Is the urge to frown upon departmental defi- When a little child lies ln your arms means to heal many wounds but The enactment of laws to increase was not necessary in solving the un-- l camp to tjls country in theito stop pilfering Inaccuracy and they have quit and why? Because the circulating medium by an in- employment problem If we had an' siventeenth cits The spirit of the message Is In accord with the times The at night in handling the funds century silver was forsaken by the upper creased coinage of silver would aid law for miners in the you care for care? names irethey already have document on the whole is sound and substantial It carefully What dolittle circle and lost the glory It had re- m restoring economic equilibrium in coal fields of Utah he stated it Idifficult to ln the her When to sing one lips and I think the government for impossible spell tained since the world began avoids the creation of experimental Issues and urges the legislaratio of the totals of coinage volume would have a great effect on aiding rs totax enough without the additional silver demonetized When volEngland of Increase can be expected the circulating the jobless and perhaps he mightjhemarp exceedingly pained thathax of the state and think the state ture to do likewise And this after all is all that And her little arms clasp you there of the Any ume would reduce the present value I16 a little child lies ln your arms she put the business cycle find plenty ot opposition if the there are criminals tn their race when constitutional protections to the same end have been waived When at world on the pivot It is like a re- of gold There Is no economic sci- J H ?J°lbrI1wtulcl Utah was one of the first (here are also millions of them act is rest that we If passed by the legislature ence to be as a remedy for states in the union to an eight-wbdown in the pur- lapse of a dying person and the sun Late-Abidi- ‘ six-ho- eight-ho- even-lig- ht l but-vil- And goes west don’t get the physician that has pling nerve to undertake the operation It What do you care for the soli and Will die and resurrection Is a long the stream ji a little child lies in yqjtf way off When Silver Is a ticklish thing to tamDESIRABLE step is taken as C Roscoe Vlgus new county audi arms to dream? per with It works opposite to tar—Anonymous tor indicates he will seek a legal ruling for disbursements at- iff If you move stiver up prospertached to the recent employment of outside help to aid in the ity Is the result Move It down and starvation stares you In the face collection of dennqtient taxes Irrespective of the merits of the farms Move tariff up commerce factories and mills have a holiday practice It Is fitting that trie public should know the extent of Move It down and business Is ramthe official power to employ outside help for functions which pant are nominally official If official Washington has not In a matter such as the collection of taxes It would seem that learned this lesson they had better Jog their memory and get busy We the official machinery should be equipped for this particular funcare now living on hopes and we cant tion The county maintains auditing facilities and collection faexist long on that kind of diet We be These should a are at war with the rest of the world culties as well as complete legal department We are without using gunpowder official for discharge the of responsibilities adequate with an Impregnable barricaded is If existing facilities are xxot sufficient a serious deficiency tariff and the siege Is now on SUFFERING INDUSTRY G P ANDERSON terealed which should be corrected at tho earliest possible date “It’s a genuine antique sir” A similar departure was made on the city side of our local gova are fearful "But you price IK asking etc System Needed ernment It does not commend itself as desirable public policy for it” look and the how sir "Well wages Reader Declares since there Is no telling where it may lead or where It may end cost of materials hve gone up!”— In so far as it would help to establish the legal requirements the Editor Tribune: No Brother Olsen auditor’s action Is timely and directly to the point I am not trying to tear down I am A TOOTII OF TALE The thought that Salt Lake City has already made a departure Chinese Patient (on to help build up stabilize and telephone)— trying Americanism If it could be ef this nature providing for the collection of special taxes on a Doctor what time you fixee teeth to’ save saved by the present system I would commission basis Is no defense for the county action The city me? But it be fighting for that system all right? Doo— The system is tearing itself departure is Just as objectionable now as it was at the time it was Chinese — Yes tooth hurty me all cannot will task to and unless called made If Indeed it Is entirely lawful In the final analysis the right but wha’ time you fixee?— down make a complete Job of it rePointer What makes wholesale unemployappointment of special agents to perform official work can be ment poverty misery fear and danHE'D BEEN IN HARNESS garded In no other light than confessions of weakness from those every country' Housewife— I haven't much to eat ger of revolution innation charged with these responsibilities an armed every ln tire house but would you like some Wliat makes UI suspicious camp Jealous envious cake? using up the money and sucking the Tramp — Yes Merited life blood from the people? The sysHousewife — Yes— what? we are using and supporting tem Yes dear— Pointer Tramp— What is it that has closed (torn CONFIRMATION of the appointment of Edgar B Brossard of Utah down) 1200 banks and countless busiHIS LIMIT houses ln this country the past U member of the tariff commission will be received with Caller— Does your husband get ness two years? What has beggared the effort to fore- what he earns? satisfaction by the west ln general The last-minu- te — Yes that's why we are farmers and caused tens Wife The stall his nomination for alleged indiscretion in matters pertaining always so hard up— Cincinnati En- of farms to be abandoned? What keeps 10000000 men idle and their to sugar tariffs was not calculated to command serious attention quirer upward of 30000000 dependents ln reflecting a conflict of opinion rather than a basic objection WHEN FLEAS ARE PETRIFIED abject poverty? What keeps the peo-Ddivided deceived and what keeps The senate's refusal to reject the nomination of the Utahn Is 'What have you done to Fldo? He the electorate corrupted? What is J policy alLcarner" sinGareJactioncouldliave hamoBywlLh-souiu- i publla fof'the awful the maid to wash him and II that is 'rcsp5fislbI8' crime wave? What Is been interpreted ln no other light than a penalty for a clear un sire"I asked starched him as well”— Vart devastating it that is emasculating truth and rederstanding of a specific problem and the courage to defend it Hem (Stockholm) ligion and making them meaningBrossard undoubtedly Is a valuable member of the commission less? The system the outworn and NUMBER ONE broken of down system which breeds technical information and experience Wife (on a boating excursion)— If possessing a wealth distress fear unrest jllscon the boat foundered whom would you want Which goes band in hand with the work of the commission tent war and revolution i Having ascended to membership from the ranks his ap- save first the children or me? And Oils system unless speedily Husband— Me—Bond will wreck the agsnisse halted and changed pointment and reappointment would seem to be an Indication that Strlx (Stockholm) foundations of government Unless governmental service Is not entirely without a sense of fairness The French government seems to the people the honest masses rise fall Just as often or oftener as any up In the power of their strength and V7o get something of the significance of the red menace in South American government The unity ana usher ln a better system higher order of things- we shall the United States as a communist enterprise fails owing a $25000 difference is that the French gov- awitness a reign of terror- They will ernment doesn t fall so hard or so butcher bilL call It communism and lead us to war far— The New London Day against it but it will be only deTroubles never come singly As if Robert H Lucas national If that Wlckersham commission re- spoiled and disinherited director for the Republican party didn’t have enough to think ports all the things it said it will the Americanaplundered rising up for bread and clrcula-rioa A1 official will now be ever— The the opportunity and seeking to redemands an about Smith greater than puzzle apology lor the Charleston (W Vs) Daily Mall cf a cartoon carrying false information gain their heritage C N LUND Confessions of Weakness A FI PULSE Tit-Bi- ts 0 applied pass the present depression except to re- hour law for men working underduce the value of gold and Increase ground the value of commodities This can However I maintain that the only be done only by legal enactment lies In cure for unemployment It required many years of intrigue shorter working day Latest figures Indorsement v ui le peaceful law-abi- O N d- THE RADIO-PHONO- - GRAPH COMBINATION— Senen’Grid Suptr Loeal-dnUnt HeUrodynt $uitcb tout control and home recording equipment Remote control available at additional cost Pries $283 less tubes INVEST IN A FIRST MORTGAGE —you ivill receive a net return of p -- '0re Two-thirty- 'l become bave In this sound attractive form of in- vestment we are offering prime first mortgages on improved Salt Lake City real estate They cover a wide range of properties and amounts From our list you can select one GEN ERALELECTRIC RADIO ’PHONOGRAPH COMBINATION Come in and make a record of your own voice — hear how you can lAake a permanent record of any radio program as it ccics through Get this new thrill here You ate ipeciaJiy-i'n- TODAY- Ja and ample yield i- -m 455 modern Screen-Gri- nine-tub- Central Trust Company Wasatch word in very last e A further d down payment brings radisLundct: xhs Budget Payment Plan The G-Radio Certified Inspection Plan assures your satisfaction 5'irh Radio Other Super-Heterody- ALBERS RADIO 13 W 1st Was GO South 7581 IIARSEII RADIO GO 10S8 £ G-- E Radio models include — 1 1230 Studio Lowboy tho Lowboy 14250 and the Highboy 917050 Prices Itu tubes the complete witli tone tootrol and home recording FRED small ihi E Radio-Phonograp- information at First South M h The Geaeral Electric Combination is the returns satisfactory Call phone or write for Main A invited No type of security is superior to the real estate first mortgage for consistent - equipment which includes four blank records microphone and special needles 21st Co Hyland 210 1 MAYFIELD’S RADIO SHOP (Formprly Radiola Shop) W 4th So Was 7056 70 |