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FRIDAY MORNING' OCTOBER 21 1930 iimiKtiiiimiuin i tiiiimmiimiit at iiiMiiuiiiiMi minium sum Perhaps It Is the Fault of the Decoys By O oi'AIcINTYRE llll(lllU'IlilfUlli3llIlllc!:lllIlllllllllllllxtulmlmItu a- - NEW YORK Oct 23— Thoughts a f ? The lad has been clerking In a 'while strolling: What In the world ls'Fa'ils bank Bald the letter: ho a fitted beg fitted for? W T Benda) "Lsax Son: I m transferring At tins makes those masks A West WO RCyour Paris account 47th street hat check girl la the Image lm°mein-- money ha a glamor In of Janet Gaynor red hair and all your eyea hi thirty years the thrill Beggars who sit on church steps °f spending will begin to vanish not fxp you to account to mo baring afflictions New busses with do tor a penny 'If It undermines your 'side doors stamina you would fall later In i Eva Le Oalllcnne a London I shall led no gland girl who made good In the city some other blame It would please me tremen-- 1 No actresa In New York Inspires such applause as Belle Baker singing idoualy for I love yoC with a greater "Ell Ell" How many Sobol Brothers 'devotion than you wilt ever know 1C are they? That cop certainly won't v°u wrote me at least twice a month you are but tltoj is only give that gorgeous lady a ticket? He (Wherever wish and not a command I e fatherly did The old Who remember when plates were have arranged that your Job ’here or In New York awall&your similar ore turned upside down over the silver In for one year You are to ha-vsetting tiie table? Something a leisure and freedom I would have tie bit all right about a young father who pushes a baby buggy these liked to have had but missed Dad noofy days Musical exchange bulletin board: “Wanted: Six hot croonThen there Is the banker's son who ers who look like Vallre!" left home suddenly in a huff leaving Comedy counter clowns in (he Cof- a nolo reading: "You haven't a A milk white roadster chance to make me fee Pots one of your vice trimmed In garnet leather And the I'm determined to presidents A wise poet show girl who drives it loulU to joshing" lathered the line "Gather ye rote- buds while ye mayl" And who knows Courtney Cooper tells of the Easli right off who won the war of Roies? Slder who grew to middle age withd Oil Paten the Frank out Merrtwell author leaving Manhattan Island Then went In the he Johnny Gruelle who draws hilari- middle-we- on a trip to IOenverCleveland A ous cartoons of the cross-roagolldlty near movio star has to be good to last six he was gazing out the train window months these days Youngsters go- at the pastoral beauty Finally In a he exclaimed ing to Lysistrat— being obscene and philosophical blurt not heard Curb comics are Raying brightly "No matter swhere you go jGilda Gray has a touch of WTtther sjyou alius find human life' And the- new dog song Is cramps “Litter by Litter' (Copyright 1930 McNaught Tiie sun sinks behind Jersey In a i Syndicate Inc) rewlU flame splendorous Nothing new faith like watching a sunset And HUMAN CENTIPEDE some morning I must sneak up on a sunrise They are not hard to take A young officer at the front wrold either pickpockets who home to his father: "Dear father: Kindly 6end me 50 hang out at Jewelry auction sales They always work out on me In the pound at once I lo6t another hg: hi a stiff engagement and am In tho subways Dinner neckers drifting to shadowy hospital without means'’ Chinese cafes Orange drink places The answer was still running full tilt The glassy-har- d "My dear son: As this is the fourthi smile of ladles who must live leg you have lost (according to your Mark Bellinger and his wife Gladys letters) you ought to be acustomed Glad What Inspires a fellow to take to It by tills time Try and wobble up trombone playing as career? along on any other you may have left"— Montreal 8tar The game outlives a fad Each player goes shopping with a dollar and the one bring- ing the biggest bundle of flve-anHAVE ten-restore articles to the cocktail party wins all the truck and a dollar from each player After that every- AVAILABLE body settles down to a stretch of seri- roR ous drinking Served by (ha Senator and ConsUtrhenU In disowning a reoent wedding one growled: "I wish the newspaper would Invent a new expression occasionally It’s always the blushing bride" "Well" replied his wile "when you consider the sort of husbands most girls have to marry you can't wonder at their blushing I clmp En-m'o- way-H- At a political rally the other night th principal speaker noticed that one member of his audience sat his siieech w ithout a change through of expression Going up to lilm the politician said “My friend what Is your vocation?" “I'm a Baptist” replied the other “No no you don't understand That's your belief I mean Horse SeDse and Satire fish-fac- rn what do you do for a living? " Now take me for example I'm a tax discussion we are Impressed by the statesman" “No” was tho reply IN honeyed promises that are held out to taxpayers already suf- "that's your belief” fer from burdensome taxes including the home-own- er the) There would tbe much com wage-earnand the farmer Proponents of the constitutional plaint about tax amendments if it were as easy for the people to raise amendments relating to taxes would have these groups believe taxes as It Is for the legislature that we are to collect millions more In taxes without laying a hand Well one consolation about on the home-ownthe wage-earn- er and the farmer We are both lifethere's and taxes When you finish challenged by these statements because they are so foreign to one you're through with the other the history of taxes economics and constitutional change Tho “Mother" said a little girl “may I sleek neighbor Is to pay the bill go out and play with the other little now?" "You may play with It Is particularly striking when we endeavor to define the se- - children h curtty of these taxpayers through the simple expedient of giving for they're too rough°" Bu toother! the legislature more and greater power It naturally must appear! 1 little boy can nlc’ smooth ’ 1 that taxes are high because our public officials and legislatures P'ay 1U hlm? haven't had enough tax money The solution Is simple More taxes more money more money more taxes! To find relief all we have to do Is to take down the constitutional bars and there It Is: taxes and money and taxes There will be relief for everyone knd It £7oiredTi!hi d Ure isnt going to cost these overburdened taxpayers a dime and the electric ice box Is singing These new taxes and powers which are to provide magical 'Sweet Adeline’ ” a I amounts from mystical sourcesdo they affect you? It Is rather “Dick" Kogan and a friend were a new role to trust everything to the legislature and the future taking' a little stroll when they met with the comfortable feeling that It’s going to be hard on the a small boy ” “Dick” asked him his “Seven replied the boy “Oh age We have been Inclined to ex- you must be more than seven" Raid neighbor but pretty soft for us The boy Insisted doubtfully perience this security only as It was reserved for us la the con- Hogan that he was seven rather pleased at stitution being taken for older Turning to his Perhaps this Is an unjust concern Perhaps Governor Dem friend Dick said “Do you think It that he riG'iEY VE the special session of the legislature and all succeeding sessIonsKn' hat mZly seven as well as other agencies of the public purse know more about years?" ' " " a your taxes than you know yourselves It Just doesn’t seem to match A newly-rtc- h citizen asked a up with experience In November and we were Just wondering what genealogist what he would charge to txac we would be able to do about It If It turned out that we were back hla family's history First Korfgage A huge chortle In a musical show: right "Fifty dollars to have It hunted A young girl Is asked If she Is going and they were wrong up” said the genealogist “and a hundred i minium ii bacteriology at college 61ie Real Eshio Loans umitmmiiiiimiiiEaiiiiiiiimimiriiiiiimiiiiiiii to take “Don't iiuiiij)iiiiiiaiiiii!i n The fact of the matter Is that the campaign for the surrender and fifty to have it hushed up" I’ bacilli!" And If the boy chlrps H SERVICE WE RENDER PROMPT of the public power to the legislature Is full of subtle Intrigue and of College Humor doesn't col-- ! editor The other morning the bus was'ij lect a fair take of royalties on that promises that cannot be fulfilled It Is hill of hokum designed to very crowded and a small boy was sit-- ! '! one he Is not commercially conscious IN I ERMOUNTAIN BUILDING snare votes for the primary purpose of opening taxation to com ting next to a very haughty lady The 4 &LOAN ASSOCIATION boy kept sniffing In most annoying IS saw of Speaking colleges I recently plete official determination without resort to the people and from manner At last the lady could bear! 3 'a letter written by a glorious Old Dad which there can be no appeal This Is a selfish matter Was 3831 Before It no longer and turned to the lad: S to a son who was graduated two years ZJ East 1st South — she demanded “have you got 2 you give away this power of the people know what you are going "Boy" a handkerchief?” The small boy to get for yourself Know beyond the peradventure of a doubt looked at her for a few seconds and lajagifaiiiuisiiiitiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiss We Ship To AH Points In Utahldaho L In a dignified tone said "Yes'm that this departure doesn’t mean more taxes for you You are then reand amendments haa these been A Stand i I have but mamma won't let me lend Flayed afor a pas k?iikivu4 too psmiftaa direBina fused a hearing before the U E A selling you? future with definite and tangible guarantees and you It to strangers” n r ©rinlei fllmilerlr writers nnul I XvCffff Mnnl l7t If they are not what they should lox rOf)Oi(l are entitled to returns In kind refrain from esstinc irroaat apriong Don’t be satisfied with promises 4 WriUrs must furnish their true mates be why pass them? Why encumber A aupgestlon for a speakeasy sign Editor Tribune: Most heartily I nd add mar as evidence of good faith our constitution with another several Ponder these proposals carefully selfishly! There Is no substl Fools rush Ui where angels fear to These are withheld n eaeept where commend The Tribune for it edito- direct aerusaliene aru request tute for your own Initiative and Intelligence Don’t be eatlsflcd made acainet Indi- pages of unintelligible printed matvidual or rorporatieoa wbea th !ru a sue ter that may get us In more hot warial criticism refusal Utah of of the be mutt PHONE printed with promises What Is It going to cost you year after year and 5 Poetical and anearm©© eoatribvtlon ter and less satisfaction than what Education association to allow debate WASATCH we be now have? Dot roneiderrd forever? of the constitutional amendments -d The view expressed In thl departFREE DELIVERY 600 know we tax need relief Goodness ment are (hose of th© contributors and not and giving the proponents full swing Stop look and listen and then do a lot of thinking on your of The Tribune the but to In space required d A comprint affair AND SATURDAY SFEGIALS FRIDAY 7 virtually b© Korue Tho ©fl eaanol aed own account Know where your cellar Is before the cyclone comes these alx amendment In ordinary manding the teachers of the state to advertising medium work "fearlessly aggressively and Inprint I think I could write a constithat would suffice in all Its Fresh dustriously’1 for the amendments teacher were In no way responsible tution 63s 3 for 33c 6 details for all the requirements of Juicy ORAFEFRUIT in The school association was In Balt and do not sanction the policy Texas state our am not a and I dear Lake supported by the taxpayers’ lawyer — ever Boob” have for for Size H for 3 12 “Country you 23o 390 6 7Bo nor the son of a lawyer and I have ' seventy-fiv- e or more slot machines were hurriedly a1 ll? "Nation was cap- - known a teacher and known how never ringlets glossy 'and undved 'have SOME written a constitution In my the propagandist mho are many times she reaches down in her from as many Balt Lake business establishments filled Jls breast with honest prtde U1 1 a No v Yellow Lar Ripe Larje I tali Mead shall live pocket to give back to the public life I'm Just a common plug devoid And he feels a bleak despair hlsi11?4111® tllat of egotism But I believe when I got 1 Wednesday when Mayor John F Bowman administered a public brushnow are means and determined witlx no Idaho RusssI of reimbursement? and comb are filled with halrT Dancnas Lefiuco either an attorney or the on tha people And whilethought rebuke to the members of the antivice squad of the Salt Lake which should be slicking to his head acl0 more xea you are complaining about through !° POTATOES of common understandor people this plain 'e It la pretext getting the public paying the teachers Just hour of ghastly dread Andiunter Ice department Fifteen of the machines were seized by the now an 15 350 2 17c Doz 25c ho’U make the drugstore round moliley r°m somebody else wtth the try to get someone to teach your chll- - ing could comprehend my Intent and 30 lbs S9o itivlce squad and the remainder were repossessed by their own-r- s and purpose with no misgivings on what restorers by the pound and t1rol)!blIlty tllat the maJ°r traction dren for nothing— call them by what it's buy 100000 about without and all soak his head with walnut stain and! of thlJ Increased revenue would come ever name you will— and see how In advance of the official visit Anowwhlte Coeoanuts— A W MORRISON of regular taxpayers of the many applicants you have Would cost 7c Hubbard dope and all In vain He’ll out 3c Frtlh The Incident Is Interesting In so far as It demonstrates that other CauUflowert lb stf'eSquash lb send his coin to breezy lads who fill you work day after day at your pro 2 25c Swrrt Potatoes or A Convention Called the police are not so powerless In the gambling racket as the public cheap magazines with ada In which If these state teachers meetings (cmIou for nothing? I think not Or U Fin© Carrots Delirious are to be used Yarns for purposes Rip political 9c Cranberries lb i( has been led to believe perhaps you can think of another Some months ago the police department they promise to restore the crop of Instead of educational 19c 4 bunches 3 lbs purposes and source as yet unheard of by which hair he had of Dig Political Maneuver The more lie served notice on local business establishments that the operation buvs the more heyore nm he a raid on tho taxpayers to raise to teachers the the slenderer money pay dopes then it Is time to with-sp- so become hla hopes he sees the ba!d ’ of slot machines was against the law will not have to be paid by Editor Tribune: Who says the Young Plump Tenlb braw stte aid to these teachers’ as- - thethey school teachers favor the proposed der Fresh Dressed TURKEYS and and big goes taxpayers growing buys Formal receipts for the official call were taken from all no- hlmself a wig and he avoids his fell- socialism If you begrudge your tax money tax amendments? How does any one tmsrxamvxMm tified The only tangible result was that the signs on the machines ow men and he will never smile The tax revision league Urn board that Is paid to a teacher I am sure know how Mrs Walden's Famous Ind toward feel Spring Roasting these Fat they Spring education the of Is note!0 the prolcssors she can do without It Don't worry were changed and for a time the slugs or trade checks were re again It a frightful thing to that he's outgrown his vest and coat! university and the school superln-Tli- e about the vast wealth the teachers amendments? They have never been TURKEY PIES Chickens Dusks never voiced their moved Tho machines however stayed right where they were clothes that were quite loose lasttcndpna over he stAte SPPn 40 have will receive from the tax amend- - asked they have were forced to attend to S lb avrrage views Th taste and quality are superb mo- - ments If a 5 lb arrrafe and They are J combination (0 J’?1rr”ed now will are year a drum voted ap-than lor tighter ! It was evident from tho outset that the owners of the ma they they — pear ha always had a princely shape blitzing the teachers of tho state for not receive one dime and have never the recent U E E convention " J 2 45c Lb 37c chines expected to resume operation which they did unknown to which which was really a iolltlcal and not 29c stylish tailors loved to drape an educational conventioiv—or lose the police and the public safety department but otherwise wide and now he finds and groans theretheir salary for that day Does It at that he la piling on the fat "Ah 2 JARS OCTAN SPRAY CRANBFRRY SAUCB WITH 17 open to the public gaze When members of the antivice squad ap- well” DECK OR ROASTING CHICKEN A EACH TURKEY signify that they are In lavor of the thinks “I've read of dope he proposals because they had to listen peared before the commission to resist the granting of the li- of patent pills and magic soap which to a program which they had no voice will by proper use retard the censes to places where It was said the law had been broken In arranging? Mayor of tallow and of lard” He buysgrowth such Bowman brought up the gambling question He delivered a list nostrums at the store and every SCHOOL TEACHER day w of seventy-fiv- e eighing more He buys himplaces to the officers where the laws against gam- hes self a patent belt composed of canWorkers' List Promised ' bling were being broken vas wire and felt and cheerily goes Who Favor Amendments It was a stem and merited rebuke Borne sort of direct action forth to weigh and finds he gams accrued necessary and the slot machine raid led by the owners on two pounds a day Oh there are Fresh Soup or Cork- Fresh Red Editor Tribune: In hts argument Fresh Calif dark and solemn days which come to 33c one side and the police on the other was tho result' The action all poor lb Barracuda 45c I Catfish lb 33c rtntT"5: amend inst the mortal Jays and we can only cZlssonTtudiedthe Before Horse" whole nubject for a year and then menta Son of Toil tells us to ‘Riui which attended the departure was In delightful contrast to the In- stand the? gaff and try to spring a Tender Whir© of the blue button tax difference displayed when the formal notice was served by the po- little laugh lb 31c Fdttor Tribune: The contention of recommended these amendments 'over the listand Meat belli lou see If a single one however that we called revisionists lice seme months ago (Copyright 1930 by the George P Slgsby Smith and others that the I recallsession to of to hoe hamhas and of and them dig the legislature Matthew Adams Service) support ’of the Utah Education asso- - special and Med paes these amendments mer and rustle generally to keep t0 produce elation Is all that necessary 33c 8lie White Poultry Farm Eggs doz Mi!iiizB3iimi3itiii(itiLiiii:iis?r submit ' them for a vote of alive” then idamn the tux amendment puts the A Good Catch of Mr “Son Toll” for every name Hiked Hurmel 4ic Star Sliced people And In tny experience cart before the horse The virtues or iJU send me of a working man who Bacon lb carton FEDERAL agents led by CharleYwTRobblns United States nariwv I Ham lb tilted vices of the tax amendments do notJ have never personally found a legis- - you Iator v°thig on any single measure Is against the tax amendments I will on of ethics the stand l'r cotic Inspector and W Vosco Call United States marshal in iiinii iiisiiiumsMiMmMasia to name send undertake the ever and before you that august body put y E A IWteftd ukpn fcy lb Gold Or a a scries of raids arrested a dozen or more men and women alleged of one per cent address of a bona fide working man knew ethics of the association's stand who Is for them Is that fair? was °f he what C’rttmEu voting upon to be connected with a widespread dope ring which has distributed pend on the merit or viclousnesa of Home-madt fflufC e 3 Ivs WILL DOBSON tho amendments If the amendine n:l I aso h°l In the paper that Mr thousands of dollars’ worth of narcotics in recent years White Whole Wheat or Graham— "Baited Acror'dlng to a New are In iact bad the association's !Pattrson a member of the said See Rule 1 Observer: Formula — DeUcious— Trr 1C Is unethical It is encouraging to note that high bonds have been asked of Jf they’ mission and tiie one member I think the greatest grasp of the fads Interested Citizen: See Rule 3 are for the good of the 'stai-those arrested and that definite and specific charges have been lb Hormel's needs of our state in the tax the association and every organiza-lan- d ' Tha evils of narcotics are so well known that little Hon should support them For the problems seems to bo opposed to O W L: Pee Rule 3 preferred t teachers to advocate the amend- -' r sympathy Is wasted on those who engage In the traffic To this 2c Velieel Spread a Llsrty All fork LIU ments Is of Itself no more unethical Tasly Kpanlsli Lre end the effective and efficient manner In which the federal raid Cheese Sau- Green than for a department head In any I 22c Cp Linkib cm 33c 39c Pk Olives pint business house to ask for betterments was conducted la to be commended tn his own department IN SMOKE IN HEAT ZOC Tender D'4fious l nttd I Spicy I nlied The unethical course Is the attempt to avoid the Issue of the Intrinsic Rolls Cinnamon Parkerhcuss Rolls I merits or faults of the amendments a to 16c 29c by diverting public attention campaign for the muzzling of the The Utah Education association sole questiqn before the people Is BUY NOW FOR HALLOWE’EN TILE CURRENT er V J white-haire- er st Rat-fac- roT ed 1 -- nt w Si i - -- F O RTJ M $ J Nvad UE I 111 one-side- Study sr Contrasts for lt - lor for E i 42c ot for Lb ’ t OFF Belgian Hares 1 I Abe Martin 0 one-ten- de-f- Butter Gem th linir 40c 21c Bread li' Chickens"’ MINIMUM MAXIMUM Dozen th® amendment themselves WILL DOBSON 49s Dozen ( APTLE CIDER keg Keg and Faucet $100 Extra Returnable Little Expected From Amendments by Teachers Editor Tribune: “Country Boob" has much to learn concerning tho relation between the teacher and the tax amerndmems" ’Tor "th 'Vou imwt be mistaken about 'iml Peter Be don t drink He don't recent U E A convention I have no know Is what each thinking even get drunk at dances" I heard a 'argument in defense it wa & reprivately given that our senators may ” girl remark todav What this enun-- ! avertable yes a disgraceful occur- ef the Other trv needs even niore'n a revival o' re nee for educational people and tilts it Is ciierent when these statements are man® In pubdLt)11Mlrs is moi® confessions an' less political question or anv other poiit- ilcal question has no place at such a gathering:! They then become a part of the record and Lirnce! legal pnxedure mating However lay the blame th a’’- - cf iwhert plamtl is d:: Tha school (Copyright Juba F DtUe Co) $195 at Gallon 5 10 Jar 39£ Jar :C Ftr Returnable lbs Yellow Pumpkins Mrw Waldens Iadjr Italtininre tXe 41 COAL HEAT COSTS LESS — aaamaBWBiaangi aii Mr time Wilder s Marshmallow V take I OQI ?- lcorfrd JlolGHN I'TS D'Hoi 4 5C 40c Mrv YVUden’s Mil !oUh- 'TCi dMt nufk 3c Jb Walden’S CHOCOLATE 23C 39C lbs 35c CAMPFIRE MARSHMALLOWS 50c PEANUT CLUSTERS round 4c Mrs Clcvfsriy Red Apples 1 sne Mrs l(us c Mrs 29C lb pkg 39c At :i Ides' rite uilrten Faraoua Mlnre t pnkind20c d"r! 37c fin! 39c s n |