| Show 1&-- TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE FRIDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER g!jc Boraist b th rtrrTribune Fubllah- - Ju-j- Lk Fall o Com BnWred 811 tl thCut Fwlomo u Mcond l Uk pm or i! ihee lw rr bla Dan M Whelan vouches for the of this story Church P Caswas demonstrating his ability with a golf club before a Scotch professional Church drove off from the tee three times each time givuig thej ball a lusty clout After each stroke the Scotchman would mutter “Wonderful" Growing suspicious Church 13 Arthur 1330 N Y I I ft n is rumored that a golfer found a Chinese coin on the It a Troy McKeogh bov who made good In the city Clouds like torn wool tipped with fluffs of pink Wonder w hat would happen to Lillian Gish In a wind storm? Busses to the right aulos to the left and trolleva tn frontr-b- ut here J go like a cutter In the wind And I made it camases Splotched geometrical art the teases galleries kid up-Never heard anyone use acerbity In And Rupert Hughes conversation is the only person I ever heard use I could follow those deracinate Albino twins all day fascinating Turn-ovcollars with square corners again a the John W Thomason And he fighting marine I have sketches too A new not prowled throughr Fred and Betsy Drake The hat makers better do something about the bareheaded business' Howard Acton and Julius Tannen look alike Wish I could run across yellow tomato preserves t Moneta who runs the Italian cafe street tn Mulberry Where Judges and lawyers go And who looks like an E Phillips Oppenhelm count People from South Africa Interest me But I’m surprised W'hen they don't carry spears Whatever became of coal vases? Timid tenement tots — alliteration without a struggle— who drag kinThe dling wagons across town said “You wouldn t kid me would you?" “Dlnna get yoursel’ wurrked Its wonderful that ye up laddie hit the ball at all is ms meanla" said the Scotchman ly Frida? Morning Ecptewhcr ey tle ftro TTbSruaorlli5rarYbf McINTTBE O O NEW YORK Bcpt 11 — Thoughts while strolling' Gentle ladles in black who sit quietly feeding pigeons in library park B A Rolfe plajs tunes men with I like Those springy w elks Nobody wears sport shirt like John Barrymore Or a dinner suit like Jack Buchanon kuth 6'i It By umumnMuuiHniinmiiiiuiuiuiiaiwmuuiiuiiimiiuuiimiiuiunHiiiaii mimiiiiituiiiit Constikhents Avitd Rom The Creaking Door Served by the Senator and ucirTWKi itaxn on 10 b and CurkUr IM motish t'ilr and SuniUr w4 Wiomlua) aher apply in Ufab Id ho (In ti tn I’nttd 6itea rmi and mi)r on womb Rfderi la "The Ysllurs uTou aals In ery unporiitt city In In Cubed fitoi-fivrtalo aaenta m any tut tit lelephonma Ihl oltr PrM U r uaivly PrenaTtl ““ThTTtiuiruT ®rIrbT5TlhVXad nttne to tre (H ter reproduction ot 11 uw d i uhe created to It or not otherwuw herein new pubnned cfen ted in IM psper and iv th local clTnVrn7eT5er oTh Audt Burril orClrcuillMnin Do ro r 9 ofAmerlcD CHle V't) men beTof'T h rout m dsInr ””Xv ©Tf fc rv ft nom&r of MeiTITRei York ' ""i h B Aiencr Inc dftrtuini i ah fe CO- - lUCet FftClUC bw Lovu Detroit Mmii CF AtUnlfti M C Mnoou Chico Lo From-iocportlood Anrri CrMl nrrmnuiive I n Tflbuift ftf HO I Hue friib fftrU From wiior UouJ ns FJI MU Loua-- o SnatftCd 1 UnUi Poa Usda ferUn Cxrmuai t!lr Horse Sense and Satire uiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiniiuiiiuuiiiiiuuunnuMUiiiiiiuuiuuiiuinmiltiHiiinuiuaiii Sand Witches palt £itlvr pibwc 12 1930 well-know- eagle-lik- e gare of Max Steur the criminal lawyer Those alert freshly shaven Mamies with mama complexes but quick on a speakeasy Flora Zabelle Raymond draw Hitchcock’s widow Never knew a man to pass an open coal hole without peering down Ask somebody: “What is a spiral stairway?” They’ll do It every time Benny The Leonard grows chubby too Caledonia on 28th street wlvere O Henry lived In Europe they would buy the site and erect a monument The latest as of September 18 tn speakeasy cocktails comes from the East 50s called ‘The Number"— meaning It makes you numb The at new Waldorf whose riveting way still has me It In spare time will feature "boudoir baths” — baths 25 feet miniature square equipped like gymnasium across the ng ported to the police demands a Bad Business rigid Investigation In order that urf OT ireturfed the place rF THE STATE land board were the practice may be quickly dis Jr Joe the barber says that marA Sixth avenue bird store has— or riage was the beginning of the tnetall-meprivate banking Institution couraged and suppressed peahad — a bright freckle-face- d plan The ring and the license the state banking examiner down then all of your salary each shooter who arrived early the other Firel The Step w life eek for the rest of your morning Deciding as the front door probably would order It closed was locked It would be Innocent dia states Item news A that for the protection of the de pigeons' version to give the birds freedom AMINO a committee to crop exploded while the bird was In of the store he did Someone opened This perhaps Is the posltors a thorough Investiga- full flight It didn't state however the door In midst of the fun and 200 or the fail A birds winged out and upward most definite conclusion that tion of the Davis county flood whether the explosion creature killed the unfortunate window card heralds “Boy wanted” deof of view with the the situation from report be drawn can If It is found that the pigeon had A frequent day dream Is buying a the land board audit which baa vising official measures of pre- been dining on corn mash the prodog shop and giving each dog a swell acts Dern deGovernor vention hibition enforcement forces may home away from auction block stufJust been completed revealing still a finess I Inquired the cost of all dogs wisely and well Davis county duce from that that there's current and actual losses of ap- farmers this year have been somewhere about In a shop on 48th street was told It totaled 14320 waved to an Imaginproximately $30000 and Imm- sorely disheartened and endarn A small boy was sitting on the ary acquaintance outside and of water stream a in curb fishing three be to greet him inent losses which may gered by recurrent cloudbursts that was running down the gutter on streets A kindor four times that figure U not and floods which have ruined one of the residential occasional an am I patron of an who was passing their crops and damaged their ly old gentleman shall establish systems of public ac- Armenian restaurant on Washington are more him to “What talk with stopped counting ” If It Is necessary to teach street— reveling In native dishes The you fishing for my boy?” he asked The difference between private property the fact that the 1930 "Sntgs" rebookkeeping they had better employ other night passing the kitchen I said the "Snigs" boy Despite a certified public accountant Often- peeked in for a glimpse of the cook the old gentleman “and what and public business is aptly and misfortune Is hot in harmony peated times men appointed to these pos- expecting a figure in a fez with perare snigs?" “I don’t know" said itions have no workable systems in haps a rug over his arm Instead I the the boy "I never caught any" soundly Illustrated In the report with general experience saw a fat Amerlcsoi negress with a heads their around her neck perof the auditors which would menace has been sufficiently It shall have powers of “originalcoun-as- red bandana IF I HAD YOUTH stove over an the event In that sessment” official to to smile spiring how world command could the show I pronounced the impression to seem convey ties to avoid conflict had better turn I don't believe now there Is a Dorowould lifted face my No cramp style farm These attention public the entire work over to them It thy Parker I could be happy all the while that the best way to sell a farm and shall “revise the tax levies and budglands are known as the best gar- If I had youth with business Is to do a little ets of local units” Imagine In the same cafe I50met a gentleden tracts In the state and Inyears Is tracand conflicts this man whose hobby for I’ve the entanglements I’ve lived the The tilings years the state The report covering vite intensive cultivation The would precipitate “Review bond Is- ing the birthplace of Columbus He learned Is not certain It is Milan or Genoa sues” losses and Imminent losses ac- hazard encountered this sum- The wealth of experience bitterly direful consequences of this and won't give lip The earnpd caIs not mer however threatens perma- Would that bv the flappers then be cruing to bad loans arbitrary power cannot be described “You often”’ writes R S Dodge distress in this article The effect It would spurned? lculated to create a favorable Im- nent fear and recurring S have on municipal ownership of util-- Z City “talk about shrill winds around some means are found Not If I had youth! unless Itles can only be guessed Lawmakers the Flatiron building Come to Kan -pression with the public 1 flood waters the for who combating 5 sponsored this and other amend- sas this fall and catch at the tails of ments during the special session will our playful tornadoes” By reason of definite and No one of course knows just 3 Aside from being no good whatface an ominous situation in seektangible guarantees exacted by what sort of a program will proever in a "breeze I can get into correelectlon ing EDMUND T OLSON respondence with the funniest people the federal government the tax- vide the desired relief and seestabto more To firmly called he upon will curity payers We Ship To All Points in Utah Idaho By WALT MASON official make good the losses accruing lish the needs and the one is bent and old when It's good in this section with trembling limbs and muscles iiiiiiniiiiisiiiiiiUfiimniiiiuiiimussiilusisamusHi(isiiiiiiiiiiiliMiiisMiimiiiiMiiiiiiiu' from this particular form of responsibilities Dern has named this sore to Oovernor United Btates has been a benevolent t iftt-- r iibIUS ( oo wi have somo little store of gold recauditors t wu farm relief The from shortly after the Ipmtocj-M- j commission of engineers They to keep the gaunt wolf from the door Lawyer Criticise Killing Rallfioa a wmr roiui Civil war Trial Utah at ommend that the next legisla- will make a detailed study bf the It's Of count Judge the to refrain (ran rMtiof sit up and upmin pleasant Today people fall down and wor tra 4 furnlih Uirir nasi ture be asked to appropriate causes of the recurrent floods rubles crowns and kindred Junk and EdltorTrlbune: AJudgeofthedls-trlc- t ni Writer PMONt ft iTidteri of food faith ship the golden calf in the mosti d4rui where r on withhold aro oxrrpt brazen fashion Imaginable and pov-- 1 bft WASATCH means of know in all that fair amount there's aro nto ftfftinwt court ot Salt Lake county dur- Ireet leeButieni $33439 03 to cover part of the loss as well a of ways and crime a Is considered MAIN or rrprattoni when the Irao some erty FREE DELIVERY ”600 all ing his 20 months of service on the tainted not a They as plunk them single and was born printed poor Trevithick combating w hlch now appears as actual on new rules 6 Foetrftl nd ftnofirwotif eootrlbolloni he made little or no effort to capital- discovered bench has lionmany toll were honest by these by gained that Will bo cnaidrrft It is FRIDAY ARD SATURDAY SPECIALS est trading” hi lie mart you played! of law unknown to the legal profes-th- e d not Thft view oxpreoood tn thi depart- be any of his numerous Inventions the books of the board lands will be lost to are thou of tb oontribator and nol and Improvements lived poor Mid set forth by Hoyle and tried slon In a recent case the learned ment particular game This la Itself Is bad enough or art I do pot envy Judge held that if the state intro-muc- h of 7 TheTh Tribune d a aw died poor Forum rannot ft production unless some efforts no crooked wilewho t Utah Fresh IS In old ape surveys 'duced the confession of the defend- - tdrrrtislM medium The great inventive skill of Trevithe gent but It appears even worse to the are made toward establishing se- wad and knows that nearly every cent ant no part of the confession could be thick the uncanny geometrical abilthe first paragraph of section 3 As ity of Euclid of Alexandria the or fraud thereafter discredited by the state SWEET taxpayers when it Is Indicated curity and safety The hazard was gained by btratagein Still in Season In a very old encyclopedia of law an example: CAULIPOTATOES weird charm of Edgar Allan Poe’s When he draws near to Jordan's brim the borne to be InIs too by great be amount and1 RIPE LUSCIOUS UTAH may that the First— The seat of government the Fncylopedla of Evidence r YAMS beautiful life 11 of Jesus wornout pilgrim tired and gray he tt the a FLOWER poetry i who be Individual state 3 350 VoKtme engages at the state under the title the fair shad Page wonders why he used to trtm confidLb 9 1 4 lhs 23 creased to a quarter of a million average STRAWBERRIES “Confessions" the following rule capital In this enterprise Nothing short ing suckers every dny He knows of Green or Roll Gfrftn Is of deaf Institution the Second— Is laid all The on candown: It dollars as time goes where lies going now he WAX BEANS I’f PPFKS of some promised security that "The prosecution Is not bound by and blind and state industrial school wrath for hokum Box loose much not turn Lb so contrary to the fundamental 61 2 lbs 15 statements In the confession fa' the Utah state hospital the home against the hazards of nature will clothe the Judge s brow when he any state dis- for the d to accused the vorable but the may be must excuse a It principles of sound business will reestablish the Industry and puts up to cheap prison and any other lnstltutloaj over reflect when drawing near prove them' to grievous Large Jsiicy Ssskisl Lemsss daz to Ehadowland he was most happy And the cases In support 3of the which the state may gain Jurisdicpractice that voters and taxpay- the hope that has been given text are People vs Rulloff tion shall be located according to the Park The fellow's some In other wrecked he the when past this deterritory ers will ponder It with some Dftletoni of the general stand He cannot wear a Criminal Reports N Y 401 Riley vs will and discretion Fmh Kadota © new commission Iras an Impo- peanut smile j when thinking as the State 4 Texas App 538 United electorate of the state lb happy gree of disgust Figs This amendment should receive the rtant and difficult task before It nun goes down that by Ills system States vs Long 30 Federal 678 The loans classed as bad and It Is to be hoped it can fraught with guile he ruined Smith In 16 Corpus Juris Page 737 Para- veto of the people WILLIAM BRANDON SIT Brown He’s looking backward graph 1516 under the title “Criminal fer I Sc Box 353 Eureka Utah comprise nearly 25 per cent of evolve a definite and tangible and oil the time as old men do forever- Law” the text sajs: Where the state introduced In more and he remembers every crime the total which Is not to be re- solution Swoet Snr lie pulled otf in da vs of yore There evidence the confession of accused It Trevithick Called Real let Centered Utah Watermelons i ib for even Is as bound by exculpatory statements garded good guessing Is no comfort anywhere for such Inventor of Locomotive b 1 contained therein unless they Bre Melon S7e Melon 49o Melon 97o In a Cure a Not and Jordan’s man marge at have which board a public may sort of sick despair he views the shown by the evidence to be untrue Editor Tribune: In a local newsd 35c Its liberal moments The report bundle that s so large He U a happy but the falsity of such exculpatory 29c &J2SEE 39c Peanut Brittle days since George Stesilence Indeed whose hoarded coins are statements may be shown by circunv paper some man official N BREAKING inmoral the was of Its owh credit no doubt conveys as as well given evidence1 stantlal direct phenson by counts who stain front gladly as to his attitude on the pro- free Quoting Commonwealth vs Webb venting the locomotive the chlckenfeed that gives him shelto the public mind the point of On referring to “Funk and Wag-nail187 07 Atlantic 189 hibition question Governor ter from the ram Ho knows that 253 Pa DEMONSTRATION dictionary I found that there It Is to be regretted that the learned which will not be altogether Roosevelt of New York opens an- every coin he paws was gained withJudge makes hls own rules and does also Stephenson was credited with feels like so he sinful wile a and out more Gives xour food ft rich creamy fUvorlt wasted If official agencies can other argument Far more peo- Eenta Claus and wears a large elastic not resort to the simple expedient of the Invention then twice os rich n ordinary milk—lakes The Rich- before Ten an Stephenson correct years to the encyclopedia get be also get the drift of public ple will approve of his sentiment smile place of creftm— It Is cream's rtal at less than half rule He directed the acquittal of a ard Trevithick adapted the Wattjbefore or after its passage would the price of creem to the existing form steam engine to transport and made a rather meaningless piece of work with man hav with regard murder 1930 after the Oeorge charged by (Corrvrlglit NOW THAN BEFORE THE WAR thought CHEAPER the had commission power lunlets the locomotive first the log held that the state could not Matthew Adams Service of prohibition than will agree —BUY A CASE The new engine was given Its trial to change the wording before or after show the falsity of any part of the with his own manner ot change near the res-I- ts passage Tall tans 3 for 23d 12 lor SI 00 Case 48 $393 OF INDUSTRY defendants confession Such a man run on a tumptke-roa- d ROIL Willi I It would latter this Djnamile Had they power Having Case 9S $385 Small cans 6 for 25i 12for50 Governor Roosevelt urges the Applicant (for position of office Is dangerous and such ruling should ldence of the Inventor This was In an age when quite a clutter up the business of the legls-feA LAWYER LAKE county authorities repeal of the eighteenth amend- bovi— I may say I'm pretty smart not be tolerated manner most a lators in In confusing a perpeople really believed d SALT I've won several prizes In make a complete and ment and the delegation of and I Os United Oread jonal god and a personal devil: hence So that means practically nothing Mrs Walden’s competitions late-l- y Amendments Listed con- - But if they are given power to on man the the seeing turnpike L e apply and law thorough Investigation ot the liquor control to the several minister the Tl hlte Graham O road down Blxrk the 0c F or People's Perusal coming Yes but I want some55c Whole O I Z9 mXK Wheat circumstances surrounding an states Despite a heavy antipathy oneEmployer— Mountain Cake fire and emoke thought It force the law they are clothedtowith who can be smart during office the 35c Vanilla bplry Unnimon a 45c belonging function properly EdltorTrlbune: the The of State evils on South the prohibigeneral toward automobile crash 29c 39c Rolls dozen hours court Their rulings must be acSponge Cake of the state of Utah will go to during office hours”— the 30c Fruit Nut 4Ve Fresh Apple street w hlch was reported to be tion era there Is little clamor “This was cepted without recourse from the 4 November cast 39c and 27c their polls Herald loaf Bread Plee votes upon six amendments to the the result of a prank The use for a return to the old order Epworth 20c Hard Rolls White or 4 Ac Chocolate 16c — — 37c RACK AND THUMBS(!RrW S constitution of the state Probably Whole Hheat dozen dozen motor cars for HLstory undoubtedly has estabfloushmite of ®‘ would h' This a” to Mr Devil on will pay he of go nothing this 49c Armour's Star Mlced electorate In that motive 10c Graham the know majority “Do you tem44c 27c IP°wer: lf ltTf“u ! rarton Bacon prankish amusement Is about as lished the futility of any payl” Muffins dozen Rurstan composition they are play-ln- have no technical knowledge of thesemothlng toseem 75c Mired Boiled Ham strange to some that direction amendments but will for the most It may safe as playing with dynamite perance effort which leaves one ‘ 13c 29c un-2 1 ol Zi°n stretching the name of Trevithick Is almost pound "By the sound I should Judge It was part be swayed Into decision by the- known and is to be discouraged at all state dry and Its neighbor wet 50c Slired Corned in this country especially useless travesty from which to1 Pate Nut — Boston Transscript pro and con arguments of the pro39c 35c revenge” Therefollow lb Beef might loaf or Bread fax a greater engineer tanglements progress costs In seeking reform ponents and antagonists of these re- aiuce he was recom-th- e forms However there will be a few and Inventor than Henry Ford is To fore this has nothing to A woman suffered critical In- it is well to remember that the Z among t he electorate w ho w 111 under-stan- d writer the reason Is obvious: mend it these amendments Let my Practically the government of the Should the legislature permit It juries when a midget car In burden of existing complaint is which she was riding was directed against the evils of iiiiiiimnuiiiiHiiiUHiuimiiiM own conclusions follow: Constitutional amendment No 1: feet In an prohibition which In substance htirled seventy-fiv- e Is harmless merits passage and thereGOT YOUR will tend to reduce taxes impact with another machine It are the evils of liquor It CanstltutlonalamendmentNo 2: was reported to the police that fore seems apparent that the soIs lctous and should be vetoed It the other car was occupied by a lution Is not to be found In covers three kinds of taxes all clev- bewe were to back where been erly concealed In the text The evl- going group of youths who had Filed dent purpose is to foist the burden rewas alone Blnce that fore themselves annoying by amusing Armonr’s flow Star Flavor lams lb 2§s of taxation on the producing classes legisand ease the load upon the shoulders the driver of the wrecked car sponsible for prohibition lhs IIENS to 3’£ STEWING SMALL 24 24 of the parasital members of the cutting In and out of traffic to lation lb 37 FAT TENDTR DUCKS 3’ 3 to 5 lb aterife should be amendment This Is not As a result of this it handled os three separate amend-m-n- ts pass jeering remarks Rhode Inland entitled tangible Intangible Red Roaoting Youth at the wheel has su- likely that Governor Roosevelt's taxes Income and I ' preme confidence and little fear plan will receive enough support Constitutional amendment No 3: CHICKENS Concerned with the distribution of 1 or concern for the unexpected to become a national endeavor Lb Ub 33 taxes Is harmless and merits pasA Timely Question — When Judgment and courtesy It no doubt will have the apsage RING feALMON FKLM4 LARGE lb 330 or JUD are lacking It sometimes resolves proval many of the metropolConstitutional amendment No 4: Fresh Fillet bn Freih Barra- - OQ Freh Bed OOt I ex encounto Be class the vicious Is areas is a? but itan a legislation! likely Sole Ih cuda Ih JL Catfish lb itself Into such demonstrations e inpUon of mining property to a defi— as the one described to the po ter reverses if it is submitted and Chilly nite plan for a definite period irre33c for the ltter trade lh dr:rd lice It Is the worst kind of a to nationwide consideration spective of any condition which may Not That’s 1035 should be deto It arise prior is reflective one that harard and feated lh 41 Gold Gem Fpexlr Creamery Butter Poultney Bigelow historian Constitutional amendment No S' only of distorted humor b Call thinks Judges and senators bag Husler's High Patent flour SI 39 of another Is the establishment be to Is Amusement which ! should be 70 years old to do their 4 Ibv Maxwell Houm Coffee Ih 3QC 77 recede should counter and $149 pie had only at the risk of life and best work borne critics seem to I5o Nut Lunch Teanut Butter can 19 defeat at the hand: of the people: Is limit even this age that think be-6 Cons'ututional amendment No 25-l- b ! limb ceases to be funny and cotton bag Fine Sugar 43 SI ow' to monument legis Is a crowning White Soap 7 bars for 29e comes criminal Indifference100 Crjslal school ative Ignorance Any 'ordinary rail Carroll an' King Caiol ought bov RETAIL DEPARTMENT AE Sale and IIIMVCT lh desert A pk E pkrx The common conduct of the road Pennsylvania police are couot done oe vWr n ny a it rwret ht I rpiuFiuiior when if that pleases £ or Demon U for Blr- of an everv trace Cvllsutuuon for the h tht Is It but where this lug ftiraliou fieuonc 671 or three jears over the removal was stolen We were'to lne m 1 z perfect l'lo frusufflclent stem etps should plane that of some slate institution ruminate just wondering what they will do1 J this la an appropriate wording alter 1 be bakes Jhe accident see ItT (Copyright John F DUio CoJ rHjij er wrlt-Im- nt rN hand-paint- M 'us FORUM The Honest Dollar 5? c d m :X li self-evide- nt Crczi Lina Bcizj2 lbs Snow-Whi- te to-w- J 1 20s feeble-minde- 33c Sadlit 23c L““rTJ0c 29c 4 n'&LUtahCzstalozpcs Ah t5-l- b lb Fresh-Ma- lb SEGO MILK s” 1 w cross-wor- word-pictu- re lrc elec-tora- te high-power- ed I g? lor Abe Martin ‘ BLUE BLAZE com-munl- ty COAL” IN? l“iEHi 39t Prepared for That Unexpected Evening Morning Far Off A Belgian Hares -l) 48-l- at aa Blue Blaze Coal Co yatch-dlscourag- es 1 1 u they Wasatch |
