Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNINO JULY E 13 1930: SOME NEWS FROM MINNESOTA head of the Committee that U raising money for Tennessee to build a combined monument to Us 3 Presidents of the United Btates Jackson and Johnston and I don't know who the other wss Well they want to build one while this present wave of Prosperity Is on They want to get It built before a "Democratic Administration gets in and demoralizes the country This fellow Is from Nashville He had hta Daughter with rest to let ’em foreclose and get a filling station He and Charley Mayo are him and get out Dairying Is what saves them up prowling around trying to drum up there and hard work has something to do some trade for his little medical pracwith it For those old Boys really work They tice out tliere They say he has In have beautiful Cities some of the loveliest parks addition to dosing out calumel and assaifltitt to tlie ailing Norwegians and beautiful lakes and lots of private homes put In a branch line or “Operation" The Apartment epidemic hasn’t hit ’em yet while you wait Somebody give him And what a rush they are getting to those Lakes a knife and he and Brother of his Bands of Boys and for the vacation period will have your frame Into kindlhig Girls from southern States are all coming here t wood before you know it He his to summer Camps been over In Italy and It was reIn lakes ten the thousand there are They say ported that he w as going to slice Into State of Minnesota alone You know there are Mussolini and cut out hls French The three or four different bunches up here Complex Bo that give me a chance to get In my Monologue about MussoSwede Is a general Impression is that everybody lini and the Castor OU Well as we but these Norwegians and Danes are just as a were sitting In a Drug Store at the proud of their Native land and will tell you they come from Is time having a drink my Castor Oil Sweden better country But the great part about It story naturally reminded him of one is all fine rivalry get Any together along they (That's the worst part about a story That Maverick of the Senate Senator Shlpstead who is supposed you can't hardly tell one that It don't for lack of name to be a rarmer-Laborl- te remind somebody of another one) he Is strong up here I But this one of hls was a good one met him In Washington for the first time a few weeks ago and PEG LEO GIRL SKIPPER he said he had been reading — LONDON youngest one was sir Well there I up some of my Junk and that he night woman skipper(UP)In The' Lizzie Britain on In do who you think dropped Meadows 19 was born on a barge thought he and I had about the and right Idea that both sides were me but Doctor Mayo The old Coun- in the Grand Junction canal Inwrong about 90 per cent of the try Doctor of Rochester Minn Mrs herited her Job when her parents died when she was 16 and walks time and that’s the way he votes Mayo was with him and another from down in Nashville about the deck of her barge with one against them with the side that Term— I forget i wooden is but name he Ills leg Is maybe the less wrong It’s all right for hls wife (and by the grayway a lovely sweet-faoe- d haired young looking woman) — she and the other fellow’s daughter were there so don’t stop reading this out loud go ahead BY WILL ROGERS some way he could fix up Castor Otl have already taken It" so that It would be tasteless'and rot taken It?” she hollered "Already “Why It objectionable to take He said he wasn't for me It was for my sister” He is full of stories and Is a great could While she was sitting at the Soda Counter waiting he asked her little fellow Gosh when you think of what those fellows have done! If she wouldn’t have a cool refresh- That's what you call being a real kind handsome drink he and of Benefactor to mankind ing of ed a her She know me the greatest thing You to THIS DOCTOR MAYO Sasspharilla glass drank tt and after waiting a few they have done Is the system of FELL OF STORIES minutes she noticed that he was not 'charging everyone In proportion to doing anything toward giving her the 'what they can pay Course aom A Woman corns Into a Drug 8tore Castor OU she had asked for so she let a yell out of them like a hoot Owl and asked the clerk If there wasn't asked him for It “Why lady you 'and claim that they paid more than all I know is Just what I read In the papers and what I see as I prowl hither and thither You know week before last I had a fine week up among our Nordic Brothers In Minneapolis You know they llye and prosper and ‘get along better than any other distinct bunch of folks we have In this ' Thev are about the best Farmers Country we have In this Country and even they are having a tough time making farms pay and when they can’t do it why It’s time for the WELL ” but Its the greatest sysAll Doctors tem ever Invented should make enough out of those who are well able to pay to be able to do all work for the poor free That Is one thing that a poor person should never be even expected to pay for Is medical attention and not from an organized Charity but from our best Doctors But your Doctor bill should be paid like your Income tax according to what you have There la nothing that keeps poor people poor as much as paying Doctor bills It al out their savings and lt'g that fear of not being able to pay that makes It ten times worse on them It ought to be a law not ways wipes custom (Copyright 1930 by the McNaught Syndicate Inc) PHONE SYSTEM IN CATHEDRAL MILAN Italy iJP) — Besides an ele- vator to take sighUeers to the belfry the great Gothic cathedral of Milan now naa an automatic telephone system for public use free wheelina is here! than good-natur- '1 n MIGHTY DISAPPOINTED IN CENSES REPORT like all Towns they was mighty disappointed In their Census Report Minneapolis was trying to reach the half million and they only got about 462000 St Paul about a third less You see what causes all tills disappointment In these Cltlea Is these Chamber of Commerces They start yapping about what they have In their Town and they tell It so long that they get their people believing It and then when the Goverrftaent comes along and the people have to really be there and NOT Just accounted for by a Luncheon Club Speaker why the old Census Boys can’t dig ’em up as easy as the "Speaker of the Day” But what difference does It make what your town Is? 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