Show FURRY FURR NIGH TIPPLING cormon I 1 if 99 HOW GOTHAM ALDERMAN 8 S GRAY PET SMILING TEDDY MUR DERS A FAMILY S SLEEP PICNIC HIGHBALLS TOO STRONG abraham fen chel and his seven children innocent vict ms of simian spree dishes and furniture broken new york politics and highballs were the undoing of smiling teddy a gray monkey owned by alderman frank datzler which returned at nigh after a two days carouse that began at a picnic of the frank datz ler association at point view grove in the course of bis his debauch smil stull ing teddy nearly frightened to death the family or of abraham fenichel of 7 manhattan street and did succeed in breaking much of the fenichel crock ery in a midnight raid he made on the apartment in company with his trainer bos ton george the monkey spends much of his time in the saloon of frank conlon in houston street where the datzler political clansmen foregather red nose henry and others of his friends taught smiling teddy to drink highballs and beer and when a treat goes round the monkey Is al ways at the bar clamoring for his when the prank frank datzler association went by special steamboat to point view grove tor for its annual outing the gray monkey went too on that day be had his fill of highballs and when returned to the conlon saloon at night he was hilariously intoxicated ills jils keeper forgot to chain him to the ice box and so while his political col leagues were discussing matters of statecraft teddy slipped into a back room and out through a window into the night abraham Pe fenichel nichel chel and his seven children slept soundly A little after midnight abraham was awakened by some furry thing pulling his ear grumbling be turned over thinking it was a nightmare but a bite on his neck and the tinkle of a bell aroused him to full consciousness and he sprang up in bed with a shriek that awakened the seven sleepers his children vie vic a I 1 he str cl ci abol about him shouting and pra lag ing b turns but the furry thing had vanished from his bed next tl it ere came a scream from rom the bed of 0 yetta abraham Pe fenichel nichel s seven even i ear old dat daughter daigh ahter ter help papa help she cried I 1 am b bt t teddy lad 1 ad crawled into yetta s bed to escape the tumult but leaped out again when she became violent and losing his bearings perhaps still feel ing the giddiness brought on by his potations ran at random through the small flat the tinkle of a small bell f D ashes were being broken attached to his collar enabled the members of the Pe nichel family now all awake and screaming to follow the movements by this time it was and no lights could be turned dishes and furniture were being broken in the frenzied rush about the flat when some of the neighbors came with light lights when his trainer tried to get him the fenichel family declared it w hold him hostage until the dam age he had done was paid tor for boston george promising pay ment from alderman datzler finally gained possession ol 01 the monkey and carried him back to conlon s saloon where teddy again drank highballs |